Chapter 182: Teletubbies

Sang Mengmeng went to pack a few clothes and prepared to live in Sang Yueye's bedroom, Sang Yueye stood in the courtyard and looked around, and then noticed some tools and drawings that Tang An hadn't packed up yet.

Sang Yueye picked up the drawings and looked at them, and said with great certainty: "You asked someone to draw this?"

"I drew it myself. Tang An showed a proud expression similar to that of Sang Yueye, "I still need to hire someone for this, I plan to make a tatami bed myself." ”

"No wonder it's so ugly. Sang Yueye nodded, and her tone changed, "But now there are very few men who can do it themselves, and many of them are sissies who have to twist their bodies and hum even when they go to bed, let alone make a bed." Are you ready with the tools?"

"My tools are quite professional...... Tang An looked at Sang Yueye, who wanted to speak and stopped, and directly stretched out his hand to ask her to stop, "It's just some daily tools, don't tell me about those kit tools that are hundreds of thousands and millions at every turn, I use these enough." ”

"You're really impressing. Sang Yueye looked at Tang An with a little appreciation, "Except for professional mixed meals, men who are keen on drills should have good sexual ability, I always thought you were a silver pewter head." ”

The drawings in Tang An's hand fell to the ground, and he patted his forehead, he couldn't treat Sang Yueye as a woman, even if she was dressed up as Sang Mengmeng on the spot, the words that popped out of her mouth were enough to make Tang An unbearable.

"I appreciate the boy with strong hands-on ability, you have passed the test initially. Sang Mengmeng walked over and patted Tang An's shoulder, "Strong hands-on ability means that he is also more patient and talented when digging into the sensitive points of girls, for example, when ordinary boys put their fingers into the girls' lower bodies, they often can't last long, but boys with strong hands-on ability often have to do some long-lasting and high-frequency movements because of their fingers, which is much simpler for them, which means that you can give Sang Mengmeng more pleasure." ”

"I'll kneel down for you!" Tang An couldn't cry or laugh, the man had gold under his knees, but what was gold, Tang An really couldn't stand such a conversation with Sang Yueye, "Can you talk to me normally?"

"Ignorance!" Sang Yueye pinched her braid and looked up slightly at the bright moon rising obliquely, "This kind of conversation is full of science and technology, what do you care about? I don't believe that boys won't discuss these topics, just don't care about my gender...... Everyone has a different style and way of communication, and when you talk to me, you can just feel free, and you don't have to care about my gender, there is no way to communicate with me well. ”

Tang An really wanted to tell Sang Yueye that he was not interested in communicating with her at all!

"Feel free!" Tang An snorted and nodded.

"When I say long-lasting, high-frequency movements, I don't mean jerking off. According to my research, this daily male behavior does not actually require much physical exertion, and is more of a movement of the palm up and down. After Sang Yueye finished speaking, she asked in a tone of seeking advice, "Right?"

"Yes, yes, you're amazing, you know everything!" Tang An arched his hand again, blocking his face by the way.

"It's just common sense, I read a lot of books, I'm knowledgeable, this is where I surpass ordinary people, you can learn from me, I think you are also a good material. "Sang Yueye admires Tang An a little, because Tang An can play impact drills and the like.

"I really should have introduced you to Nan Cat King, you all share traits in some way. Tang An said regretfully.

"Who is that?" Sang Yueye was not very interested.

Tang An didn't say much.

"You have to give Sang Mengmeng happiness. Sang Yueye said emphatically.

"Do you mean happiness or sexual bliss?" Tang An was really not sure.

"Look at you, your true form has been revealed, right?" Sang Yueye sneered.

Tang An didn't want to talk to Sang Yueye anymore, fortunately Sang Mengmeng had already come out at this time, she changed out of Hanfu, rarely wore jeans and a short shirt, and a pair of Y3 sneakers under her feet, a little weird shoe shape is like Sang Yueye's style, but Sang Mengmeng still didn't make her hair into a chicken nest, she still has far more attention to her image than Sang Yueye.

A refreshing and lively beautiful girl, no matter what style it is, is still very eye-catching, especially the plump girl wearing a T-shirt has a different feeling.

"You go quickly, don't embarrass me, you don't care if others ask you about your studies. Sang Yueye thought for a while and said.

"I wouldn't, I wouldn't have dismissed it. Sang Mengmeng said proudly.

"Isn't it?" Tang An listened to Sang Yueye's meaning, and Sang Mengmeng's learning seemed to be very poor, "But no one will learn anything now, and no classes have started." ”

"She came in through the back door. Sang Yueye bared his teeth, and he was very ashamed of Sang Mengmeng.

Sang Mengmeng smiled embarrassedly, but Tang An was surprised...... There is really something wrong with this so-called twin, otherwise how could it be that the twin sister is the top science student in Zhonghai, but the sister has to open the back door to enter Zhonghai University?

"Tang An, I'm leaving...... If Sang Yueye is messing around, you can catch her here, and she will have no strength!" Sang Mengmeng smiled and grabbed a handful of Sang Yueye's buttocks.

Sang Yueye's cheeks flushed, and she took a few steps back.

Tang An wanted to laugh a little, it turned out that he seemed to have thick skin all over his body, but there were also some sensitive places that were full of girlish taste.

"You bastard, you are really a fool with your elbow turned out, and when someone sells it one day, I will definitely go to help count the money!" Sang Yueye was very angry, and she didn't care that she was wearing a skirt, and when she lifted the skirt, she kicked at Sang Mengmeng.

Sang Mengmeng grinned, pulled her legs and ran out of the yard, although Sang Mengmeng did not have the irritable and violent temper and character of Sang Yueye, but Sang Mengmeng's motor nerves were also very good, and she was still a beautiful girl in archery!

Tang An and Sang Yueye also went out with them, and at least Sang Mengmeng was sent to the car at night on the big night.

The sky is not too dark, the street lamps of Wutong Lane are lit up, take a closer look at the carved delicate pattern of the lamp top, the overflowing light next to it, there is a feeling of artistic atmosphere.

"Whew!"

There was a flash of sound when the heavy door was quickly opened, and Lin Yuling ran out, wearing a yellow doll costume, a round hat on her head, and a rickety antenna...... Looks a bit like a Teletubbies.

Lin Yuling looked at Sang Mengmeng, and then at Sang Yueye, with a look of surprise and a confused look.

"Let's go. Tang An quickened his pace, not wanting to talk to Lin Yuling.

"Hey!"

Lin Yuling was shouting from behind, but she was inconvenient to move and couldn't catch up.

"Is it a psychopath?" asked Sang Yueye after taking two steps.

"It's the same kind as you. Sang Mengmeng nodded.

"Hehe......" Sang Yueye sneered, "That woman just now, at first glance, is mentally retarded, can she be compared to me?"

Regarding Lin Yuling's description of "mentally retarded", Tang An didn't think it was too much.

Tang An and Sang Yueye sent Sang Mengmeng to the car, and then turned around, Tang An said to Sang Yueye: "I bet with you, the girl who was wearing a doll costume like a part-time job just now must be squatting on the side of the road." ”

Sang Yueye was skeptical, and then walked back, and sure enough, he saw Sang Yueye standing on the side of the road and looking around.

"It's standing, not squatting. Sang Yueye didn't want Tang An to think that he had won the bet.

This is not important, Tang An walked over and squinted at Lin Yuling.

"Twins?" Lin Yuling walked up to Tang An and asked in a low voice, looking like she was going to go behind her back to inquire about gossip.

Sang Yueye didn't bother to pay attention to Lin Yuling, and walked back to the courtyard directly.

"Yes, why are you so idle?" Tang An frowned and said, "Look at other idol singers, even if they are beautiful, they have to take the strength route, practicing singing, dancing and rehearsing every day, what are you doing every day?"

"I just need to be cute!" Lin Yuling poked her cheek with her finger, "I wear cute clothes every day, and countless people like me!"

"Hey, the entertainment industry is despised, just because of people like you who are willing to be a vase, if everyone works very hard, even if there is a scandal, it won't make people feel too unlevel. Tang An felt that what he saw was a player who was pulling down the level of the entertainment industry.

"The entertainment industry is about me, and I'm not from the entertainment industry. Lin Yuling said indifferently.

"Then what circle are you?" Tang An looked at Lin Yuling, who looked like a Teletubbies, "Are you in the children's film and television industry?"

"I'm in the self-entertainment circle!" Lin Yuling laughed, feeling that she had perfectly dismantled Tang An's ridicule, and suddenly became proud, while explaining: "Look, I interpret the entertainment industry as a self-entertainment circle, don't you admire my wit?"

"Good night!" Tang An waved goodbye to her expressionlessly.

"Don't ...... Don't go, I still have something to do!" Saying that, Lin Yuling grabbed Tang An, pulled him to her yard and closed the door.

"What's the matter?" Tang An looked left and right, unable to understand why Lin Yuling lived in such a big courtyard, but there was no nanny there, she didn't look like a person who was good at taking care of herself and would clean up the room diligently.

"Let me ask you!" Lin Yuling lowered her voice and looked next door, "Have you ever heard a word?"

"What?"

"My sister-in-law is my brother-in-law's half-pulled ass!" Lin Yuling said with some excitement.

Tang An has never thought about this sentence, firstly, he and Sang Mengmeng are not that kind of relationship, and secondly, even if it is that kind of relationship, Tang An cannot have any associations with Sang Yueye, this is a girl who can discuss the use and skills of fingers on women with boys, Tang An really has no feelings for her.

"If you have something, just say it, or I'll be gone." Tang An didn't want to talk to her about this kind of topic at all, and said incredulously, "Lin Yuling, what kind of beautiful girl and popular idol are you, you go to be a paparazzi! Look at what you do every day and care about things!"

"Don't go, don't go!" Lin Yuling turned to Tang An with great difficulty, smiling slightly, "I rehearsed a dance, inspired by Teletubbies, how about you help me take a look?"

"Okay, you jump. Tang An thought about it, after all, Lin Yuling is the captain of SB48, a super popular beautiful girl idol who has swept thousands of boys and girls, and she performs a dance for herself alone, although she is not her favorite idol, but it is also a little dark.

Lin Yuling stood up, walked to the balcony lamp, covered her face with her hands, and said embarrassedly: "I don't know why, I'm actually a little shy." ”

"Come, tear the tin off your face, and let me see if I'm shy and blushing. Tang An said with a sneer.

"Damn!" Lin Yuling glared at Tang An, then rubbed her cheeks, coughed, and began to sing and jump.

Lin Yuling's singing voice is very good, the feeling of Qingling, but there is a pure cuteness in it, but after Tang An calmly listened to a few words, he watched her dance in a Teletubbies doll costume, and the dull and clumsy movements made Tang An couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh.

So Lin Yuling stopped jumping, and looked at Tang An with puffed eyes, "How is it!"

"Well, it's cute. Tang An can only say this, what kind of dancing is this, because of the restrictions of the puppet costume, Lin Yuling's hands and feet have a limited range of movements, and there are only a few movements, "You have to dance in a puppet costume?"

"You know what? That's cute. Lin Yuling said very professionally.

"Then I'm looking forward to seeing you on stage one day doing the Teletubbies. Tang An can only say this, Lin Yuling actually didn't want Tang An to give any advice, after all, he was a layman, she was just showing off.

"Of course I can dance, this is my first time choreographing, and I must accept it by Sister Qin. Lin Yuling said confidently.

Tang An feels that Lin Yuling's hopes may be disappointed, although Lin Yuling is the most popular in SB48, but there is no doubt that SB48 as a whole, it is impossible to give Lin Yuling too many privileges to make her nonsense, although there are some idol groups that occasionally have some funny works, but dancing stupidly in doll costumes like this, it seems that there is no beautiful girl popular idol group that has done it.

Either take the youthful and lively route, or take the sexy route, where is there a neuropathic route?