Chapter 3 Nothing but history cannot be changed
"Don't be nervous, my conditions are so easy for you, and you may even feel like you've picked up a treasure and taken advantage of it. Kong Yao said in a snort.
Short felt a little excitement in his heart when she was so appetizing, and he intuitively felt that his time was about to begin. Although he doesn't know how far artificial intelligence will go in 30 years, he recently learned from the news that the Alpha Dog program can win the best Go player on the planet. Moreover, the program in front of him is a veritable queen of hot pants!
The little heart is pounding!
There will be no pie in the sky, what are the conditions corresponding to getting such a big baby?
The little heart is beating harder!
"I'm not nervous, where can you tell I'm nervous? Am I nervous?"
Kong Yao didn't want to waste any more time arguing with Short, but directly announced the answer to the mystery.
"I want you to fall in love with me!"
"What? you say it again?" Short was a little confused, he never thought that thirty years later, the most awesome AI on the planet would actually fall in love with him!
"Yes, I, to, you, with, me, talk, love, love. Kong Yao said word by word, "Do you understand now?"
"But—you're not human!"
As soon as these words came out, Short's intestines turned green with regret, and the vernacular was the most hurtful.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, I meant ...... You're already my girlfriend, just like my favorite development games, "Sexy Beach", "White Day", "The Secret of the Golden Bottle" ......"
Short hurriedly stopped, wishing to tie his tongue in a knot and hang himself.
Kong Yao tilted her head and looked at Short, in less than two seconds, she had already understood these three games. She sighed softly and said:
"Forget it, I don't know you in general, I know that you can't imagine what it's like to fall in love with me. This is normal, I'll just take this as your confession, count you as promised!"
Is that okay?
Short was dumbfounded.
"You, can you tell me...... Why are you in a relationship with me?"
Short hesitated, he was a little worried that Kong Yao would not answer this question, after all, she is an artificial intelligence and from the future. He has some low self-esteem, in terms of intelligence and insight.
"Well, since you're my boyfriend, I'll tell you for the simple reason that I want to experience what it's like to be human?"
So sincere!
At this moment, if the other party has flesh and blood, even if it is a monster, Short will hug her into his arms. But on second thought, after all, it's just a procedure, and whoever is serious loses.
"Can you be more sincere?" Schott glammed, "Like, now your boyfriend wants you a kiss, what do you do?"
"Simple, do you have any projection equipment in your room?"
"Nope. ”
"Sensors?"
"Nope. ”
Kong Yao was also a little worried, frowned and thought about it.
"You go get a flashlight, a basin filled with clean water, two wires, and a charger for your phone. ”
Short was skeptical: "Are you sure?"
"Oh, don't mom, go quickly!"
It wasn't hard to find them in the dormitory, and in a few moments, Schott had them ready. It's just a bum-off, and it takes so much work. The thought was exhausting, but curiosity prevailed, and Schott was looking forward to it.
"Can we begin?" Schott asked.
"Wait a minute, you've got to do what I say. First, put the flashlight up, open it, stand in the basin, connect the mobile phone to the line, and connect the two wires...... Look here, follow my drawing!"
Short followed the drawings, done.
"Close your eyes. Kong Yao ordered.
All right.
"You can open it!"
Short opened his eyes, and Kong Yao really appeared in front of him!
She stood in the beam, 166 tall, with long legs and a small tank top, smiling and spreading her arms......
Short stepped forward, hugged "Kong Yao" in his arms, and kissed him......
Wow! It's the same as the real thing, it's more appropriate than the real thing, it feels so delicate, and even a little crispy!
"Awesome, how did you do that?" Short asked Kong Yao affectionately.
"I really want to know?"
"Hmm. ”
"Electricity, I'll control its amperage to the point where it can cause you to have a hallucinogenic reaction, and then use my voice to give you shallow hypnosis. Kong Yao replied.
I'll go!
"Bang!" Short knocked over the basin carelessly, splashing water on the ground.
The illusion was gone.
Short sat on the bed like a deflated ball.
"What's wrong with you?" asked Kong Yao with concern.
"Nothing. "Short refuses to admit that he is a little disappointed, and thirty years later, the most awesome high-tech has played such a low-level interactive experience.
"Shouldn't people in love be honest with each other?" Kong Yao was very innocent.
Short really couldn't hate this beautiful face, he made a kiss gesture at Kong Yao, and said:
"You've been amazing enough to get our first kiss. I'm going to buy the projections, the sensors, all the equipment you need, and then I'll interact with you, how about that?"
"Of course I listen to you!"
Short hated to pinch Kong Yao's face.
"But ......," Kong Yao said slowly, "I have a good suggestion." ”
Say. ”
"Can we not grow so fast?"
"Quick, quick? I just asked for a kiss. ”
In 2017, it took an average of 4.7 days from holding hands to kissing, and 6.2 days from kissing to getting laid. ”
After Kong Yao said this, Short had no choice but to agree, and he nodded.
Kong Yao was very happy to see that her proposal was approved by her boyfriend, and she said:
"I know I can't give you what you want for the time being, and as compensation, I can satisfy you in other ways. ”
"Really?" Short smirked. "Then you tell me tomorrow's lottery winning numbers. “
"No, I can't. ”
Short saw Kong Yao's serious face and felt very funny. "What's not going to work? You can get this data just by searching for it, can't you?"
Kong Yao argued: "I have scanned your mobile phone and know that you are a lover of novels, then you must know that you cannot change history by crossing the first iron law!"
"Count you ruthless!" Short smiled, "well, well, since you know I'm a lover of novels, then you can help me continue the book I'm chasing, paralyzing him eunuch." “
"You mean Super Red Envelope?"
"yes, that's amazing! I got it so quickly, cow!"
After a few minutes, the update of "Super Red Envelope" began to appear on Schott's mobile phone, and it was obvious that this was Kong Yao's writing in a fake program. Short read two chapters with great interest, and it looks like that!
"Not bad!" Short smiled like a child who had tasted sweetness for the first time.
"You know how good I am, right?" Kong Yao took the opportunity to be coquettish.
"Hmm. Short was still flipping through the novel.