Chapter 47: The police come to the door
Yang Zhi finished the video and fell asleep directly.
It's just that Weibo is lively, and everyone is discussing this strange advertisement with great interest, and at the same time, they are also wondering: What kind of entertainment is it?
It wasn't long before someone suddenly said:
"Do you think the appearance of the little steel cannon is a little familiar?"
"I feel the same way, as if I've seen it somewhere, but it's definitely not on TV. ”
“……”
In the small circle of celebrities, Feng Dalei had already recognized Yang Zhi......
Feng Dalei: Damn it, who did I think he was? It turned out to be the trick that taught me that day that I was shooting badly! I said that I didn't provoke him, why did he suddenly shoot at me?
Wang Geng: Brother Feng, what's going on?
Feng Dalei: Hey, it's actually nothing, to put it simply: I invited a few tricks that day, including him, and then asked him to play a bandit, and he actually taught me a lesson, saying that I can't film! The funniest thing is that he said that I will not be able to climb high in the future, do you think it's funny?
Huang Jinlong: I see, that's what happened! Didn't you complain on Weibo that day because of this? Immediately after that, the vest of this little steel cannon began to shoot at you.
Zheng Zhihao: But this guy is not small, he wants to make Brother Feng unclimbable? haha...... He is tossing so much now, he wants to take advantage of Brother Feng and our fame to become famous quickly, right?
Feng Dalei: Let him toss, this circle has the rules of this circle, and with us pressing, he doesn't want to squeeze in in his life......
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And powerful Weibo netizens soon knew why they looked at Yang Zhi familiarly:
Two videos have been sorted out and uploaded together by netizens: one of the videos is the scene of Yang Zhi drinking hundreds of bottles of wine in a row during the 10th anniversary celebration of the imperial brewing industry.
Everyone who saw this video believed: the little steel cannon can perform magic!
The second video is the pre-sale meeting of Apple's collector's mobile phone, Yang Zhi's complaint about the collector's version of the mobile phone and the last classic advertising slogan: Treasured machine, 8 easy to use!
After watching these two videos, many people who didn't see it laughed back and forth. And netizens finally know more about Xiaogang Cannon, so that the number of Yang Zhi's fans has increased by tens of thousands in a blink of an eye, and it is about to reach 200,000......
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In the morning, Chen Zhi, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by a knock on the door, and he couldn't help but feel very unhappy:
Disturbing people's dreams is tantamount to digging people's ancestral graves!
With an angry look on his face, he put on his clothes and walked to the door.
Hmph, no matter who you are, if my brother doesn't scold you for being bloody today, let the monk wash his hair with Rejoice!
As soon as he opened the door, Yang Zhi was about to get angry, but he saw a person in a police uniform looking at him coldly.
It's a cop.... Well, she's a policewoman!
Phew, when is this, don't care if she's not beautiful....
The police are coming to the door!
No matter if you do something bad or not, your liver will tremble and your heart will tremble when you see the police come to the door.
What's more, is it Yang Zhi, a 'black household' who relies on relationships to launder his name?
He instantly made up countless reasons, such as: Feng Wenfei's backstage collapsed, and even the person who had just gotten his ID card with him would be unlucky, and for example, a tenant in front of this house committed a crime, and he was going to bear the blame.....
Yang Zhi immediately showed a bright smile and asked, "Beautiful police officer, so early, it won't be to check the temporary residence permit, right?" Let's say it first, I'm a local, and I abide by the law, respect the old and love the young, and bully the weak..... Ahh.......hh
This thing is nervous, and some incoherent.
Because he already had such a picture in his mind: the policewoman took out the handcuffs and said coldly, 'You are unknown, come with me to the police station and confess!'...
Next, there must be all kinds of torture to extract confessions, small leather whips, candles, blindfolds, and bindings...... Phew...... Anyway, it will definitely be miserable, and even be used as a mouse experiment to dissect the above......
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shudder, and his internal force secretly condensed his palm.
If this beautiful police girl really wants to arrest him because of identity issues, then it doesn't matter if she is a police flower, a school flower, or a wildflower, he can only destroy the flowers with his hands!
This beautiful police officer is about twenty years old and has a good look. But there was a faint sense of heroism between her eyebrows, although she looked at Yang Zhi with no expression, her eyes were very smart, and she seemed to be able to see through all the disguises.....
Yang Zhi silently blocked his palm between his legs, for fear that this police girl would see through, so wouldn't he have to suffer?
It's just that the beautiful policeman just raised a document bag in her hand, and then handed it to Yang Zhi and said:
"This is what the above ordered me to send to you, you take it, if it's okay, I'll go back first!"
After saying that, she actually turned around and left.
What?Send documents?
Why do you send documents and wear a police uniform to dry your hair?
If you have to wear a police uniform, you don't know what a smile service is?
Look at the white sweat that scared my buddy......
Yang Zhi's brain twitched, and he asked, "Are you going to leave?" Why don't you come in and sit down for a while?"
I saw the beautiful policewoman turn her face, look him up and down, and then said expressionlessly:
"It's okay to go in and sit, I happen to be a little curious about you. ”
"I ......"
Yang Zhi can't wait to give himself a few big-eared scrapers!
What is it that you are so special and not cheap?
Invite people to sit down, isn't this leading the wolf into the room?
It's already no problem, but this one is sure to have some problems.
Didn't listen to what the policewoman said, are you a little curious about yourself?
"Ahem, ahem...... What ......" Yang Zhi tried to say towards the words of evasion: "I just remembered, my room is a little messy......"
"It's okay, I don't care. The policewoman smiled and said, "If you ask me to clean up for you, I won't refuse." ”
When did the police have such a service?
"No, no. Yang Zhi looked sad, but he could only show a reluctant smile and said, "I mean..... By the way, my girlfriend is ..... inside."
The police flower looked at Yang Zhi, with a playful look in her eyes, and said, "What's the matter? I got up in such a hurry that I forgot to put my gas away?"
Deflate?
What the hell am I ......
You're the one who needs to deflate! You're the one who is inflated!
He said with a black line on his face: "Police flower.... Uh, comrade policeman, isn't it okay for you to talk like that? That's not what a policeman should say. ”
I saw the policeman girl take off her hat, then looked at him and said:
"Let me introduce myself: My name is Tang Xiaoxian, and I am Feng Wenfei's best friend. Because I heard Fei Fei say that you saved her life that day, I am very interested in you. ”
"Feng Wenfei's best friend?" Yang Zhi instantly relieved, and immediately led Tang Xiaoxian to show a relaxed smile and said, "Fortunately, please come inside." ”
In this way, this Tang Xiaoxian may already know that he is a 'black household'.......
"I heard Fei Fei say, you used to grow up in the black kiln factory?" asked Tang Xiaoxian as she sat on a chair without seeing anything after entering the room.
"Uh......" Yang Zhi finally understood what it meant to 'tell a lie, and it takes countless lies to cover it up'.
Now it's not okay to admit that I grew up in a black kiln factory!
It's just that according to the urine nature of this police flower, nine out of nine want to inquire about where the black kiln factory is, and then go to the unwarranted black kiln factory!
Yang Zhi sighed in his heart: Where did I make up a black kiln factory for you?