Chapter Forty-Six: Strange Advertisements
In a blink of an eye, the next day, Yang Zhi went out for breakfast, and when he came back, he saw Huang Shun, Xu Zhen, Hu Peipei, and Wang Xiaobao all waiting for him.
Xu Zhen was dressed energetically today, and the shiny big bald head seemed to be oiled, which made Yang Zhi seriously suspect that flies would slip when they flew up, and mosquitoes would split when they flew up;
Wang Xiaobao also deliberately dressed up, no longer looking like a 30-year-old middle-aged uncle, but like a ...... a 29-year-old middle-aged uncle;
Huang Shun's appearance was originally a little sorry for the audience, but today he obviously wore his best clothes, and he also waxed his hair and combed it neatly, after such a dress...... Hey, I'm still sorry for the audience;
Hu Peipei's dress is not bad, she is relatively pure and lovely, and she is wearing a floral short skirt today, the skirt only reaches the knees, and her white arms and slender calves are exposed.
If it's just like this, it would be okay, but what made Yang Zhi want to complain was that Hu Peipei actually wore heavy makeup!
I saw that her hair was the same as Mei Chaofeng's, her eyelashes were drawn like fly legs, her eye circles were drawn like giant pandas, and she was wearing the same blush as a monkey's buttocks......
Seeing these people, Yang Zhi asked a little speechlessly:
"What's the matter with you guys? It's just a commercial, you're all dressed like this...... What are you doing officially?"
Xu Zhen wiped his bald head and said with a confident look:
"Brother Xiao Yang, aren't we going to shoot an advertisement today? We are deliberately dressed up today, how about it, is this suit handsome? It must be very photogenic to shoot an advertisement, right?"
Yang Zhi complained in his heart: The monkey is still a monkey when he wears a dragon robe, and his appearance really has little to do with clothes.......
Wang Xiaobao also smiled and asked, "How is it?" Brother Yang, do I look a lot younger?"
Yang Zhi nodded and said, "Yes, yes, it looks at least a year younger." ”
Wang Xiaobao's smile stiffened when he heard this, and his face was black.
After Yang Zhi finished speaking, he no longer cared about Wang Xiaobao, who had a black line on his face, and then said to everyone:
"Let's go, go to my room, let's start shooting. ”
Wang Xiaobao and the four of them hurriedly followed Yang Zhi to his room......
In the blink of an eye, most of the day passed......
In the evening, Yang Zhi finally finished filming, and after accompanying them out for a meal, they went back to their rooms separately.
Yang Zhi was not in a hurry to rest, but started making videos overnight.
With a master-level network level, after connecting his mobile phone to the computer, he made it very fast.
On Weibo, many people saw that Yang Zhi did not update the novel today, and many people were urging him to update.
Seeing that it's 11 o'clock in the evening, Yang Zhi still hasn't updated, and many people have given up waiting and left messages:
"Let's everyone wash and sleep, the little steel cannon will definitely not be updated today. ”
"It looks like it really won't be updated today, get ready to sleep. ”
"I'm used to staying up late, and I can't sleep now. ”
“……”
Just when everyone was chatting with everyone on Yang Zhi's Weibo, he suddenly saw Yang Zhi's Weibo dynamics flashing.
"The little steel cannon has been updated. ”
"Let's see what it is? It's not a novel, it's like an audio file?"
"Could it be that the little steel cannon is going to sing again, I like to listen to his songs the most. ”
"Download ...... now"
In a blink of an eye, the audio files uploaded twice have been downloaded more than 100,000 times, and I have to say that there are indeed many night owls who don't sleep at night!
It's just that after everyone saw the content in the video, they were all surprised, and then burst into laughter:
I saw that in the video, a bald man with a towel on his shoulder, a cup and a toothbrush in his hand, said to everyone with a facial cramping expression:
"Lately, I always don't eat well, I don't sleep well, and it doesn't smell good. Later, after I watched the entertainment complaint, I slept well and slept until I woke up naturally;
Seeing this video, a doubt flashed in the minds of onlookers at the same time: What the hell is the entertainment complaint?
Then in the video, the picture flashed, and a 'middle-aged man' with a stumbling appearance appeared.
I saw this man looking at the camera and saying:
"This person, when he gets older, he always has back pain, buttocks pain, and no strength to jump off a building. Since I watched the entertainment complaint, my waist is no longer sore, my butt is not painful, I even have the strength to jump off the building, I can jump to the fifth floor in one breath, it is not difficult!"
Thirty years old is considered to be old?
When the onlookers saw this, they all burst into laughter.
Then the picture flashed, and another obscene-looking man appeared.
I saw that the man was carrying a beautiful girl on his back, and he said to the camera with a deep face:
"Behind every successful man there is a woman who silently supports me, and the reason why I am successful is not because I have a woman behind me, but -----because I often watch entertainment and complain. ”
Seeing this, the audience burst out laughing again.
Why is this called 'the woman behind the back?'
Who's up with this funny ad behind your back?
The more interested they are in this advertisement, the more people wonder in their hearts: what the hell is that entertainment complaint?
The next moment, the picture switched again, and what appeared in the picture was the woman who was carried by the lewd man just now.
Then the woman spoke, saying:
"Women, there are always a few days a month when you are upset and irritable and don't want to exercise. Since I watched the entertainment complaint, I can ride, climb, swim anytime and anywhere, and entertain the big complaint, a good friend of women!"
Wow
Seeing this, all the onlookers were dumbfounded, this advertisement is too shameless!
Even some people who have not reached the age of 18 understand what kind of days a woman has in those days!
What is this entertainment complaining about? You can actually look at it and climb a mountain and swim again?
This is better than thickening, lengthening, and waterproofing!
Just when everyone's appetite was lifted, at the end of the picture, Yang Zhi's figure appeared!
This time Yang Zi did go into battle in person, anyway, his dream is to be a big star, so it's good to show his face more and get a familiar face...... Although the image is slightly ......
I saw Yang Zhi looking at the camera and said confidently:
"Hello everyone, my name is Yang Zhi, and I am also your little steel cannon. The entertainment big spit live show created by me will be broadcast live in the first phase three days later, and you are welcome to watch it on time. Watch the address, you can follow my dynamics, and it will be updated tomorrow. ”
As soon as these words came out, they immediately attracted the exclamation of countless onlookers:
"What? He's the little steel cannon?"
"This, this little steel cannon is too ...... Normal, right?"
"You know what? I think the little cannon is very attractive. ”
"That's right, and did you notice that his voice was so magnetic?"
Without waiting for everyone to finish, they saw Yang Zhi say the last sentence:
"My name is Yang Zhi, and I speak for myself!"
At the end of last night, four big words appeared on the screen: Tune in!
Now everyone is not calm, including Feng Dalei's group who has been paying attention to Yang Zhi.
"I didn't expect this little steel cannon to make a moth again!"
"Entertainment complains, who is he going to complain about?"
"Nonsense, don't you see people complaining about entertainment? ”
"This guy isn't going to shoot at us again, is he?"
"No matter, pay attention to his dynamics first, and then let's find the address and watch it together, and listen to what he has to complain about!"
"That's right, pay attention to ......"
"Follow +1"
“……”
Yang Zhi uploaded this video and it became popular, and the number of downloads continued to rise.
And along with this video, there is also the last sentence:
"I speak for myself!"