Zhou Tian listened to the fat man's words, and was immediately stunned, then shook his head vigorously and asked, "Isn't this unusual?"

"What's so strange about this?" said the fat man, "Isn't it just a star? ”

"Do you see celebrities often?" asked Zhou Tian.

"I don't see them very often, anyway, I see dozens of them every day. The fat man pretended to be 13 and replied.

"You're the star's agent?"

"It's not. ”

"So you're a director?"

"Not really. ”

"Then you are a paparazzi?" Zhou Tian just finished asking, the fat man was anxious, he pointed to Zhou Tian and said, "You are only a paparazzi, your whole family is a paparazzi." ”

"It's weird, you're not an agent, you're not a big director, and you're not a paparazzi, how can you see so many stars every day?"

"Simple. The fat man said: "If you turn on the TV every day and lock the entertainment programs of Beijing TV online, you can see dozens of stars." ”

Holy.

It's been a long time.

That's what happened.

The people at the scene all laughed when they heard it.

Burden.

The first burden of this cross talk was thrown out.

Zhou Tian crooked his mouth and looked at the fat man.

The fat man asked, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"According to what you say, I can still see many celebrities every day, do you pretend to be B like this?" Zhou Tian deliberately accentuated his tone when he said the letter B.

The host snorted and laughed.

The audience under the stage also laughed like crazy.

This sentence.

This line.

They can be without thinking.

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, say the word B, how bold it is.

Laughter from the audience.

It seems to be an invisible force that makes Zhou Tian and Wang Le on the stage not so nervous.

"Did I install it?"

"Stop quibbling. Zhou Tiandao: "The facts are there, what is there to quibble? It's all here, don't talk about anything else, let's give New Year's greetings to the audience and friends first." ”

The fat man looked listless.

"Is there anything like you?" Zhou Tian saw the fat man's listless appearance, and poked the fat man with his hand, "This is the Spring Festival Gala of Beijing TV, you look like this, what's going on? Do you have an opinion on the audience? Or do you have an opinion on Beijing TV? We have an opinion to say clearly, but we can't be so listless, I seem to have an opinion on others, this is not good." ”

The audience laughed again, followed by their applause.

"Look, the audience is sarcastic about you. Zhou Tian pointed to the audience applauding under the stage and said, "Don't you guys applaud, don't you see that this is about to hang?"

"Who's about to hang up?" the fat man suddenly came to his senses and muttered in his voice.

Zhou Tian looked at him and said, "Then worship?"

The fat man smacked his lips, "Hmm." ”

Zhou Tian said: "You haven't woken up? Or what's wrong? Are you still so unenergetic?"

The fat man pouted, and then raised his chin, "It's not that I don't have energy, but I don't know what's going on, and my stomach hurts badly." ”

"You have a stomachache?"

"yes, it still hurts. After the fat man finished speaking, he covered his stomach with his hand, looking like I was in pain.

Zhou Tian thought about it, slapped his thigh suddenly, and said, "You have a stomachache? This is easy to do, drink some hot water." ”

Drink some hot water.

It is also a very popular joke on the Internet, and many people have used this joke to complain about their families, so after Zhou Tian finished speaking, they all laughed. The audience thinks that the following lines must be related to the paragraph of drinking hot water.

Really.

Just as the audience expected.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk really continued the paragraph of drinking hot water.

"Would you like to drink some hot water?" the fat man asked incredulously, "as if I had heard this somewhere." ”

Can you not be familiar?

The popular ridicule joke "My Family's Mouth" a month ago was hyped up because of this stalk, and Zhou Tian and the fat man also talked about this joke in private.

"Just drink some hot water. ”

"What if it hurts?" asked the fat man.

"Drink some hot water. ”

"Headache. ”

"Drink some hot water. ”

"My hands hurt. ”

"Drink some hot water. ”

"No matter what problem you encounter, you have to drink some hot water?" the fat man complained, "When you come here, drinking hot water has become a panacea? Drink some hot water for any disease? Then why do you need a doctor? Why do you need a hospital?"

Zhou Tian didn't know if it was because he drank some hot water and said too much, but he said it smoothly, and after the fat man finished complaining, he followed with a sentence "Drink some hot water." ”

The fat man said, "What if my stomach swells so much that I want to go to the bathroom?"

"Simple. Zhou Tian gestured: "Drink some hot water." ”

The latter sentence to drink some hot water was said by Zhou Tian and the audience under the stage, which shows the power of this paragraph.

After a while, a resonance was formed.

The fat man was stunned: "My stomach is swollen so much, drink some hot water?"

Zhou Tian snorted, but then reacted, and flatly denied: "No, no, no, shouldn't be drinking some hot water here." ”

The fat man sighed: "I'll just say, you can't drink hot water all the time." ”

As soon as his words fell, Zhou Tian snorted: "My stomach is swollen, I can't drink hot water, I should go to the bathroom." ”

"Poof. ”

The audience under the stage burst into laughter.

I'm going to go.

Either drink some hot water or go to the bathroom.

these two today?

The reaction from the audience was different from that of the staff of Beijing TV Station.

This moment.

Only then did they know the real purpose of Zhao Yulong's invitation to Zhou Tian and Wang Le to participate in the Spring Festival Gala.

Really.

There are two brushes.

Soon.

The staff of Beijing TV became excited.

They feel that Beijing TV is likely to win the first position of the local TV station Spring Festival Gala this year, and the competition between local TV stations is also quite fierce, no different from the battlefield, in order to win the first position of the local TV station Spring Festival Gala, they do everything they can, either to invite big-name stars to join, or to hype up various topics.

In a word.

For the sake of a number one title, they all fought hard.

The staff were shocked.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le on the stage didn't know, but now they are still immersed in their cross talk works and brought themselves into that joke.

The fat man said, "My stomach is swollen, why do you go to the bathroom?"

Zhou Tian pointed to the fat man's stomach and cut it, "Do you really not understand?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, "I really don't understand, what does a swollen stomach have to do with going to the bathroom?"