Zhou Tian explained why his stomach was swollen and he had to go to the bathroom, "The stomach is swollen because there are too many things in the stomach, so at this time, you have to drain things in the bathroom." ”

What he meant by that.

The fat man on the stage understood, the audience under the stage also understood, and the backstage staff also understood.

Just because I understand.

That's why I burst out laughing.

The fat man standing in front of Zhou Tian smiled.

The people sitting under the stage laughed.

The staff who were busy in the back smiled.

After looking at the fat man, he felt that he was a little laughing, so Zhou Tian muttered, "What are you laughing at? ”

One word.

made the people who were still laughing more and more bursting into laughter, and even some people laughed backwards and backwards regardless of the image.

It seemed that he noticed that he was laughing a little, so the fat man hummed a few times, and then said, "How did you come up with these fallacies?"

Zhou Tian said: "How else can I come? Of course, I learned it from books." ”

"That's what the books teach?, if you have a stomachache, a headache, or a body ache, drink some hot water, and if your stomach rises, you go to the bathroom?" said the fat man in disbelief.

Zhou Tianyi compared, "This is really learned from books, I always studied when I was a child, and read books every day." ”

Fat man, "Read, that's a good thing." ”

Zhou Tian nodded, "Reading is a good thing, the ancients said it well, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and Yan Ruyu in the book." ”

The fat man was stunned and said, "Don't be Yan Ruyu all the time, what about the golden house?

Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, "What are you anxious about?" Didn't Yan Ruyu just finish talking about this?"

"Can't you be Yan Ruyu two or three times in a row?" the fat man said, "I thought you forgot about the golden house in the second half of the book." ”

"This is impossible, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book, I would memorize this sentence when I was a child. Zhou Tiandao.

"How do I look like I just knew this sentence?" the fat man looked at Zhou Tian and said.

"Hehehe....... Zhou Tian smiled, "It's impossible, it's impossible to forget this sentence, because they are a coherent sentence up and down." ”

"What do you mean?"

"Let me tell you, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, what is it about? It is about beautiful women in the book, there is a golden house in the book, and there is gold in the book. Zhou Tian said with his fingers wrenched.

"Phew. "The fat man smacked Zhou Tian for a while.

"Why are you so rude?"

"Look at your uncultured appearance. The fat man pointed at Zhou Tian with his finger and said, "There is Yan Ruyu in the book, it is about beautiful women in the book, there is a golden house in the book, and there is gold in the book?"

"Isn't it?" Zhou Tiandao: "Without the Golden House, where do the ladies live?

The fat man sighed: "It was a good sentence, but how did it get into your mouth and become a junior?

"Isn't this popular now?" Zhou Tian looked at the fat man like a fool, "otherwise why would those people climb up with all their hearts?"

Under the stage.

Many people have already leaned forward and backwards, laughing regardless of their image!

The fat man said: "It's the New Year, can we say something auspicious? Don't be a little three, listening to it makes this big brother panic." ”

When the word "big brother" was spoken, the fat man's hand was pointed at a middle-aged male audience member sitting in front of him under the stage.

Laughed.

The male audience member immediately laughed.

The people next to him, presumably good friends of the male audience, also laughed.

"What's so crazy about this? It's nothing more than going home and kneeling down for my sister-in-law, my eldest brother is used to kneeling. At this time, Zhou Tian also pointed to the middle-aged male audience and joked.

"I can't say it, I can't say it, if the eldest brother gets angry, it will be miserable to beat us. The fat man worried.

"Afraid of being pumped? Then apologize to the big brother." Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, "Apologize, apologize to the eldest brother." ”

"Apologize?" the fat man asked rhetorically.

"I'm sorry big brother, I was wrong. Zhou Tian ignored the fat man, but apologized to the middle-aged audience who was teased by them under the stage: "I apologize to you here, I blame me, I didn't teach Wang Le well, he offended you, I asked him to kneel and kowtow to you." ”

Oops hey!

Everyone laughed!

I've seen my own partner.

I've never seen such a pit for my partner.

Have your partner apologize on their knees.

Sunday.

You can do it.

Burst!

Not again!

Sunday, this pit has started again!

"What? Why am I apologizing on my knees?" the fat man pushed Zhou Tian with his hand and said loudly.

"Oops, you push me. After being pushed by the fat man, Zhou Tian sat cross-legged on the floor, looking like he didn't want to get up at all.

Originally, Zhou Tian was going to lie on the floor after being pushed by the fat man, but because it was not very good to lie down, Zhou Tian had an idea and changed to lie down to sit, so he could watch the audience under the stage and say cross talk.

This is also a burden of their cross talk this time, reflecting the phenomenon of porcelain touching in real society.

"Hurry up. The fat man looked at Zhou Tian and pleaded in a crying voice: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have pushed you, please, get up quickly." ”

"If you let me get up, I'll get up? I'm so cheap?" Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, "I'm injured." ”

"I'll take you to the hospital. ”

"It's too much trouble to go to the hospital, you just need to pay me some money. "Zhou Tian made a request for compensation.

"I'm going to push you, and you're going to lose money? The fat man said in a deliberate loud voice.

According to the script, after he finished saying this line, Zhou Tian would follow up with a thought-provoking topic.

That's disrespect for the old.

In order to get the attention of the audience.

The fat man deliberately said that sentence very loudly.

As the fat man thought in his heart, after the fat man said this, the expressions on many people's faces became solemn.

Looks like.

They are also aware of this heavy topic.

Zhou Tian, who was sitting on the stage, clearly saw the solemn expressions on the faces of the audience in the front row.

I know that the audience is starting to reflect.

Thereupon.

Said the back lines loudly, "What's wrong with you pushing me? Do you have any reason to push me? Don't say that you pushed me, even if the child's toy car touched me, I have to give money." ”

Silent.

After Zhou Tian finished saying this line, the entire recording scene became silent all of a sudden.

What Zhou Tian said in his mouth.

It is a matter that has aroused heated discussions among countless netizens, and Zhou Tian also expressed his opinion on this matter at the beginning.

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have pushed you, but you can't touch me like this, you are blackmailing, according to the relevant laws, you will go to jail. The fat man explained the meme from a legal point of view.

"I'm old, and going to jail means having something to eat. Zhou Tian sat cross-legged on the floor, looking like an old rascal.

Disrespectful for the old.

After listening to Zhou Tian's line, many people have the idiom of disrespecting the old in their minds.

To use an Internet joke on the Internet to describe it, the bad guys of the year have become old.

Suddenly.

In the deep thinking of the audience, Zhou Tian, who was sitting on the stage, suddenly stood up.

"Why did you stand up? Aren't you waiting to blackmail me for money?" the fat man said, "You stand up, you can't get my money." ”

"It's too cold. "Zhou Tian casually is a burden.

It's too cold.

The stage floor was too cold.

Of course.

Zhou Tian's casual remark also made the audience laugh!

The fat man shook his head, "The first time I heard of it, the floor is cold when I touch porcelain." ”

"That's how rare you are, what's not going on now?" Zhou Tian said.

"What could be more disgusting than this?" asked the fat man.

"Yes. Zhou Tiandao: "Didn't it be exposed on the Internet a few days ago? An elderly aunt touched a three-year-old girl, and said that the little girl drove into her." ”

"This thing is unusual, a three-year-old girl drove into her aunt, this is the first time I've heard of this, and besides, can a three-year-old girl drive?"

Zhou Tian rolled his eyes and looked at the fat man, "Why can't a three-year-old girl drive? ”

"Toy cars?" the fat man was surprised, "can a toy car hurt the old lady?"

The old aunt didn't say that the toy car hurt her, so she grabbed the little girl's car and didn't let her go, and finally the little girl solved the matter with her pocket money. ”

"How much pocket money can a little girl have?" the fat man sighed, "It's called shameless." ”

"What do you mean shameless?"

"For dozens of dollars, I threw my face in. The fat man said, "If you encounter this kind of thing in the future, you should be pumped to death." ”

"People are not afraid, I look like I am old, I am an old man, and you respect me. Zhou Tian finished.

The heavy topic of disrespect for the old instantly made everyone ponder.

"It's really hard to do. The fat man said: "If this person is shameless, he is invincible in the world, just like these people who touch porcelain, because of a little profit, they will discard our thousands of years of fine traditions......." ”

The fat man's emotional words attracted a wave of applause from the audience.

Their cross talk is over.

That's the end of it.

Under the stage.

The people who reacted immediately shouted hello.

"Okay, it's really good, this cross talk really goes to our hearts, it's not that the bad guys have become more wrong, but the bad guys have become older, thirty years ago, a group of bad guys made trouble on the street regardless of their image, and thirty years later, a group of bad guys are still messing around on the street regardless of their image. ”

"Well said! It's like hitting people's hearts. ”

"It's great! It's really great, and many of the jokes in it are true portrayals of real society. ”

An hour later.

An hour after Zhou Tian and Wang Le finished talking about cross talk, Beijing TV put the cross talk jokes of the two of them on the Internet.

Of course.

It's not that the entire cross talk segment is placed, but a few of the jokes are intercepted and placed on the Internet.

This approach of Beijing TV.

It's actually similar to fishing.

It's all the same technique and procedure.

It's just that the content of the fishing is different. The people who fish are fishing for fish, but the Beijing TV station is fishing for the audience, countless viewers who are ready to watch the Spring Festival Gala. The anglers used fishing bait, while the Beijing TV station used the cross talk of Zhou Tian and Wang Le.

As expected by the organizers of the Spring Festival Gala of Beijing TV, the cross talk between Zhou Tian and Wang Le really aroused crazy heated discussions among netizens.

on the web.

There are messages and posts from netizens everywhere.

"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... , I really laughed to death, drink some hot water, and go to the bathroom. ”

"I can't do it!

"Why is it so funny? Zhou Tian, Wang Le, I like you so much, I like your cross talk so much. ”

"These two people really deserve to be the golden partners in the field of cross talk! ”

Everyone's heated discussion.

made Zhou Tian and Wang Le's participation in the Beijing TV station instantly on the hot search of the day, and the result of the hot search was that the reputation of the Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala skyrocketed inexplicably.

Thereupon.

There are many local TV stations that have sent their invitations to Zhou Tian and Wang Le, and the remuneration is quite amazing.

Money.

Naturally, the more the merrier.

It's just that sometimes, people seem powerless in the face of this money.

The end of the year is approaching.

Whether it's a train or a plane, it's hard to get a ticket.

Because of this, Zhou Tian and Wang Le faced so many invitations from local TV stations and made it difficult.

They want to participate.

After all, this is a win-win situation, local TV stations have increased the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala program with the help of their popularity, and Zhou Tian and Wang Le have expanded their influence while gaining money.

But because I couldn't buy a ticket, I had to give up this rare opportunity.

Man.

Sometimes it's a change of mind.

For example, the current Zhou Tian and Wang Le, the two of them belong to the kind of existence that can't get out of the tip of the horns.

It only considers that it is difficult to get a vote, but it does not solve the problem at the root.

Later, it was their agent who came up with a solution, which Zhou Tian and Wang Le didn't dare to imagine before.

Chartered an airplane.

That's what the broker came up with.

……

It is said that there is no impermeable wall in the world.

That's true.

The news that Zhou Tian and Wang Le chartered a plane because they participated in the local Spring Festival Gala was quickly learned by the pervasive entertainment reporters, and then countless news reports about the news appeared on the Internet.

"Outside the number, outside the number, Zhou Tian and Wang Lezhi's generosity!"

"In order to participate in the local satellite TV Spring Festival Gala, Zhou Tian and Wang Le chartered a plane, is there a more extravagant existence than this?"

"Zhou Tian and Wang Le are controversial again!"

"Zhang Ye's New Work of the Spring Festival Gala - I Want to Go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"A bloody case caused by chartering a plane!"

"Sunday charter plane, the story that has to be told!"

"From jerking off, to flying, to chartering a plane, Sunday told us what a miracle is!"

"The most extravagant thing in history is to charter a plane, and Zhou Tian and Wang Le undoubtedly did it!"

on the web.

Because of the Sunday charter plane incident, many netizens joined in.

"Holy, is this true? or is it fake? Why don't I believe it so much?"

"It must be true, otherwise the media wouldn't have reported it like that. ”

"Damn, Zhou Tian is so generous, he actually chartered a plane. ”

"There is no way to charter a plane on Sunday, who makes it difficult to get a ticket now? But then again, someone will pay for him to charter a plane on Sunday. ”

"The upstairs analysis is very correct, with Zhou Tian and Wang Le's current fame, the remuneration for attending the local Spring Festival Gala is only high, not low, so for Zhou Tian and Wang Le, it is a small thing to charter a plane. ”

"Half a year ago, Sunday was a ....... ”