Chapter 136: The King and the General

For Tang An, the playground has a deep memory for him, and the most pitted place is this kind of place, this kind of shop seems to be found in any amusement city, zoo, and park. ()

There are rows of toys in front of you, and then there is a counter with guns on the counter, and if you shoot a balloon or a can marked with a toy, you can receive the corresponding toy or other prize.

Tang An remembers that when he was a little boy who liked to play with guns, he was deeply attracted by this kind of shop, so he went to play with his mother.

At that time, I thought that such a close distance, and the balloon was so big and dense, it must be easy to hit, even if I didn't aim, I could blindly hit a few, and when I really went to play, when more than 20 shots came down, I didn't even hit one.

This made Tang An very frustrated and frustrated, but the boss still smiled and encouraged Tang An to continue to spend money and keep trying.

Tang An's pocket money was gone.

"Boss, the child is playing with his own pocket money, and he didn't hit any of them, can you refund some money to him?" Tang An remembered that his mother told the boss at the time.

"If you get a gun, I can't tell you to get your toys back. The boss said with a smile on his face.

"That's ......good," Mom counted, "there are thirty toys in total, and I'll do it thirty more times!"

"Mom...... I know it's wrong......" Tang An admitted his mistake and felt that he should not play this kind of game with the nature of gambling and greed.

Mom smiled slightly, and Tang An remembered her smile. It's always so gentle and full of a reassuring power.

"Smack!" a shot hits.

"Ahh

"Smack!" another shot hits.

Tang An adores the earth. The boss smiled and took the toy, there were not many people in two consecutive hits, but there were some.

"Smack!" shot after shot, each shot was a balloon explosion.

Thirty times, thirty hits, the boss's face is already very, very difficult and the people around him have been surrounded. Such a goddess gunner is too rare to see.

"Auntie, you have mercy, or not. You can take half of these toys......" said the boss with a sad face.

"Mom, we don't want so many ......" Tang An felt that he couldn't get back so many toys.

The boss nodded happily.

"No, since you said it. If I hit the gun. You can't ask me for the toys back. Mom was still smiling, still gentle, but unforgiving.

In the end, under the watchful eyes of bystanders, the boss had to take out all thirty toys, and his mother and Tang An shared the toys that could not be taken back to the other children.

"Son, the punishment suffered for greed. No need for sympathy, do you understand?"Finally. Mom said to Tang An.

"But...... But I'm also greedy, right?" Tang An thought about it and said, his mother has always said that children who can admit that they have made mistakes are the ones who are truly brave.

"But you are my son, I don't sympathize with you, I love you, so no one is allowed to bully you. Mom stroked Tang An's head and said.

Tang An seems to understand whether he understands or not.

Tang An is a shop, of course, it is not the one he went to with his mother back then, but Tang An understood the meaning of what his mother said at the beginning, love, above everything, even above principles.

Tang An cat, if she loves Nan cat, should she unconditionally betray the whole human race for her? If there is such a day......

I probably haven't used my mother's kind of love for me for Nancat, Tang An thinks so, my current obedience to Nancat has some reasons for my love, but it's not that kind of love.

"I want all the cat toys!" Tang An was distracted, and the southern cat pulled Tang An's sleeve and said loudly.

Tang An cat, with the beauty of a girl on her delicate face, also has a faint immature atmosphere, this look of thirsting for toys, and the general child who is used to being a little emperor and princess wants everything seems to be no different.

Thinking about the things in his heart, Tang An's smile was much softer, and he raised his hand and touched Nanmao's hair, as if the roles were reversed in an instant, the little boy had become an adult who brought a little girl to play, Nanmao was himself back then, and he should play the role of a mother back then.

It's just a feeling, air guns, Tang An is a little weak-hearted, where does he have the ability to hit his mother's gun.

"Let's have some fun, little brother, get some toys for my sister and go back." "The boss is a chubby middle-aged man with a shiny head.

Tang An, the quality of toys is much higher than when I was a child, there are five kittens to play with, and there are some other animals, as well as tanks, guns, airplanes and the like, all of which children like.

"After playing this, let's go home, okay?" Tang An took the opportunity to ask, feeling that a place like the zoo is not suitable for southern cats to play, turkey war riding is one thing, and another point is that Tang An feels that southern cats should not be so leisurely and comfortable when they go to the zoo, she actually didn't make any remarks about how humans are, how animals are, and the world in dire straits, it's too strange.

Nan Mao nodded, holding the milk carton and not letting go, trying to squeeze out the last milk in the straw, and then spray it on Tang An.

Tang An didn't care about this kind of boring child's behavior, anyway, she was wearing a camouflage uniform that was crawling and rolling on the ground, and it didn't matter if it got dirty.

"A hundred bucks. Tang An gritted his teeth, and he also made a lot of money, those five cats were going to be shot, and he didn't know if he could shoot one or two if he could shoot fifty shots for two yuan, after all, he missed twenty shots in a row when he was a child.

An was so cool, the boss smiled, and while counting the bullets for Tang, he said to Nanmao: "Little sister, your brother is so good to you, does he love you?"

"If we don't shoot. Can you give us the money back?" said Nan Cat Gun, and then said with a shiny head.

Tang An was holding a gun to find a feeling, and heard Nan Mao speak. I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, slightly surprised, how could Nan Cat say that, it stands to reason that Nan Mao has no concept of money, she just knows that in the earth world, human beings need to exchange money for substances, such as milk and yogurt, but she herself doesn't care about money.

"Of course not. It's like if you all shoot and take all the toys away, I can't look for you to come back, can I?" said the boss with a grin.

Tang An's hand holding the gun was lowered. It's a bit of a trance, although the scene is a little different, but this kind of dialogue, how similar...... Is this the tacit understanding between myself and Nanmao?

"If you dare to come to us, we'll come back. I'm going to turn you into a mechanical dog self-destructing warrior. Nan Cat stared at the cat toy next to her eyes wide. said.

What the hell is a mechanical dog self-detonating warrior? The boss still smiled slightly, this kind of stupid middle two kid has the best money.

Tang An didn't know what the hell the mechanical dog self-detonation warrior was, so he raised his gun and aimed at the balloon representing the giant Hello Kitty in front of him and fired a shot.

There is no doubt that the biggest toys are generally the most difficult to get, and Tang An's first shot missed without any suspense.

Tang An is not discouraged, he is no longer a little boy who can't hold his breath, and he is ready to observe more. Try the feel.

Nanmao touched the air gun, then took out a piece of paper. Said to Tang An: "The bullet exit of this gun is slightly tilted, according to this angle of inclination, as well as the initial velocity of the bullet, air resistance, and taking into account the impact of the gun's vibration on the trajectory, make the final calculation, you should fire the bullet at this angle." ”

The boss was dumbfounded, when did this little girl write such a large piece of paper to calculate the formula, she read less books, completely, but it sounds very powerful!

Tang An also has a headache, fortunately he is a person who can be admitted to middle school and university, even if he is not a scholar like Sang Yueye, but there are not too many problems with such a simple physical calculation, the key is that Nanmao gave the initial velocity of the bullet, the specific data of the angle of inclination of the muzzle bullet, as for the impact of the vibration of the gun on the trajectory, these things are still based on the feel.

Tang An understood that there must be some bulges in the wading path of these guns that changed the initial direction of the bullets, making the most direct aiming meaningless.

Could it be that my mother was able to hit everything according to this method in the first place? Probably not...... Tang An felt that even if he followed Nanmao's method, it would be impossible to hit every shot.

Sure enough, Tang An's second shot after calculating still missed...... The boss's hanging heart finally let go, and the little girl was just pretending, scary, in fact, this set is useless, after all, these bullets are actually irregular hollow inside, and each one will be affected by air resistance during the flight to cause irregular flight trajectory changes, where can it be calculated?

It wasn't until the fifth shot that Tang An finally hit one, but it was not the huge Hello Kitty, but a puppy, and the boss took it off with a smile and gave it to Tang An, after all, this kind of small toy wholesale market is only a few yuan a piece, and Tang An has already spent ten yuan.

"I'm single, but I don't exercise my left hand regularly. Tang An smiled self-deprecatingly, the mentality of playing this kind of thing is inherently good, don't expect to take advantage of it.

Nan Mao glanced at Tang An, at the boss, and then at the gun, his cheeks bulged, and he walked around behind Tang An.

Tang An came five more shots, but there was still no good harvest, just another puppy.

"I want cats, I want cats, I hate dogs!" cried out Nancat.

"Then you come!" Tang An was a little frustrated, he was not a mother after all, and he couldn't play the role of a mother back then, and he couldn't meet the wishes of Nanmao's children.

Nan Mao took the gun, held it with one hand, pulled the trigger with his fingers, turned his head to the cat in front of him, and shouted: "All the cats in the world are mine!"

The boss almost laughed out loud, the little girl is really naïve, she is a teenager, why is she still so two?

"Smack!"

The balloon explodes, and the huge Hello Kitty belongs to the Southern Cat.

Tang An took the Hello Kitty from the boss who was a little embarrassed with a smile, but there was no smile on his face, and he couldn't help but wonder, will Nan Cat also be shot next?

As Tang An expected, with each next shot, Nan Cat would hit a balloon, and she first took all the cats into her bag, and then took down all the puppy toys she hated, as well as other toys that didn't feel anything.

The toys in Tang An's hands and around him had been piled up, and when he got Hello Kitty, there were already onlookers, and when Nan Cat took all the toys down, the crowd finally burst into applause.

"That's amazing!"

"Little sharpshooter!"

"Tsk, I feel like I've taken revenge!"

"Haha, Ban's face, if you don't give it, everyone can't spare him!"

In this kind of game, the store owner will more or less cheat and reduce the hit rate, and everyone understands this, so it will naturally be unhappy.

"Return the money, the bullets haven't been shot yet. Nanmao dropped the airsoft gun with a blank face, and then unloaded the remaining bullets.

"Or else...... I'll give you more money, don't take so much toys......" The boss's face turned dark, if it weren't for so many people around, he would have turned his face a long time ago.

Nan Mao sneered, "No one has ever dared to play tricks on me...... You said earlier, if we all shot and took all the toys away, you wouldn't be able to get the toys back. ”

Tang An was holding a large number of toys, stunned, and in a trance...... Why is there such a similar dialogue, is it just because they are doing similar things, and it just so happens that Nan Cat and Mother have the same ability to shoot guns?

"Humble human children, as long as you call me King, you can line up to receive any toy except cats. Nanmao stood majestically on the platform where the toys were received, and said to the adults and children.

Hearing that there was such a good thing, the adults didn't care what the southern cat was shouting "humble human children", and hurriedly encouraged the children to line up to receive the award.

"It's just twenty-five, and those who are more than twenty-five don't have to queue up!" Tang An is naturally the one who distributes the prizes, and the humble human children are not qualified to let the Southern Cat King personally award the prizes.

There are also five cat toys, which are Nanmao's own, and of course cannot be given to others.

"King!"

"Okay, what toy do you want!"

"I want a tank, King!"

The children who receive the toys are all a king, called the king of the southern cat, and also called the king of Tang'an.

This made Nan Mao very unhappy, and said loudly: "You can only call me the king, he is the general!"

The next child will learn, and he will be called the King of Nanmao, and he will be called General Tang An!

Tang Andu blushed, even if he played with Nanmao, he was called a general by a child, how could he have a feeling that he was as naïve as Nanmao?

The southern cat stood majestically, as if it had ruled the earth, and these stupid humans were just slaves under her review.

After handing out the toys, General Tang An finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then he heard a howl and cry, it turned out that there was a little girl who was also in line, but she was twenty-sixth, and the toys were just so long that she was gone.

The little girl was in tears at first, and when the adult next to her said forget it, she began to cry.

Tang An was a little soft-hearted and couldn't help but look at the southern cat.

"What are you crying about, call it the king!" the southern cat glared at the little girl fiercely.

"The king......" The little girl shook in fright, but still shouted.

Nan Cat turned her head away, disdainful of the stupid little human girl who could only cry.

"Here, give you a kitten. Tang An couldn't help laughing and gave a cat toy to the little girl.

The little girl burst into tears and laughed, and said happily, "Thank you, big brother!"

It's really sensible! Called big brother, Tang An was much more comfortable, so he touched the little girl's head, "It's so good!"

"Let's go!" Nan Cat suddenly got angry, jumped off the podium, and left in a huff.

Tang An had no choice but to take the remaining four toys and hurriedly followed. (To be continued......)