Chapter 135: Zoo Cards

After strongly recommending the Black Tiger Striker, it means that Tang An can get rid of the fate of hatching eggs, as for the Black Tiger Striker...... Tang An could only secretly apologize, not to mention that the Black Tiger Striker may not be interested in such a thing as hatching eggs. ()

Tang An secretly shouted danger, compared to becoming a free-running Tang Wangwang, it is obvious that it is not as sad as squatting in the nest to hatch eggs.

I'd rather be a dog, not **, I want to hatch eggs, I'd rather die! Tang An created a very powerful slogan.

Temporarily solved the problem of hatching eggs, the next problem is more important, the southern cat is still an, the eyelashes are flashing, but there is still no expression on the face, the lips are slightly open, revealing white and moist teeth, the southern cat stretches out a hand, the thumb and index finger are looped, the other hand stretches out the index finger, and the index finger is stuffed into the ring of the thumb and index finger, in and out.

"Can you learn it well?" Tang An said helplessly, if an ordinary girl does such an action, there is no doubt that it is a typical example of rebellious youth, but Tang An knows that Nanmao is not rebellious by doing this, she is just expressing a thing, the expression of the image, it has nothing to do with obscenity, nothing to do with obscenity, it is simply that she wants to do it.

"It's a pictogram. Nan Cat continued.

"I know, I know. Tang An raised his hand, signaling that she didn't have to explain, this kind of action, in elementary school, there were many boys who assisted in this action when scolding.

"Turkeys usually mate naturally, but inbreeding should be prevented, regardless of race, which is not conducive to reproduction and the optimization of offspring's physical function and natural materials. The southern cat stopped the pictogram and pointed to a pair of male and female turkeys in the distance and said, "You're just mating!"

"I know!" Tang An covered his eyes and looked around secretly, fortunately except for the southern cat. No one else is very interested in "100,000 turkeys", otherwise it would be embarrassing to be heard talking like this between himself and Nanmao.

"However, for captive turkey flocks, turkeys do not have the awareness that they cannot be inbred, and the most important point is that when breeding turkeys mate naturally, due to the large difference in weight between males and females, the female turkey is often harmed, which leads to a decrease in the reproductive ability of the female turkey and reduces production efficiency. Therefore, artificial insemination has become the only way to solve this contradiction. And as a result, the ratio of roosters to hens can be reduced from 1:4 to 5 to 1:30 by natural methods, which greatly reduces the cost of feeding. Nan Cat said, and began to do that action again.

I can't bear to look at it directly, such a beautiful girl, doing this action with an expressionless face, Tang An doesn't know how to describe such a picture, but the most important thing is to pay attention to whether anyone around is doing this action.

"When did you become a turkey expert?" said Tang An incredulously, "why don't you come here and apply for a job as a turkey breeder." This will make it easier for you to train your turkey riders. ”

"This is the result of my observations all morning. Nan Mao raised his hand and patted Tang An's shoulder, signaling him not to be surprised, "Any captive creature can be cultivated like this, and humans will be kept in captivity in the future." And so it will be...... Most of the males, who are mainly manual laborers, can be used for coolie work, leaving a few genetically excellent males to be kept in captivity at a ratio of about 1:30. You can reproduce humans. ”

"Why are human beings also 1:30?" Tang An thought about it carefully, this is the ratio of thirty objects of a man, this is happiness. Or is it still horror?

"A normal man, in a natural way, can satisfy the reproductive needs of five women, but this is not advisable, and by artificial means, it can reach thirty, and as for why thirty, isn't it very simple? Thirty days a month, that's thirty. Nan Mao said as a matter of course.

Can a man satisfy five women? What kind of data or data does this come from? Nowadays, many men can't even satisfy their wives! However, most modern men are weak and weak, and if it is a man who is kept in captivity and uses ejaculation as his only job, maybe five is still possible, after all, it is to let five women have children, not to say that five women are satisfied every day...... These are two very different things.

"You should continue to talk about the problem of turkeys, turkey breeding experts!" Tang An remembered some recent news, there are always people who die after donating sperm, I don't know how long these men in captivity can last, hey, fortunately, the king of southern cats is basically on paper now, if the king of southern cats has other stories or novels in which the heroine of the great demon king destroys the world is so powerful, then the future of mankind is really worrying.

Nan Cat was relieved and said with satisfaction: "It's good that you are interested in turkey breeding. "General Ben just doesn't want to hear about your question about human reproduction!Who would be interested in turkey breeding," Tang An thought sullenly.

"Now I'm going to catch a male turkey!" the southern cat began to walk around the turkey farm, looking for suitable prey.

"Can't we go buy one, don't you catch it, I'll buy you one, buy ten!" Tang An said hurriedly, trying to stop Nan Mao from going to the zoo to catch animals.

"The ones that bought were not energetic. After saying that, Nanmao took a candy out.

The candy is wrapped in plastic paper, with a rose-red cat pattern on the outside, peeling off the plastic paper, the candy inside is also rose-red, exuding an attractive aroma and color.

It was delicious, Tang An was puzzled, and then the southern cat threw the candy into the turkey farm.

The turkeys were jumping and waddling, some flapping their wings, some pecking at stones, and some standing still for a long time, like statues.

Nan Cat waited patiently, and Tang An curiously and worriedly watched if any staff members came over, paying attention to the angle of the camera.

After waiting for a while, a female turkey came over, looked down at the candy and walked away.

Why don't you eat it? What a clever turkey, Tang An deeply admired.

Another male turkey walked over, looked down at the candy, and swallowed it without hesitation...... Hey, stupid, someone taught you that you can't eat the candy given by others, Tang An deeply sympathizes.

The turkey eats the candy. The southern cat walked to the side of the turkey farm near the hillside and climbed up.

The mountains here are steep, there are thorny thorns, and the forest is so dense that few people will come here, and the southern cat burrowed into the trees, beckoning Tang An to follow.

Tang An looked back, and the male turkey that had eaten the candy was desperately flying towards the wall as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, jumping and jumping. The wings are fanned like those of an eagle.

Nanmao and Tang An came to an inaccessible place on the hillside.

"That male turkey will escape from prison by himself?" Tang An looked around, fortunately, no one should come here, this is a stealing fire**, an authentic stealing chicken and touching a dog.

Nan Mao touched Tang An's shoulder.

Tang An gave her a blank look, is this a tacit understanding?

Nanmao didn't answer Tang An's question, but just found two wooden sticks, and slowly beat them with a small hammer, knocking the two wooden sticks into the soil one left and one right, leaving about twenty centimeters outside.

At this time. The turkey that had eaten the candy ran over ferociously, staring at Ann and Nan Cat with round eyes, looking very excited.

"Tie its legs to the stick one by one, one left and one right. "Nanmao commanded Tang An.

"What the hell do you want to do?" The turkeys had already been stolen, and Tang An had no choice but to follow the order. When will he be able to resist Nanmao and not obey her? Tang An was thinking about the big rebellion.

After tying up the turkey, Nan Mao nodded with satisfaction and said, "The turkey generally uses the massage method to collect liquids. You should massage the turkey wings along the back of the turkey wings to the base of the tail and towards the lower sides of the cloaca several times, holding the left thumb and the other four fingers on both sides of the cloaca and pressing the palm against the tail feathers. At the same time, use the right thumb and other four fingers to support the abdomen on both sides of the cloaca and massage rhythmically, and when the male turkey is excited, the handover can be turned out of the cloaca, and then use the left thumb and index finger to squeeze the area around the cloaca slightly so that the liquid is discharged and packed into the container...... Next ......"

"Wait!" Listening to Nanmao's professional command, Tang An couldn't bear it anymore and said loudly: "Now are you teaching me how to jerk off a cock!"

"yes. Nan Mao was puzzled by Tang An's hindsight, and suddenly said: "Why don't I teach you how to give liquid to the female turkey first, then you should be more interested!"

"Who would be interested in this kind of thing!" Tang An dropped the turkey and ran down the hill in a huff, "You slowly train your turkey warrior, I'll go back to school!"

It's really crazy, I took leave and ran to the zoo to the turkey!

It's really whimsical, Tang An looked up at the sky, he should have found a way to take Nan Mao to Afghanistan or Syria or something like that, so that she could appreciate the real human fire, and then she would give up these unrealistic ideas, and An An would just drink yogurt and milk every day.

Tang An ran to the bottom of the mountain, there were staff in plush doll costumes on the side of the road who were handing out commemorative gifts, and on a hot day, although Tang Anxin was full of indignation, he still went to get a souvenir first out of enthusiasm and kindness so that people could distribute it early and complete the work.

This is a card designed and manufactured by the zoo itself, presumably using various animals from the zoo as card characters to fight...... Although Tang An flipped it over, the character on the card was: Turkey War Rider!

The corners of Tang An's eyes jumped, this Nanwu cat, at the beginning I listened to what she said, what morning's investigation and the final conclusion, dare to love that she simply received a card, after a "turkey war horse", she was whimsical here!

Tang An was thinking about it, and the southern cat walked over slowly, she stood in front of Tang An on her left and right, coughed lightly and said, "I'm thirsty, I want to drink yogurt!"

Tang An didn't want to talk to her.

"If you're not interested in raising turkey warriors, we can try raising other animals, such as ......"

"For example, the crocodile battleship, the goshawk fighter, the elephant digger, and the drum-pounding ape? What else?" Tang An flipped through the cards one by one, his face expressionless, "You made the results of the investigation and analysis based on this deck of cards?"

Nan Mao pursed his lips, rolled his eyes, and then slowly turned around, Fang, suddenly said, "I'm thirsty, I'm going to buy milk to drink!"

After speaking, Nan Mao took her skirt and trotted away, walked far away, stood at the position of the commissary, and then beckoned to Tang An.

The canteen of the zoo is not a single small kiosk, but a concentration of some restaurants, souvenir shops and food shops together, many people who are tired of shopping are resting there, and at this point in the afternoon, most of the people have already gone shopping, and there is no energy to go to the place where they have not finished, or they are resting here and waiting for the shuttle bus to leave, or they are waiting for their companions who have not yet shopped, in short, there are many people sitting here.

There are young and old, men and women, but there is no doubt that a beautiful little girl like Nanmao is still unique and eye-catching.

Many people are cats, because outfits like her are already eye-catching, and she is wearing a cute tiger hat on a hot day, her hip-length hair is like a streamer of black silk, and a white and flawless white dress is even more dazzling, the little girl's slender arms seem to be the same color as her skirt, and the pair of shoes dotted with many shining gems and a little kitten's head is shaky, all of which make people feel that she is a little princess who came out of a fairy tale.

Of course, Nanmao will say that this king is a king, not a little princess!

Such a little girl, every move will be followed by the gaze, when she beckons, the little hands, thin fingers, are full of cute taste, people are very envious to think that such a little princess should be such a child?

So there are many people who follow the direction of the South Cat beckoning Tang An, Tang An doesn't want to be awkward with the South Cat under the watchful eye of someone or something, that will make people feel very ungraceful, and make an awkward fight with a little girl, it is too childish...... But do you know how helpless this cute little girl actually is? Tang An sighed in his heart and walked over to meet those envious eyes.

Waiting for Tang An to come over, Nanmao tiptoed and opened the large glass door of the freezer with some difficulty to get the milk on the top.

Tang An raised his hand to help her take it, and then, as an entourage, of course, he wanted to consciously give money to the boss.

"Hehe, what a cute little sister. "The boss is a middle-aged woman, and she seems to lack immunity to this kind of little girl, and she keeps smiling.

"Thank you. Tang An smiled and said, cute? yes, so cute, cute will teach people to masturbate turkey.

Nanmao didn't pay attention to what others said, just drank the milk seriously, his cheeks bulged, and he looked serious as if he was saving the world.

Tang An pulled the southern cat to leave, and walked two steps, but the southern cat bit the straw and didn't move, nor did he speak, just stretched out his hand and pointed to another store. (To be continued......)