Chapter 468: An Alternative Interpretation of Feng Shui
Zhang Shengyan was not ready to continue to consume with Zhang Dadao, he looked at his watch, and when he saw Zhang Dadao's entangled face, he said, "Okay, let's almost go to dinner." Outside, Xiaoye, they are still waiting!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and decisively took out his mobile phone and said: "How is it possible! Who are you who are poor people? I am a master who has a beginning and an end, not to mention that I have no compass, with the ability of poor Dao, I can see feng shui even if you don't have a house!" Zhang Dadao was also in a hurry, and the words he said became more and more illogical!
Zhang Shengyan really rolled his eyes, opened his mouth and scolded: "You are sick! If you don't have a house, you are looking at the yin house! Don't talk nonsense, either hurry up, or come next time." There are a dozen or so people waiting outside!"
Zhang Dadao ignored Zhang Shengyan, took the phone and dialed Ye Daping's number, and said as soon as he connected: "Old Ye, I still have something to do with Zhang Shengyan here, you take those little pot friends to find a place to eat first." opened an invoice to ask Lao Zhang for reimbursement, just say goodbye!" Zhang Dadao hung up the phone decisively, and Ye Dacake was holding the mobile phone with a confused face.
"That's it!" Zhang Dadao raised an eyebrow at Zhang Shengyan. Zhang Shengyan sighed, he couldn't do anything about Zhang Dadao's self-assertion. However, Ye Dabi's group of children didn't need to take special care of them for him.
"Forget it, I want to see how you can read feng shui without a compass!" Zhang Shengyan raised his eyebrows, waiting to see the joke. Anyway, he is also a cultural person, and he also understands things like traditional culture, and without a compass to see feng shui, Zhang Shengyan doesn't believe that he can really do it.
Zhang Shengyan couldn't calm Bai Er's fool, and nodded again and again: "That's it! How can the Heavenly Master look at feng shui if he doesn't have anything? It's 11 o'clock!" Bai Er's last sentence revealed his thoughts, and he was able to sell such an orderly word. The only possibility is that it has something to do with what you eat.
How could Zhang Dadao not see this kind of thought. Raising his hand was a slap: "What's the hurry! Xiao Pang, call a family bucket for this goods." Don't forget to pay with his Alipay!" Zhang Dadao raised his eyebrows and instructed Pang Zuodao, who was filming the live broadcast on the side.
When this sentence came out, Bai Er was a fool and immediately had nothing to say, as long as this guy had something to eat, as long as the portion was enough, he didn't care much about the quality and price. Zhang Dadao is willing to call the whole family bucket, also because there is a "Lakers" fast food next to it (the Lakers coach should be the owner of KFC). In order to let Bai Er's fool shut up and don't make trouble later, Zhang Dadao spent more money in the past.
Zhang Shengyan nodded. Raised his hand and made a gesture of please: "Okay, you hurry up! Otherwise, I'll be hungry too! I'm curious, how can I look at Feng Shui without a compass!"
"Hehe, I don't understand! Feng Shui Feng Shui, there is wind and water!" Zhang Dadao shook his head and said, winning everyone to shout "nonsense" in unison. Zhang Dadao got up very proudly, took a piece of yellow paper wrapped in traditional Chinese medicine from the counter, and Zhang Dadao wrote it down with his hand, turning this piece of paper into pieces. He said: "As long as you measure the wind and water, everything will be fine! Even if you don't have a compass, Poor Dao can use my rich experience to see your feng shui problems here!"
Zhang Dadao took a handful of shredded paper and scattered it everywhere in the house. Observing the falling of the paper with a serious look. Everyone felt a little confused. Bai Er's fool's takeaway was delivered, and he was busy eating and didn't open his mouth. The actor frowned and looked at it for a while, but he was also confused. Pang Zuodao hesitated. Regardless of the presence of Zhang Shengyan, an outsider, he whispered to the side of the actor and said, "Brother actor." What does this mean?"
Zhang Shengyan listened to it and smiled disdainfully: "What else can there be! Master Zhang may want to get involved in the hourly cleaning industry, but he can't say. Give me a mess, and charge a cleaning fee or something!" Zhang Shengyan raised his eyebrows, quite dissatisfied with Zhang Dadao's messed up routine.
Zhang Dadao sprinkled the paper and came back, snatched a chicken leg from the family bucket held by Bai Er's fool, returned to Zhang Shengyan's side in the voice of Bai Er's fool muttering "I bought it", and said triumphantly: "See, this is to test the flow of the wind here!
Zhang Shengyan smiled "hehe", shook his head and said: "It's the first time I've heard that feng shui can be explained like this." According to what you said, it's simple, if you want to change the feng shui, I will adjust the air outlet of the air conditioner!"
"Tsk!" Zhang Dadao waved his index finger and said, "Artificial wind and natural wind cannot be compared." Moreover, it involves extremely complex theories of aerodynamics, atmospheric pressure, magnetism and other specialties. The layman can't grasp it at all, the algorithm here is very complicated!"
Zhang Shengyan didn't take what Zhang Dadao said seriously at all, just what he said, it was nonsense when he heard it. Zhang Shengyan waved his hand and said, "Okay, you don't need to talk nonsense with me." You can check the wind like this, but what about the water? Let's talk about it first, if you even connect the water hose and take it out and spray it everywhere, you can't do it! My medicine here is not cheap!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, then smiled absurdly and said: "A layman is a layman! Do you think that water is going to be sprayed with water? I don't have to blow the wind with an electric fan! Let you see what is called the perfect combination of tradition and technology!" Zhang Dadao swiped, took out his mobile phone, and opened an APP with a few efforts.
Zhang Shengyan looked at the mobile phone in Zhang Dadao's hand with a depressed face, shook his head and sighed: "I wonder, do you go to the fruit application market when you are full and have nothing to do? Where did you get these strange APPs? Emotional water is humidity?"
"Ranye~" Zhang Dadao nodded, "This humidity is quite important!" Zhang Dadao walked around for a while, nodded and took the paper and wrote a lot of things in a mess, then sighed, looked at Zhang Shengyan and said: "Okay! Poor Dao has fully understood! Lao Zhang, your problem here is quite serious!"
Zhang Dadao's face was mysterious, Zhang Shengyan smiled helplessly, what should he say about Zhang Dadao! Saying that she is a master, her expression at this time is really too charlatan, and there is no sense of disobedience when he comes to words such as "you have a bloody disaster" and "I point you to a clear road".
But if you want to say that he is not a master, this guy is obviously teasing the pen, but the words he says always seem to have another hidden meaning. Zhang Shengyan sighed, shook his head and said, "Okay, just say what you want! I really don't care if this store makes money or not." If you want to say that I will lose money, you should not open your mouth! Anyway, I will already lose a lot of money when I know you!" (To be continued.) )
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