Chapter 467: Unprofessional Zhang Dadao
"Poof, hahaha!" Zhang Shengyan couldn't hold back at all when he saw such a scene, holding his stomach and laughing. Zhang Dadao felt a complete malice and embarrassment, looking at Bai Er's fool's painful and dazed expression, Zhang Dadao suddenly had an impulse, should he calculate who this guy was in his previous life? Is it that he owed this bastard before he was reincarnated, and he is here to take revenge in this life, right?
"I said~" Zhang Dadao was entangled for a moment, "I didn't offend you, did I?"
Looking at Zhang Dadao's lawsuit, Bai Er Fool instantly hid the remaining pumpkin seeds in his hand behind him, shook his head again and again, and said, "Heavenly Master, I have a little left!
"I'll go!" Zhang Dadao felt that there was suddenly an evil fire, which completely burned his usual rational and calm nerves, raised his hand and smashed a handful of melon seeds to Bai Er, the fool stretched out his hand, jumped off the chair and grabbed his collar and shouted: "Compass! Lao Tzu wants to see feng shui, I want a compass! Believe it or not, I will get two hundred catties of melon seeds and knock you to death!"
"Hahaha!" Zhang Shengyan laughed, Zhang Dadao, this guy bullied Old Man Xu before, and now it is really retribution.
Bai Er's fool was taken aback by Zhang Dadao, and after a moment of panic, he showed an innocent smile, a child laughing like this is definitely cute. But a two-meter big man, with a Chinese face and a beard, show this kind of smile, you will know at a glance, this thing is not good at brains! Bai Er fool smiled stupidly, and then said: "Heavenly Master doesn't need to come to melon seeds, but also buy some peanuts, pistachios, or something." It's easy to get tired of knocking melon seeds!"
Talking can never grasp the point, which seems to have become the characteristic of Zhang Dadao's gang. Zhang Dadao took a deep breath, suppressed his anger and said, "I said let you show me my compass! compass!" And Zhang Dadao's voice was extremely loud, and the saliva sprayed Bai Er's face. He even closed his eyes.
Bai Er wiped his face and said a little depressedly: "Oh." The compass is the compass! Heavenly Master, you just say it! I'm still going to snatch my melon seeds! Alas, what a pity?" Bai Er squatted down with a distressed look on his face and began to pick up the melon seeds that had fallen to the ground.
Zhang Shengyan shook his head, although Zhang Dadao had a highlight performance, but with their current routine, he really couldn't believe that Zhang Dadao could make anything good! But with his identity, he didn't care too much, anyway, Zhang Shengyan didn't lack this money, and even if Zhang Dadao couldn't help much, with his business ability and connections, this store couldn't lose.
At this time, he said, "Okay, you can just take a look!"
"By the way, take a look!" Zhang Dadao seemed to be stepped on by the tail. Immediately shifted the target to Zhang Shengyan: "What kind of person is Poor Dao? Is Poor Dao professional or not, customer experience and effect are the key to our survival! In the guidance of Poor Dao, there are only professional, attentive, and high-end! Casual is not our style, are you underestimating Feng Shui? Tell you, this is a matter of whether you will lose money." ”
Zhang Shengyan laughed indifferently, spread his hands and said, "To be honest, I really don't care if this pharmacy makes money or not." Think about it for yourself, I've gathered all the famous doctors in the neighborhood together. Medicine is also guaranteed quality and quantity, and there is this industry to maintain the health of the old men and old ladies of each family, how much favor can I get? Compared with these connections, it really doesn't matter if this pharmacy will be in debt, not to mention that the possibility that I will lose money here is very small. ”
Zhang Dadao was stunned. This thing really didn't he expected? The thinking patterns of these rich second generations are too different from their mental illness. When Zhang Dadao was trying to understand Zhang Shengyan's thoughts and analyze the profit model from them, Bai Er fool came over and said, "Heavenly Master." Did he say that we don't need a compass? You didn't let me take it with you when you came out? What about your little one?"
Zhang Shengyan also remembered, nodded and said, "That's right, Master Zhang, where is your U.S. military compass? You're going to bring my king out, and I'll see?"
Zhang Dadao was stunned, but he didn't expect Zhang Shengyan, a literary and artistic youth, to also watch anime. He pursed his lips disdainfully and said, "Poor Dao doesn't eat curry!"
The conversation between the two of them seems extremely mentally ill, you don't understand what they are talking about if you are not an otaku! Bai Er is a fool who obviously does not have this qualification, and whispered to the actor who was looking at the decorative painting on the side: "Brother actor! What do they say? Let's eat curry at noon? I haven't eaten curry yet! Is curry considered Western food? Do you want to use a knife and fork?"
The actor turned around and looked at Bai Er Fool with a tangled expression, he really didn't know how to answer Bai Er's question. If it is Western food, Ah San has really been occupied by Great Britain, and it can be regarded as having something to do with my king. But if it is not Western food, it is indeed not, and not only does it not use knives and forks, Ah San only needs to use one hand to eat. There is also the high-tech topic of which hand to rub and which hand to eat. The knowledge and culture contained in it are too complicated, although the actor feels that his IQ is high enough to understand all aspects.
But if you want to explain clearly to Bai Er's fool, it is estimated that ordinary professors have not been recruited, and they have to be paired with senior educators to form a group to have a chance. The actor was very entangled, and in the end he could only sigh, patted Bai Er's shoulder and said: "Xiaobai, this is a matter between artists, you don't have to worry about foodies like you! Even if you eat curry at noon, you must be right with a spoon!"
Bai Er was a fool suddenly realized, looked at the actor with admiration, nodded and said: "Well, it's still the actor brother you culture, I didn't expect to be able to use a spoon, no matter whether you eat Western food or Chinese food with a spoon, you can't make a mistake!"
The actor rolled his eyes, and said secretly in his heart: [With your amount of food, eating Western food or Chinese food is a burden!]
Zhang Shengyan really knew a lot about Zhang Dadao's roads, and said with a smile: "You didn't bring it either, did you? You are still professional! Your situation is the same as the policeman not carrying a gun, the thief not carrying a knife, and eating chicken without a condom belongs to the same nature, okay?"
Zhang Dadao was also a little embarrassed, he didn't know that Zhang Shengyan was going to open a pharmacy when he got up in the morning!
Zhang Shengyan also saw that Zhang Dadao was very embarrassed, and with Zhang Dadao's personality, it would definitely not be solved so easily. Zhang Shengyan is not a stingy person, so he shook his head directly and said: "Okay, if you don't bring it, let's do it next time! Anyway, I'm still early away from opening here! At least it will be the New Year." I've made an appointment, and you'll come back next time!" )
PS: It's rare to go home, even the crabs bullied me, sure enough, I stayed in Hangzhou for a long time, and Ben Shuai has become an inlander!