Chapter One Hundred and Eight: I Didn't Have Spring Dreams
Zhang Dongjun saw that the immortals cared so much about him, and his heart was moved. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info himself is just a mortal, and he can actually mingle with the immortals, which he never dared to think of before.
"Fellow immortals, I have suffered a little injury and want to seek the elixir, and I hope you can reward you, and you will be grateful. Zhang Dongjun endured the sharp pain in his hand and sent a text.
As soon as these words came out, the immortals rushed to give Zhang Dongjun an elixir.
Emperor Baosheng: "Brother Jun, I'll give you two Baosheng Golden Pills, as long as you don't die, any injury can be treated." ”
Tai Bai Xing: "Go upstairs, Brother Jun, I have my eldest brother Taishang Laojun's "Eight Treasures Rain and Dew Pill" here can live and die people, flesh and bones." Much more powerful than upstairs. ”
Descending Dragon Arhat: "I just want to say that everyone here is garbage, I have a leg stare pill, which can cure all diseases, and external and internal injuries can be cured with just a cup of tea." ”
Nezha: "Brother Jun, I stole the "Yang Zhi Jinlu" that Guanyin Niangniang gave to my eldest brother, quick, I'll send it to you! ”
King Tota: "Beast, how did I give birth to a ruined son of you, all good things come from home." Look at you coming back, labor and management don't break your dog's legs. ”
Looking at the Li family's father and son, Zhang Dongjun couldn't help but shake his head and sighed secretly in his heart: This father and son are really a pair of living treasures. Nezha too, last time he stole his father's pagoda and exchanged it with me for foreign garbage. This time he stole his eldest brother's things again, and it seems that he really needs to find a time to give him a good ideological and moral lesson. ”
Zhang Dongjun saw that these immortals took out healing pills one after another, and typed a sentence on the screen: "Thank you, fairy friends, you can send me the pills, and I will repay them one by one after I am injured." ”
"Ding Dong, Ding Dong, Ding Dong......" Not long after Zhang Dongjun's message was sent, the prompt tone of the mobile phone rang several times in a row.
He hurriedly exited the chat group and clicked into the private message window.
I saw that there were three pieces of the latest news, and I don't know how many messages for foreign garbage.
Zhang Dongjun clicked on Tai Baixing's private message, and saw a big red envelope appear in front of him.
Without saying a word, Zhang Dongjun directly clicked to receive.
The system prompt popped up as always: "Congratulations to Brother Jun for obtaining the "Eight Treasures Rain and Dew Pill" issued by Tai Bai Xing, function: can live and die, flesh and bones." Friendly reminder: Don't use it after you die, because when you die, why should you use it?"
Zhang Dongjun was speechless every time he saw this system prompt, and every time he would say that Wenquxing was a wonder.
In fact, Wen Quxing really lay down this time, and the system suggested that this piece was actually developed by the Jade Emperor, and he just created the starting point network.
The Queen Mother is responsible for the development of the red envelope.
After receiving a red envelope, Zhang Dongjun continued to click on the information below.
They are the Leg Stretching Staring Pill of the Dragon Descending Arhat, and the Baosheng Pill of the Emperor Baosheng.
The functional prompt of the Stretching Leg Staring Pill is even more bizarre, it is like this: "Don't look at the mud on the body of the Dragon Descending Arhat, this is a good thing, it can not only cure strange diseases, but also heal injuries, but the taste is not very good, it is similar to the **** taste, and it is still rancid." ”
And Nezha may not have dared to send Yang Zhijin Lu to Zhang Dongjun under his father's obscenity, so he didn't receive it.
Obtained three life-saving pills at once, and instantly expanded the Qiankun bag.
Zhang Dongjun took out the leg stretching and staring pill, and Baosheng Pill. And the Eight Treasures Rain and Dew Pill was left in the Qiankun bag.
White light flashed, and two pills of different colors appeared in his hand.
Looking at the pill in his hand, Zhang Dongjun decisively chose to take the Baosheng Pill, not for anything else, just because the leg stretching and staring pill was the mud pill rubbed off Jigong's body.
After eating Baosheng Pill, it melted in his mouth, Zhang Dongjun felt a warm current surging in his body, and this refreshing feeling made him let out a coquettish gasp.
"Uh-huh!"
Er Dengben was studying the two runes on the side, and when he saw Zhang Dongjun making such a shameful voice, he couldn't help but glance at him.
"Little donor, are you swollen?
Zhang Dongjun closed his eyes, and his throat was disobedient and let out a moan, "Oh, uh, ah~oh!" He couldn't speak at all, let alone explain.
Li Quan floated out of nowhere, looked at Zhang Dongjun with a long mouth, and said, "This guy can't have a spring dream, right? Is this a chrysanthemum that was exploded in a dream?"
"You're just dreaming about spring, and your whole family is dreaming about spring. Zhang Dongjun scolded in his heart.
He regretted it, he regretted that he didn't take the Stretching Leg Staring Pill, and he forgot that this Baosheng Golden Pill would have this effect after eating.
As time passed, Zhang Dongjun's screams became louder and louder. Li Quan even set up an enchantment to prevent the neighbors from hearing it.
The medicinal power of Baosheng Jindan slowly repaired Zhang Dongjun's broken bones and internal organs.
In the early morning of the next day, the sunlight poured into the house through the window, and Erdeng had just fallen asleep, because Zhang Dongjun called all night last night, and it was really difficult for him to sleep, and now he is sleepy.
Zhang Dongjun suddenly opened his eyes, a carp jumped up, he moved his muscles and bones, and found that all the injuries on his body had been healed, and he couldn't help shouting: "Labor and management can wave again!"
Erdeng was woken up by his roar, and said with sleepy eyes: "What a wave, wash and sleep." Aren't you tired after a night of tossing? ”
When Zhang Dongjun heard this, he roared angrily: "I didn't have a spring dream, I was healing! Don't talk nonsense." ”
Erdeng closed his eyes, lay on the table, and said in a daze: "Okay, okay, you're not dreaming, let Lao Wei sleep for a while!"
Zhang Dongjun glanced at him with disdain, and then went to the kitchen to cook five bowls of noodles, and he was hungry after a night of tossing, so he ate three bowls in one go.
The Jade Emperor is now demanding more and more, not only on time, but also for meals, now only at noon does not cook noodles for him, the rest of the two meals can not be missing, one bowl is missing to make up for two bowls.
For this request, Zhang Dongjun really couldn't refute it, who asked the Jade Emperor to give him merit and nine dragons, he couldn't say anything, so he had to agree.
Zhang Dongjun took out his mobile phone, opened the Jade Emperor's private message interface, and sent him a bowl of instant noodles with a familiar car.
After a while, the news of the Jade Emperor came: "Brother Jun, it's so early today, it's not bad." By the way, I heard that you were injured, how are you?"
Zhang Dongjun saw that the Jade Emperor also cared about him, and he was moved in his heart, and just typed on the screen: "Jade Emperor, thank you for your old man's concern, and I am grateful." ”
But in the next second, he directly deleted this text.
Jade Emperor: "It's okay to be injured, as long as you don't die." I still want you to give me something to eat. ”
“.…..” Zhang Dongjun was speechless for a while, it seemed that he thought of the Jade Emperor too greatly.
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