Chapter One Hundred and Nine: Molesting Chang'e (Ask for Collection)
After a brief chat with the Jade Emperor, Zhang Dongjun withdrew from the private message. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Three of the four ghosts were eliminated and one escaped. However, the ghost king has no cultivation, so Zhang Dongjun is not very worried, just let the underworld send someone to deal with it.
After a big battle, this made him more aware of the importance of strength, although he cultivated two dragon qi, it was still too weak, and he had a fatal weakness.
If you use dragon energy to attack the enemy, then defense becomes a fatal weakness. Because it takes some time to recover the dragon energy. If it's used for defense, then there's no attack. So he was eager to learn the two lights.
And in this war, the two magic weapons that play the biggest role are Chang'e's belly pocket, if it weren't for it, his life would have been gone.
The second is Han Xiangzi's Bihai Xiao, if it weren't for this Xiao and the fact that Chang'e would not have a belly pocket in the back, he would have died long ago after being caught by the first female ghost.
Zhi'en Tubao, Zhang Dongjun still knew this, he clicked on Chang'e's private message and asked: "Fairy Chang'e, are you there?"
Chang'e almost returned in seconds, which shows how empty, lonely, and cold these immortals who have been in the sky for tens of thousands of years are chatting with love madness 56 every day, seeking spiritual happiness.
"Brother Jun, what are you looking for Chang'e? Do you really want other people's fig leaf? (shy)"
Zhang Dongjun wanted to thank her, but when he saw Chang'e say this, he was playful for a while and wanted to tease her.
"Yes, the belly pocket issued by Fairy Chang'e is not a full set, it can only protect the upper body, and it would be better if there was one to protect the lower body. ”
Guanghan Palace, a magnificent palace, exuding a cold air all around, there is a laurel tree standing on the side as high as five hundred zhang, and under the tree is sitting a man in silver-white armor, holding 56 in his hand, with a bright smile on his face from time to time.
In the palace, Chang'e sat on the stone bench, leaning on the stone table, stroking the head of the jade rabbit with one hand and holding the mobile phone in the other.
Chang'e's legs couldn't help but clench, and she said coquettishly: "This brother Jun, it's good or bad!"
She used her divine sense to send a sentence to Zhang Dongjun: "Brother Jun, people are shy. And this fig leaf is a woman's private thing, how can it be sent out casually. Chang'e is just joking with Brother Jun, and you can't wear it. (shy)"
Zhang Dongjun looked at the message sent by Chang'e and smiled and said to himself: "Who said I used it to wear, I can use it...... The following is omitted, please make up for it by yourself"
However, he didn't have to think about it to know that the ancient fig leaf must have been very conservative, and he didn't know what Chang'e would do when she saw the underwear in the mortal world.
Thinking of this, Zhang Dongjun became curious, returned to the mobile phone interface with his index finger, opened the browser and found a picture of an underwear model on the Internet.
Then he opened Chang'e's private message window and sent a sentence: "Fairy Chang'e, I'll send you a picture so that you can see what the belly pocket of a woman in the world looks like." Okay?"
Chang'e blushed and replied: "Well, okay, Brother Jun." ”
Zhang Dongjun saw that Chang'e agreed, so he clicked on the pictures downloaded from the Internet and sent them over.
The only advantage of the Celestial Starting Point app is that you can send red envelopes privately, and you can also send pictures, just like QQ chat.
After the picture was successfully sent, Zhang Dongjun waited for a reply, imagining how this immortal, who had lived for tens of millions of years, would react when he saw the underwear of a woman in the world.
But after waiting for a long time, I didn't see any movement on the phone.
Just when Zhang Dongjun was all kinds of nervous and wanted to ask what was going on, Chang'e finally replied with a message: "Oh, Brother Jun, is this a shameful thing for women in the world? Why is it only wrapped in important parts, oh, so ashamed." Especially the lower body, it's just a piece of cloth. ”
Zhang Dongjun smiled, the thoughts of the immortals really stayed a thousand years ago.
"Fairy Chang'e, this thing is called "underwear" in the world. You don't have to look at it small, there is little fabric, it is a good thing to enhance a woman's beautiful figure, and it is very comfortable. ”
"Fairy, you are so beautiful, if you wear this set of underwear, you must be charming. The mortal world is worn like this, and we immortals don't have to be conservative, right? I'll just ask you if you like it, do you want to try it?" Zhang Dongjun asked thoughtfully.
Chang'e agreed, out of curiosity: "(shyly) Well, this picture is very charming, I want to try it a little bit." It's just that this woman is not wearing an inch, which makes people very shy. ”
"The fairy is not afraid, this underwear is worn inside, and after you put it on, you can still wear the outer clothes as usual. It's just that the effect is bound to be better than your original. ”
Women love beauty, and the conservative Chang'e is also attracted to this novel underwear.
When Zhang Dongjun saw Chang'e agreeing to try, he couldn't help but think of her fairy-like face and perfect figure...... Heck, if you wear this set of underwear, it must be very charming. Hey!
However, a sense of guilt rose in Zhang Dongjun's heart, and he felt like he was kidnapping Chang'e. It's just that the man's lustful bad roots drove him to continue to send messages back to Chang'e, and he didn't do anything to be sorry for Ning Zhiyun anyway.
"If the fairy wants to wear it, I can send you a set below. But I have a small request, can you take a photo and send it to you when you put it on, I'll give you a review!" Zhang Dongjun replied, the corners of his mouth drooling.
In the Guanghan Palace, Chang'e's face was red to the base of her neck, she didn't expect Zhang Dongjun to have such a request, and after thinking about it for a long time, she finally made up her mind and replied: "(Shy) As long as Brother Jun doesn't dislike Chang'e's appearance, then Chang'e will agree to Brother Jun's request." ”
“…… That's right, I'm just joking!" Zhang Dongjun replied not long after seeing Chang'e this time, and also agreed to his request, and was stunned for a while, not knowing how to recover.
It took half a ring to react. He had seen a photo of Chang'e before, and his chest should be above the C cup, so when he recovered, he typed his finger on the screen: "Then please be patient with Fairy Chang'e, I'll just go out to buy something later, and I'll bring you a set by the way." ”
Chang'e: "(shy) Then thank you Brother Jun in advance." ”
Zhang Dongjun and Chang'e chatted briefly for a few words, and then turned off their mobile phones.
In order to save his life, he asked for three elixirs, and Zhang Dongjun promised the immortals that they would be rewarded, so he decided to go out and buy some foreign garbage or something to repay them.
Foreign garbage is definitely indispensable, but sending foreign garbage to the gods every day will not be a little monotonous.
Zhang Dongjun sat in front of the bed, thinking about going out to buy something for the immortals.
--- is still to be continued--- I heard that the next chapter will be more exciting!