Prologue
He came again today, I put down the freshly washed apple in my hand and opened the door, let him in and sit on the sofa, and then poured him a cup of tea and looked at him with a smile, I wanted to be polite to him. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but he didn't give me a good face as soon as he came
He didn't take the tea I poured him, but frowned as usual. He said to me in a very heavy tone, "Yu Xin, I'm afraid it's not appropriate for you to do this, anyway, it makes me feel like a deceit......!" Stop it!"
"Stop?" I sat back on the couch, fiddled with the cup in my hand, and raised my eyes at him, "Do you think I will?"
I knew he was tired! I couldn't do anything about the haggard look on his face. Just the usual greetings out of a friend's concern, knowing that it's not that I'm worried about him
"It's not a big deal, it's just a small cold!" he replied very indifferently. Then he picked up the apple I had placed next to the teacup and was about to eat it, and ate it unceremoniously
"What did you do?" I angrily stood beside him and grabbed his shirt collar, "You eat my apple! Lao Tzu killed you! Is it that the doctor didn't give you an injection, you are particularly appetizing, damn it(γ=Π=)γβ»ββ»This is the last stock!"
I know he's afraid of injections, so he deliberately said something like that, but then again, I'm convinced that a big man has this kind of fear that only a child should have
"Do you think the doctor would dare to give me an injection?" he frowned and dismissively argued, "Isn't it just an apple!
"Is this your attitude after eating other people's apples? I gritted my teeth and educated him. Unexpectedly, he still ate two bites and put on an indifferent attitude: "I said that I will make it up to you next time"
Damn, you're still in the sky, aren't you!!!
"Mend the yarn, I'm going to eat it now," I yelled at him with such an angry momentum, I think I should be able to calm him, at least I feel like I can make him think that I am going to kill him, and he will be shocked by it. But I was wrong, and when this thing saw my expression, he ate even more happily, and after eating it in two bites, he threw the leftover dregs in front of me, "No, give it back to you, look at your stinginess! It's as if I could finish eating this apple."
Your sister, throw me the core after eating! Give me scum is a few meanings, Lao Tzu wants to kill you
"You're welcome to eat, I've just tried a non-toxic one. You don't have to thank me," he said, ignoring my angry expression at all
Is this the reason why you justifiably eat my fruit?I hit ( Μe(# Μ)~!Okay!I didn't do anything, because I couldn't beat him!I was speechless except for anger!
I held back my anger and told myself that I had a good temper and was not angry, not angry (?? benefits?) I can't help it, I really want to slap you on the wall and can't pick it off
Again, Nima can't win him. Forget it! Anger is in his favor. When I think about it, I am also cheerful. So I didn't bother to be angry with him, let alone bird him, so I picked up my phone and drank my little tea and started playing by myself.
And he wasn't a good talker, and the house was quiet in an instant.
Sitting with no one talking, he was bored and acted again. I saw him walk out with my key. I ignored him as if nothing had happened, and after about ten minutes I heard the door open again, and it was him who had returned, carrying a bag of fruit.
Oh, I'm going, I'm so moved, I actually took my money and came back with a big bag of fruit!
Look! Clear! Chu! It's my money~ This guy really wants to beat him down.
I should be good friends with him!Because he is so unscrupulous in front of me, and he is completely ignorant of others! It makes people very unhappy~
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Actually, I sympathize with him, after all, what happened to him is so sad that it still makes me feel incredible. I don't know if he's telling a story or if it's really happening to him, but I'd rather hear what he's telling as a story!
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I have read a lot of novels, and I know that many of the characters in the novels written by the author Dashen are vivid, and the characters portrayed are like real people living in our third dimension, which makes me deeply immersed in them. Hmmm!Especially YY Shuangwen,Rebirth this type of textγ Every time I see the protagonist God blocking and killing God and Buddha blocking and killing Buddha, all kinds of, all kinds of destroying villains (in fact, I think the protagonist is the biggest villain!) Those weak chickens are very sour when they feel very sour, and then watch them marry Bai Fumei, e~ beautiful girl! I am envious and excited to think about it, and I often fantasize about how nice it would be if this Nima were the main character.
Well, a normal person probably thinks this way, so I don't think it's strange to be the protagonist like that (hey, hey, hey!, wake up, don't you want to get a box lunch?, keep reading the dialogue, don't think too much). Figure out the situation, you're not the protagonist.,Don't want to take your portion of the lunch box in this way" (β,β)γ)
(!My boxed lunch,No food is disrespectful to foodies.,Disrespect to lunch.,Disrespect to lunch.,I swallowed my saliva~ Thank you for reminding me.,The little one will continue to read) But when I look at the skinny skinny wallet in my pocket but still lingering, it will make me wake up suddenly.,His sister is Mao, I'm not the protagonist! I also want to be the protagonist.,Don't let me be the protagonist for Mao.γ Even now in this book, it's clear that the first person is 'me', but why is this the author, Nima, why didn't you let me be the protagonist of this novel.
(You're enough!, if you don't read the dialogue, I'll change people.) οΌ
I have something to say, I am a person who can bend and stretch in my heart, and I don't want to watch other people's shows, so I'll honestly move bricks!
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Wait! I haven't finished yet, so let's stop the director and let me sort out the language......
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However, I don't know when the word metamorphosis began to appear in my worldview. The embarrassment of a boy becoming a girl, a girl becoming a boy, and this kind of gender swap intrigued me, so I've read a lot of variations for this, but that's not the point. The point is that this is the reason why the author of Nima didn't let me be the main character, because I have never been transformed, and I can't say how I feel specifically.
Author, you stick your head over, I'll show you a baby, don't think that your pen name is the same as my name, I can't do it, tell you that you don't need two hearts in this world......
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Let me show my face twice more, maybe which god sees it, and can still be on the legs of the god, there is nothing to do in the back, don't go, director, I'll read it, don't go!) There was a roaring voice from behind me, but no one dumped you!
(ENDS!)