Igor Kolwi was probably the first consumer in St. Petersburg to buy a Jetta.

From the moment he was in front of the 4S store, holding a sledgehammer and screaming at the car body sixteen times in a row, and the Jetta just added some flesh wounds without pain, he had a hallucination;

At that moment, the whole body of the car made of steel resembled a bucket waist, two large thick braids, freckled face, simple and spicy Russian country girl with a bucket of milk in one hand, showing her big yellow teeth to herself in the sun—it reminded him of his first love, Pryushidena.

At that moment, he had already made a decision in his heart - this is what I have always wanted!

It can be said that the official sixteen consecutive smashes made him collide with Jetta with a spark similar to love, and formed an indissoluble bond between him and Jetta.

Originally, I thought that this car was a bit hard and durable, but when Igor drove the car on the road, he felt that this car, which the outside world said was a cheating father, did not seem to be so bad.

First of all, the EA2111.8T engine with turbocharging is quite powerful, and the standard five-speed manual gearbox gives this majestic man weighing 200 pounds an unparalleled sense of control.

"Sure enough, manual transmission is a man's feelings!"

Igor sighed, stroked the steering wheel with one hand and picked up the flask with the other, and poured a sip of vodka without any trimmings.

Because of the action of raising his head, the car drew an S-shape on the road.

Behind him, a Europa League annual ring was speeding away. The car was driven by Valery Kosolov, a surgeon at the local hospital.

He had just finished an operation and was in the midst of excitement at this time, and after saving a life, he had the surging feeling that he was an apostle of God and an enemy of death.

He took a sip of vodka, looked at the silver broken car in front of him that did not go in a straight line, opened the window dissatisfiedly, and cursed.

"Bastard, are you looking for death on the road with dog hair stuffed in your eyes?!"

"Huh?" Igor was stunned when he put down the flask, and when he saw someone daring to insult himself on the road, he turned around and bumped into it!

Boom!!!

The speed of the two cars was not too fast, and the head-to-head "kiss" came together, and after more than ten seconds, the two cars stopped on the side of the road!

The two men immediately got out of the car, took a fighting stance, and without saying a word, they scuffled together!

Fifteen minutes later, Igor, with a blue nose and swollen face, took a flask from his arms, poured a sip of vodka, and then spat at Valery, who was lying on the ground, with a bloody spit, and then looked at the car he had just bought in the morning.

At this glance, he directly drank all the vodka in the flask with joy!

I saw that where the two cars collided, there was only a slight dent on the Jetta's front bumper. And the one worth more than two million rubles, enough to buy four Jetta in the Europa League, the right front bumper and wing sheet metal are no longer the same!

The plastic front bumper has been completely shattered, and the flank sheet metal has been scraped to reveal the primer. Igor, who is a car mechanic, is sure that the cost of the other party's repair will not be less than 200,000 rubles!

That's a big deal!

"Hell, I really made the right decision!"

He smiled, got in the car and left.

……

At the same time, the outskirts of Russia.

Ye Jiekarina looked at the new car her boyfriend Eugene bought for herself, and frowned slightly.

"Eugene, are you fooling me?!What kind of broken car is this!Hell, I want the Renault I drove before!"

Eugene felt his girlfriend's roar, and quickly explained: "Honey, we can't afford to buy a Renault! And Renault is obviously weak for you, you caused 76 accidents in a year last year, and crashed two cars, this Jetta is the most suitable car I can afford now, and it is the most suitable for you!"

You are a Russian woman, you have the blood of martyrs in your blood, believe me, you will love to change into this car! Believe me dear, you drive for a few days and try it, I promise you will not be disappointed!

That's it, the car is automatic, you get familiar with it, I'm going to work, bye!"

Seeing her boyfriend flee in the wilderness, Ye Jiekarina cursed a few words again and again.

But helplessly, she herself knows that it is too expensive to use a car, and any car in her hands is a fast-moving consumer product, and now she has to accept such a result.

She got into the car, adjusted her seat, fastened her seatbelt, and cleared her throat.

"Do you have long eyes!?"

Alone in the car, she shouted.

"Ahem," perhaps because she felt that her momentum was too weak and her pronunciation was a little non-standard, she cleared her throat again.

"Draft, don't you have eyes!"

After this scolding, she nodded with satisfaction and started the car.

Hang a gear, and the floor oil starts directly.

With a piercing screech of tires rubbing against the road, the car moved!

Boom!

Less than fifteen meters away, a car passing by the road came into close contact with her.

"Draft, don't you have eyes!" Ye Jiekalina skillfully opened the car window, raised her middle finger at the other party, and scolded.

The other party was a girl who looked quite fashionable, and when she heard this national scolding, she was stunned, and quickly picked up a bag beside her and walked to Ye Jiekarina.

"Stinky bitch, who did you just scold!?Get me off your damn broken car!"

Ye Jiekarina was not in a hurry, and took out the pistol directly from her bag.

The tall girl who was dressed up saw the swarthy thing in her hand, turned around directly, got into the sports car with the front of the car already tattered and the bumper had fallen off, and left.

Ye Jie Karina nodded with satisfaction, put down her middle finger, and got out of the car to check the damage.

"Fack!"

Seeing that only the front bumper was dented, and there was no major injury to the Jetta, her face was happy!

"Katya, are you okay?" "My boyfriend, who had just walked a short distance, saw an accident car passing in the direction of his home, and immediately knew that something had happened to his girlfriend, and immediately turned back.

"Ye yes yes!" Ye Jiekarina saw that her boyfriend was overdosed, and jumped over excitedly, "My dear, we made a lot of money today!

Giving her boyfriend a fragrant kiss, she immediately returned to her car, and started to leave with a big throttle.

Looking at her distant back, Eugene shook his head helplessly.

Just as he was about to go to work, he heard a collision in front of him.

"Don't you have long eyes?!"

Hearing the familiar scolding, Eugene wanted to cry without tears, so he turned the car around and went to work by himself.