Viewers.

The audience who watched this cross talk.

This moment.

They all laughed.

Because it's not the same ending as they imagined. In the imagination of the audience, the Tang monks who appeared in front of the Buddha after a lot of hardships should get the scriptures and leave.

Outcome.

It's such a fuss.

Haven't the scriptures been passed over a long time ago? A full set of scriptures and even illustrated recordings of live DV have been passed over, with a click of the mouse, all the scriptures have been emailed, and you Datang have already used my scriptures!

In light of this.

The audience will burst into laughter.

The audience burst into laughter at the same time.

The screen of the mobile phone in the hand of the assistant carrying the camcorder was also crowded with barrages of messages from the audience.

Countless viewers.

Countless viewers who watched this show all posted their barrages.

Of course.

These barrages.

Zhou Tian didn't know.

Now him.

was coaxed by the surrounding audience to ask for a paragraph, and then say a cross talk.

Zhou Tian looked at the traffic jam that was dead and did not move at all, and nodded.

Nodding means that Zhou Tian agrees to say a cross talk.

But Zhou Tian didn't say it right away.

Instead, he took a bottle of mineral water from the assistant's hand, unscrewed the lid, took a few sips, and moistened his throat before he began to speak.

The cross talk he is talking about now.

It's a classic stand-up comedy.

It's called "Teasing You"

"It's rare for everyone to have so much fun, then I'll have another paragraph, this cross talk is called "Teasing You", it is a cross talk created by the famous cross talk performance artist Mr. Ma Sanli. ”

The audience gave a round of applause.

Applause.

Zhou Tian said, "Let's pay attention to our daily life, because there are accidents everywhere, and if you are not careful, things that are not good for you will happen, such as traffic jams, and then bad things such as losing your wallet, losing your mobile phone, etc., so we should pay attention to it." ”

Many people nodded, because Zhou Tian was right, there are too many unexpected things that should not happen in today's life.

Seeing people nodding.

Zhou Tian knows.

Knowing what he had just said, people listened to it, so they said even harder, "What should you pay attention to? It's very simple, you have to be safe on the road, pay attention to the traffic coming and going, and don't be touched by cars." Especially at night, pay attention to drunk drivers, these people drink a little wine, they don't know how many pounds and taels they have, and the car drives like an airplane, so pay attention. We must always pay attention to fire prevention, guard against thieves at night, and pay attention all the time, and you must also pay attention when you go out, and you must also pay attention when you go out, on the tram, on the bus, on the train, and even on the plane. ”

Quite a few laughed.

They laughed.

Zhou Tiandao: "Don't believe it, there have been incidents of stealing money on the plane and then being arrested, so we have to be careful." Don't put money in your outer pocket, if you have money in your pocket, it's really not good, put it in your pants. ”

The audience laughed again.

There's really no one who puts money in their pants now.

It's not for nothing.

It's too little.

"Don't laugh, let me tell you, this thief has taken a fancy to you, you can't hide, once the thief's head doesn't write, we can't see who is a thief and who is not a thief. He doesn't write, we can't see it, but as soon as we take out the money, he sees it, and then you're unlucky, don't believe it? Where do you go, the thief follows that? Why? Because the thief sees the money in your pocket, he doesn't know which one touches you.

And then the money in your pocket, it's gone, the main thing is that this thief is too skilled. Zhou Tian said: "I heard that in order to practice their own techniques, they practiced holding soap by hand in the hot water basin. In addition, thieves steal things, take everything, clothes, color TVs, mobile phones, cigarettes, and even steal other people's food. ”

The audience laughed.

"There is such a thief, it's okay for him to find a way to see the house, there should be a change of house to run the fourth floor to change the house, the fourth floor did not change the house, then find the wrong one, hit the fourth floor and the third floor and the second floor, who put things at the door You have shoes at the door, and the clothes he took away, this should be paid attention to, especially living in the door curtain, you know? Zhou Tian gestured with his hand, "It's this storefront, there is no business, the residents are this, and there is no yard, wash some clothes and forgive some clothes to tie a rope, and put it on the side of the road on the door, you say that the clothes are often lost, who looks at this is not a yard, the yard does not close the gate, it doesn't matter if you put it on the platform in the crowd, the thief steals something he can't come up, he can't hang clothes in the door, the old lady in the neighborhood, although the old lady is not old, in her thirties." ”

The audience laughed.

Boy.

In his thirties.

Your housekeeper is called the old lady, are you looking for a smoke?

"In her thirties, she should not be called the eldest lady, she should be called the old sister-in-law, in a fashionable phrase now, she should be called a beauty, and she should not be a beauty, we call her the eldest sister-in-law, this sister-in-law, hang a few clothes at the door, and I am afraid of losing it. But she can't always look at that, she still has to cook, she has to go to the house to cook, do other work, so let her child see, the child is too young, only 5 years old this year, such a child you say stupid, he is not stupid. You say he's smart, but he's not very smart. I haven't been to school, and the child is not old enough to go to school, but I can't look at it, and I am such a person who can call in front of me, so I shouted, Xiaohu, you are playing at the door, and by the way, you can't lose your clothes. Let's hang our clothes, look at the thief, don't let the thief steal it, just stand at the door, you call me if you have something, and I'll come out if you say hello, understand?"

Zhou Tian looked like a child and nodded.

After the admonition, the old sister-in-law went into the house to work, and the child stood outside. When he was four or five years old and not naughty enough, at the age of seven or eight he was dishonest and that he was honest, and at the age of five or six he stood honestly like this. Zhou Tian made a straight movement.

The audience in front of you.

Applaud.

"You said stupid and not stupid, just stand and watch, the thief came and asked the child how old he was, and the child replied, I was 5 years old, and the thief asked again, what is your name? The child replied, my name is Xiaohu. Xiaohu, do you know me? The child replied, "No." The thief said: I don't know if we two are playing together, okay? When the child heard that someone was playing with him, he must be happy, so he asked the thief, what is your name. Zhou Tian waved his hand, "At this time, the thief made a mistake, and he said to the child, my name is teasing you, my surname is teasing, my name is you playing, remember? Xiaohu agreed. The thief turned to the child and said, "Call me, call me, my surname is tease, tease you, you call me." The child screams and teases you. The thief answered, hey, yes, little tiger. You're calling me, the kid is honest, and you're screaming again, teasing you. The thief hurriedly agreed, "Oh, yes, yes, that's what it's called, Xiaohu?" ”

When Zhou Tian finished calling me by name, all the people present, one or one, all shouted in unison, "Fun for you." ”

Zhou Tian smiled.

Then he pointed to these people and said, "You guys are so bad. ”

Followed by.

The audience burst into applause.

"This thief, after teasing the child and teasing you a few times, began to pull the clothes and the laundry that other people had washed. Zhou Tian made a gesture of pulling his clothes, "When the child saw someone moving his clothes, he remembered what his mother had explained, and immediately shouted, Mom, he took our gown." The mother who worked in the house asked, "Who?" The child replied, "Teasing you." The mother also said, unlucky child, don't be naughty, take a good look at the clothes. When the thief saw that his ruse had succeeded, he pulled down his trousers. The child shouted again, Mom, he took our pants. Mom, who works in the house, asks, "Who?" When the mother heard this, she repaid it, so she yelled at the child, "Child, if you are shouting, I will beat you." When the thief saw it, he had to take an inch and steal the mattress list. The child shouted again, Mom, he took our face by lying down. Who's going to take us, we're being faced, and I'm playing with you. Mom is on fire, this kid, you're not honest, I'll beat you, and then come out with a feather duster. Come out and take a look, oh, where are our clothes? Someone took it, who took it? ”

Three words to amuse you are shouted by people together.