Chapter 100: A Small Temple in the Mountains
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Xu Cheng of the Dead Fat Mansion sometimes admires Brother Long and Zhang Dadao, not to mention Zhang Dadao, if he can run out of the Seventh Courtyard and still fool so many people, he must have some ability to do it. And Brother Long They are also capable people, not to mention anything else, they can quickly find a place to live when they get to a place, just this little fat man thinks it is quite suitable for them to be real estate agents.
The place they found now was a small temple in the middle of nowhere. This temple doesn't even have a serious name, there are two halls in front and back, a large hall in front of it, and a few bungalows in the back. Originally, there was an old widower in this temple, and Brother Long stuffed him with some money and sent him away, which can be regarded as renting here. The incense in this temple is not prosperous, and there are few people coming and going, so it is a very suitable place to hide.
As soon as he arrived here, the little fat man said to Zhang Dadao: "Yes, the god stick has arrived in the temple, you are considered home!
Zhang Dadao glanced at it, rolled his eyes and said: "The ghost knows what he worships! It's probably the land of the mountain gods! This little broken view, if it is touched by the immortal qi of the poor road, they are considered lucky!"
At this time, Brother Long and Zheng Wen exchanged ears, and also came over and said, "Dao Chief! I heard what Zi said, according to your statement, you are sure, right?"
Zhang Dadao pursed his mouth, took an offering apple from the offering table, and took a bite of it. A few people on the side looked at the eyelids jumping, this Taoist priest stole the tribute of the immortals, and there was no reason to do so. The little fat man saw Zhang Dadao's "click" and gnawed crisply, and secretly stretched out his hand. Fortunately, before he touched the plate, the six sons next to him slapped his hand away. The little fat man looked unhappy and said, "What are you doing!
The sixth son pursed his lips and didn't speak, Wu Datou came up and said: "Can this be the same? People are Taoist priests, this is a family, if you steal it, don't you have to suffer retribution from the world? This is a river temple, just like the Yellow River, you are not afraid of falling into the river and drowning!"
Zhang Dadao gnawed an apple comfortably, and then replied to Brother Long: "It's not a problem, as long as there is a bucket, I will definitely be able to find it for you! 100% no problem, no-problem!" Zhang Dadao made an OK gesture with a relaxed face.
Brother Long smiled when he saw him so confident, nodded and said, "That's okay! Dao Chief, you don't know, this is what people have verified, saying that it was when Li An'an of Xiangzong of Western Xia usurped the throne, and another clan opposed him and fled here. Later, when he died, he was not allowed to be buried in the royal tomb, so he was buried near here. I guess, although it is a down-and-out royal family, but in the end, the family is a royal family, even if it is not as good as the good things in the Western Xia Tomb, it must be stronger than the one we planed before!"
Zhang Dadao nodded, and dealt with it with "uh-huh" in his mouth, where did he know any historical allusions, but he was very interested in the name of the emperor, and said happily: "This name is obtained, Li An'an? Is this product long safe or wants to be safe? Or is it the safety of not being able to give birth to children for the rest of his life?"
Zheng Wen smiled and said: "This Li An'an usurped the throne, and was later cleaned up by Temujin, the name is security, and it is really not safe to live this life." ”
Brother Long waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter who is buried in this head, we are not archaeologists, as long as there are good things, the others don't care about anything." Since the Taoist chief is sure, there are some things that we should have prepared for in advance, this Western Xia is a minority, and I am afraid that there will be no shortage of things that the gods and gods are chattering. Let's do this, some things would rather be believed than not, Dao Chief, tell us what means there are to deal with dirty things, and we should prepare in advance. ”
Wu Datou came over at this time, took out a small bag and said, "Little Brother Dao, take a look at this, a serious black donkey's hooves! I found a lot of places to find it!"
As soon as Wu Datou's bag was opened, Zhang Dadao covered his nose and said again and again: "What! What does this smell like? Black donkey hooves? What is the use of this thing?"
"It's useless?" Brother Long and the others were all stunned, and the sixth son said directly: "Do you understand? It is said in the book, this black donkey's hooves ward off evil spirits! Don't you just talk nonsense if you don't understand?"
Zhang Dadaole said: "Where did you hear it? I believe it? And the black donkey's hooves, quickly took it out and threw it away, doesn't it taste good? This is not useful except for attracting flies and farts." If you want to deal with zongzi and other dirty things, it has to be black dog blood! Black dog blood, if you don't have it, the big rooster will also be. These two are the things of the sun, and the black donkey's hooves have never heard of it, the home remedies of your village, right?"
Brother Long and the others looked at each other a little embarrassed, and Zheng Wen silently put the ink fountain he had just taken out in his hand behind him. The little fat man saw it clearly, and laughed and said: "Haha, I'm happy to die! I really believe it! The black donkey's hooves, this is from the novel! Brother Wen, you are even more, ink bucket! Haha, isn't this Lin Zhengying's "Zombie" series?
The dead fat house laughed at Brother Long and them recklessly, and Brother Long had a dull face and a dish on his face. Zheng Wengan laughed twice and said, "Don't we also understand this! A little mistake is inevitable, but fortunately, you are a professional, how to get us to listen to you! It doesn't matter if he is a black dog or a black sheep, we can just get it later!"
Brother Long nodded and said, "Yes, yes! This matter is very prepared, Dao Chief, what do you want, I'll let the sixth son get it!"
Zhang Dadao nodded proudly and raised his chin at the little fat man. Now there is no one to show off in front of him, and only the little fat man is Zhang Dadao's old acquaintance, and he can barely drag him. The little fat man shrank in the corner, looked at Brother Long with disdain, and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing: [Alas, the fool let the madman deceive!]
Zhang Dadao was proud for a while, and then said mysteriously: "After the fight, the yin and evil qi is too heavy, and ordinary talismans are useless." If you have a peach tree to get some first, the older the better, and it is the best to be struck by lightning. A boy chicken has to be a rooster! This one has to live, and then there is the blood of a black dog. ”
Zheng Wen nodded again and again: "There are also some in this rooster book, which are pathfinders! You can also see the quality of the air below!"
"Yes, yes, I've seen "Ghost Blowing the Lamp", but they use a goose, and the stronger vitality is not as good as the rooster!" Wu Datou also interjected.
"You know what fart?" Zhang Dadao pursed his lips disdainfully, "There are many centipedes and scorpions in the gloomy head of the bucket." This one can take a rooster down, just to get rid of those poisonous insects, do you know? What kind of air test is incidental, you won't bring a few oxygen tanks down? You don't understand science! I can't look down on you people who don't have knowledge!" Zhang Dadao looked at with contempt.
Brother Long's expressions became more and more weird, and he was despised by a Taoist priest for not understanding science, and the taste was really weird