If you want to talk about this efficiency, you have to talk about these criminals, Zhang Dadao said that he wanted black dog blood and live roosters. Before dinner was finished that night, Liuzi and Zheng Wen got a cage of live chickens and three black dogs. At that time, Oh, Zhang Dadao squatted on the threshold of the main hall with a rice bowl and the little fat man, and his head was being pulled. Every time it is time to eat, the presence of the little fat man will be perfectly presented. The dead fat house is too fat, and it is impossible to squat, so you can only sit on the threshold and eat.

Seeing someone coming back from afar, the two lazy people didn't know how to go up to greet them, and the little fat man said happily while eating: "Even if this meal is refreshing these days." This spicy mutton rice bowl is really exciting!"

Zhang Dadao also nodded and said: "It's delicious, it's just spicy, and the poor southerners are really not adaptable." But it's good to have a meal once in a while. Although Zhang Dadao's eating appearance is not as fierce as that of the little fat man, he also has the momentum of fighting bravely to kill the enemy.

The little fat man glanced at Zhang Dadao with disdain, and said with a straight face in his mouth: "Heresy! People like you can be regarded as good sons of our flower family? We are a big foodie empire of flower farmers, and we eat everything and love everything! The so-called sweet and salty are heretical, and we are good foodies! Learn from your fat brother, fifty-six nationalities, eight major cuisines, there is nothing I don't eat!"

Zhang Dadao was speechless, he really didn't have anything to say about the fat man's good appetite. Liuzi and Wu Datou moved the chicken coop and dog cage over, and saw Zhang Dadao and the fat man blocking the door of the main hall. The sixth son kicked the air too hard, and just kicked the little fat man on the heel and loaded it into the main hall.

"Oops!" the little fat man exclaimed, and the sixth son saw that he had kicked the wrong person, and took a few steps back embarrassedly. The little fat man struggled to get up, and the little half bowl of rice was completely finished, covering the little fat man's head and face. His face was full of those spicy seeds and grains of rice, and the little fat man looked at the bowl in his hand, his face was full of grief and indignation! Staring at Liuzi's face full of murderous anger: "What are you doing! What are you doing! Look at it, look at it! What a good meal! It's all ruined for you!"

Zhang Dadao happily chanted on the side: "hoe He! At noon! The rice in this bowl is all hard!"

Liuzi looked embarrassed, and Heshi said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry fat brother." I'm not trying to kick you, I'm trying to kick him! Why don't I serve you another bowl?"

The little fat man's face became more and more sad and indignant: "What's the matter! Is this a matter of serving another bowl? This is grain, do you know that this is a waste of food?"

Zhang Dadao hurriedly said: "That's it, it's not a waste of food if you kick over the poor road? Liuzi, do you know that there is a problem with your personality? Think about the natural disasters in three years, and you couldn't eat enough at that time! At that time, you dared to waste food like this, it was enough to shoot you? Alas~ The world is going down, the world is going down!"

Liuzi was angry, glared at Zhang Dadao, and scolded: "If you mess with me again, I will whip you!" said and pulled the fat man back, persuading the fat man as he walked.

Wu Datou came up at this time and said: "Little brother Dao Chang, you are a, you are afraid that your old son and mother were not born during the three years of natural disasters! No wonder the sixth brother is angry, come, take a look at the dogs and chickens we brought, and see if there are any suitable ones." ”

Zhang Dadao pulled the food, got up and followed Wu Datou to the edge of the two cages, looked at it for a while, Zhang Dadao shook his head and said, "No, no, what kind of chicken is this? It's all white-haired chickens, where did you get them?"

Wu Datou said: "In Baima Township! This is a serious breed of white-feathered chickens, and the chicken breeder said that it is specially for those foreign fast food in Yinzhou City and Lanzhou." ”

"I'll say it!" Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "Let's stew and eat it slowly in the past few days! That foreign chicken is useless, do you know what it means to adapt measures to local conditions? You foreign white chickens are used for foreign buckets, when are you going to pour Washington and Lincoln and then take that one, then you have to use local chickens, and then go and get them! Go to a nearby village to steal them. I want to be able to sneer!"

Wu Datou's face was green, and Zhang Dadao's routine even if he was a brainless fan, he could hear that he hadn't slipped away. I could only forcibly change the subject: "This can't work, then look at the dog, this is a local dog." ”

Zhang Dadao nodded, and walked to the edge of the dog cage, which contained three black dogs, two large and one small. The two big ones looked like earth dogs, but the small ones were a little special, Zhang Dadao was stunned at first glance, tilted his head to look at Wu Datou and said: "This is a local dog? You don't understand when you are poor, don't you? Since ancient times, Taoist priests love fragrant meat, so dogs bite Lu Dongbin! You haven't heard of it? Isn't this a slippery strip? Yang Daoyou from the mouth of the river has one!"

Zhang Dadao became more and more unscored, and he and Erlang God both called Daoyou. Fortunately, Wu Datou is also an unlearned and unskilled, although it sounds familiar, he doesn't remember who it is, but he just smiled and said: "Yes, the person who sold my dog also said, this is a fine dog! This dog cub cost me more than 200 yuan! It is more expensive than the two big ones plus a piece, the dog seller said, this is a serious Mongolian fine dog, the species left by Genghis Khan when he fought Western Xia, it must be regarded as a local dog after so many years, right?"

Zhang Dadao pursed his lips, and was about to say that he was going back to stew, when the puppy actually drilled out of the crack of the dog cage. Zhang Dadao was happy and said in surprise: "Yo, you will still escape from prison, you have a future!" The little dog sniffed Zhang Dadao's feet, and his tail wagged vigorously.

Wu Datou saw that Zhang Dadao had a smile on his face, and when he liked this dog, he hurriedly patted his ass and said: "Look! Brother Dao Chang, this dog is destined for you! He can call when he sees me, and he wagging his tail when he sees you! Otherwise, you~ Huh?" Wu Datou was about to say, "You keep it all the time" The little black dog raised its hind legs and peed along Zhang Dadao's feet.

Wu Datou twitched cheekily, laughed dryly, and said stiffly: "Hehe, hehe! What, how are you going to eat?"

Zhang Dadao lifted the skin of the puppy's neck and shook it twice, and the puppy's Ding Ding also dropped a few drops, "Wang!" The puppy looked at Zhang Dadao with watery eyes and called twice. Zhang Dadao was happy, nodded and said: "What are you eating! Chicken? The stewed soup is ready, well, this little puppy cub's shameless appearance is quite impoverished! Yes, for the sake of your ancestors who bit the thief and monkey of the Hu Sect, spare your life! This dog cub has accepted it as a protector!"

"Huh?" Wu Datou didn't expect that this puppy would save his life with a soak of urine. couldn't help but glance at the other two dogs, and asked Zhang Dadao, "Dao Chief, what about these two?"

Zhang Dadao looked at it and said, "What? These three are one family? No, aren't they one species? Eh, aren't these two males? How can dogs be advanced?"

Wu Datou hurriedly shook his head, and Zhang Dadao said: "Then drag it down and bleed, let's have a hot pot at night, isn't there a dish of vegetables planted behind the temple?" Let's stew it together, the dog's blood is kept for Poor Dao, and it has to be processed before it can be used!" Zhang Dadao finished speaking, picked up the puppy, and walked inside like a handbag.

The puppy was carried around, and he looked very happy, and his tail wagged out of a virtual shadow. Wu Datou tilted his neck, looked at the strange dog cub with a smiling face in Zhang Dadao's hand, and couldn't help sighing: "What kind of person walks what dog, this dog cub is not ordinary!

PS: The big supporting role appears, the Dharma Protector Greyhounds are here, don't leave a recommendation ticket, I told Uncle Roaring Sky Dog to go!