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When cleaning up the house, the little Taoist priest pinched his nose and said to Zhang Dongjun: "Little brother, can you go take a bath first, the rancid smell on your body makes me want to vomit!"

Zhang Dongjun looked at the cracked skin on his body, and from time to time he exuded an unpleasant smell, and said with some embarrassment: "Dao Chief, why is the spell lifted, why is it still like this on my body?"

The little Taoist priest sighed, and said with some sympathy: "Alas, the spell is lifted, but I'm afraid you will have to be like this for the rest of your life, and I can't help it." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Alas! This is the viciousness of the forbidden spell. ”

After Zhang Dongjun heard this, he directly scolded: "Fang Wenwen, you slut, labor and management must throw you into the shit pit, so that you can also feel this taste." ”

Not to mention the little Taoist, Zhang Dongjun himself couldn't stand the smell of his body. I hurriedly found a clean laundry and walked into the bathroom.

In the bathroom, he took out his mobile phone and took out the Lingjue flower, picked a petal, and ate it directly.

After a few minutes, the skin slowly recovers at a visible rate, and the odor on the body is eliminated.

Seeing that his whole body was back as before, Zhang Dongjun opened the shower and took a hot shower comfortably.

When he came out, the kid had already gotten up and was sitting cross-legged on the bed.

Erdeng took out a bottle of bone-setting medicine, and the two were smearing each other on each other, and that scene was simply love.

Zhang Dongjun sat on the chair, took out his mobile phone and played with it.

In the past few days, he has been busy cultivating, and since he grabbed those eighteen red envelopes, he has never had to enter the Heavenly Realm Starting Point Network.

He just opened the Celestial Beginning APP, good guy, private message direct 99+ unread messages.

Zhang Dongjun was curious, clicked on it and saw that all of them were private messages from the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the Buddha world.

"What are these big Buddhas looking for me?" With doubts, Zhang Dongjun clicked in.

Huanxi Buddha: "Brother Jun, I heard from the immortals that you are the strongest judge in the heavenly realm, as long as the book you comment on will be popular, I also hope that Brother Jun can comment on the novel "The Most Charming Joyful Buddha in the Buddha World". ”

Zhang Dongjun looked at the title of the book of the Buddha of Joy with a strong smell of middle two plus Mary Sue, and was speechless for a while.

"...... those immortals in the Heavenly Realm are abnormal, even if they are abnormal, what are these Buddhas doing?"

Zhang Dongjun secretly remembered the title of the book in his heart, and clicked on the next private message.

Arhat: "Brother Jun, please save all sentient beings and save poor me." My book is still in single digits for three days of uploading, please help. The title of the book is "Ear picking is the happiest thing in the world". ”

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Zhang Dongjun looked at the title of the book by the Arhat, and countless question marks suddenly floated through his heart.

"Damn, are these the names of novels? Poisonous, it's strange to have such a strange name, it's strange for a god to see it. ”

Zhang Dongjun directly chose to ignore it.

The third piece of information turned out to be sent by Tang Sanzang, who learned scriptures from the West Heaven and experienced nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties.

Tang Sanzang: "Oh Buddha Mi, I heard my disciples say that Brother Jun's comments are very good, and I came here to ask for advice." The poor monk's novel "Those Obscure Things on the Road to the Three Tibetan Scriptures". ”

"Alas, these immortals are really difficult to serve, and I like to read them if I have some color in the book. It's really hard for us, and I hope Brother Jun can go and watch it. ”

After Zhang Dongjun finished reading Tang Sanzang's information, he didn't want to look down.

"This group of immortals and Buddhas must be suffocated in the sky, alas, these titles are more strange than the other. Zhang Dongjun thought to himself, and then began to search for Tang Sanzang's novels.

"Those Bad Things on the Road to Sanzang Scriptures" clicks: 1286, recommended votes: 413, word count: 85416.

Compared with the novels of other immortals, these data are indeed a bit bleak. If these Western Buddhas don't write some formal novels, they probably won't be able to attract the attention of the Eastern gods and goddesses if they don't write some formal novels about Buddhism.

Click to read, Zhang Dongjun started with the first chapter carefully.

Zhang Dong finished reading a novel of more than 80,000 words, and then quit reading.

I have to say that although these Buddhas wrote novels for the first time, they didn't talk about the plot, and their writing alone was much higher than that of the Oriental immortals.

Maybe it's because I come into contact with the scriptures every day, but I have to say that if I changed the name, it might be a good book.

For example, "Sanzang Hunting, ***** the Strongest Pickle Girl Archmage", "Sanzang is coming, goblin sister don't run!" I'm afraid the effect will attract the attention of the gods more.

"It's really embarrassing for these Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the West! I'm afraid that Tang Sanzang wrote this book against his conscience. ”

Coming to the book review area, Zhang Dongjun wrote a paragraph directly on the screen.

"Oh Buddha Buddha, here are a few questions from the book. First of all, there is a big problem with the beginning. Many details have been brushed aside, such as the purpose of the westward journey was simply introduced after you came out of Chang'an. ”

"It doesn't say who sent you to learn the scriptures and what they were for. The importance of the westward journey should be emphasized. And in the book, there is almost a female goblin in two steps and a female demon in three steps. Even Sun Wukong has been motherized, is this really good?"

"But I like the female apprentice in your book, the master who tries to tease every day. It's hard for you to write a book like this. ”

"The writing is good, but the details are not in place, and it seems a little abrupt. If you don't look down, you don't know what the main line of your book is. Be sure to state the general direction of the book at the beginning so that it is easy for the reader to read. ”

After a long comment, Zhang Dongjun exhaled and showed a helpless smile on his face.

This Tang Seng completely subverted the perfect image in his heart.

It may be that life in the heavenly realm is not easy, and these Buddhas have worked hard enough to earn immortal coins.

After a while, Tang Sanzang's book review area was flooded with many immortals.

Erlang God: "Wow, it's been a long time since I've seen Brother Jun review other books." After reading the reviews, the real gentleman was itching in his heart, so I stopped talking, and I went to read the book. ”

God of Wealth: "After reading Brother Jun's comments, I visually judged that this book is ****." This immortal likes it, collects it first, and enjoys it slowly at night. ”

Nezha: "Brother Jun, Brother Jun, please comment on my book "Dragon Slayer 2", the content of my book is even more exciting than this one!"

Chang'e: "What are you male gods thinking in your hearts, and the people are so scared that they don't dare to chat with you." ”

Stove King: "I've read this book, it's colorful, it's a good book." It doesn't matter what the plot is, it mainly depends on part of the content, fairy friends, you know!"

Tota Heavenly King: "Listening to what you fairy friends said, I want to click on it and take a look, and when my sons don't pay attention, I must appreciate it." ”

Jin Zhe: "...... Father, be old. ”

Muzha: "Father, we're all watching." ”

Tang Sanzang: "All the immortals, please appreciate it slowly, newcomers ask for rewards, ask for recommendation votes, and please support a lot." If there are more than 1,000 recommended votes today, the poor monk will update the content with more exciting content, and thank Brother Jun for the book review provided. ”

"...... must have been the wrong way for me to open it. How do I feel that the gods are all old drivers. Zhang Dongjun looked at the book reviews sent by this group of immortals, and was speechless for a while.

But think about it, it's all single dogs that are tens of thousands of years old, and it's understandable to write a little *** to find comfort. (To be continued.) )