One Hundred and Seventy-Six: Writing a Book in the Celestial Realm (Ask for Subscription)
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Even the Western Buddhas have begun to write books, and Zhang Dongjun, the strongest judge in the heavenly realm, can't say it if he doesn't have a novel of his own. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
He secretly made up his mind to write a novel that caused a sensation in the entire Celestial Realm, although he could have copied the works of those great gods on the Internet and posted them on the Celestial Beginnings Online, but he was not ashamed to do so.
Besides, the books of the great gods are not necessarily suitable for the tastes of the gods. You must know that the taste of this group of immortals is very special.
From today onwards, I, Zhang Dongjun, must show you what is called an online article and what is called a novel! Don't you like to see dirt? Then I will write to the sky. ”
"You like to read books like comics, so I'm going to take them to the extreme. Zhang Dongjun said to himself.
Just write, Zhang Dongjun directly put his mobile phone in his pocket, turned on the computer, and began to write an outline.
Since the gods want to understand the world so much, then they will write a story about the human world and the heavenly world.
Zhang Dongjun opened the WOD, tapped his hands on the keyboard quickly, and began to write his first novel.
As an old bookworm, although he has never written a book, he has read a lot of books, and he quickly conceived the world framework of the novel in his mind.
The protagonist's name must be domineering, of course, you can't write your own name, otherwise it will be completely exposed.
Zhang Dongjun thought about the name of the protagonist for half an hour, and countless personal names appeared in his mind.
"Okay, it's called Chang Xuanchang!" Zhang Dongjun finally finalized the name.
Time passed minute by minute, and after several hours of revision, the outline of more than 6,000 words had taken shape.
This is a story about mortal cultivators, and the story takes place in modern times.
This book is based on Zhang Dongjun himself, and the protagonist in the book is a poor and white little sling as soon as he appears, and he got a secret book of cultivating immortals left by the gods in the mortal world in an accident, and has since embarked on the road of cultivation.
The main line of the story is to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, pretending to be a slap in the face. Anyway, how to cheat, what you pay attention to is a cool word.
In order to attract the immortals more, he also wrote out all the personality traits of the immortals, and specially set up a ranking of the top ten comics in the heavenly court.
The top of the list of course belongs to Nezha, the second is the God of Wealth, the third is the King of Tota, and the fourth is the God of Erlang......
For example, the God of Wealth, his mantra is: "There is nothing that money can't solve, one gold ingot is not enough, just two." ”
Nezha is shaped into the image of a pistachio, a harlequin throughout the whole text. Of course, the harlequin here does not mean that people are ugly.
Yue Lao is portrayed as a typical old urchin. Of course, the Jade Emperor and Wenqu Xing in the book can't be written as a comic, and he can't afford to offend these two people.
The Jade Emperor is majestic and solemn, the ninety-five supreme, above one immortal and under ten thousand immortals...... No, he is the supreme god who rules the heavenly realm.
Although there are some routines, Zhang Dongjun has no experience in writing books, he can only collect the routines used by many great gods to "take the essence and remove the dross", and then add his own strange brain holes.
Looking at the outline, Zhang Dongjun nodded with satisfaction, and then looked at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, it was almost noon.
Mei Du Chuanxin was injured by himself, so he had to ...... lunch by himself The amount is called takeout.
After the takeaway was delivered, several people had a full meal. Zhang Dongjun returned to the computer and began to write the first chapter.
After several hours of revision, Zhang Dongjun finally completed the first chapter.
He doesn't have the hand speed of the gods, and he can write tens of thousands of words a day. On the contrary, he writes very slowly, the golden three chapters, everything is difficult at the beginning, and the first three chapters must be constantly scrutinized and scrutinized, revised and modified.
Time passed quickly, and the afternoon passed quickly, until more than ten o'clock in the evening, Zhang Dongjun finally finished all three chapters.
Then he clicked on the fairy channel of the starting point network, and there was an application writer in it, and Zhang Dongjun clicked in.
The author application of the Celestial Origin Network is very simple, there are no cumbersome steps, just upload the title and the first chapter, and let Wenquxing review it.
The name of this book is "The Strongest Xiuzhen in History"
The chapter names of the first three chapters are called: Pretending, Slapping in the face, slap, slap, slap.
As soon as I finished uploading the first chapter, I immediately received a reply from Wen Quxing, this guy directly belonged to the second reply, and he sent a private message directly.
Wen Quxing: "Brother Jun, I didn't expect you to write a book too, I believe in your level, and I will give you a direct review." ”
Zhang Dongjun also replied: "Then thank you Wenqu Xing Daxian in advance, and I hope Daxian will take care of my book more in the future." ”
After a brief chat with Wen Quxing, Zhang Dongjun also sent the remaining two chapters.
After uploading the new book, Zhang Dongjun clicked on the chat group at the beginning of the Heavenly Realm and typed a line in it.
"The new book is uploaded, please support all the immortal friends! There will be a heavy thank you in the future! The title of the book is "The Strongest Cultivation in History"
As soon as the immortals saw Zhang Dongjun writing a book, the chat group began to fry again.
Erlang God: "Brother Jun has written a book? Ben Zhenjun must appreciate it, this time it's finally my turn to comment on Brother Jun's book!"
Yue Lao: "Brother Jun, send red envelopes, send red envelopes, send red envelopes!"
Nezha: "I've been waiting for Brother Jun to write a book for a long time, begging for red envelopes, begging for milk tea! ”
Chang'e: "Brother Jun, can I be the heroine?"
Land: "Brother Jun's book must be supported!"
Stove King: "Brother Jun, give me a supporting role, I want to be famous!"
Jade Emperor: "Brother Jun, when will you give it to me below? Don't let the water group go first, give it to me below!"
Hundred Flowers Fairy: "Brother Jun, Xiaoxian also wants you to give me something to eat, I really want to taste it." ”
Jiutian Xuannu: "Is it delicious under Brother Jun?" Seeing that the Jade Emperor eats every day, people want to eat it too (shy)"
He Xiangu: "Brother Jun, when will you give me food?"
“…… Damn, this Jade Emperor is really fucking rhythmic. But the fairy can consider eating me below. ”
After a wave of advertisements in the chat group, Zhang Dongjun searched for his novel.
"The Strongest Xiuzhen in History" Author: Brother Jun, click 15234, recommended votes: 4852, word count 7423.
Zhang Dongjun looked at his data and couldn't believe it.
"Damn, I didn't expect me to be so famous in the Heavenly Realm, and more than 10,000 immortals clicked on it soon after the book was uploaded?" Zhang Dongjun exclaimed,
Then I came to the book review area, and there were more than 2,000 posts.
Erlang God: "Brother Jun, hurry up! It's not enough to see at all." ”
Giant Spirit God: "Chapter 1 This wave of forced pretending to be my suit, ask for updates!"
Stove King: "Chapter 3 Bang, Bang, Bang, it's so well written, I like it." As soon as I saw the wonderful part, it was not over to be continued, and I was in a hurry to die of Xiaoxian. ”
Nezha: "I didn't expect that a book could be written like this, and mortals could pretend to be like this." Brother Jun is really amazing!"
Barefoot Immortal: "This third chapter, ah, I'm shamelessly hard!"
King Tota: "O king, I seem to know what Chapter 4 is about. ”
Looking at the unanimous praise in the book review area, Zhang Dongjun nodded with satisfaction, it seems that his book is a success. (To be continued.) )