Chapter 134: The Fangs of the Empire
What are the fangs of the empire?
On Earth, the powerful land, sea and air forces of US imperialism, the aircraft carrier fleet that crisscrosses the seven seas, are the fangs of US imperialism.
In the face of such fangs, the second artillery of the flower planter, the missiles named after the east wind, and the army composed of the loveliest and most handsome people in the world are the fangs that resist the fangs.
The fangs of the Beast Spirit Empire should be a powerful army commanded by the Golden Fang General, or a super powerful spiritual skill performed by the Southern Cat King by gathering the power of the empire, but no matter what...... It won't be a turkey cavalry.
It is conceivable that when the cats ride turkeys and rush towards the Earth Alliance, facing the roaring artillery fire, are your fangs selling cute?
It's just going to be a tooth extracted.
"Now the time is ripe. Nan Mao said thoughtfully, "What's more, making a cavalry won't cause any impact." ”
"Are you sure?, where is this cavalry?" Tang An said worriedly, "Could it be that it is also placed in the Golden Tooth General's Mansion?"
Tang An doesn't want his home to become a zoo, there is no problem with a few more cats and dogs, but turkey? Tang An is really not interested in this thing, the turkey is still more tempting to become turkey meat, just like the battle chicken in this chicken, Tang An feels that if there are more than ten turkeys in his house, he will have to consider moving.
"You don't need to worry about this...... Nan Mao squinted at Tang An, "You're questioning my decision again, can't you learn a lesson?"
Tang An hurriedly stretched out his hand to block in front of him, and said vigilantly: "King, Weichen is just discussing with the king, discussing and questioning are not the same thing, just learn more, and be able to better cooperate with the king's actions." Tang An's attitude is still desirable, Nanmao nodded with satisfaction. But he didn't plan to say anything more at this time, he just took out a book and gave it to Tang An to >
""Taizu Anthology"!" Tang An didn't expect Nanmao to take out the Zhenguo Divine Book at once, let alone think that Nanmao would know the book.
But in any case, Taizu can be regarded as one of the top few people in the elite of all mankind for thousands of years, and it is really normal for him to receive the attention of Nanmao.
This book systematically educates people on how to organize one class to overthrow another class and establish their own political power, in which the use of ideological weapons is particularly exquisite, and it has to be said that the essence of human beings in the history of thousands of years of struggle. Most of it is in this book. Nan Cat showed a very appreciative gaze, "Don't you think that the situation of oppressed cats and dogs around the world is very similar to the era when this book was born?"
Tang An was dumbfounded, this can also be connected? Pet cats and pet dogs can also be regarded as a class? It's too nonsense.
According to Nanmao, human beings are the ruling class that cats and dogs need to overthrow?
Or is it based on the "Selected Works of Taizu" as the guiding ideology?
"Revolution needs a mass base. Wang, you must know that although there are many cats and dogs in Zhonghai, there are very few stray dogs and stray cats. The vast majority of cats and dogs live very well, and they may not follow the king of your revolution. What's more, pets often have a deep affection for their owners, and it is as difficult for you to instigate them to rebel as it is for me to betray you. Tang An shook his head. Analyze the feasibility of the Southern Cat operation from the actual situation.
"Is it difficult to instigate you to betray me?" Nancat said suspiciously.
Tang An was very hurt, and he wanted to spit blood to Nan Maosheng and said, "Of course, it is very difficult. Extremely difficult, extremely difficult!"
"That's good. Nancat nodded in satisfaction.
"What I said, did you listen to it?" Tang An said helplessly.
"What you said. And it doesn't need to be considered...... I told you, I am the king of the Beast Spirit Empire, and I was born with the talent to rule, and all the cats and dogs in this world, creatures that can accept spiritual power, will be intimidated by my coercion. Nan Cat put his hands on his lap and said majestically, "Do you feel my coercion?"
The ears on Tang An's tiger hat, three seconds, really began to tremble, and then Nanmao's brows moved vigilantly, his nose wrinkled, and his small mouth slowly pursed, gradually revealing a dissatisfied look.
"I felt it, I felt it. Tang An couldn't help laughing and said quickly.
"How dare you laugh!"
Nan Mao had already noticed Tang An's smile that had not yet fully erupted, and reached out to pinch Tang An's cheek, revealing a very fierce look, and said angrily: "You dare to laugh, you dare to laugh!"
"Ah......h
The two of them were making a fuss, and a staff member came over, Tang An and Nanmao, opened their mouths, then shook their heads, and left without saying anything.
Nan Mao stopped pulling Tang An's cheek, but he didn't let go, and asked slightly unhappy and confused: "What did that human just now, what did his facial expression reveal?"
He should have grown up in a more conservative era, so he should think that girls shouldn't rudely tear boys' cheeks. It's just that he couldn't tell if we were brother and sister or a couple, so he didn't know where to start, so he shook his head and turned away. Tang An said casually.
"Are we like brothers and sisters?" Nanmao's neck straightened, and he squinted at Tang An, "You look so ugly, I'm so beautiful!"
"Even if you are a peacock, then I will not be ugly enough to be a turkey, at least at the level of a pheasant, we are close relatives, like. Tang An was deeply shocked and unconvinced, is he ugly? Obviously, there are still girls who like it very much recently, no matter what, no matter whether he has feelings for the suitor or not, as long as there is a suitor, the person being pursued will have confidence.
"Pheasant. Nanmao shouted expressionlessly.
Tang An opened his mouth, unable to respond...... Call her Peacock herself, can that be considered a retaliation? It's not derogatory at all, but she calls herself a pheasant, but Tang An has no way to agree...... I still feel like I'm at a loss.
"Since we're not like brother and sister, we're like a couple?" Nan Cat thought of something else.
"It's not like, it's not like, it's not like!" said the important thing three times, Tang An hurriedly waved his hand, he didn't want to take advantage of Nan Mao in this kind of thing, he would die a miserable death.
To Tang An's surprise, Nan Mao didn't do anything, didn't say anything, just looked expressionless, and then turned his head, "Let's move on to the turkey thing." ”
Well, let's say the turkey thing is safer.
"To build a turkey cavalry, you first need to have turkeys. Nan Mao said cautiously.
Isn't this nonsense? Tang An's cat hat said, and suddenly felt that the southern cat was actually in harmony with the environment and theme of the zoo, and felt that she should be the king of the zoo, and this zoo should be her base.
"We need a lot of turkeys, but it's hard to build a cavalry force with turkeys that are bought directly from the market. We must hatch them and train them at the behest of the cavalry while they are still eggs. Nan Cat continued, stood up and walked back to the place where he turned back, which was the turkey field of "100,000 Turkeys".
"How do you train an egg?" Tang An couldn't understand, is this considered prenatal education!
"When the time comes, I'll write a book of "Egg Training Cheats", and you will. Nanmao said disapprehantly.
Tang An really wanted to give himself two slaps, and when the Southern Cat King spoke, he just listened to it, what are you doing with your mouth back?
"To have eggs, and to have a lot of eggs, that means we have to have a lot of chickens. There can be fewer male turkeys, but more female turkeys should be better. Nanmao glanced at Tang An.
Tang An shuddered, King, why do you have a lot of eyes when you talk about male turkeys and female turkeys?
"It's a pity that you don't have the ability of the Golden Tooth King, otherwise you wouldn't need a turkey. Nan Mao said with great regret.
Thank God! Tang An burst into tears, it turned out that he was not strong enough, and it was a very lucky thing.
Thinking about it again, Tang An was sure once again that the Golden Tooth King was really terrible, but fortunately he was only the Golden Tooth General.
"Hens enter their first laying cycle from 34 weeks, from March to September, with 10 to 15 eggs each time. Four to six cycles of eggs are laid per year, and each cycle can lay 14 to 20 eggs, up to a maximum of nearly 30 eggs. "The southern cat stretches out his fingers, as a cat, although there are only eighteen fingers and toes in total, it is still very convenient to count," that is, a female turkey can provide thirty turkeys to become future war horses. ”
"You know all this about turkeys?" Tang An said in surprise, the Elvis King had put a lot of thought into this matter.
Nan Cat nodded, and Ann said, "Next, it's time for you to work." ”
The big turkey running around in Tang'an Chicken Farm touched his buttocks and said unacceptably: "King, I don't know how to hatch eggs!"
Sure enough, the so-called "Egg Training Cheats" is used when hatching eggs, otherwise how can it be prenatal education!
"Hatching eggs can be learned slowly...... In this world, no one is born with this skill and can be born with it. Nan Mao did not say disappointed to Tang An, and his tone was very gentle.
"I will eat eggs, hatch eggs, I will never do it!" Tang An said almost hysterically, thinking of the picture of himself squatting in the chicken coop to hatch eggs, what is he doing alive like this?
Nanmao is just peaceful, peacefully.
"Black Tiger Striker, I strongly recommend Black Tiger Striker to you!" At this time, it is necessary to betray Black Tiger Striker, Tang An is like grasping a life-saving straw.
Nan Mao thought about it and nodded, indeed, the Black Tiger Striker is more suitable than the Southern Cat, because the Black Tiger Striker has a lot of hair, and the most important thing is that Tang An has other work to do, and it is too big to just hatch eggs.
Hot milk, buy yogurt, wake up Nanmao, after all, these things are more important. (To be continued......)