"Wow, Brother Jun, look! Why are these women dressed so revealingly on the road? Look at that woman, wearing such a short skirt, her private parts are almost leaking out, it is really shameless, what is the difference between this and not wearing it at all. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Could it be that they are monsters? dressed like this to confuse men?"

"No, I'm going to get out of the car and kill the demons, and I can't let these monsters suck the essence of the people. After Erlang God finished speaking, he shook his body in the car and wanted to get out of the car.

Zhang Dongjun hurriedly pressed him and whispered in his ear: "Zhenjun, didn't you promise me not to cause trouble? They are not monsters, they are people!"

"The weather is so hot, of course, the less you dress, the better, and most of the mortal women are dressed like this. And there are not many monsters in the world. ”

After listening to Zhang Dongjun's explanation, Erlang God stopped thinking about eliminating harm for the people.

However, he was silent for only a few seconds, and then his mouth was like a machine gun, and he kept asking questions.

"Brother Jun, why is the mortal house so high?"

"Oh my God, how can there be such a long bridge!"

"Brother Jun, why is there a figure moving on the wall, is that a monster?"

"Wow, Brother Jun, this carriage is so long, there are many people in it. ”

"Oh my God, Brother Jun, there's a whole bunch of unclothed women dancing there!"

Erlang God was like a curious baby, and he asked at least a hundred such brainless questions along the way.

Some questions, Zhang Dongjun answered perfunctorily, anyway, Erlang God would not stay in the mortal world forever, he only hoped that the Jade Emperor could open the passage of the heavenly realm as soon as possible and bring this guy back.

Why do you want to answer perfunctorily, because some questions are so weird, Zhang Dongjun doesn't know how to answer.

For example, why do mortal women have such big buttocks and breasts, if you tell Erlang God that some of them are plastic surgery and breast augmentation, does he understand?

"Brother Jun, I didn't expect the mortal world to love dogs so much! Alas, my Howling Sky Dog is very fond of dogs fighting people, and no god dared to bully it when I was in Heavenly Court. Now that I'm gone, I don't know if it's going to be killed. I'm so panicked!"

Erlang God looked out the window, and many pedestrians took their dogs out for a walk, and couldn't help but sigh.

"......" Zhang Dongjun just listened quietly on the side, if he took care of Erlang God, this guy would have to ask a lot of questions, so he simply closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

A few hours later, the car slowly stopped in the old town.

At this time, the sky is completely dark, and Kyoto is brightly lit up at night.

After paying for the car, Zhang Dongjun led Erlang God out of the car.

The old driver helped answer a lot of questions along the way, although many of the answers may not even be believed by children, but Erlang God actually believed all of them. In the driver's heart, he has long been regarded as a psychopath.

"Thank you, driver!" Zhang Dongjun thanked him when he left.

The driver waved his hand: "You're polite, I've also pulled a lot of neurotic guests, but your friend's condition seems to be very serious, take him to check it out when you have time, and the medicine must not be stopped!"

Zhang Dongjun made an OK gesture and took Erlang God to the outside of the rental house on the fourth floor.

Because there were still four mortals in the house, he specially instructed a few words outside the door to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings:

"Zhenjun, there are a few of my friends in the house, all of them are mortals, and you will pretend to be stupid when they ask you something...... It's not right, just pretend you don't know. ”

"Remember, don't tell who you really are, I'm afraid I'll frighten them. ”

Erlang God patted his chest and said, "Brother Jun, don't worry, I won't say anything for a while." But can I take a picture of you? All the Taoist friends in the chat group are looking forward to what you look like. ”

"Especially Sister Chang'e, she has been privately texting me, thinking, I want your photos. It seems that she is very attentive to you, if the world is reformed today, the immortals can get married, do you want to think about it. ”

Erlang God said while looking at Zhang Dongjun with a strange look.

When Zhang Dongjun heard this, he hurriedly dissuaded: "Don't, I'm on a secret mission, don't reveal my appearance, otherwise the Jade Emperor may punish you." ”

"How could Chang'e like me, Zhenjun was joking. ”

Erlang God shook his head, and then put on the demeanor of an old driver:

"According to Ben Zhenjun's speculation, Sister Chang'e must like you in her heart. You don't know, what the topics they used to chat about were which fairy was handsome, and now they are all talking about you, Brother Jun. Especially Sister Chang'e, she can't leave Brother Jun every day, and many male immortals in the heavenly court are very jealous. ”

Zhang Dongjun smiled awkwardly, although Erlang God said this, but he didn't think that Chang'e would like him in his heart.

First of all, she hadn't seen what she looked like, and she didn't even know her identity. I'm afraid I'm just a topic that the fairies discuss after dinner.

Zhang Dongjun just smiled, and then took out the key to open the door.

The little Taoist priest was teasing the calf, and when he saw that Zhang Dongjun had brought back a person behind him, he asked suspiciously, "Little brother, are you back?" Who is this?"

Before Zhang Dongjun could speak, Erlang God directly hugged his fists and said: "In Xia Yang Jian, I am a newcomer, please give me more advice." ”

"Yang Jian?" said the little Taoist priest and the second lamp in unison.

Zhang Dongjun explained on the side: "This Yang Jian is not the Erlang God in mythological stories, just the same name. ”

Later, Zhang Dongjun introduced the three people in the room to Erlang God one by one.

Erlang God belongs to that type of particularly bold, and if you respect him, he will respect you too.

After the introduction, Erlang God was curious about the baby's upper body again, curious about anything in the room.

However, he didn't ask any questions, I was afraid that there were too many people in the room, and he was afraid that if he said it, he would be ridiculed.

He is the Erlang God of the Heavenly Court, and if he is ridiculed by mortals, his face will really be lost.

But when he came to the window and looked at the opposite side, he really couldn't control the curiosity in his heart, he came to Zhang Dongjun's side, secretly whispered in his ear:

"Brother Jun, what is the woman on the other side holding in her hand? Why is she so familiar?"

After Zhang Dongjun heard this, he walked to the window and looked in the direction pointed by Erlang God.

After the transformation of various treasure pills, the eyesight has also been greatly improved, although it is not as clear as the glasses, but it is not much worse.

I saw that the curtain on the opposite side was not closed, and a woman was holding a ...... Vibrating rods, that's right, vibrating rods. I am ...... non-stop

“...... , this woman is so open, *** she doesn't even close the curtains. However, for Yang Jian, a thousand-year-old single dog, he really didn't know what the woman opposite was doing. ”

"That's, that woman...... It's a toy in his hand, yes, it's as fun as a mobile phone!" Zhang Dongjun explained, hurriedly changing the topic.

He took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, it was already more than seven o'clock in the evening, and when it was time to eat, he said to a few people in the house: "Several, you haven't eaten at night." Today, there are guests at home, let's go out for a good meal. ”

When Erlang God heard that he was going to have a good meal, his eyes lit up, and he shouted excitedly: "Brother Jun, I want to drink milk tea, I want to eat beef rolls, I want to eat the whole family bucket!" (To be continued.) )