Chapter 26: The Ice Witch
opened this re-soundtrack version of "Biochemical Dictatorship", and the beginning was a cold long shot that went deep into the dictatorship.
is completely different from the original soundtrack, which is full of bloody metal soundtrack aura as soon as it comes up, and the opening music of Huang Guolun is slowly gaining momentum.
This music is like a pair of ghost hands stretched out from the darkness, silently approaching you from behind, and then slowly choking your throat, making you unable to breathe, just want to run fast and leave this terrifying world as soon as possible! But it is too late, because there are already countless pairs of ghost hands behind you with strange drum beats grabbing you!
Under the backdrop of a string of cold electronic notes, the suffocating drum beat came as scheduled, and when Huang Guokun heard this, the whole person was like being attracted by a magnet in front of the computer.
Even if you don't understand music, Huang Guokun can hear that Huang Guolun's opening song with a strong mysterious and terrifying overtone is much more wonderful than the original bloody and restless soundtrack!
Listening to this soundtrack and watching the movie again, I feel that the compulsion of the movie has been raised to an incredible height from the beginning, as if I am watching the beginning of a big movie with big investment and big production.
Huang Guokun really didn't expect that Huang Guolun would be so good at sounding this kind of biochemical horror film! If he had known this, what kind of money did he spend, just ask Huang Guolun to do it!
After watching the beginning for more than two minutes, I didn't feel that I had heard enough, Huang Guokun rewound the film and listened to Huang Guolun's opening music again.
Listening to it the second time, Huang Guokun not only didn't feel tired, but felt that this music was even more charming!
He couldn't wait to slap his thighs a few times to vent the refreshment in his heart, and kept praising Huang Guolun Niu X in his heart!
Huang Guolun came in at this time and called Huang Guokun: "The meal is ready, let's eat first, and then look at it after eating." ”
Huang Guokun waved his hand at Huang Guolun without looking back: "You eat first! You eat first! Xiaolun, you really impress me this time, this opening song is simply a stroke of genius!"
"How is it, is it okay?" asked Huang Guolun with a smile.
"It's not too much to say it's awesome! How do you do this music so forceful! It's so handsome!"
It's like running into a baby who can't put it down, Huang Guokun actually reversed the film and watched it from the beginning. Every time he watched it, he felt that the film was of a higher grade, and the joy in his heart was beyond words.
Huang Guolun knew that Huang Guokun was very enthusiastic about movies, and often forgot to sleep and eat, so he simply didn't ask Huang Guokun to eat first, let Huang Guokun continue to watch the film and listen to music in shock, he took Bai Yao and Huang Tao to eat first.
At the dinner table, Huang Guokun and Bai Yao chatted briefly for a while, but Huang Tao rarely interjected, but peeked at Bai Yao repeatedly while eating.
Suddenly thinking of something, Huang Tao pulled out the salty crispy chicken leg that had eaten half of it in his mouth, and looked at Bai Yao excitedly and shouted: "Sister Bai Yao, I finally know who you look like! You are like the old witch in "Ice Storm"!"
"Ice Storm" is a Disney animated film that swept the world last year, and children as old as Huang Tao love to watch it, and many adults who are still young also like this cartoon.
In this cartoon, there is an old witch who can freeze moving people into ice, and her voice is very hoarse, which is similar to Bai Yao's voice.
Huang Guolun saw that Huang Tao was still talking about Bai Yao's voice, and said angrily: "Don't be so rude! How many times have I told you, don't attack others with other people's physical defects, this is the most immoral and worst behavior." ”
Huang Tao gnawed on the chicken leg and said, "I didn't attack Sister Bai Yao, I just think her voice is like the old witch in "Ice Storm". On the contrary, it's you, Dad, who actually said that Sister Bai Yao has a physical defect, so you think so in your heart. ”
Huang Guolun was incoherent by Huang Taoqi: "I ......@#¥......@#...... No!...... Bai Yao, I didn't mean that, I just gave Peaches an example of this. ”
The more Huang Guolun explained, the more embarrassed Bai Yao became, and he squeezed a smile on his face and said, "Teacher, I understand, don't say it again." ”
As soon as Bai Yao spoke, Huang Tao immediately became excited, clapping her hands and saying, "Wow, it's too similar! Sister Bai Yao, that old witch can't be the voice you dubbed, right?"
"You still say!"
Huang Guolun angrily wanted to pinch the yellow peach with his eyes.
Bai Yao thought that Huang Tao's bear child was very cute, and shook his hand at Huang Guolun and said, "It's okay, it's okay." ”
Then he took the initiative to joke with Huang Tao: "I didn't dub that old witch, my real identity is the successor of that old witch, I am the Ice Witch." ”
"What?" After being stunned, a sly smile immediately appeared on the fat face, and Huang Tao questioned: "Sister Bai Yao, are you deceiving the child? I'm not a two- or three-year-old child, I'm four years old this year, and I won't be deceived by you." ”
"I didn't lie to you, I'm the Ice Witch. Bai Yao deliberately lowered her hoarse voice to create a terrifying and comedic effect: "If there are children who are disobedient, I will turn them into popsicles." ”
"Liar, if you can really change, you turn my dad into a popsicle and I'll lick it. ”
Huang Guolun, who was holding the vegetables, almost hit his head on the table, and said Huang Tao angrily and with a smile: "Why do you change me, if you want to change, you will also change! Sister Bai Yao didn't lie to you, she is really an ice witch, if you are disobedient, she will really turn you into a popsicle! ”
"W-impossible!"
Huang Tao slyly and cunningly said to the two: "You two colluded to tease me." ”
Huang Guolun suddenly realized that Huang Tao seemed to believe in this matter, or he was looking forward to it being true, otherwise this kid would not have put down the chicken leg and concentrate on talking about it.
Huang Guolun's heart moved, his eyes turned darkly, and he pretended to say to Huang Tao: "Why are we lying to you with this." …… Bai Yao, this kid is usually naughty, why don't you turn him into a yellow peach-flavored popsicle, and he won't be naughty when he becomes a popsicle. ”
"I don't believe it! Sister Bai Yao, if you have the ability, you will turn me into a popsicle, and if I really become a popsicle, I will believe you!" Huang Tao raised her small chest and shouted to Bai Yao.
Huang Guolun added fuel and vinegar and said: "This is what you asked to change, don't regret it...... Bai Yao, change him!"
Seeing Huang Guolun's secretly squeezed out eyes, Bai Yao cooperated very wisely and said: "Do you really want to change? Teacher, my magic is not as powerful as the old witch in "Ice Storm", sometimes after turning people into popsicles, you have to wait a long time before you can change people back again." It's so hot at noon today, and if I turn Peaches into popsicles, his little hands and feet will be sunburned, and he will have no hands or feet when he turns them back. ”
Huang Guolun pretended to be ruthless and said: "It's okay, if you don't have a hand, you won't have a hand! This is his own request, you can meet him." ”
"Okay, then I'll change. ”
Bai Yao gestured and compared his right hand to Huang Tao, as if he had picked up a magic wand out of thin air.
"Wait...... Wait a minute!"
Huang Tao finally didn't calm down, and raised his little fat hand to stop.
Huang Guolun snickered and asked, "What? Don't you want to change?"
Huang Tao frowned on a pair of small thick eyebrows, looked at his oily little fat hands, and felt like hundreds of ants running in his heart, very itchy.
He muttered, "I really want to change, but I don't want to run out of hands." Without hands, it will be inconvenient for me to eat in the future. ”
Huang Guolun instigated: "It's okay, I can feed you." ”
"But what if my mouth melts, how do you feed it?" Huang Tao thought quite far.
But suddenly thinking of something, Huang Tao said to the two of them in a long voice: "Oh——! I know! You guessed that I didn't dare to change, so you were lying to me, right? Sister Bai Yao, you are not an ice witch at all." If you are, show me your true colors, the Ice Witch should be made of ice!"
Huang Tao finally met an opponent of equal strength today, Bai Yao was ready to crush Huang Tao with his IQ, and said: "I can show you my true face of ice and snow, but my true face is terrifying, are you sure you want to see it?"
"I want to see! I want to see!" Huang Tao likes to see new things the most.
"But after I show you, I must you erase your memory, or you should be frozen, I can't let you remember that you have seen me. ”
"How do you erase my memories?do you use magic?If you do, that's cool!" Huang Tao became more excited the more she thought about it.
"Actually, I only need to snap my finger to make you forget you've seen me. It's like this - smack. ”
Bai Yao snapped her fingers in front of Huang Tao, and pretended to be mysterious: "What's the matter, have you forgotten that you have seen me as I am?"
People who are too smart are easily caught up in by people who are smarter.
Huang Tao was blindfolded at this time, smart was mistaken by cleverness, he carefully studied Bai Yao's logic, and exclaimed: "No, I've really seen your appearance? I really can't remember anything!"
"Because I've washed away your memory. Why don't I show you another look?"
"Good!
Huang Tao held her breath, stared at Bai Yao's face with wide eyes, and stared intently at Bai Yao's face.
saw Bai Yao wave his hand, and then snapped his fingers in front of him: "Smack." …… Forgot about it again, right?"
Huang Tao completely fell into Bai Yao's logic trap and was surprised.
asked Huang Guolun for help: "Dad, did Sister Bai Yao really reveal her true face of ice and snow?"
Huang Guolun didn't expect that Huang Tao, who is usually monkey spirit, would fall into such a mentally retarded logical trap, he was very surprised, but he was also very happy!
It would be great if Huang Tao believed that Bai Yao was the Ice Witch! Otherwise, if this kid continues to be so lawless, he will have to poke out a big basket in the future.
Huang Guolun told Huang Tao very seriously: "I told you that Sister Bai Yao is an ice and snow witch, you don't believe it." I saw her true face just now, and I almost remembered it in my head. If we remember what she looks like, it's time for us to become Frozen Man. So we can't see her much more. Especially adults, who have a good memory, they must not look at her more. You also have a good memory, and you can't look at her too much. ”
"Really?!" Huang Tao's worldview is a bit tilted.
Huang Guolun further set Huang Tao: "Have you ever seen a special girl like your sister Bai Yao before?"
"Also...... Not really. ”
Huang Guolun asked again: "Have you ever heard a voice like a witch like her before?"
"Nope. Huang Tao shook his head stupidly.
"Isn't that the end of it!I didn't want to tell you this fact, but you yourself showed Sister Bai Yao's true identity......
Before Huang Guolun finished speaking, Huang Tao had already jumped up from the dining chair impatiently, and pounced in front of Bai Yao to Bai Yao: "Sister Bai Yao, you are really an ice and snow witch!