What a bonus!

Huang Guolun never thought that Huang Tao really believed that Bai Yao was an ice and snow witch!

Usually this kid goes around others, but I didn't expect him to be surrounded by others this day!

Although this lie is estimated to be exposed in a short time, it can fool the yellow peach for a while, saving this kid from always tossing around.

Huang Guolun carried Huang Tao on his back and kept hinting to Bai Yao, asking Bai Yao to fool Huang Tao to the end.

Bai Yao originally just wanted to make a joke with Huang Tao, but she didn't expect that Huang Tao really regarded her as an ice witch after being fooled.

Relying on the IQ advantage of the crushing level, Bai Yao then told Huang Tao about the extremely logical witch secrecy law, and Huang Tao was not allowed to tell about it, only their father and son knew, and also said some facts that Huang Tao could not refute at the logical level, which made Huang Tao stunned for a moment.

Huang Guolun was still adding oil and vinegar to the side, and Huang Tao was completely fooled into it by an adult and a big sister with a high IQ.

Falling into the logical trap dug up by Bai Yao for him in a row, Huang Tao became more sure of Bai Yao's identity.

Although according to the law of witches' secrecy, Bai Yao strictly forbids the use of magic in her daily life, and her magic is not like the old witch in "Ice Storm" to return to Turin, but Huang Tao still wants to see Bai Yao perform a real magic for him to open his eyes.

Seeing that Huang Tao was grinding Bai Yao to see magic, Huang Guolun helped and said, "Only if you are not naughty, Sister Bai Yao will show you magic." ”

"I'm not naughty! I'm not naughty at noon, I didn't even hide Dudu's meat, how well-behaved I am! Sister Bai Yao, you can show me your hand unusually, you don't need too much magic, you can just turn Dudu into a popsicle and show me." ”

Dudu is very spiritual, as soon as he heard Huang Tao's words, his fat body trembled, and he immediately ran away with the lunch box in his mouth.

"Dudu, don't run, let Sister Bai Yao turn you into a popsicle!" Huang Tao was about to chase Dudu.

Huang Guolun stopped him: "Don't toss around." ”

"I'm not tossing it, I'm going to turn it into a popsicle. Huang Tao is very insistent on this matter.

Bai Yao smiled and asked, "Dudu is so cute, why do you have to turn it into a popsicle?"

"It's too fat, the dog will be laughed at if it's too fat, and after you turn it into a popsicle, I'll go get a hair dryer and blow hot air to blow it down, so that it will be thin again." ”

Bai Yao couldn't help but laugh and said, "Your weight loss method is quite creative, but my magic can't be used so casually." ”

"This is a good deed, why can't it be used?" Huang Tao's big ghostly eyes were full of innocence and incomprehension.

Bai Yao gave Huang Tao a lesson: "No way, this is the principle." Just as you have to listen to your teacher in kindergarten, we Ice Witches must abide by the rules of witch secrecy or be punished. ”

Huang Tao had an idea and said: "In kindergarten, I can secretly disobey the teacher, as long as I don't get caught by the teacher, I won't be punished." You can also secretly use magic, as long as no one else knows, you will not be punished. ”

Huang Guolun suddenly asked Huang Tao, "Do you really want to see Sister Bai Yao's magic?"

"I really want to see it!"

Lunch was almost over, and it was time for Huang Tao to take a nap, so Huang Guolun made a request: "Okay, you will go to take a nap as soon as you read it." ”

"Uh-huh, I'll go to sleep as soon as I see it!"

Huang Guolun looked at Bai Yao and said, "Bai Yao, you can make an exception to perform the telepathy for him." ”

Huang Tao asked curiously, "What is the teleportation technique?"

Bai Yao was also a little confused, not knowing what medicine Huang Guolun was selling in the gourd.

Huang Guolun said: "Teleportation is a more powerful magic than turning Dudu into a popsicle. Sister Bai Yao can use teleportation techniques to transmit some thoughts and words to other people's minds. ”

Huang Tao sighed knowingly, "It sounds like it's very powerful." ”

Huang Guolun continued: "But this magic can't be used on children, your body is too weak to bear it. But it can be done to me. ”

Huang Tao asked, "How?"

Huang Guolun said: "For example, you are chatting here for a while, I don't listen, I will go to the studio to talk to your uncle." We're far enough away that I'm sure I won't hear you say. I'll come back later, and let Sister Bai Yao tell me what you said with the teleportation technique. I'll tell you about it again. That's awesome!"

Huang Tao thought about it and thought it was incredible, if it really worked, this was really magic!

He nodded expectantly and said, "Amazing!"

"Then you can talk here for a while, I'll go find your uncle. We'll be back later, and we'll do another teleportation technique. After that, you're going to go to bed!"

Huang Guolun picked up the mobile phone on the table and walked to the workshop.

Huang Tao is a chicken thief, afraid that his father will hide in the corner and eavesdrop, so he followed Huang Guolun to the studio like a fart, and after Huang Guolun entered the house, he also deliberately checked whether the door of the studio was closed, and made sure that Huang Guolun would not hear the conversation outside, so he came back to chat with the eldest sister.

Bai Yao was originally quite confused, but it wasn't until she saw Huang Guolun pick up her phone when she left that Bai Yao suddenly understood how to play this telepathic transmission technique.

While Huang Tao followed Huang Guolun out of the dining table, Bai Yao secretly clicked on the WeChat of her mobile phone, sent Huang Guolun an invitation to video chat, and then stuffed the mobile phone into her trouser pocket. In this way, as soon as Huang Guolun agrees to video chat, he can hear everything they say here.

Huang Guolun himself didn't think of using this trick to cheat. With god-level hearing, even if the studio door was closed, he could hear the conversation in the living room outside if he wanted to.

In his studio, the inner studio is completely soundproofed, but the outside studio is not so soundproof.

But seeing that Bai Yao sent him a video invitation, Huang Guolun thought that this girl was really smart, so he accepted the video invitation, turned up the voice to the lowest, and stuffed the mobile phone into his trouser pocket, so that the sound in the studio would not be particularly loud to Bai Yao.

Of course, Huang Tao would not have thought that these adults would be so insidious, so she returned to the table with joy, and intimately offered Bai Yao yogurt after the meal, and flattered: "Sister Bai Yao, you drink yogurt quickly, drinking a cup of yogurt after a meal will help digestion." ”

"Thank you, little Peach. Bai Yao sweetly took the yogurt.

"No, no, you are my eldest sister, and I will ask you for a cover in the future. ”

"If you want me to cover, you have to be obedient and be a good boy who doesn't make your dad angry. ”

"This ...... I'll do my best. My grandfather said that too well-behaved children grow up to be unproductive, so I don't want to be such a well-behaved child. ”

Bai Yao was speechless when Huang Tao told her.

"Sister Bai Yao, since the law of witch secrecy doesn't let you always talk about witches, then let's not talk about this, lest the wall has ears and be heard by others, you should be in trouble. ”

"Well, let's talk about something else. ”

"Sister Bai Yao, I'm curious, is it because you cut off your hair and donate it to a child with cancer?"

Huang Tao's question was a bit unexpected.

Bai Yao didn't understand what Huang Tao meant, and asked him, "Why do you ask that?"

"I saw a news on TV about a child in Pudong who had grown his hair since he was eight years old, and he didn't cut it or listen to anyone. It wasn't until he was in junior high school that his school stipulated that he had to cut his hair. After that, he made a wig from his long hair of more than 50 centimeters and donated it to children with cancer. The reason why he did this was because he was watching TV and heard his mother say that those children with cancer are pitiful, and if you can do something to help them, you must try to help them. He grew his hair to help children with cancer. ”

Bai Yao's heart warmed when she heard this.

When eating before, Huang Guolun always said that Huang Tao always watched TV and learned to make a mess.

Now it seems that what Huang Tao learned from TV is not all messy, but also has such a kind and valuable side.

"I used to have some hair and wanted to help others, but because I was fat, my body was always oily, and my hair was always sticking together and it was very ugly, so I cut it and didn't keep it. My hair doesn't get oily, and I grow my hair to help those children who have cancer. ”

"You're so kind, little Peach. Bai Yao bit the yogurt tube and praised the yellow peach.

"Then Sister Bai Yao, what's the matter with your hair?"

"I'm ...... I can't say much about witches. ”

"I see. Huang Tao showed an I-Know expression, as if she had just learned a secret, and secretly rejoiced. I won't talk to Bai Yao about it anymore.

This kid is very fond of telling jokes to others, because whenever he tells a joke, others will think he is cute.

He especially wants the eldest sister to think that he is super cute now, so that he will be better covered by the eldest sister in the future.

So he took out his housekeeping skills and said, "Sister Bai Yao, let me tell you a joke." ”

"Okay, you speak. ”

"I don't know if you've heard this joke or not, it's that there was a fool who liked to say no, and when people asked him anything, he said no. ”

Suddenly, Huang Tao asked Bai Yao: "Sister Bai Yao, have you heard this joke before?"

Putting the yogurt on the table, raising her eyelids and a playful sip at the corners of her mouth, Bai Yao asked Huang Tao: "It seems that you told me this joke before, right?"

"No, no, I didn't tell you. …… Oops! Got myself in. Huang Tao showed a rare depressed expression.

Bai Yao smiled, and the expression seemed to say: You kid, you want to use your IQ to crush me?

Huang Tao smiled cheekily: "Jiang is still old and spicy, Sister Bai Yao, you are so smart." ”

"I'm a witch, and of course I'm smart. Don't try to use your cleverness to get around me. ”

"Uh-huh! I don't dare! I'll tell you a joke seriously. I've never told anyone this joke before, not even my dad. We'll see if he can say it later. ”

Bai Yao secretly touched the mobile phone in his trouser pocket, thinking to himself that of course your dad can say it, he is listening!

Huang Tao didn't know that his words had been eavesdropped, so he lowered his voice and told Bai Yao vividly: "This incident happened to my grandmother when she took me out to eat grilled fish before, but it was funny." The owner of the shop knew my grandmother and saw us going, and he was very enthusiastic about introducing us, saying that the grilled fish in his shop was a practice in their hometown, and the fish had to be marinated in urine for one night. …… I was stunned, with urine! They actually used urine to pickle fish! Then I figured out, China has a lot of land, maybe this special method is delicious, just pickle and wash it. Then the boss went on to say that the urine of the pickled fish there was very exquisite, and at least ten kinds of pee-permeated urine should be added...... Fragrant...... ...... pee"

"Poof. Bai Yao was amused by Huang Tao's funny words, and said, "It's spices." ”

"yes, that boss is a big tongue that hides a lot. ”

Bai Yao was very happy by Huang Tao, and said, "Then I'll tell you one too." ”

"Yes, yes. Huang Tao clapped his hands and said, "I love to listen to jokes." ”

"It's not a joke, I just think it's funny. When I was in junior high school, the Chinese teacher in my class was a special teacher. I remember one time when he was in class, the class was very noisy, he stopped and looked at us and said: I killed someone in my last life, and God punished me for being a Chinese teacher, I hope my classmates will not let me be a Chinese teacher in the next life...... Since then, we have listened very carefully every time he goes to class, and no one dares to talk casually. Hehe. ”

Huang Tao's point is very special: "Did your teacher really kill someone in his last life?"

"I don't know this, who knows what I did in my last life. ”

Huang Tao said thoughtfully: "I seem to know, but I don't know, anyway, I always feel that this is not my first life." ”

"You're kind of a fool. ”

Bai Yao felt more and more that the little fat man in the watermelon shirt in front of her was different, and she liked to play with this kind of unusual person.

Huang Tao stopped thinking about it and continued to tell jokes: "I'll tell you a funny story about me pressing the bottom of the box, which also happened in our kindergarten." Last year, a business leader came to our kindergarten to give out awards. When he read the name of the next award-winning child, he suddenly paused, and then stubbornly said: The next child to be commended is - wooden stick. At that time, all our children looked at me, I looked at you, and we didn't know who this stick was. We don't have a stick in our kindergarten. The teachers were also blindsided. In the end, Teacher Li of our class was witty and guessed that the person the leader said was Lin Kun from our class. Since then, we have all called Lin Kun Brother Stick. Ha ha. ”

"Haha. Bai Yao and Huang Tao laughed together, actually chatted, and said to Huang Tao: "I'll tell you another one too." There's a big stupid guy in our class named Zhang Liang, who ate in your dad's class before. ”

"Huh?" Huang Tao was stunned: "How hungry do people eat?"

"He's not hungry, he's IQ in arrears. That's interesting. …… Forget it, go back and ask your dad when you don't eat, I won't tell you about it, lest we both be nauseous and vomit. ”

"Don't, Sister Bai Yao, tell me about it!

For the story of the-eater, Huang Tao is full of expectations.

Bai Yao saw that Huang Tao wanted to hear this, so he told Huang Tao about Zhang Liang's feat of eating.

And when the two were telling jokes to each other, Huang Guolun was snickering in the studio and listening to the conversation between the two children, while talking to Huang Guokun about the movie score in a comfortable mood.