"You finally admit that you are a bear child!" Huang Guolun took the opportunity to laugh at Huang Tao.

"Dad, even if I'm a bear child, you don't have anything to be happy about, right? If I'm a bear child, then what are you?

“@#@……%……@！”

"I don't understand why you adults always call me a bear child, or call me a-stirring stick. ”

Huang Guolun was stunned,-stirring stick?

Who is it, actually use this word to describe yellow peaches, it's really bad!

"Who said you were a-stirring stick?" asked Huang Tao.

"As for Wang Xiaoshan's mother in our kindergarten, I always told other parents behind my back that I was a-stirring stick, saying that I had brought their children badly. The question is, if I'm a-stirring stick, what are they? What kind of are they? Why do they describe their children as?"

"This ......" Huang Guolun was speechless, and changed the topic: "You kid, don't mess around, brush your teeth quickly." ”

"Hee-hee, I can finally get rid of you this weekend, I can finally have a happy foodie weekend! I want to brush my little white teeth and welcome a happy weekend!"

Huang Tao smiled and brushed her teeth.

While brushing his teeth, he sang a folk song "Teeth and Love" that was completely inconsistent with his age:

"On a sunny afternoon, I was suddenly overwhelmed and didn't know what I should do~

To fill my teeth, or to make a phone call, this question has always puzzled me~

My favorite season, autumn has arrived, it's good to go out for a walk~

But what about my teeth, and my lover, these questions make my heart skip a beat~

……”

This work composed by Wan Xiaoli has a playful and light melody, a bit like a nursery rhyme.

Huang Tao, this kid is a thief, and he wrote it down after listening to it.

After that, the song became a little song he often sang when brushing his teeth.

He sings with toothpaste bubbles in his mouth and has a slurred voice, but he looks unusually cute when he sings this song.

Especially in the "Oops" passage in the chorus, he twists his little ass while "Oops", and his funny appearance is too funny.

"Dad, do you know what teeth and love have in common?" Halfway through the toothbrush, turning the little chubby face, Huang Tao asked himself in a good mood and told Huang Guolun: "It's just that they all make people unable to extricate themselves, haha." ”

"Do you understand what that means, just say?"

"Of course I understand, it's not very clear in this song!" Huang Tao continued to brush his teeth and sang back: "My teeth will fall out, but love will not get old, it's boring to think about it like this." If love is like a tooth that can be repaired if it is broken, can we still find happiness?"

Huang Guolun suddenly felt that he couldn't let Huang Tao always get in touch with this kind of music work that he was in love with.

This kid is too capable of learning, and it's not good to be exposed to these things too early.

He should sing something more appropriate at his age.

So while eating breakfast, Huang Guolun decided to teach Huang Tao a new "Brushing Song".

Moved the electronic piano to the dining table, Huang Guolun held the fritters as a toothbrush in one hand, and played the piano in the other hand and told Huang Tao: "Peach, I'll teach you a new song." ”

"Did you write it yourself?" asked Huang Guolun as he drank the bean juice.

"Yes, this is your favorite song in the style of Sister Fan Xiaoxuan, a little witch, called "Brushing Teeth Song". ”

"Dad, if you write it yourself, you better don't teach me, you let me eat for a while. ”

Huang Tao didn't give Huang Guolun any face, and when he heard that it was Huang Guolun who wrote the song himself, he immediately lowered his head to eat.

Huang Guolun was hit and said: "Listen to it, if you don't listen to it, don't learn it." ”

"Then you sing. ”

said this, but Huang Tao's little head did not rise, but ate breakfast deliciously, without any intention of listening to the song carefully.

Huang Guolun had no choice but to sing to himself, trying to show the innocent and lovely side of this song in front of Huang Tao: "I brush, I brush, I brush......"

When I glanced up, I saw Huang Guolun brushing his teeth with a fritter as a toothbrush, Huang Tao was amused by the "poof", and then his attention was attracted by Huang Guolun.

"I go up and down, I go back and forth, I am careful, I am gentle, I am happy to get up before going to bed, brush my teeth and rinse my mouth after three meals, because teeth are my good friends......!

Huang Tao didn't expect Huang Guolun to write this "Toothbrush Song" so pleasing to the ear, and he was completely attracted.

kept nodding his head to say that Huang Guolun sang so well, he was also afraid of tooth decay, and he couldn't eat anything if he got tooth decay!

Seeing Huang Taoba listening to him singing intently with his little mouth chirping, Huang Guolun actually felt a very satisfied feeling in his heart.

Huang Tao had never listened to him sing so seriously before.

Obviously, today this kid was fascinated by his "Toothbrushing Song".

In order to make Huang Tao more interested in this kind of children's work, Huang Guolun sang more energetically-

“…… Hey, hey, your teeth have a big hole! Hey, hey

After Huang Guolun finished singing it again, Huang Tao immediately clapped his hands and laughed and said: "Dad, your song is so cute! It's really Fan Xiaoxuan's sister's little witch style! You can actually write this style of song, so impressive!"

"It's not difficult to write a song of this style, isn't it? My creative ability is so bad in your heart? Writing a song like this impresses you?"

"What's more, with your level, you have to copy the level to write such a song!"

Huang Guolun was hit hard and took a bite of the fritters to eat, and he didn't raise the bar with Huang Tao, otherwise the more he lifted, the more he would be hit.

"This song is so cute! Dad, you sing it again for me to learn, and today I will go to kindergarten, and I will teach other children to sing. In the future, after eating and brushing our teeth, we will all sing this "Tooth Brushing Song", and we will no longer sing "Heroic Song". ”

Huang Guolun's waist almost didn't flash, and asked Huang Tao: "You kindergarten children sing "Heroic Song" when brushing their teeth?"

"That's right, the "The Most Obedient Baby Who Brushes His Teeth" taught by our teacher Li is too childish and not good at all, so I taught the children to sing "Heroic Song". ”

Huang Tao sang as he spoke: "When the road is uneven, I roar wow! When it's time to shoot, I will shoot wow! Wow in Kyushu—— singing this song and brushing your teeth is so exciting!"

Huang Guolun was completely speechless, no wonder Wang Xiaoshan wanted to say that this kid was a-stirring stick, and this kid was in kindergarten...... It's a bit of a stretch indeed.

This morning, Huang Tao happily learned "Brushing Tooth Song" with Huang Guolun, and he was still singing it when he went downstairs.

He also sang it when he got in the car, and he liked this song very much.

Huang Guolun's car drove out of the community.

When passing by a pancake stand at the entrance of the community, Huang Tao finally stopped singing.

His attention shifted to the delicious pancake fruit.

He asked Huang Guolun curiously: "Dad, I haven't been able to understand, why do those uncles and aunts who spread pancakes use 'bamboo dragonflies' to spread pancakes?"

"That's a shovel for pancakes, not a bamboo dragonfly. ”

"Is that a shovel? Why do I look so much like a bamboo dragonfly?" the kid said and sucked hard, pretending to say, "Why don't you stop, Dad, let's go over and take a closer look, whether it's a bamboo dragonfly or a shovel." ”

Huang Guolun glanced at Huang Tao: "Why are you hungry again just after eating? Don't make a small calculation with me, I won't fall for your plan." Before you go to kindergarten, you are not allowed to eat anything else, and your kindergarten will give you a nutritious meal later. ”

Feeling Huang Guolun's iron-clad attitude, Huang Tao pouted and said: "The nutritious meal in the kindergarten is not nutritious at all, not even a cone, and it is really nutritious with a cone." ”

Huang Guolun smiled and didn't answer Huang Tao's words.

"The yogurt we get from kindergarten is delicious, and I drink several bottles of yogurt every time. ”

"You can still drink the yogurt in your kindergarten openly, isn't it one bottle per person?"

"It's one bottle per person, but Wang Xiaoshan and they only lick the small piece on the yogurt cap, and the bottle is for me to drink. ”

"Why?" Huang Guolun didn't understand what these children were doing.

"There's no reason why they think it's okay to drink yogurt like this. ”

Huang Guolun felt that Huang Tao was hiding something, and asked him, "Are you talking about fooling these children again?"

"It's not a fool. Huang Tao smiled and said, "Haven't I always had the habit of licking the lid when I drink yogurt?" When Wang Xiaoshan saw it that time, he pointed to me and said that your family must be very poor, and only the children of poor families will lick the lid when they drink yogurt. ”

Huang Guolun frowned, thinking that Wang Xiaoshan's tutoring is really enough, and it seems that not all children from rich families have a good upbringing.

Huang Tao then asked Huang Guolun: "Dad, although our family can't afford to buy a plane, it's not poor, right?"

"Compared with who this score is, compared with most people, our family is not poor. ”

So when Wang Xiaoshan said that our family was poor, I was not happy, so I threw away the yogurt casually, and raised my chin to fight back against Wang Xiaoshan and said that your family is poor! Our family only licks and covers this point when they drink yogurt, and throws away the rest! Only the children of your poor family drink the yogurt in the bottle!"

Huang Guolun was stunned, just now he thought that Wang Xiaoshan's tutor was not good, but his own son ...... Tutoring is even more problematic!

"After that time, Wang Xiaoshan and they all admired me very much, and when they drank yogurt, they all learned that I only licked the small piece of the cover, and put the rest on the table and didn't drink it, for fear that others would say that their family was poor if they drank it. My grandfather taught me that we can be extravagant, but we must not waste it. I will never be a bad boy who wastes food, and I don't allow Wang Xiaoshan to be a bad boy who wastes food! So when they are not paying attention, I will secretly drink all the yogurt they wasted, so as not to let them waste food. Dad, I'm a good boy, right?"

"You...... What a fart!" Huang Guolun couldn't help it and burst into a dirty mouth.

"I farted ten minutes ago, do you only smell it now?" Huang Tao asked worriedly, "Dad, is there something wrong with your nose?"

"Don't change the subject for me! When this weekend is over, I'll have to give you another ideological education lesson!"