When the car was about to drive to the Liuli Factory, a pancake stand appeared on the side of the road.

I saw a long-legged sister eating freshly baked and steaming pancakes in front of the stall, and the yellow peach gluttony was about to flow down.

Taking advantage of the opportunity to wait for the red light, this kid began to grind Huang Guolun again: "Dad, do you see the pancake stall over there, is it different from the ordinary pancake stall?"

Huang Guolun saw through Huang Tao's little trick at a glance, and hummed: "You just haunt me, I won't buy you pancakes if I say anything today, just sit down." ”

"I didn't ask you to buy me pancakes, I saw a chicken painted on the pancake stand, and I guess the uncle who sold the pancakes must have developed chicken-flavored pancakes. Actually, I've always wondered why you can't add some shredded spicy chicken to your pancakes? I see some people add ham sausage to pancakes, but ham sausage is definitely not as delicious as spicy shredded chicken!"

Swallowing their saliva, Huang Tao and Huang Guolun started to eat: "Think about it, Dad, if you sprinkle some spicy shredded chicken on top when spreading pancakes, you don't need more, you can have that shredded chicken flavor, how fragrant it is! At this time, the saliva will not dilute the aroma of the pancakes, but will combine the spicy aroma of the spicy shredded chicken and the shallot aroma of the egg cake to form the most delicious mellow aroma of the mixture of noodles and meat, which will completely capture your soul! Can you imagine how delicious this spicy shredded chicken flavored pancake is? Can you imagine!

Huang Guolun swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva uncontrollably, secretly thinking that this kid must have watched a lot of food shows in his usual days, and he could describe a pancake as so mouthwatering.

Huang Tao continued to say: "Dad, really, I don't eat it, but I suggest you go to the pancake stand and buy a pancake to eat." The pancake stand had chicken on it, and I guess he probably sold the spicy shredded chicken pancakes I've always dreamed of. Don't you love spicy shredded chicken? Imagine how delicious it must be to put spicy shredded chicken in pancakes!"

was almost shaken, and in the end, for the sake of Huang Tao's health, Huang Guolun swallowed his saliva fiercely and refused Huang Tao's seduction: "I won't buy it now, I'll send you to kindergarten and buy it when you come back." I'll tell you if it's delicious, so don't worry about it now. ”

After the red light passed, he gave a foot of oil, and with a cart of saliva, Huang Guolun quickly stayed away from the pancake stall, and no longer let Huang Tao have any intentions.

Huang Tao was depressed, scratched her ears and cheeks and leaned back on the safety seat, complaining to Huang Guolun: "You are really boring! You might as well be as good as Li Yaxin to me! I just want to eat a spicy chicken flavor pancake and you don't buy it for me, people Li Yaxin will secretly give me chicken every time there is chicken in the kindergarten! Look at you again, always force me to pass by the food, are you my own father? If my mother hadn't gone to Mars, she would definitely not have treated me like this! I want a new mother, and she will definitely not abuse me like this! I want a new mother!"

"Don't talk so far about the topic to me, what did you just say?" Huang Guolun picked up the key point and asked Huang Tao: "Every time you have chicken in your kindergarten, Li Yaxin will give you her chicken to eat?"

"That's right, and Jia Lingling, Ma Xiaodan, and Yang Shengnan, a few little girls who love cleanliness, will give me chicken to eat. They only eat duck meat, not chicken. ”

"You tell me honestly, are you talking about fooling people again!"

"Who fooled them? I just told them the obvious fact - the chickens are dirty, they everywhere, the coops stink, and the chickens never bathe. The ducklings are different, they bathe in the water every day, so the ducklings are very clean. ”

"You unlucky boy, why do you always cheat children about food!"

"I didn't lie to them about the food, they had to give it to me. They don't think the chicken is dirty. ”

"You are cheating!" Huang Guolun was really angry this time, and scolded Huang Tao: "If you want to eat, let me or your grandmother buy it for you!

"You can buy me whatever I want to eat, and I will lick my face and eat what other children eat? I just want you to buy me a pancake and you won't buy me any chicken. Anyway, if you don't buy me pancakes today, I'll continue to drink Wang Xiaoshan's yogurt and Li Yaxin's chicken!"

The roots of Huang Guolun's angry teeth are about to itch! Huang Tao, an unlucky child, is simply unscrupulous in order to achieve his goal! It is said that when he is three years old, looking at Huang Tao's current appearance, Huang Guolun really can't imagine what this child will develop into when he grows up in the future!

If it weren't for the psychologist who said that he couldn't beat a child from a single-parent family, Huang Guolun would have to educate this kid with a belt as he did when he was beaten by Old Man Huang when he was a child!

Huang Guolun warned Huang Tao: "You are not allowed to drink Wang Xiaoshan's yogurt anymore! You are not allowed to care about Li Yaxin and their chicken to eat!"

Huang Tao said like a meaty hob: "They gave it to me themselves, and I didn't stretch out my hand to ask them." ”

"If they give it to you, you won't ask for it!

"What kind of food is it, this is the food I have made by my own ability. ”

"You !!"

Seeing that Huang Guolun was about to be fried, Huang Tao finally relented and said, "Actually, I don't want to eat their things that much." If I could satisfy my appetite with a bite of hot pancakes every morning, I wouldn't eat anyone else's stuff during the day. Dad, you know what to do, right?"

Huang Guolun is really useless with this kid, and he can't fight, and it doesn't make sense.

In the end, I had to selectively compromise with Huang Tao: "Okay! I'll buy you pancakes! But you can only eat one bite! I'll eat the rest! After eating, you are not allowed to eat other children's food! If I find out that you eat other children's food, you don't want me to buy you food again in your life!"

Huang Tao never listened to the words that warned him that it was impossible to achieve them, he only listened to what he wanted to hear, clapped his hands and laughed, "Ha, that's great! You said you would buy me pancakes, and I wouldn't have to bother so much." Let's go back to the pancake stall with chicken on it and see if it sells spicy shredded chicken pancakes. If you have one, you can buy two, Dad, and we'll eat one for each of us. If I don't, I'll just make do with a pancake with two eggs. By the way, you must remind the master to put more spicy seeds for me, I love spicy food. Even if my ass is on fire, I'm not afraid to eat spicy food!"

felt that he was completely toyed with by Huang Tao in applause, and Huang Guolun's molars were about to be crushed.

With his dullness, he really doesn't know how to educate this kid.

Huang Tao saw that Huang Guolun was really angry today, and hurriedly flattered him and said, "Dad, don't sulk, you are angry and you are punishing yourself for my mistakes, it's too worthless." ”

Huang Guolun wanted to cry when Huang Tao told him, facing such a bear child whose IQ seemed to be higher than him, he really had a sense of loss that his soul had been repeatedly critted.

He is now more and more convinced of Bai Yao, although there are many big sisters who can play with Huang Tao, but only Bai Yao can completely crush Huang Tao and control Huang Tao, and no one else can suppress Huang Tao like Bai Yao.

However, Bai Yao's core means of suppressing Huang Tao is the identity of the Ice and Snow Witch, and I don't know if Bai Yao can suppress Huang Tao after this identity is exposed by Huang Tao one day.

If even Bai Yao can't suppress the yellow peach, this kid will really go to heaven.

At that time, Huang Guolun will have to use his casserole-sized fist like Allen to give this kid a few green and purple family education lessons.

Knowing that Huang Guolun was still angry, Huang Tao tried his best to ease the atmosphere between their father and son: "Dad, after eating the pancakes, I won't make you angry." It's best to have a spicy shredded chicken flavor, let's eat it together. ”

Seeing that Huang Guolun still ignored him, Huang Tao stretched out his little fat hand from the back seat and pulled the shirt on Huang Guolun's shoulder: "Dad, did you hear me? Don't be cold and violent to me." I know I'm always angry with you, but you don't need to be angry with me, you say you're an adult, why are you angry with my child? Adults should be broad-minded. ”

"Don't tell me these big truths!"

"Hey, Dad, you've finally ignored me. Okay, okay, don't be angry. I'll give you a brain teaser question. When a person dies, it is called a dead man, and when a chicken dies, do you know what it is called?"

Huang Guolun threw Huang Tao a sentence in a muffled voice: "Dead (chicken)!"

"No, when the chicken dies, it is called - white cut chicken, curry chicken, braised chicken, potato stewed chicken, mushroom chicken, tender chicken skewers, Orleans roast chicken, ......"

Huang Guolun's face almost didn't hit the steering wheel. Even if you are blown up, this kid can always make you laugh with a cold joke, or make you cry and laugh, it's really overwhelming!

Sun Yanjin and those who occasionally come into contact with yellow peaches think that yellow peaches are super cute and funny, but only Huang Guolun can really understand what kind of collapse and fear it is to be dominated by yellow peaches!

He couldn't wait to find a new mother for Huang Tao as soon as possible. Since he can't handle the yellow peach alone, then find another person to accompany him to face this fear of being dominated by the yellow peach!

After sending Huang Tao to kindergarten, Huang Guolun's mood was still not steady, as long as the mobile phone bell rang, he would be cold and scared in his heart, worried that the kindergarten teacher would call him to complain about Huang Tao's naughtiness.

But this morning was okay, after satisfying Huang Tao's desire to eat pancakes, Huang Tao didn't make trouble for Huang Guolun all morning, at least he didn't cause the incident of having to ask the kindergarten teacher to call Huang Guolun to mention it.

At half past eleven o'clock in the afternoon, the faculty and staff cafeteria opened.

Before the students finished class, Huang Guolun slowly walked to the teacher's cafeteria to eat. He was always one of the first teachers to come to the cafeteria to eat.

I played a set meal of Sixi meatballs, accompanied by a soup, and sat down with a plate, and saw Sun Yanjin, who rarely came to the cafeteria to eat in advance, walking lightly and humming a little song in a good mood.

Tomorrow is her birthday, and Sun Yanjin can finally put down the burden of the head teacher for the time being and let her mind fly for a weekend.

It's only Friday noon, and she's already a little overwhelmed like a little bird that wants to fly high.