Chapter 588
"What else is there to talk about" Waisheng looked helpless: "If you want to blame, you have to blame you for using the ability rashly, alas, where do you think this is? On Earth? Wrong, this is in the Cowherd Star, in the face of our most respected senior leader, our 'Emperor King Chief Head', why do you bear to use the ability so much? What should I do if I am in danger? Fortunately, fortunately, our 'Emperor King Chief Head' can hide quickly, otherwise, hum." Pen % fun % pavilion www.biquge.info. ”
The outer life didn't talk anymore, and his face was unhappy.
"Yes, yes" Leng Wuya's face was full of guilt, he knew that at this time, on this unfamiliar planet, the only thing he could rely on was the outsider. Therefore, Leng Wuya showed great patience and sincerity, and said with a forced smile: "It's true that it's my fault, but I have a reason... ”
"What's the reason? Is it good to put you away? We have a famous saying in Cowherd Star, that is: the cause of karma is the cause of cause. So your cause doesn't have any meaning, we just need karma, your karma is the cause of the earth, not the cause of our Cowherd Star, am I right?"
"Yes, yes, yes" Leng Wuya smiled and said: "It's fate to meet thousands of miles away, right, but the Cowherd Star is thousands of miles away from the earth, it is recorded in light years, so, so far away, let's get together, you say it's fate, isn't it? So, ah, we two stars should be honest with each other, oh, I just want to know, you, leader, yes, your leader, where did you get our little feather?" Can you send it back for us to reunite?"
'*** masturbation' Waisheng's head shook into a rattle: "This can't work, well, you can't send it back, as for where you got your little feathers, well, I can't say it, that's our leader's privacy." ”
"What?" Leng Wuya's face turned red, and his tone became rougher: "Didn't you just finish speaking, let's meet frankly in light years?
"You, of course you don't have as much privacy as we do. Waisheng said disdainfully.
As soon as he heard this, Leng Feng, who practiced the thunder ability, was aroused again: "Why are you so private? ”
"It's our privacy" exogenous-for-tat.
"We are very private" Leng Feng did not show weakness.
"No, we are very private, and we are very private. The alien screamed and shouted, without giving in.
"Wow" Leng Chao shook his head, puzzled and helpless: "Could it be that Cowherd Star is also Korean, why are they all 'Smecta, Smecta's?"
"Okay" Leng Wuya stretched out his hand to stop the dispute between Leng Feng and Waisheng, turned his head and smiled at Waisheng: "Don't argue, alas, anyway, our sincerity is home... ”
"Yes" Waisheng Zhengse said: "It's home, it's our Cowherd Star's hometown, alas, didn't I say you, you are decent enough, haven't you seen it?" Our Cowherd Star Lord, our 'Emperor, King, Chieftain', His Majesty Niu Boyi, is here to greet you in person." ”
"What?" Leng Zhong's eyes widened: "Your 'Emperor, King, Chieftain' is called, this name is too awesome." ”
"Wrong" Waisheng said again: "Our 'Emperor King Chief Head', his old man's big name is: Niu Boyi. Listen to the three words: cow, er, one, not the two words you just said: cow, force, remember, in the future, it's not good to talk nonsense, please respect it. ”
"Okay" Leng Wuya nodded his head for Leng Zhong in a hurry, and then flattered: "Your leader, it's really good, that character, ho, it's very exciting." ”
"That's" The foreigner heard the praise of their leader, and showed a rare smile: "Our leader, that's really called the leader, you haven't had much contact with it, and when you have more contact in the future, you will know, our leader, that's really called the leader." ”
"Hehe... Leng Wuya forced out a few laughs, but still maintained a flattering attitude and smiled: "I haven't had much contact, alas, in fact, I just came into contact, but I didn't expect that we made the ability when we first came into contact... ”
As soon as Leng Wuya's words came to this, he immediately regretted it, and hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand, but it was too late, because he saw that the face of the foreigner who had been smiling suddenly changed...
"Indeed, you did use the ability, I am sure that in the process of using the ability, you are cruel in your heart, the means are vicious, the purpose is despicable, the conscience is broken, yes, your conscience is greatly broken. ”
"What?" Leng Wuya heard this nonsense, stood up and was about to get angry, but as soon as he came into contact with the sharp gaze of the outsider, he immediately restrained himself, and Leng Wuya still sat on the ground helplessly, but he secretly praised his endurance.
"What?" After hearing this, Leng Chao was puzzled and asked Qin Shou, who was closest to him.
"Ah Shou, let me ask you, why are there still Japanese people on this cowherd star?"
"Huh?" Qin Shou was stunned for a moment, waited for a moment to react, and said: "This Japanese, the bad atmosphere of paralysis has spread to the Cowherd Star more than ten light years away, and the Japanese next door are all Smecta who should be killed." ”
"Let's go, I'll take you somewhere. Waisheng stood up and patted his buttocks, his buttocks were stained with some soil on the Cowherd Star, and if he looked closely, it seemed to be camellia noodles on the earth, so Qin Shou deliberately squatted on the ground and pinched a little bit to taste it, it was really camellia noodles, standard earth camellia noodles.
"Where are you going?" Leng Wuya also stood up, and habitually patted the soil stuck to his buttocks, the earth oil tea noodles.
Leng Wuya glanced at this very strange and weird planet, looked at the four suns in the sky, and felt the hellish heat of the surrounding environment, Leng Wuya felt that there should not be any good places here, especially the young generals who were used to life on Earth.
Leng Wuyan Nan Nan said: "Even if our earth is the end of the world, the environment is a thousand times better than that of you, the Cowherd Star, although this planet is a planet that can be eaten. ”
Although it was unbearable heat, Leng Wuyan's heart was still desolate.
"The place I took you to, we call him 'Earthlings Paradise', all the facilities on it are very in line with the characteristics of earthlings, and it is a paradise for your earthlings to yearn for the sacred satisfaction of habits, hehehe... The outsider smiled so hard that it sounded ill-intentioned.
"What?" Leng Zhong frowned: "What is the 'paradise of divine satisfaction habits that we earthlings yearn for infinitely', can this habit still be satisfied?"
"Yes" Leng Chao also expressed doubts: "Good habits can be satisfied, can bad habits also be satisfied? For example: smoking, drinking, taking drugs, voyeurism, stealing... ”
"And there are," Bai Ling continued, "gambling, prostitution, rape, corruption, bribery, fraud... ”
"And" Leng Feng said: "Fighting, brawling, abuse, murder, arson, robbery... ”
"What's more" Bai Shi thought for a while and said: "Touch, touch porcelain, raise a little three, ***... ”
"There is still him to eat, Wang Wang, who eats dog meat, Wang... Leng Mastiff replied with a snort.
"Okay, good," Waisheng made a pause gesture, and then smiled: "These bad habits are indeed your earthlings, but we don't rarely satisfy you, we only satisfy your basic habits, yes, your human nature, genes, innate, impossible to give up, those, habits." ”
"Oh~~~" Qin Shou pretended to understand: "You're talking about those good habits of our human beings, yes, you are like me, I'm a filial son, I... ”
"Ya Ya Woo" The tone of the foreign student was suddenly serious: "What kind of filial son are you? You are a kid, we all know your story, let's just say the 'raw noodles' in your copper jar, that is the product of our Cowherd Star, the ordinary handful of soil of our Cowherd Star, and our last batch of star envoys, look at your pity and give it to you, hehe, you came in person this time, you have seen it, on our planet, the most ordinary composition, we call it garbage, but it is the food of your earthlings, what else do you have to say?" ”
"You?me?" Qin Shou blushed, he felt humiliated by the aliens, and in anger, he took out the ball of 'raw noodles' that had raised him for many years, put it in his hand and reluctantly grabbed a few of them, and then, shouting "Give it back to you" and threw it out...
"And, yes... Leng Huang was also unwilling to be lonely and said: "We cattle are the most industrious, and we have good habits." ”
"Don't say anything," Waisheng stopped Leng Huang's explanation, patted Leng Huang's shoulder with a smile and said: " In the Cowherd Star, Niu Niu, is a priceless treasure, alas, it's a pity, we Cowherd Star call themselves Cowherd Star in vain, unexpectedly, there is no cow, so ah, we will go to your earth to engage, get the cow up, fortunately, we have a lot of cows and cows up, (Leng Wuya secretly thought: no wonder a certain country on the earth, a large number of cattle and cattle in the pasture have been hijacked by flying saucers, it turns out that the culprit is you,) So, here, the cow is very noble and noble, there is a proverb in our Cowherd Star, called: Niu Niu is good, Niu Niu is good, Niu Niu is a good baby, Niu Niu has two horns on his head, Niu Niu has a large nostrils, and the amount of carbon dioxide exhaled is also large, we love Niu Niu ”
"Hey, the slave family asks you?" Xihong heard a little question, and stepped forward and pulled the outer arm.
"Uh-huh... Waisheng shook the right arm that Xihong had pulled and had already let go, looking extremely reluctant.
Seeing such a situation, Leng Wuya understood a little self-admittedly: dare to love this is a B.L planet, no wonder, there are some gay men on it, alas, it seems that Xiao Yu is in danger and has fallen into the hands of the so-called Niu Bo, ah, will it be? Will it be tragically ravaged, it is really terrible to think about it.
Leng Wuya felt that he was nervous, but he thought about it carefully, and thought of the two times when Bai Yu fell into the hands of Si Biyang and Tianju Gongzu, fortunately, he maintained his discipline and was not ravaged by Si Biyang and Tianju Gongzu.
Leng Wuya thought: God bless, the emperor also blesses, bless my little feather or not, Cheng Xiang in distress, there are no obstacles and troubles in the Cowherd Star, we will reunite as soon as possible and go back to the earth base together, ah.
"If you have anything, just ask, don't pull and pull, you see that I am handsome, I know, but I allow you to see that I am addicted, what? ”
"What about Cao Nima?" Shabi was angry when he heard these words that hurt the Xihong clan, and he rushed forward to fight with the outsiders, but was stopped by Leng Wuya in time.
Shabi symbolically earned a few times, because it was Leng Wuya who stopped him, so he Shabi would not be like it after all, but his anger did not subside, he pointed to the triumphant foreigner, and said angrily: "Brother Wuya, you look at his death ***, how can you bear it if you insult our people... ”
"If you can't bear it, you have to endure it" Leng Wuya pinched Shabi's shoulders with both hands to keep him calm, and then smiled at him with relief: "I know your feelings for Xihong Xiaoamei, in fact, we are all the same, we are a whole, and we can't do without anyone, but we have to remember that now we are in the position, and our Xiao Yu, he is still in the hands of this gang of Cowherd stars, so I ask you to be calm, don't be impulsive, so as not to lose a big one because of a small one, understand?"
"Ugh," Shabi nodded helplessly. But then he came to Xihong's side again, and said emotionally: "Ximei, it's not a big deal, just now you have something to ask that stinky and shameless cowherd Xingniuzi, that foreigner, now, you can ask, Di, it's against him, sister, you ask now, brother will call the shots for you." ”
"Actually, it's nothing, the slave just wants to know, what are the basic habits of human beings that he just said, the essence, genes, innateness, and inevitability of human beings. Xihong looked at Shabi with good eyes, his face full of immaturity.
"Okay," Shabi yelled, looking blunt, masculine, and righteous.
Shabi stomped his feet in front of the outer life, and shouted angrily: "Do you understand, your aunt and grandmother want to know, what are the basic habits of human beings, the essence, genes, innate, and impossible to give up, what are those habits?"
"This is also a question" Waisheng looked disdainful: "These habits of your human beings, will you as a human be unaware of?"
"I know, how can I not know. Shabi shook his head for a moment, then his tone became stern (to be continued). )