Chapter 589
"Even if I know, but there are times when I don't know, and besides, I know that I need to ask you? I have just joined the human race, those habits or something, I, I haven't eaten it yet, or something, do you know or not? If you don't know, you just say it, save you from grinding with me. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Di" Waisheng smiled indifferently: "Why am I grinding with you, it's obvious that you are grinding with me, yes, it's not easy to listen to seeing you become a human being, I'll be tired to tell you, well, that's the case, the basic habits of your human beings, your human nature, genes, innate, impossible to give up, those habits, are 'eating, drinking, pulling, sprinkling, sleeping' That's right, I see, there is no more comprehensive." ”
The young generals were speechless.
After a while, Leng Wuya spoke, and he asked the foreign student: "Then what do you mean?"
"It's not interesting," said the outsider, "I, on behalf of the leader of my family, our 'Emperor, King, Chief Chief', I would like to extend a sincere invitation to you newcomers to our planet, to eat, drink, pull, scatter, sleep, that's all, hereby
Salute.
Thank you for your cooperation,
I wish you good health, all the best, a prosperous Chinese New Year, and Wishing you prosperity!
The Cowherd Star Waisheng sincerely told him to bow to Gu Liton. ”
"You're here again," Leng Wuya said helplessly.
"You go with me" Waisheng said: "Let's go to a place, after arriving, I will ensure that you are all satisfied, that place is called 'Earthlings Paradise', all the facilities on it are very in line with the characteristics of earthlings, it is a paradise for your earthlings to yearn for the sacred satisfaction habits, hehehe... ”
Waisheng let out a few more dry laughs, the same as not so long ago.
Seeing him like this, Leng Wuya felt very uncomfortable, and his heart was also a little panicked, this feeling was very surprising for Leng Wuya, who was very capable and quite confident, Leng Wuya was a very strong person, after this trip, the unforeseen ordeal that occurred, Leng Wuya had been trained to become a fearless and determined abnormal ability warrior.
But seeing these laughter from the outsider, Leng Wuya didn't know why, he felt very bottomless in his heart, he hesitated, and said to the outsider: "I ask you to make it clear, where are you going to take us?" ”
"What is this for?" Waisheng frowned: "To put it bluntly, you are not qualified to tell me the conditions in our Cowherd Star"
"That's good," said coldly, "we're not going anywhere."
Then he had to sit down on the ground, on the small mound where he had just sat on the other.
"Don't mind" Waisheng took the first step to sit on the small mound, and said with a smile: "You don't need to be too stubborn, this is not good for you, why do you live? To put it bluntly, isn't it just for eating, drinking, pulling, sprinkling, and sleeping, and as the saying goes, yes, the saying on your earth, the saying on your earth: come thousands of miles to be an official, for food and clothing." This is, this is just a general statement, in the vernacular, called: thousands of miles to be an official, to eat, drink, pull, spread, sleep. Now, after a journey of more than ten light years, you have come to our Cowherd Star, isn't it just to eat, drink, pull, sprinkle, and sleep, and now, I will give you food, drink, pull, sprinkle, and sleep, and you guys? What else, no, full, full?"
"Do we live to eat, drink, pull, sprinkle, and sleep?" Leng Wuya received the greatest insult in his life. Who lives to eat, drink, pull, scatter, sleep, pig, Leng Wuya stood up angrily, just with the words of the outside, Leng Wuya wanted to tear him to pieces, but Leng Wuya held back again.
"Brother Wuya" Leng Zhong saw Leng Wuya's trembling body, so he came over to comfort: "We don't live for anything to eat, drink, pull, scatter, sleep, but they... ”
Leng Zhong pointed to exogenous.
"They are alive, but they are eating, drinking, pulling, sprinkling, and sleeping, so ah, Brother Wuya, don't go to your heart. ”
"We do not live to eat, to drink, to pull, to scatter, to sleep. Waisheng shook his head while laughing, and then Waisheng pointed to the four suns above his head and said, "See, our eating and drinking, hehe, it's sunshine, we eat sunshine and drink sunshine, absorb carbon dioxide, and we spit out waste oxygen, hehe, it's because we eat sunshine and drink sunshine, so ah, what can be pulled, as for saying, sleep... ”
Waisheng once again pointed to the four suns above him and said, "Just these four suns are not playing and shining, can you sleep?"
"Oh~~~" Leng Zhong sighed, and said with a smile: "As soon as you say this, I understand, you eat and drink sunlight, absorb carbon dioxide, and the waste oxygen we spit out, this, the whole 'photosynthesis', dare to love, dare to love, you are all 'vegetative', haha, after a long time, the people on your Cowherd Star are all his vegetative people." ”
On the streets of the Cowherd Star, there are young generals who have been kidnapped from the earth, and their leaders are the exogens of the Cowherd Star.
Along the way, from time to time, there are people from the Cowherd Star who are looking at the excitement with bad intentions, of course, they are all men, but they are all handsome and abnormal.
They looked at the young generals, hehe smiled, their eyes were full of longing, and some of them actually flowed out of the Halazi that only had to see food.
"How long will it take to arrive?" Leng Feng took a few steps forward and asked Waisheng.
"Huh?" Wai Sheng pondered for a moment, and then asked Leng Feng rhetorically, "Well, if you just asked that question, how would you answer it if you were on Earth?"
"Then do you still need to ask?" Leng Feng said without thinking about it, "On Earth, the answer is 'soon'. ”
"Then, it's fast" Wai Sheng's concise answer was finished, and he took a big stride and walked quickly, urging the young generals to follow as he walked.
After walking for a while, the young generals seemed to have been taken to the wilderness by an alien life, why? Because the road that began to be stepped on under the feet has disappeared, this side has walked to a field without a village and a store, the young generals are puzzled, I don't know when the road disappeared, and I don't know how to come to this uninhabited wilderness, anyway, the current environment is except for the young generals and outsiders, empty, well, yes, not only is there no one, not even an animal, not even an object, some is a blank field that can not be seen at a glance, the soil under the feet is, the earth camellia noodles.
Everyone of the young generals looked left and right, hoping to see the city and the houses and streets they had just walked through, but it was empty, and they didn't see anything, and the young generals felt their hairs stand up, and a desolate and strange feeling arose.
"Arrived" A scream from the outside, I don't know if it was intentional or not, anyway, this shout really scared the young generals who had no bottom in their hearts.
Leng Feng couldn't help but say angrily: "What are you calling? You can't be quiet? You scream like this, you, you call like this... ”
Leng Feng's voice became smaller and smaller, as he and everyone else saw another unfamiliar scene in front of them, but see:
The sky is an infinite pink, pink and pink, and there is a foot-high oily grass growing on the ground, and the grass is endless, and there are chickens and ducks and other animals walking in the grass, but the strange thing is that they are not only huge, big like ostriches on the earth, but also all hairless...
Leng Mastiff Mo looked at these animals and couldn't help but step forward and shine a big rooster closest to him, which was a kick...
'Bang' The big rooster fell to the ground in response, Leng Mastiff Mo was still angry, he came to the lying rooster and kicked it again. . .
"Poof" Leng Mastiff's kick was good, and he kicked it into the rooster's stomach, and a smell of roast chicken spread from the rooster's belly, Leng Mastiff Mo retracted his foot in surprise, but saw that his legs and feet were covered with greasy. . .
"It's just a roast chicken, why are you kicking him so desperately?" Wai Sheng smiled and grabbed a handful of meat from the upside-down rooster and handed it to Leng Mastiff Mo.
"This is a live roast chicken, just now I specially sent you its own meat, but you, hey, there is no need to kick it, yes, don't blame those who don't know, now, you can eat this roast chicken." ”
"Wang... Leng Mastiff Mo put the so-called roast chicken handed over by Waisheng into his mouth, chewed it for a long time and swallowed it, and said: "Wangwang, also, it's really roast chicken, it tastes so good, but how is it alive?"
The river is a beautiful and appetizing orange-yellow, a stream of Mirinda sourness, yes, mixed with all kinds of sweet tastes, straight into the nostrils of the young generals...
Xihong looked at the cute color of the river, and couldn't help but take a handful of it with his hand, drink it to his mouth and taste it...
"Hmm" Xihong nodded with satisfaction at first, then raised his neck and drank the 'river water' in his hand.
"It's really a Mirinda, the taste, the taste of pure 'Mirinda'. Xihong said with emotion.
"And this" Bai Ling squatted on the ground, took a handful of oily, grass, Bai Ling also put the so-called 'grass' in his mouth and chewed.
"Puff" you two only chewed a few bites, and spit the so-called 'grass' in your mouth on the ground of the oil tea noodles...
"What's wrong?" asked with concern, "Is it because it tastes bad?"
"French fries" When Bai Ling said this, his expression was very complicated: "I, I have loved to eat French fries since I was a child, and I have eaten too much, so, ah, my mother said, don't let me eat it anymore, but I, I accidentally ate French fries against my mother's wishes, I... ”
"It's okay" The waisheng patted Bai Ling's shoulder with relief, and pointed to Bai Ling's spit on the ground, and said with a smile: "Haven't you already vomited, on behalf of your mother, I won't blame you anymore, it doesn't matter if you don't eat french fries, look over there... ”
Waisheng pointed to a large brown area in the distance, patted Bai Ling's shoulder and smiled: "See, it's a 'spicy strip' land, some are spicy strips, it's okay if you don't eat French fries, but I believe that you won't resist the temptation of spicy strips, the spicy strips here are delicious and unlimited, as many as you want, you're, yes, let go of eating spicy strips." ”
Xiaobo thought for a while and nodded: "Yes, no matter what you say, it's our child, it doesn't matter if he's a human race or a demon race, anyway, I gave birth to a lot, and I will give birth in the future, it's better to give birth to more than 20 at a time." ”
Leng Xi let out a sigh of relief, fortunately, his daughter-in-law almost didn't let his father rebel, the most important thing is that Xiao Gao also followed the fool, and finally his daughter-in-law came to her senses, but fortunately, it was okay.
Xiao Ran also touched his stomach and looked at Xiao Nineteen: "Little Nineteen, you said that our children, will there be many of them with me, if the boys follow me to talk about it, it doesn't matter if the boys have black spots, but the girls had better follow you, how cute they look at white and tender." “
When Xiao Nineteen heard this, Xiao Ran said this, touched Xiao Ran's stomach and said, "Don't think about it so much, isn't it cute for girls to be black, you see that I like you and marry you." ”
When Xiao Ran heard this, his heart relaxed a lot, and he said, "If only it wasn't half black and half white." Xiao Nineteen smiled and said, "If it is really a child born, it is still a rare product." ”
Speaking of this, he looked at Xiao Ran: "If you follow it, you still have a big advantage." ”
Xiao Ran's eyes widened when he heard this: "Why don't I feel any advantages?" Look at the children here, they are all dark and small, and they don't see any advantages." ”
Xiao Nineteen smiled: "If you follow your dungeon people, you will be born to fly, whether it is in terms of combat effectiveness, or in terms of speed, in any aspect, it is stronger than our side." We are supernatural, and we will only grow wings when we reach the fifth level, that is, like the big grandfather and the little grandfather, we can be comparable to the ordinary people in your dungeon, and you are born with wings and can fly. ”
When Xiao Ran heard this, she regained some self-confidence, because in front of Xiao Nineteen, she was always a little ashamed of herself, after all, Xiao Nineteen was good and capable, the most important thing was white, and she couldn't be compared to her.
That's how the wedding feast is, everyone can find some funny things to say to make everyone happy. Then everyone's focus naturally fell on the newcomer, Xiao Eighteen and Yan Yan, so they became the target of everyone's attack.
The prince looked at everyone and said, "Now you all study me and Xiao Jiu, and what Xiao Jiu and Xiao Ran will have." But shouldn't we consider what the two of them, Xiao Eighteen and Yan, can give birth to? One of them is a demon clan, and the other is a celestial, what kind of children will they give birth to? )