Chapter 15: Telling Jokes

Huang Guolun was still thinking about Bai Yao, and suddenly Zhao Jing asked about Zhao Yan's development, and his thoughts were pulled back.

After thinking for a while, he said truthfully: "Your sister is a very good person and is very suitable to be friends, but we have to go one step closer...... I find it a little difficult. ”

Zhao Jing asked very directly: "You don't like my sister?"

"It's not a question of whether you can't look at it or not. Your sister and I have just met, so we don't know each other yet. But I always feel that your sister is a little too literate and doesn't eat the fireworks of the world. She must find someone who is particularly suitable for her in every way in order to be happy. It's better to be friends with an uncle like me. ”

This is Huang Guolun's true thoughts, if there is no Huang Tao, he may have the idea of looking at Zhao Yan one step closer and everywhere, because in many ways, Zhao Yan and him are quite similar, they both have their own persistence, and their ambitions seem to be more compatible.

If it were just the two of them, they might live a very literary life when they get along.

But with yellow peaches, it's a different story.

Now that Huang Guolun chooses the other half, he must first consider Huang Tao, and he wants to find a woman who can be responsible for Huang Tao.

Zhao Jing agreed with Huang Guolun's opinion very much, and sighed: "Alas, my sister is indeed like this, it is very unrealistic, and she always fantasizes about a romantic life, just like a fairy tale." But how can real life be a fairy tale, and even if it is, it is a dark version of a fairy tale. She usually cries when she watches TV series and novels, even if it is a bad drama, she will be moved, which is called hypocrisy. ”

"It's not hypocrisy, it's kindness. ”

"What, she's just too simple, too easy to be moved. You say she's twenty-seven, and she's like a little girl who doesn't know anything about the world. Watching the talent show, those people obviously made up the identities and plots, she still believes it, and she is very moved, I am convinced of her. ”

Huang Guolun smiled and did not comment on this.

"Alas, she has been waiting for so many years and she can't wait for the happiness she wants, I'm really afraid that she will delay it all the time. My aunt is anxious for her. Mr. Huang, if there is a reliable man around you, don't forget to introduce my sister and help her solve the problem of lifelong events. I think she will only come out of this fairy-tale world of lies when she gets married. ”

"I'll take a look. But I think your sister is more resistant to being introduced. As long as she is responsible for herself, let her go on her own path that she chooses, and others will only add to her troubles. ”

"You know my sister a lot. Zhao Jing tilted her head and glanced at Huang Guolun, followed by a hot brain, and asked Huang Guolun: "What do you think of me?"

"What are you doing?"

"Do you think it's possible for the two of us?"

Always tilting his body to look at Huang Guolun, Zhao Jing raised this question very boldly.

Huang Guolun's old heart was hot, and between the lightning and flint, he felt a little strange in his heart.

But soon, he calmed down, poured cold water on himself, and said, "Don't tease me, don't you have a boyfriend." ”

"You've become an ex-boyfriend. ”

"Huh?" Huang Guolun frowned helplessly, and there was a faint tendency of cold sweat behind him.

"Haha, I'm kidding you, I'm scared of you. Actually, I don't have a boyfriend at all, and I haven't had a boyfriend since I graduated. I tell a lot of people that I have a boyfriend to avoid some unnecessary trouble, and I don't like the bees that are always buzzing around me. ”

"Oh. Huang Guolun probably understood.

"Don't just look good, is it possible for the two of us? If it's possible, I want to try what it's like to fall in love with my uncle. ”

"I don't feel it, you broke this thought. I don't want to fall in love with anyone now, I just want to find a virtuous woman to start a family. ”

"Marriage and starting a family also need to be built on the basis of love, right? If you don't even love each other, how can you be happy when you form a family?"

"You're right, but my goal is to find a woman my age, preferably no more than three years old. Too young a girl, I can't handle it. When you have children, you will understand that love games cannot be played by people like us. ”

was rejected by Huang Guolun very thoroughly, and Zhao Jing said with a little loss: "Okay, I'll just say it casually." I think you're an interesting uncle, and I think I'm lucky to have a friend like you. ”

Huang Guolun smiled and nodded, trying not to speak, so as not to let Zhao Jing misunderstand anything.

Drove silently for a while.

Zhao Jing couldn't stand the embarrassing atmosphere in the car, so she spoke first: "Teacher Huang, when you talk about your son and music, you always talk eloquently, your eyes light up, and you like to be silent and pretend to be cool when you are other times, don't you?"

Huang Guolun said helplessly: "What kind of cool am I pretending." It's just that when I don't know what to say, I don't like to have nothing to say, that's all. ”

"Do you tell jokes, then?"

"Huh?"

"When you're not talking, telling jokes is actually a great way to set the mood up. Zhao Jing seemed to be teaching Huang Guolun how to communicate with each other, and said, "Why don't I tell you a joke about Yao Ming and Xiaosi first." ”

"Okay. You speak, I listen. ”

Before she could talk about it, Zhao Jing giggled first, and then said when she had laughed enough: "This is a small four-series I heard recently, it's funny." It is said that Guo Xiaosi and Yao Ming went out to participate in business activities together, and due to the lack of rooms in the hotel, they were forced to stay in the same room. At night, Xiao Si saw Yao Ming lying on Simmons' bed with a length and width of five meters, and was very envious, so he said to Yao Ming: "Your bed is so good, unlike my bed board that is cold and hard. Yao Ming comforted Xiao Si: "Okay, don't think about it, go to sleep, come, I'll help you cover the quilt." With that, Yao Ming closed the pencil case...... Haha! Pencil case. ”

Huang Guolun forced out a little smile to cooperate with Zhao Jing.

"Isn't it funny? This joke is so funny! There are so many stories between Xiaosi and Yao Ming, and every time I listen to it, I feel very happy. Of course, I don't mean personal attacks, don't get me wrong, I just think it's funny. ”

Huang Guolun was speechless, thinking to himself that this is not a personal attack?

There is also a special joke, which is that Xiao Si held back his strength, jumped hard, and punched Yao Ming in the knee with anger. Haha! on your knees. After Zhao Jing finished speaking, she laughed to herself.

Huang Guolun sighed with emotion in his heart, the generation gap between him and today's young people is really getting deeper and deeper.

Before having Huang Tao, this feeling was not very obvious, but after becoming a single father, he really felt that it was becoming more and more impossible to talk to an unscrupulous young man like Zhao Jing.

"Mr. Huang, I've told you two jokes, and you can tell me one too. "Zhao Jing, this is purely speechless. Let a girl like her, who is usually a boy holding her and chatting and making her laugh, has nothing to say, Huang Guolun is enough.

Taking the opportunity of waiting for the red light, Huang Guolun thought quietly and said, "I'm not very good at telling jokes. There's an old one, I don't know if you've heard of it, it's Armstrong's. ”

"Tour de France champion Armstrong?"

"No, a little older, it's the story of Armstrong, the first astronaut to land on the moon. ”

"This ...... I don't think I've heard of it, so tell me about it. ”

"Armstrong famously said, 'It's a small step for me, but it's a giant leap for humanity.'" On returning to the dropship, he actually said something inexplicable: 'Good luck, Mr. Gosky.' ’”

Zhao Jing listened carefully, trying to find a laugh in Huang Guolun's jokes.

Most people hadn't heard what Armstrong said later, and NASA people thought it didn't mean much, probably referring to some Soviet cosmonaut. But after checking around, neither the Soviet Union nor NASA had such a person as Gosky. Every year after that, many people asked Armstrong what the phrase 'good luck, Mr. Gosky' meant, and he laughed and didn't answer.

It wasn't until July 5, 1995, in TampaBay, Florida, that a reporter poked out the question that had been asked for 26 years again, and this time Armstrong finally spoke. Mr. Goskey had died not long ago, and Armstrong felt he could answer.

When he was a child, one day, he was playing baseball in the yard with his friends. His friend hit the ball under the window of his neighbor's house, Mr. and Mrs. Gosky.

As Armstrong bent down to pick up the ball, he heard the couple arguing, and Mrs. Goskey shouted, 'You want to sleep with me?'

After speaking, Huang Guolun felt very funny and smiled.

This time, it was replaced by Zhao Jing's embarrassed face: "Okay, let's just take it as a joke, it seems that you really don't know how to tell jokes." After talking so much, I thought you gave me popular science aerospace knowledge. ”

"I'm really not very good at telling jokes, and I'm like my son in that regard. He's a living treasure, and he often says something very interesting and does something very mindless. ”

"For example?"

For example, he often told me that human potential can be stimulated. If you give him 20 pounds of bricks, he may not be able to carry them, but if you give him 20 pounds of cones, he will definitely pick them up and run. Hehe, I don't even know where he learned these little cleverness. ”

"Your son is really more interesting than you, haha. ”

"Not really. ”

Talking about Huang Tao, Huang Guolun opened the conversation: "I remember last year's Spring Festival, this kid was naughty and set off guns, always looking for a cigarette box or plastic bottle or something, he likes the feeling of blowing up things." Later, I didn't look at him, and he ran to the public toilet on a whim to blow up the pit. I only heard a loud bang, and an uncle rushed out of it, his pants didn't have time to mention, a butt of shit, that called a thunderstorm, he grabbed the peach, looked at him for a while, but didn't hit him, just gritted his teeth angrily and said: Boy, if it weren't for the fact that you were also blown up with shit all over your face, Lao Tzu would have to cut you to death today!"

Actually, when I was a child, I used to blow up the thatched house, but I was not as exaggerated as he was. ”

Talking about yellow peaches, the atmosphere in the car is finally not so awkward.

Since then, Huang Guolun has been chatting with Zhao Jing about Huang Tao's interesting things, and his tone is full of indignation, reprimand and helplessness about Huang Tao's actions, but in his heart, everyone can hear that he loves his son so much. Otherwise, he wouldn't have remembered all the little things that Huang Tao had done.

After listening to Huang Tao's many interesting things, Zhao Jing thought of Huang Tao's pickling show in Zhongshan Park that day, and fell in love with this little guy seriously.

She even thought that if only there was such a cute boy by her side, she would definitely chase him!

When Zhao Jing was sent home, it was almost eleven o'clock.

Zhao Jing used a foot injury as an excuse to ask Huang Guolun to send her upstairs, just go upstairs to sit, recognize the door, and visit the door later.

Huang Guolun was still thinking about Bai Yao, so he didn't send Zhao Jing upstairs, and after being "forced" by Zhao Jing to add a WeChat, he turned the head of the car and left from the Pearl River Dijing, and went straight to the boat to find Bai Yao.

By the time he got back to the boat, it was almost half past eleven.

The mat performance of the White Night Walk has long since ended.

At this time, the band on the stage was singing hotly, called the Poison Corpse Man.

Just by the name, you know how bloody and perverted the band's style is.

The style of this band is particularly manic, typical of industrial metal.

Purely from the perspective of industrial metal, their songs are quite durable.

But the lead singer of this band always has a greasy expression on his face, which makes people extremely sick to their stomachs.

Huang Guolun asked the bartender about Bai Yexing, and learned that the young men had already packed up their instruments and left, so he no longer stayed in the bar.

The next Saturday, as usual, Huang Guolun drove his mother and Huang Tao to the hot spring villa in the northern suburbs, where the family was going to spend the weekend.

After dinner in the evening, when he was staring at eight o'clock, Huang Guolun wanted to drive back to the city from the suburbs, and then come to the boat bar to find Bai Yao.

Before, the bartender said that Bai Yao would perform at the boat bar on Friday and Saturday nights.

But just as he was about to go out, he was pulled back by his brother Huang Guokun.

Huang Guokun has a big oily back like Fa Ge, and he always likes to smoke a cigar, which is very stylish, and his speech is also like a big brother: "Why are you going? ”

"I'm going out. ”

"Something?"

"It's nothing, what's wrong, you have something to do with me?"

"Didn't our company just make a big online movie - "Biochemical Era", I have already taken the sample, and the soundtrack and everything have been added. If you're okay, just take a look at it for me and give me a review. ”

"How can I understand movies, you better let my mother help you watch it, she understands movies." ”

"No, no, she can't accept a Resident Evil-style movie, and she will definitely comment on it after watching it, so you can help me watch it. You don't have to watch anything else, just see how the soundtrack of this movie goes. This is what I paid for by a professional music team, but I always feel that it is not good enough, you can help me see what is wrong. If it doesn't work, I'll send them the soundtrack back overnight and get them back to work. ”

Looking at what Huang Guokun means, this matter needs to be grasped quickly, Huang Guolun can only let go of Bai Yao's matter first, and wait for the opportunity to find Bai Yao in the future, and help Huang Guokun check it today.