Chapter 16: Pinching the face

Huang Guokun dragged Huang Guolun back to the lobby of his antique Chinese villa.

After the meal, the family was drinking tea and chatting and watching TV in the lobby.

Huang Tao's grandfather Huang Han, grandmother Zhou Yunfen, and grandpa and grandmother are all there.

Huang Tao is holding a cone in one hand, and is sitting on his grandfather's lap, enjoying the doting of his elders with great happiness.

Huang Han is a teacher, and he has his own elegance.

After so many years in business, he still has a kind of temperament that is not stained by mud.

Wearing a half-sleeved white shirt and linen pants at the moment, his image is no different from when he was teaching more than twenty years ago, except that the material of his clothes has become better, and the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes have increased.

Looking at the grandson in his arms, Huang Han felt indescribable joy in his heart. It is said that the next generation loves children, this is true, Huang Han's attitude towards Huang Tao is much better than when he took Huang Guokun and Huang Guolun.

Even if Huang Tao made a mistake, he, as a grandfather, couldn't bear to blame Huang Tao, at most, he reasoned with Huang Tao calmly.

There is a grandfather who is the most powerful in the family to support him, and in the northern suburbs villa, Huang Tao really does whatever he wants, and he doesn't take Huang Guolun in his eyes at all.

At this time, Huang Guolun followed Huang Guokun into the house.

Seeing that Huang Tao was eating a cone again, Huang Guolun secretly glared at Huang Tao, which made Huang Tao a little restrained.

Huang Tao smiled and deliberately compared the cone to Huang Guolun, and under Huang Guolun's secretly annoyed gaze, he licked the cone with relish, arrogant mess!

Huang Guolun was so angry that he could only grit his teeth secretly, in front of the elders, he couldn't clean up the yellow peach, and wait until he returned to the city to settle the account after the autumn.

Zhou Yunfen and Huang Han chatted about gossip: "Have you heard that Mr. Li, who used to teach chemistry in No. 2 Middle School, his lover won 5 million yuan in lottery tickets last week. ”

Huang Guokun said babblingly: "There are really people who can win, this chance is small enough." ”

Zhou Yunfen said: "Who says it's not, the probability of winning the lottery jackpot is smaller than the probability of being struck by lightning, I really don't understand why so many people are keen to buy." ”

Grandma spoke: "Everyone wants to get rich." ”

Huang Han smiled: "That's the case, most people who are keen to buy lottery tickets know very well in their hearts how small the probability of 5 million among them is." ”

Huang Tao added: "But they know better in their hearts that the probability of earning 5 million by their own efforts is smaller, so they will buy lottery tickets." ”

These words instantly shocked everyone in the room.

Huang Han smiled and sighed: "It's still my grandson who can see it clearly." ”

Huang Guokun scratched his big back and said incomprehensibly: "How do I feel, my eldest nephew is smarter than me." ”

Zhou Yunfen smiled: "You don't have to feel it, our peaches are smarter than you!"

The yellow peach was praised and even more proud, licking the cone beautifully.

Huang Guolun couldn't stand it anymore: "Peach, you're almost ready, how many cones have you eaten today?

Zhou Yunfen stopped: "Don't you keep screaming about children, okay? Our cones are made of organic raw materials, with very low sugar content, and they are healthy food." ”

"You can't eat like this for your health! Look he's fat now. Huang Guolun pointed to Huang Tao and Zhou Yunfen to reason.

Huang Han educated Huang Guolun: "It doesn't matter if children are fat, this is a blessing." ”

Seeing his grandparents supporting him, his arrogance instantly became arrogant, Huang Tao and Huang Guolun raised the bar: "My grandfather is 85 years old, isn't he alive and well, how healthy!"

Huang Guolun asked him: "Your grandfather's health is because he eats cones every day?"

Huang Tao snorted: "Of course not, it's because my grandfather never meddles with things." ”

K——O!

Huang Tao's words directly hit Huang Guolun.

"Hahaha. ”

Grandpa, grandma, Huang Han, Huang Guokun and others were amused and laughed.

Only Zhou Yunfen saw it, and Huang Guolun was holding back the fire in his heart.

She was worried that Huang Guolun would clean up the yellow peach when he went back, so she hurriedly played a round game: "Little peach, don't keep talking to your father, he is also for your good." ”

"I know, and I'm doing it for my good. Huang Tao's words made people speechless.

"Look at what he's used to now. Huang Guolun complained to his parents.

Huang Han said without anger: "What is it? I think it's good, our little peach is the cutest." ”

"It's still grandpa, you know me best!" Huang Tao spoiled in his grandfather's arms.

Zhou Yunfen called Huang Tao: "Don't be tired of your grandfather, eat the cone in your left hand quickly, and come over to tell your grandfather and grandmother how you are doing in kindergarten this week." ”

Grandma asked Huang Tao kindly: "Little Peach, how many little red flowers have you got this week?"

Huang Tao quickly finished the cone in his left hand, shook his fingers, compared three fingers to everyone, and proudly said: "I have improved this week compared to last week, and I have got a little red flower for three consecutive days!"

"What good things have you done this week, getting three little red flowers?" Huang Guokun thought that Huang Tao was interesting, so he was not in a hurry to take Huang Guolun to review the film, so he picked up a big red apple from the coffee table, "chirped" and took a bite, and sat aside to ask Huang Tao.

Huang Guolun told everyone: "What good things can he do, his standard for getting little red flowers is much lower than that of other children." As long as he is not naughty, the kindergarten teacher will send him a little red flower. ”

Huang Han asked Huang Tao with a smile: "So, you have been naughty for two more days this week?"

"Hee-hee. ”

Huang Tao squeezed out a wicked smile: "Grandpa, I'm a good boy, I don't lie to you, in fact, I'm naughty every day, but I haven't been caught by Teacher Li for three days, so I got a little red flower." ”

"My eldest nephew is really smarter than me, I think at the beginning, when I was naughty in kindergarten, I would be caught by the teacher every time. ”

"You just keep shopping, sooner or later you will be caught by the teacher. Huang Guolun counted the yellow peaches.

"I also found out that it is easy to be caught by the teacher when I am naughty in the morning and evening, so I am naughty at noon now. ”

"You...... ¥%&#%&@!"Huang Guolun is about to be smoked.

"Peach, how naughty you have been this week, tell grandpa. ”

"Actually, I'm not very naughty, I'm all learning from my dad. ”

"Phew, don't put the blame on me. ”

"How did you learn from your father?" Huang Hanci asked Huang Tao with a smile.

"My dad always complains to my grandmother, saying that he is always tired of eating at home, and he has to go out to rub every once in a while. I think he has a point. So on Monday morning, when breakfast was distributed in the kindergarten, I complained to our teacher Li that it was too boring to eat in the cafeteria, and I had to go outside every once in a while to rub it out. ”

Huang Guolun was embarrassed, this ...... It seems that he is really learning from him.

"Your teacher agreed?"

Huang Guokun was very big brother and nibbled on apples, and asked Huang Tao with interest.

"At first, I didn't agree, but then I had to go out to eat, but Mr. Li couldn't resist me, so he moved my small bench and dining table outside the cafeteria and allowed me to eat outside. ”

Huang Guokun smiled and said, "This is called eating outside?"

The elders were all amused.

Huang Tao said smugly: "It's good to eat outside, no teacher keeps watching, I can eat whenever I want to eat a few bites of snacks, no one cares about me, super free!"

Huang Guolun trained Huang Tao: "You are all smart!"

Zhou Yunfen was not happy, and hated Huang Guolun: "Don't keep saying that our peaches are smart, this is really smart, what a little cleverness." Most children don't have the intelligence in our peaches. ”

In order to prove it, Zhou Yunyun asked Huang Tao: "Come, Peach, tell grandpa and grandma about your teacher Li doing experiments for you on Wednesday." ”

Huang Tao licked a few mouthfuls of the cone before saying: "Oh, that experiment, it's quite interesting, Mr. Li first filled a bottle with small stones, and then filled it with a lot of fine sand, and finally it seemed to be full, she actually put a small half bottle of water into it, which is amazing." She said the experiment taught us a truth – there is no end to learning. ”

Zhou Yunfen nodded with satisfaction, feeling that Huang Tao was really teachable!

Huang Tao continued: "Actually, after thinking about it carefully, I think that this experiment that Mr. Li gave us not only taught us endless learning, but also told us a more important truth. ”

"What's more important?" Zhou Yunfen hadn't heard Huang Tao say this, so he asked curiously.

"This experiment tells us that when eating a buffet, we must not drink the drink first, but drink it last, so that we can eat the most. ”

"¥......#@¥......@#¥......" It was finally Zhou Yunfen's turn to be speechless.

Seeing his mother's blow, Huang Guolun secretly became proud, thinking that you are still used to him, and if you are used to it, he will play his little cleverness to the sky!

Huang Guokun was amused by Huang Tao and laughed to death, threw the apple core, wiped his hands with a tissue, and was about to pinch Huang Tao's fat face, and praised: "My eldest nephew is too smart!"

Huang Tao flexibly turned his neck, dodged Huang Guokun's big hand, and said solemnly: "Uncle, don't pinch my face in the future, I will never allow others to pinch my face in the future, and I won't pinch it myself." ”

Huang Guolun snorted and said, "What's the matter, I know that my face is big, and I'm afraid that I will be pinched bigger?"

Huang Tao ignored Huang Guolun and reasoned with everyone: "I know now that pinching people's faces is a very bad thing." ”

Huang Han smiled and asked him, "Why is it bad?"

"At noon the day before yesterday, our kindergarten pardoned each of our children to eat and play without taking a nap. ”

"And this?" Zhou Yunfen was a little surprised.

"We had a great time at noon that day, everyone was eating cones, and Li Yaxin gave me her cones to eat. When she smiles, two cute little dimples will appear on the side of her mouth, which are very beautiful. After I ate the tenth cone, she said to me with a red face: Brother Peach, you can eat ten cones in one go, it's amazing! I'm so porridge with you! I must marry you when I grow up!"

Huang Guolun didn't believe it: "What nonsense are you talking about, right? Li Yaxin can tell you this?"

"It's hard to believe, right? At that time, I was also happy and confused, and I couldn't believe that Li Yaxin's porridge was to the extent that I would marry me in the future. At that time, I said to her: I don't believe you will marry me. She said, "Don't believe me, you can pinch your face." As soon as I heard it, I pinched it......" Huang Tao stopped talking.

"And then?" Huang Guokun desperately wanted to know the result.

"Then ......," Huang Tao said aggrievedly, "and then I woke up! Since then, I have sworn that no one will pinch my face again, and I will not pinch it myself." What a happy thing is, it will become empty because of pinching the face, and pinching the face is really hateful!"