Chapter 4 Scolding

Yang Zhi felt powerless to complain, but Zhang Lei clapped his hands and said: "Okay, good, worthy of being an old drama bone, the performance is in place." If you weren't a little too old and not obscene enough, this line would have left you to speak. ”

Yang Zhi wanted to scold his mother when he heard this: he is old, which is understandable, but what does it mean to be not obscene enough?

Isn't it because I look very obscene? Even if I did, I couldn't say that......

Zhang Lei looked at Yang Zhi and said, "Do you see it?" just follow the way he just looked, after all, you are a trick, and you can't ask too much of you, just be so-so." ”

"I ......"

Yang Zhi's heart refused, but he thought about it: Maybe he doesn't know the acting world of this world, even on the earth, every place has different customs and habits, not to mention one world and another?

Maybe people in this world like to watch this kind of exaggerated performance.

In this way, Yang Zhi remembered the film and television works he watched when he was a child, such as Mr. Bean, Cat and Mouse, and Sanmao Wanderings.

At the beginning, these works did not have any lines, and were performed entirely by various body movements and music.

Maybe the film and television industry in this world has just started, and there is no good script and mature performance system, as an outsider, it is better to follow the local customs.

So, Yang Zhi had no choice but to follow the old man's appearance, with a short body, one foot in front and one foot behind. Then the shoulders were cowardly, the foot in front of him was still swinging, and his face was raised, looking like the eldest of the heavens, the second of the earth, and the third of me.

Even he himself feels that his current appearance is very weak, and if he is accompanied by two doglegs, he must be a gentleman's image.

Then he kept shaking his body like a convulsion, and said to Brother Zhang: "Hello Brother Diao, you are a divine bird, grass grows on your head, there is more hair and less meat, and you ....... take a bath in rice soup."

After Brother Zhang saw it, he nodded with satisfaction and said, "Very good, very good, but the understanding is good." You may be a newcomer, but you are still learning very quickly. Now I'm the eagle, I'll give you a wing......"

As soon as his voice fell, he raised his hand directly at Yang Zhiyi.

Yang Zhi immediately flew out upside down, he had practiced this trick for a long time, and on the earth, a very famous director also praised him, just with his capable movements and traceless posture, he couldn't see any pretentiousness at all.

In the later stage, as long as you add special skills, whether it is adding mana fluctuations or internal qi fluctuations, it is the same as being knocked away by mana and internal force.

It's just that before he could be complacent, he heard Zhang Lei shake his head at him and say:

"I said, what's the matter with you? As soon as I waved my wings, you flew out upside down and lay motionless on the ground, did you act like that?"

"Not ......"

Yang Zhi is completely blindsided, although it is not the same world, but the acting generation gap between the two worlds is not so big, right?

is just a lunch box actor, just a trick. When I die, I didn't fall down as soon as you stretched out your hand or raised a knife, did I have to struggle for a long time?

He asked with some doubts: "Brother Zhang, don't all dead people act like this?"

"Hey, a newcomer is a newcomer, it's really troublesome. After Zhang Lei finished speaking, he pointed to the old man again and said, "You show him how to die again! If you don't look like a bandit, I will directly let you say this line." ”

Yang Zhi heard the black line on his face, what does it mean that the old man doesn't look like a bandit?

The old man ran out again and again, but he was not in a hurry to perform, but looked at Zhang Lei and said, "Brother Zhang, you watched me perform twice, and my stomach was hungry......"

"You can get two boxes of lunch boxes at noon today!"

"Alas, thank you Brother Zhang. ”

The old man stood in front of Zhang Lei with satisfaction, and then began to say 'sheep crazy', and then began to read the brain-dead lines.

Yang Zhi's eyes widened, he was very curious, how to die to be qualified?

I saw Zhang Lei wave his hand, and then the old man took several steps back, covering his chest with one hand, and vomiting blood in his mouth. After his body finally stood firm, he slowly stretched out his other hand, pointed at Zhang Lei, and said in a hoarse voice: "You ......"

Then his body fell to the side.

Yang Zhi looked at this brain-dead performance with a black line on his face, this is so fake that it can't be faker anymore!

However, I thought that the old man would fall down with a thud, but the old man's body had been tilted to 45 degrees, but he suddenly straightened his waist, his steps kept changing, as if he had drunk wine, and he walked on the ground and took gossip steps.

After tossing like this for four or five seconds, he fell to the ground with a thud......

Yang Zhi couldn't help but complain, this kind of brain-dead death, he couldn't act out even if he was killed!

But before he could complain, he saw the old man who was already standing up, but he suddenly sat up again, stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhang Lei again and said, "It's so ruthless......"

After saying that, he lay down again, and then his legs kicked again, and finally there was no reaction......

"Ruthless your sister! Ruthless your face! Your uncle!"

Yang Zhi couldn't stand it anymore, and finally burst into foul language at everyone!

"Y-How are you scolding?"

Zhang Lei lifted his glasses, and then angrily pointed at Yang Zhi and asked.

"Is that called scolding? Then I'm going to scold you today! Is that what you call acting? It's bullshit!"

Yang Zhi was angry, and he didn't care about the 50 yuan package fee and lunch, he continued to point at Zhang Lei and scolded:

"What kind of broken TV are you playing? How brainless people are to watch your TV? It's just a tricky way to die, of course, you need to be neat. The audience is here to watch the plot and the story, not to see how a trick dies! By doing so, you are not only wasting the audience's time and mood, but also wasting your resources!"

Yang Zhi's voice became louder and louder, and finally attracted the other members of the crew and the director.

"What's going on? What's going on?"

The obscene-looking Feng Dao walked over and asked Zhang Lei.

Zhang Lei wiped the sweat from his head, hurriedly walked to Director Feng's side, and whispered to him.

After listening to this, Director Feng looked at Yang Zhi and asked:

"You're a newcomer, don't you know the rules so much! How to act is up to us, and you still care so much about being a trickster? Do you know that in the whole of China, I am one of the best directors, and I have you to advise me on the TV rounds I shoot? Even if I shoot dogs and, there are still many people watching it!"

Yang Zhi's anger came up with a 'rub', and he pointed at Director Feng's nose and scolded:

"You don't shoot good things, and you don't want people to scold you? Is fame the reason why you make bad movies? You can't rely on your fame to make some bad movies to fool the audience!

If you don't have a good script, you can stop filming, you can rest, your fame is there, and the audience still respects you and won't forget you!

But you can't shoot all kinds of broken scripts! Let's just say that you, "The Condor Boy", if you write about a Condor and a teenager who grew up together since childhood, have a deep relationship, one party is in trouble, and the other party desperately rescues each other, although it is a little clichΓ©, but it is not too bad.

But look at what your script ends up with? I actually ate the Condor! I'll eat you in the face!

You ask the tricks present, aside from your fame and identity, if they didn't participate in the show, would they be interested in watching such a bad movie!"

Yang Zhi scolded in a good mood, and finally vented the fire that he had just held in his stomach, but at this moment, a system prompt sounded in his mind:

"Ding, this spit was recognized by 56 people, exchange points +5"