Chapter 3 Exaggerated acting

When everyone saw Yang Zhi falling, they all looked at him.

Brother Zhang said nonchalantly: "You haven't started acting yet, what are you anxious about?"

"I ........" Yang Zhi got up, looked at the old man and said, "Hey, uncle, at such an old age, just for the sake of a trick, do you really want to give up your life?"

Brother Zhang pushed his glasses and said, "The acting is good, then you can come too, it's just one more person." ”

What's the situation?

Yang Zhi was circled again, why can't he keep up with their rhythm?

Didn't this old man do anything? Why did he act well?

Before Yang Zhi could figure it out, a group of people were brought in.

Soon after, he arrived at a shooting location, and Yang Zhi looked around and found that the shooting style was ancient.

Just look at the actors around them who are wearing makeup, all wearing long shirts and holding swords.

As soon as Brother Zhang, the man with glasses, brought people in, he saw a man about forty years old, thin, a little obscene, wearing a peaked cap, and slightly darker skin, shouting to Brother Zhang with glasses:

"Zhang Lei, have all the tricks been found, how is the quality?"

"Director Feng, don't worry, these people are very dedicated. And there are old drama bones, there must be no problem!" Zhang Lei immediately replied.

Yang Zhi wants to complain again, playing a corpse, also needs dedication and old drama bones?

Okay, hold back and get this lunch box in your hands.

I saw Director Feng said with satisfaction: "Okay, let them change their clothes, and after they finish, I'll tell them the plot." ”

And when he had said that, he departed and commanded the rest of the men to do their work.

Zhang Lei immediately took Yang Zhi and them to change their clothes, and while changing their clothes, he said:

"The name of our TV is "Condor Boy", which tells the story of a teenager and an Condor who met and grew up together. Later, you play a group of bandits who were killed by the Condor, and you only need to leave one person to say a line, and the rest of the people will just stand up to the corpse. ”

After listening to this plot, Yang Zhi felt that although this plot was old-fashioned, if the script was not too bad and the actors acted well enough, it would still be good.

This must be a TV series that illustrates the deep relationship between a teenager and the Condor, and maybe the two will have a touching emotional story......

"Brother Zhang, can you tell me what the ending is?" asked a gossipy question.

Zhang Lei said casually: "The ending, after a lot of hardships, the boy and the Condor have grown up, and the boy has enough strength to finally win against the Condor, and then.... Ate the Condor. ”

I sweat ....

The black line on Yang Zhi's head is rising, what does it mean to eat the Condor?

Shouldn't it be that the Condor and the protagonist are in trouble and the other party sacrifices their lives to save each other?

In the end, the protagonist of this drama actually has the strength and eats the Condor?

What a broken TV and a broken script!

Forget it, my brother is here to play the trick, it doesn't matter if his script is bad or not, just give the money to manage the lunch------!

Yang Zhi couldn't help but interject and asked, "Brother Zhang, let me ask: Since we are bandits, why did the Condor kill us?"

He has long been curious, why did he have a blue nose and swollen face when he chose the dragon set?

I thought it was on the battlefield, so I just found a place to lie down. But listening to Brother Zhang's introduction, this is a little wrong!

If you play the role of a bandit, don't you need a bandit leader to shout: 'I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, I want to pass by here, leave to buy road money' and then be killed?

Now they all have blue noses and swollen faces, and the direct camera is a corpse, is there such a performance?

Brother Zhang glared at Yang Zhi, and said angrily: "Hey, I said what's the matter with you guy? You are indeed a newcomer, right? Why is there so much nonsense! By the way, you talk so much, why don't you read the lines, and then be killed by the Condor after reading!"

Lines?

Yang Zhi was excited, when he was on Earth, he was a trick hundreds of times, but he didn't say a single line!

Now I finally have a chance to read the lines!

As for whether the plot is reasonable, put it aside, anyway, I'm not interested in watching it, just act as required!

He nodded hurriedly and said, "No problem, then what are my lines?"

Zhang Lei was very satisfied with Yang Zhi's attitude, and then patiently talked about Yang Zhi's role:

"Wait a minute, you'll be the last one to be killed by the Condor, and the camera will start with you standing opposite the Condor. When you look at the Condor and say the line, the Condor is furious, and you will be killed with one wing, then your role will be over, easy, right?"

"No problem!" When Yang Zhi is fine, he often practices acting.

As a professional ...... Dragon set, pretending to be dead, pretending to be knocked away or something, are all qualified.

He immediately asked, "Brother Zhang, what are my lines?"

"Your lines are: Hello Brother Eagle, you are a divine bird, grass grows on your head, there is more hair and less meat, and you ....... take a bath in rice soup."

Yang Zhi: "........"

What the hell is this?

I'll wash your face!

What 'divine bird'? Stupid bird is pretty much the same!

Can this screenwriter think about the lines properly? Isn't that perfunctory?

I just thought the whole story and ending were terrible, but I didn't expect even the lines to be so bad!

But I'm just a lunch actor, don't care if others are rotten or not!

Spit and spit out, now hold back, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale.......

After Zhang Lei finished speaking, he looked at Yang Zhi again and asked, "By the way, will you play the corpse?"

Okay! Finally asked the best guy in the question!

He immediately replied: "Of course it will, no matter how bad the conditions are, I can die as much as I want." ”

This is something he is proud of, and even if there is a puddle down there, he can do it without hesitation.

Brother Zhang nodded and said, "Okay, then let's rehearse first, I am the carving, you say the line to me, as soon as I stretch out my hand, you will be attacked by me, die and show me." ”

Yang Zhi suppressed the little entanglement in his heart, there was no way, who let himself get a strange system?

Never forgetting is his most proud ability, of course he remembered a few lines, so he looked at Brother Zhang and said:

"Hello Brother Eagle, you are a sacred bird, grass grows on your head, hair is more fleshy, and you take a bath in rice soup. ”

Brother Zhang frowned and said, "It's too rigid, be arrogant!"

Yang Zhi's face was black: The rest of the people have been killed, and I am still arrogant! Isn't that brain-dead?

But he thought about it, he was just a lunch box actor, what did he do with so much, just follow his wishes.

So, with a stiff neck and a raised face, he read the lines again in a very arrogant tone.

He himself gave his acting skills a score of 90, and he felt that his attitude at that time was like a gentleman, even if he couldn't win the Oscar, at least he could be praised and recognized.

It's just that Zhang Lei shook his head and said: "It's not arrogant enough! Alas, newcomers are newcomers, there's really no way." Who's that, you show him. ”

After speaking, he pointed his hand and pointed directly at the old man who had just explained the 'will'.

The old man immediately ran out, looked at Yang Zhi and said with a disdainful expression:

"Housheng, you look good, learn a little!"

He was short, with one foot forward and one foot backward, his whole body kept trembling, his shoulders were even more exaggerated, he was cowardly up and down, and then he raised his head, looking at Zhang Lei with his nostrils facing the sky, and said:

"Hello Brother Eagle, you are a divine bird, grass grows on your head, there is more hair and less meat, and you ....... take a bath in rice soup."

Yang Zhi had cross-tendons on his head, and his temples were jumping suddenly.

This is arrogant? This time the sheep is crazy!

I still have been suffering from polio, hemiplegia, and Parkinson's disease since I was a child!