Chapter 887: The actor's embarrassing performance
The Wanderer's embarrassing performance in Chapter 887 of the actor
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Yang Rui's cheeks twitched at that time, and Zhang Shengyan was also embarrassed for a while, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "What should I do! Send someone to the hospital!" Then he was about to turn around to appease the guests in the car. At this time, the actor was already approaching! He didn't expect Wu Datou to be so useless, and he didn't delay at all. It's not what was planned in the script.
The actor is also very depressed, although he expected that the role this time would be very difficult, but he didn't expect it to be as high as this! The actor has been in the industry for so many years, and it is the first time he has encountered such a difficult play.
The difficulty of this scene is that the preparation time is too short, just one day's work, the actor only has time to set the characters, and he doesn't even have time to think about the possibility of plot mistakes and omissions. According to the original setting, he should go up and shout at this time: "Brother, brother, what's wrong with you?" and then wait for Zhang Dadao to come.
But now it's not good to call my brother, Wu Datou has been carried, and if something happens, the security guards Zhang Shengyan found have also increased their vigilance, and people are surrounded on both sides. asked the brothers to not let them in, so they took him to the hospital directly.
As soon as the actor was in a hurry, he hurriedly opened his mouth and shouted: "Dad, who hit my father! Get out of the way, you get out of the way!" The actor's entire skin was red, and he instantly entered the situation. The ability to enter the play in this moment is enough to kill the vast majority of acting schools in seconds, not because of mental problems, it is almost impossible to do this!
The bodyguard on the side was going to stop him, but when he heard this, his father was hit! Second, the actor really entered the play, and his relatives were hit by the potential exploded, and he broke the blockade of the three bodyguards and rushed in!
Yang Ruile's snot bubbles have come out, this is what he is waiting for! Sha Chuan on the side is also stupid, although he knows that Zhang Dadao may come to make trouble, but the nonsense of this plot still impacts his three views!
Zhang Shengyan's whole body trembled with anger! He saw that it was Wu Datou before, but now how could he not see that it was the actor who spoke! Zhang Dadao's play was so outrageous! When the actor opened his mouth, he almost didn't squirt, he was funny and angry. At Wu Datou's age, he is at least 10 years younger than the actor, although Wu Datou is obscene and looks older. The actor is well-maintained.
But the age difference in the middle is still there, and it looks like a peer when he dies. What's even more unreasonable is that these two guys are fundamentally two extremes~ Even if there is no age difference, you can definitely know that the old Wang of the barber shop next door is lying down again!
In order to stir up his opening store, the actor is really open-minded enough! He has already consciously lowered his seniority! Zhang Shengyan was stunned, and the actor had already pounced on Wu Datou! The two bodyguards who were carrying people saw their family members coming, and hurriedly put down Wu Datou. Especially the one who let go, for fear of being implicated, he quickly stepped aside.
Everyone has the instinct to seek advantage and avoid harm, and even though they know that it may not be good to let go of people, these two guys still do it. followed the actor and pounced, picked up Wu Datou's upper body, grabbed his shoulders and shook it vigorously!
"Hungry dad~Are you cooking~" The actor gritted his teeth and spoke in dialect, his eyes were red, and he shook Wu Datou vigorously. With Wu Datou's thin neck and big head, this posture is like throwing Wu Datou's head off directly, it is better to say that it is nervous than murder!
Sha Chuan's eyelids jumped, and he whispered: "Brother Rui, where is this playing? What does the master want to do? If it goes on like this, the big head has to be fine!"
Yang Rui pushed his flat eyes and whispered: "The actor is here to take revenge, right? Yang Rui looked like he was waiting to see a good show.
Zhang Shengyan really didn't recognize it at this moment, and shouted decisively: "Actor, what the hell are you doing! What about Zhang Dadao? Let him come out." ”
The actor was shaking Wu Datou! Suddenly hearing this, he let go without warning, this time was the time to pull forward hard, and suddenly let go, as soon as he stood up again, Wu Datou took advantage of the situation and went forward.
"pia", one person present counts one, everyone's faces twitched, and they all felt painful to look at this face! Wu Datou was not dizzy, and he woke up when the actor shook him. It's just that the actor shook too fast, and he didn't react at all, so he felt dizzy and vomited.
This time "pia" was on the ground, and he could be regarded as having the kung fu to come back to his senses. Wu Datou was smashed by this, and was about to cry out in pain, but the actor whispered: "Professional!" followed by a kick on Wu Datou's neck!
Wu Datou squeaked, rolled his eyes, and almost didn't die! The digestive matter that was extremely dizzy and wanted to vomit was also stepped on back by this blow. followed Wu Datou and heard the actor's voice: "Pinch to say that Di is a mother? Hungry fathers are like this, do you have compassion?"
The actor is dressed as a Matrix, but when he opens his mouth, it is the tone of a migrant worker in the city, with a sad expression and angry eyes, which together have a strange black humor. The actor's original idea was to come to the underworld to make trouble according to Zhang Dadao's words! But now this situation is no longer suitable, Zhang Shengyan is very decisive, if you really come to the underworld to make trouble, people will really beat you up as an underworld and send you to the police station!
If they are really treated like this, according to Zhang Dadao's consistent style, it is estimated that they will have to pay for the bail themselves, and they will have to deduct their wages. As soon as the actor pondered it, he came up with this trick, pretending that the disadvantaged groups were being bullied, and hating the rich is a common phenomenon these days. Directly come to the moral kidnapping to put yourself in a weak position, although it may not be useful, but Zhang Shengyan must be afraid, it is no problem to delay a little time!
But he ignored his own dress! With this dress and his lines, the bitter scene was just a comedic effect. Not only did the people on the side not sympathize, but there were a lot of snickering!
The actor is also a professional, and he knows that the performance is smashed by looking at the reactions around him! Zhang Shengyan hugged his shoulders and watched coldly, he couldn't hold on anymore at that time, he stopped the performance, looked around and shrugged his shoulders, and said with a wry smile: "It's so embarrassing! That Zhang Dashao, can you do it again?"
Zhang Shengyan squinted his eyes and said in a cold voice: "It's fun, isn't it? What about Zhang Dadao? I don't know or don't say it? Okay, if you don't say it, don't say it! Come on, take down this liar for me, and hang it in the power distribution room after closing it! The big-headed one will send me to the hospital!"
Zhang Shengyan's voice dared to fall, and he heard "ju~ horn!" A firecracker flying in the sky monkey flew in and exploded directly next to the actor.
The actor is also blessed to the soul, "Ah!" shouted extremely exaggeratedly, flew out sideways with a force under his feet, and shouted in his mouth: "There is a hidden weapon!ah~ I'm dead!"
The actor is the actor, and the play has been turned into a comedy, so he simply made a mistake and followed the routine of comedy. But as soon as he did this, all the pressure went to Zhang Dadao's side! Everyone turned their heads to look in the direction where the Sky Monkey was flying, and everyone was stupid!
Yang Rui even muttered: "Damn, Lao Zhang, is this really going to be a big scene? The hypocrite is in big trouble!" )