The Wandering Man Chapter 888 Radish Happy Newlywed

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"Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock!" the sound of gongs and drums kept coming to mind, and Zhang Dadao said that a black robe was hung obliquely with a golden ribbon. There is a large plate of fiery red hanging whips wrapped around his waist, and there must be millions of rings at a glance! Zhang Dadao is holding a stick of incense in his hand, holding a handful of sky-skimming monkeys in his hand, and from time to time he puts one on the "ju~ horn".

Just dressed like this, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a normal person, and within 10 meters of the place he passed, people immediately avoided it. This one accidentally lit the whip on his waist, and Zhang Dadao had to blow himself up. This posture is like a terrorist entangled in explosives, of course, it seems to be relatively lo in terms of power, and there is no problem at all to being a low-level terrorist.

The main thing is that there is a team of dragon dancers, and there is a big-headed doll holding a hydrangea in the lead. On both sides of the dragon dance are two strong men holding big flags, one of which is the white second fool! The one on the other side is a little smaller than the white second fool, and it is also the best in the world!

These two flags, on the left, read: "Ribbon-cutting guest Gaishi half-immortal Zhang Quandao." ”

On the right side is written: "Happy newlywed with the opening of Daji Silly Radish Radish!"

Zhang Dadao is clever here, these two pairs of words, are not ordinary simplified characters, big seals, small seals, oracle bone inscriptions, Jin Wen Zhong Ding tadpole characters, the last is also a book!

In such a posture, just like the part of Fang Shiyu's movie about robbing relatives, Zhang Dadao Folk Band played the "March of the Little Knife Society", which is the Monkey King who appeared in the Journey to the West!

Basically, that's because there are accidents. Also present was the waist drum corps, one of the two most combat-effective women in China! As soon as they heard that this knife could march, the hearts of several aunts who took the lead were immediately ablaze! This is the stubble song! The aunt who took the lead, "duangduang," beat the drum twice, shook her head, and the spirit of the times rose up, and the fighting spirit of the times that fought the heavens and the earth, and Su Xiu fought and fought privately, came out at once!

"Sisters~ Let these young people see the spirit of our sunset red-waisted drum team~" The aunt who took the lead is the mother of the district secretary of this area, and when a word comes out, the aunts are all burning!

Here is the marriage of the great sage, and over there is the song of the great seedlings! The aunts are stepping on the brisk drums, the red silk on the drumsticks is rolling, the drums are thundering, and the sun is shining red!

Here is the golden dragon group of pearls and auspicious clouds, and the white lion presents Rui with a big banner floating! The sky monkey pointed out that everyone avoided it, and Zhang Dadao was disgusted with ghosts!

Zhang Shengyan thought that he was ready to prepare himself, but at this time he realized that he was too young! The actor also climbed down at this time, and said to Wu Datou, who was spitting over there: "When did Director Zhang get these people? It's too thief, how can such a big scene and such a good role be his?"

"Vomit~" Wu Datou vomited again, looking at the actor with ruthlessness. He doesn't know how much Zhang Dadao can do, but as long as he has the opportunity, he will definitely kill the actor! When he is a father, why do he have to pay such a heavy price!

Yang Rui and Sha Chuan were also stupid, although they knew that Zhang Dadao was going to make trouble, but this scene was no longer a troublemaker, right? Sha Chuan pulled Yang Rui's sleeve and said, "Brother Rui, why don't we go?" Don't be implicated!"

Yang Rui looked at Zhang Dadao's posture in a daze, and whispered in his mouth: "This noodle costs a lot of money! I said Chuan'er, as far as Master Zhang is concerned, he is willing to pay so much money to make a scene, what price do you think Zhang Dashao has to pay to make him stop?"

Sha Chuan shook his head and said, "I don't know about the rest, but what did Zhang Dashao say when they pointed at that banner?

When Sha Chuan said this, Yang Rui also reacted and looked at Zhang Shengyan. At this time, Zhang Shengyan was holding a clear old man, and the old man was pointing to the banner on his right and saying something! Of course, ordinary people can't understand these things written by Zhang Dadao.

But Zhang Shengyan invited all the people in the antique shop, the old man is a master carver in the dry jade industry, and the gold and stone seal is the top master in China. His research on this ancient script is not shallow, and after a little thought, he figured out what was written on this banner. He could understand the banner on the left, and the one on the right made him curious, and he was pulling Zhang Shengyan and asking:

"Xiao Zhang, you're playing very strangely at this opening? What kind of radish is the newlywed happy? You show me, is it wrong for me to look at it when I'm old?"

Zhang Shengyan didn't know what Zhang Dadao was crazy about, and hurriedly said: "Eh, you are not mistaken, this is a friend of mine, it is estimated that he wrote it wrong!"

Zhang Shengyan's teeth were crushed, with his understanding of Zhang Dadao, although this guy didn't learn and didn't know how to write ancient characters, he still had some skills. The probability of writing mistakes shouldn't be great? But at this time, he can only explain first, there is nothing to worry about with that banner, the trouble is what Zhang Dadao is going to do!

Zhang Dadao came over triumphantly, but he didn't know that the information he got last night when he was induced by a chubby being's soul almost made an old artist entangle his knowledge.

"ju~horn, ju~horn~" Zhang Dadao put a few Sky Monkeys all the way, and stood a few meters in front of the security team, took out a cigarette and lit the incense, Zhang Dadao squinted and waved! A middle-aged man covered his face and handed over a big horn and took away the unfinished Sky Monkey from Zhang Dadao's hand.

This is exactly the old cow in the back street, who was forcibly pulled by Zhang Dadao to come over and make trouble. Zhang Dadao said a loudspeaker, and the people on the side were entangled again, and it was not that they were not smiling! Zhang Dadao was not using an electric amplifier. It's a big white tin horn, and a few words are painted with red paint on it, "Thousands of miles of sound"!

"Ahem~En~" Zhang Dadao tried the sound in a fake way, and then shouted: "Facing the overwhelming enemy! You have strict training, and we only have one blood! You say, do we want to be cowards for a lifetime, or do we want to be heroes, even if it is only for a few seconds! What we need is not only blood and courage, but also a cry from the bottom of our hearts, a fearless sacrifice, even if we can only wake up a few people!"

Quiet, the surroundings were quiet, the old man of the carving master looked at Zhang Shengyan, who was also stupid, and whispered: "Xiao Zhang, your friend~ Hehe, the young man now, I don't understand!"

Zhang Shengyan smiled and nodded, and scolded in his heart: [I don't understand!]

After Zhang Dadao finished shouting, he was also a little embarrassed, and turned his head and said: "Why are you stupid! If you don't shout slogans, you won't give the end money!"

The large phalanx of dozens of people behind was in chaos at this moment, and they began to shout in a hurry: "...... ￥%………… ¥"No one understands what they're shouting!

At this time, the actor didn't know when he came out, stood in front of the crowd and waved: "Listen to my orders! I shout one, two, three, you shout again!"

"We support Master Zhang in cutting the ribbon, Zhang Dashao is lucky to open the door, and the radish is happy to get married!"

The old man of the sculptor was amused, clapped his hands and said, "Look, I'm not wrong, there's a turnip to get married!" )