185 Fooling the Third Master
The third old man didn't seem to see his wife's ignorance, and followed behind to ask questions, and after seeing his wife wash her hands, he directly reached out and tore the chicken with his hands, and said strangely: "What is this for? Why don't you let the next person cut it and take it up?
Su Shi said without raising his head: "This is called shredded chicken, this is a roasted shredded chicken, and there is a kind of marinated shredded chicken, what you want is shredded, and there is no taste after cutting, this is the first time to do it, if the taste is good, Ming'er will make a few more to send to my mother and sister-in-law to taste."
If there is anything delicious for the wife, he will give it to his mother and eldest brother and sister-in-law, and the third master is satisfied, this is what a good wife looks like. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The third master also pinched a piece with his hand and tasted it, nodded after tasting it, and said, "It tastes good."
Su Shixin said: I know that you love to eat, as long as it is sweet, the master loves to eat. The roast chicken is coated with a layer of honey, there is no water vapor when it is roasted, the meat is tender and crispy, with a little sweetness, Su Shi also tasted a piece, there is a little more honey, less is better, but this guy who loves sweets can't feel it.
Because there was roasting, Su ordered winter melon soup so as not to get caught on fire, and a few green vegetables to eat together.
It's early winter, and it's getting dark after dinner. Because there is Minshan in the house, the charcoal stove was lit early. But generally Su will go out after a meal, one is to go to the taste of rice, and the other is to let the air circulate, otherwise light a charcoal stove overnight, and then smokeless silver frost carbon, a young child still has to pay attention.
After the meal, Su Shi walked around the garden with the master, looking at the empty garden, the Buddhist hall stood there alone, and only the crooked pavilion not far away accompanied it. Su Shi also felt funny when he looked at it, no wonder everyone who came to see this scenery thought that it was this crooked pavilion that the third master's brain had twitched.
When the third master saw the Buddha hall, he asked, "Mrs. still goes to worship the Buddha every day?
Su Shi corrected him and said: "It's kowtowing, this is the devotion to the Buddha with body and mind, but every time I kowtow, I bless our whole family to be safe and sound, bless our Minshan to grow up happily, and if you kowtow for a quarter of an hour every day, your body will gradually get better."
The third old man turned his head to look at his wife, he didn't feel any change, Su Shi looked at the eyes, and said with a smile: "Don't believe it, I can kowtow thirty now, I guess you can't compare to mine."
The third master was aroused to be competitive, and said: "That's not necessarily, no matter what, I'm much stronger than my wife."
Su Shi looked at his big-headed and thin figure, secretly amused, and continued: "I don't believe it, you are definitely not as good as me"
The third master was really energetic, and said: "Then go back to the house, let's compare and see."
Su said: "Okay, if you lose, copy the family tree" She also stretched out her hand, and the third master also high-fived her with great interest, and the two of them returned to the main room in a hurry.
Seeing Chuncao hugging Minshan at the door, Su Shi said to her: "Take it to the nurse first, I have something to do with the master, come over in half an hour, look at it, don't let people in"
The couple entered the back room, Su Shi changed into the outer coat and skirt worn by the Buddha, put on an apron, and the third master asked curiously: "Why did you change it?"
Su Shi said: "This is what I wear to worship the Buddha every morning, so as not to tear my clothes."
He also took a made mattress and spread it on the ground, and then said: "Master, you see, there are three steps, and each time you must silently recite the six-character mantra of Nam Mu Ani Buddha. ”
Then Su Shi showed a few to the third master, and the third master said after seeing it: "This is simple, very easy"
Su Shi sneered, "Don't say it's easy, you do it first and take a look" After speaking, he also took out an apron and put it around the master.
The third old man awkwardly pulled the apron hanging from his neck, Su Shi tied the belt for him behind him, and said, "Let's start, try to make two first, and I'll count after three."
Su Shi looked at the stiff movements of the third old man's dog, covering his mouth next to him, embarrassed to be an ancient man, this is the third master, he can't do it if he changes a man, and he has to reprimand himself.
"Yes, that's it, but when you put your hands together, you have to raise your head, your knees are on the ground when you lie down, and your hands are up on top of your head and then to the sides, okay, that's it. The master did a really good job, when the hand was open around him, try to stretch it out and let the whole shoulder turn, yes, yes, it was very good, it was more correct than what I did at the beginning, and when I finally got up, my hand finally reached the knee, and then I got up again with my hand on the ground" Su Shi snickered and encouraged the old man to continue.
Because the handboards are all in the Buddha hall, it is a little inconvenient to draw the ground by hand. After Su Shi looked at the old man and sat down for a few times, he said, "I've started counting."
After the third master got up, he put his hands together in front of his chest and said, "Let's start."
Su Shi began to count one, two, three, four, I really didn't expect that the old man who looked weak and couldn't help the wind did it without much effort, and Su Shi next to him said excitedly: "Master continue, see how many masters can do"
The third master was inspired by his wife's excitement, and it was difficult to do more than thirty in one breath, Su Shi saw this, and also said: "The master has won, hurry up"
The third old man got up proudly and said, "It's time for the wife to do it."
Su Shi smiled: "I can't admit defeat, I'll start copying the family tree tomorrow"
The third master was more serious, shook his head and said, "Mrs. didn't do it, how do I know if I lost or won?"
Su Shi originally coaxed the old man to do it, and he didn't have to do it if he admitted defeat, but he didn't have to be more serious to see the master, and he didn't care, so he put his hands together and started, and the third master was counting next to him, while watching how his wife did it, so as to compare what he did right.
Su Shi panted when he was in his twenties, ruthless, and continued to do it, and when he reached thirty, he couldn't hold it anymore, sat on the ground with his ass, waved his hand and said: "No, no, I can't stand it."
The third master hurriedly came over and pulled up Su's, and said, "How do you sit on the ground, how cold is it on the ground?"
Su Shi was pulled up by the old man, patted his back, and the third master also patted him, and accidentally slapped his wife's buttocks, Su Shi was panting and didn't pay attention, the third master himself heartbeat a little, withdrew his hand and blushed.
Su Shi was busy unbuttoning his apron and taking off the coarse cloth cover, so he didn't pay attention to the blushing old man, and then turned around to untie the apron strap behind the old man after finishing himself, and said: " I have to tell me to boil more hot water, and I also changed this clothes, and I will make two covers for the lord when I turn around, so that I can kowtow to the long head, and the lord also moves his shoulders, whether it is much more comfortable after doing it, and persists every day, not only the reverence for the Buddha in the body and mouth, but also the body, if the lord does not want to go to the Buddha hall with me, he will go to worship himself at night, anyway, after dark, no one will see it"
The third master didn't hear what his wife said, so he only agreed. Seeing that the old man agreed, Su Shi pursed his lips and smiled: "That's it, when Minshan is bigger, you will take Minshan to knock too."
When it came to his son, the third master was sober, and he heard his wife say that he should take his son to worship the Buddha, and he was busy with dogs.