As soon as I entered the cafeteria, I saw Huang Guolun eating at a table alone, Sun Yanjin smiled and beckoned to Huang Guolun, went to the window to make a set meal, and went straight to Huang Guolun's table.

There were several other teachers sitting scattered in the cafeteria, among which there were two single male teachers, whose eyes were unconsciously moving with Sun Yanjin, wondering if they should come over and eat with Sun Yanjin. But he was embarrassed to kill him single-handedly, so he could only watch with envy as Goddess Sun and Huang Guolun ate at the same table.

As soon as Sun Yanjin sat down opposite Huang Guolun, he asked him in a low voice, "Did you receive the party address I sent you?" Looking at her tone of voice, I was afraid that the teachers around her would hear it and join in the fun.

Huang Guolun did not hurry to crush the Sixi balls with chopsticks, sandwiched a small piece of meat, dipped some soup, put it in his mouth, chewed it slowly, and said to Sun Yanjin: "Received, I think it is in a place in the South Third Ring Road?"

"Yes. Sun Yanjin smiled mysteriously and whispered: "This is a new music bar opened by a friend of a friend, which has just opened not long ago, and it is just taking this opportunity to gather popularity." My friend and the owner of the bar agreed that they would give us a 50% discount on all our drinks and invite a folk band to help us out. ”

"You're face-saving enough. ”

"Of course, a girl like me who loves flowers and flowers celebrates her birthday, can she lose face. Sun Yanjin deliberately swept the hair behind her ears very arrogantly, showing her youth and beauty.

Huang Guolun laughed at Sun Yanjin: "Why are you like our yellow peach, it's really a stinky fart." ”

Sun Yanjin glanced at Bai Huang Guolun, ate and said, "You are a stinky fart, me and Peaches are called self-confidence!"

"Well, self-confidence. ”

Don't raise the bar with Sun Yanjin, Huang Guolun said the key point: "Among the friends who celebrate your birthday tomorrow, is there a suitable woman who can be the kind of peach mother? Don't forget to introduce me to me then, but it must be reliable, don't introduce me blindly if you are unreliable." ”

Sun Yanjin despised Huang Guolun: "You are quite anxious." ”

"Can I not be in a hurry? I can't take care of the bear boy anymore, I have to find a helper to take care of him with me. ”

"Are you looking for a partner, or are you looking for a helper?"

"Looking for a helper, but also looking for a partner, anyway, these two identities must be one. ”

Sun Yanjin joked: "With your mentality, I estimate that I won't be able to find a suitable one in a year or two." Is there any woman other than me who wants to be with you in order to be Peaches' stepmother? I think you're looking for a daughter-in-law right now. ”

A word wakes up the dreamer.

Huang Guolun pondered carefully, and it seemed that this was really the case.

He is now looking for a daughter-in-law completely with the goal of finding a new mother for Huang Tao.

But what single woman is willing to be with a man in order to be the stepmother of someone else's child?

The normal order should be - when a woman likes this man, she will be willing to be the stepmother of the child.

But now Huang Guolun's order to find a wife is to hope that the woman can take on the responsibility of taking care of Huang Tao first, and then talk about the matter between the two of them.

It's a complete reversal of the cart!

What woman would want to do that!

But Huang Guolun's main motivation now is to find a new mother for Huang Tao.

As for himself, he has no urgent need to find a significant other.

If it weren't for the yellow peach, he wouldn't have gone to his other half at all.

"Alas......"

Sighing silently, Huang Guolun could only pray that God would reward him with a God-given good fate.

A woman who can be both a good new mother and a good wife of Huang Tao should appear quickly!

Sun Yanjin comforted Huang Guolun: "Okay, don't worry, I've already made an appointment with a few female companions who I think are quite suitable for you to come to my birthday party tomorrow, if you want to be satisfied, people are also satisfied with you, you just try to be everywhere." ”

Sun Yanjin couldn't bear to say the second half of the sentence, that is, she was very optimistic that Huang Guolun, who was in the current state, could find a really suitable other half.

Huang Guolun said with relief: "Then I thank you in advance." ”

"You don't have to thank me, I'm all for Peaches. ”

Sun Yanjin ate a mouth full of oil, and said to Huang Guolun expectantly: "You are not very good at singing, you have to behave well when you go to the bar tomorrow." ”

"Manifest what?"

"Of course it's singing! I told everyone who was going to participate in my birthday party that they would show their singing skills when they went to the bar tomorrow, and no one should be intimidated, and everyone should sing at least one song to cheer everyone up, which can be regarded as helping me celebrate my birthday. ”

"Isn't the bar going to ask a folk band to sing for you, what else are we going to sing?"

"The other bands are mainly here to accompany our friends! How boring it is to always sing KTV, tomorrow we will play some foreign, and the live band will help accompaniment, which is really effective." ”

Sun Yanjin smiled and blinked, encouraging Huang Guolun: "Tomorrow you can't be a stuffy gourd, you have to behave well in front of my female companions." I didn't think you sang very well, but after listening to your "Contentment", I found that you are very good at singing! If you can help me write a song like "Contentment" as a birthday present, then I will be really content. But I don't force you. ”

Huang Guolun drank the soup, seemingly careless, but in fact, he said quite expectantly: "I'll do my best." I've never sung in a music bar with a band before, but I'm looking forward to trying it out. ”

Sun Yanjin smiled and said: "Isn't your dream to wait for the peach to become an adult in the future, resign and go to open a tavern to sing." Tomorrow you can feel it in advance. ”

Suddenly thinking of something, Sun Yanjin covered his mouth and smiled, wiped the oil on his mouth with a tissue, glanced at Huang Guolun meaningfully, and followed...... Laughed again.

Huang Guolun was a little blind, touched his face and said, "What are you laughing at? Is there something on my face?"

"No, I suddenly remembered something funny. ”

"What's all the fun?"

"Didn't you tell me before what your dream was, and invite Mingyue Qingfeng to be a guest in the small restaurant. I recently heard a joke about the breeze and the moon. ”

Huang Guolun frowned slightly, and vaguely felt that Sun Yanjin was going to smash his dream.

Sun Yanjin showed a yellow peach-style evil smile between his eyebrows, and asked Huang Guolun: "This joke is a bit dirty, do you want to hear it?"

"I don't want to. Huang Guolun was bored to eat.

"But I want to speak, hee-hee. ”

Sun Yanjin whispered this somewhat dirty joke to Huang Guolun: "This is a joke in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", which says that Zhang Wuji followed Zhang Sanfeng to practice in Wudang Mountain, he felt so bored, he complained to Zhang Sanfeng: 'Master, life in Wudang Mountain is too lonely, only two friends, Qingfeng and Mingyue, can play with me. Zhang Sanfeng sighed and said, "It's already very good, you at least have a clear breeze and a bright moon." I think when I was in Shaolin Temple, I only had two friends, one of whom was also called Qingfeng...... 'Zhang Wuji asked, 'What about the other one?' Zhang Sanfeng said, 'The other...... The other is called Heart-to-Heart. ’”

If he hadn't heard Sun Yanjin tell a dirty joke before, Huang Guolun would definitely wonder if God had put the wrong parts in Sun Yanjin's head. Such an innocent female teacher would tell such a joke, which is really speechless!

Huang Guolun didn't laugh much after hearing this, but Sun Yanjin smiled happily: "When I think of you now that you said that you want to invite the bright moon and Qingfeng to be a guest, I will think of the heart-to-heart seal and giggle." ”

Huang Guolun said helplessly: "Don't make fun of me." ”

"What do you say, so happy?"

Hu Yan, a Chinese teacher who teaches the second year of high school, also came to dinner, came to Huang Guolun's table with a plate and teacups, and sat down to join in the fun.

Seeing that an outsider was coming, Sun Yanjin immediately picked up his corrupt side and said with a smile: "I told Teacher Huang a joke just now, but it's interesting." ”

Hu Yan came to Sun Yanjin, nodded and said hello to Huang Guolun, ignored Huang Guolun, and asked Sun Yanjin with interest: "What kind of joke, let's listen to it." ”

"I won't talk about it, I just finished it, and I won't be bored if I talk about it again. Sun Yanjin lowered his head and began to eat.

In order to please Sun Yanjin, Hu Yan said: "Then I'll tell you a joke." ”

Sun Yanjin was in a good mood and made a joke about Hu Yan: "Teacher Hu, the jokes you tell are too literary and not funny." ”

"It's different, listen. ”

took a sip of tea and moistened his throat, just like Teacher Shan Tianfang said that he was commenting on books, Hu Yan used his slightly hoarse voice to preach to the two: "The three emperors and five emperors of morality, the fame of the Xia Hou Shang and Zhou, the five tyrants and seven heroes make trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, and they rise and fall in an instant. The joke I am telling today happened in the Tang Dynasty, when in 688, Li Chong, the king of Langya, the assassin of Bozhou, rebelled against Wu Zetian's power, and Li Zhen, the king of Yuzhou assassin Shiyue, responded with an army. The rebels burned, killed, plundered, and robbed all the way, and did all kinds of evil. Zhang Guangfu went to Beijing, and wept in the hall with what he saw along the way: "My emperor, the minister saw with his own eyes on the way, and the enemy lost his ...... of discipline."