"All things have love, except for women......"

Wang Wenming looked haggard and looked at the photo with his girlfriend on his phone, wanting to delete it but reluctant.

Ji Chen patted him on the shoulder and comforted:

"Actually, your girlfriend is not a scumbag, she just has the world in her heart and wants to give all boys happiness, this is a great fraternity mind, you should be proud of her, she abandoned you in order to love more people with her heart. ”

Wang Wenming looked at Ji Chen sadly, are you so comforting? For Mao, I felt a green light floating over my head.

"You see, the thinking still can't be changed, let's change the way of thinking, I heard that Cang** is already married, and even has children, so do you think we are green with his husband, or her husband is green with us. ”

"I'm sick to you. ”

Wang Wenming wants to beat people, is there anything so comforting about it?

At this moment, the class bell suddenly rang, and a slender figure stuck in time and walked into the classroom.

The originally noisy classroom was instantly silent.

Beauty!

Super beauty!

No matter how you look at it, this is a goddess of perfection, no worse than those A-list stars and international models.

The beautiful woman stepped up to the podium, put down the lesson plan, and smiled sweetly at everyone.

"Hello everyone, my name is Murong Xueyan, I am your future theological teacher, your original teacher was in a car accident yesterday, and I will take your classes in the future. ”

Murong Xueyan's voice was very good, a little soft and glutinous.

The classroom was silent for a second, then erupted in cheers.

All kinds of materials are flying in the sky......

"Damn! The man had a car accident in the middle of the year, and the sky has eyes!"

"Isn't it time to put a detonator in celebration? ”

"When the car hits, take a picture and say goodbye to the world. ”

"As soon as the people are lying, the cloth is covered, and the whole village is waiting for the food to be served. ”

"Firecrackers sounded, suona blows, the front carries and the back chases. ”

"As soon as the pit was dug and the soil was buried, relatives and friends began to cry. ”

"As soon as the person leaves, the door closes, and the beautiful wife is upside down. ”

"Take off your shoes, turn off the lights, and someone will help you plow the fertile land. ”

"Don't be busy, don't panic, someone will spend the deposit. ”

"Pick up garbage, eat carrion, kid someone to beat you up. ”

"Don't coward, don't roar, go to the world in eighteen years. ”

The whole classroom was a mess, slapping the desk, knocking on the bench, whistling, slapping faces, pinching thighs, dancing ghost dances, howling wolves, and so on......

Ji Chen grabbed Li Qingxue's ponytail in the front row and dragged it to his desk, forcing her to look up at herself.

"That old guy is dead, is it really fake?"

He also had a headache in theology, and the reason why he chose theology in the first place was because someone told him that the end of science was theology, and he thought that theology was specifically for teaching people to cultivate immortals.

When he walked into the seminary with a look of longing, he found that it was not like that.

Li Qingxue looked up at Ji Chen with an angry face, "I'm a plague for you, I'm especially hair, not the reins of your galloping battlefield,"

"Sao Errui, Sao Errui, I'm so excited......"

Ji Chen hurriedly let go of Li Qingxue's ponytail.

Li Qingxue is considered to be the flower of the Department of Theology, although she is a little young, it does not hinder its beauty.

For aesthetics, there are opinions of all ages for each age.

Elementary school students look at fate

Middle school students look at faces

College student looking at the chest

Young people look at legs

Office workers look at temperament

Middle-aged people look at the charm

The old driver looks at the work

Li Qingxue's type, even if it is for the old driver, is a proper goddess, although the body is slightly petite, but the various infrastructure facilities are very perfect, and with a little training, it will definitely be comparable to a first-line film and television star.

For now, it's definitely a superb Lori.

I heard that Lori has three good, which three are they?

I couldn't remember it for a while.

Ji Chen once again set his eyes on Murong Xueyan......

At the moment, his thoughts were surprisingly consistent with all the boys in the class.

"Stains...... This leg, this waist, this collarbone,"

Sassy or not, look at the waist first,

Beautiful or not, look at the legs first,

Small waist, slender legs, small bridges bend and often flow.

If the beauties are divided into a 10-point system, Murong Xueyan can reach 9.9 points.

Murong Xueyan looked at the classroom like the scene of the martial arts conference, and directly clenched her fist and slammed it on the podium.

"Bang ......"

The loud noise directly overshadowed the commotion in the classroom, and the chalk and lesson plan materials on the podium instantly bounced up more than a meter high, and then scattered one after another.

The solid wood podium table top is cracked into several pieces along the wood grain.

“......”

The class is dead......

it!

King Kong Barbie!

Is this human?

This is our new mentor?

The powerhouse of the Dou Sect is so terrifying!

Fighting horses, a top two!

Possessed by the emperor, a fierce horse!

Chen also looked at Murong Xueyan in shock, just now, he actually felt a trace of hot breath on Murong Xueyan's fist.

Warriors, immortal cultivators, supernatural ones, cultivators, monsters, all kinds of novel words flashed in his mind one by one.

How could a school hire a King Kong Barbie to be a tutor?

Could it be that the school has not completely given up the theology department, and thinks that it can be rescued again, so it has found a strong Dou Zong?

The effect of Murong Xueyan's punch is obvious, those who have thoughts about her, those who want to have some taboos between teachers and students, that little idea in their hearts has long disappeared.

Murong Xueyan took out her mobile phone and clicked on the stopwatch.

"Clean up the classroom in thirty seconds, or else it will end up like a lectern. ”

Her voice was a little soft, but it was like a spell in everyone's hearts.

"Boom ......"

All the students erupted as fast as they could.

It turns out that human potential is limitless, especially in the face of life-and-death threats, and in less than thirty seconds, the entire classroom has been completely renewed.

Murong Xueyan put down her phone and stretched out her hand to Ji ☞ Chen.

"That classmate, come up and clean up the podium. ”

The eyes of the whole class followed the direction of Murong Xueyan's finger, and they immediately gloated.

Period...... You're so beautiful.

Just now, I counted the most joyful of the girls, and I generally grabbed this style when I grabbed the typical.

As an old fritter, Ji Chen naturally couldn't be caught as a typical example so easily.

Ya pretended to be calm, and then kept pace with the speed at which the class turned their heads, and also turned their heads to look back.

It's just that behind him is a wall.

"Whew......"

The blackboard rubbed over the classroom in a perfect arc and smashed it towards Ji Chen's face, but he raised his hand and pinched it.

Murong Xueyan's cold voice sounded again, "Bring up the blackboard." ”

The whole class suddenly cast sympathetic glances at Ji Chen, and asked you to pretend, obviously where are you still pretending, pretending to be real.

Ji Chen had a feeling that if he didn't do what she said, he was afraid that the next moment a table would fly up and wedge his face.

He silently pinched the blackboard eraser, why, so many people in the class arrested me, can I bear my temper?

The deception is too much, it is really unbearable, and there is no need to endure it anymore.

In the end, Ji Chen decided to endure it a little longer.

For the sake of seeing that you are a mentor, I will endure it.

Grabbing the blackboard and walking towards the podium, there was no wave on the surface, and a group of panicked people in their hearts.

Who is not panicking, the key is that he is afraid that this mentor will find out his identity.

The whole class was sitting in danger, and they didn't dare to come out, this is a new official taking office, and this posture is to make an example of chickens and monkeys. And I've taken the only monkey out of the class.。。

Ji Chen walked to the podium, put down the blackboard eraser, cleaned up the messy podium, and carefully returned to his seat.

Fortunately, nothing happened in the middle, and this Dou Zong did not find out his identity.