How sad can you be?

It's like not wearing autumn pants in a cold snap!

There is a significant difference between the winter in the south and the winter in the north.

The north is dry and cold, and the south is wet and cold.

The north is a physical attack, and you can defend it by putting on armor,

The south is a magical attack, the armor is ineffective, and the spirit and body must be strengthened.

On the cold street, Ji Chen and the two wolf-like Erha looked at each other, and the faint light stretched his figure narrow.

He took out his phone and clicked on the player.

Now playing "Little Mosaomai"

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A moaning sound of infinite anger came from the player.

This song was once popular and became a phenomenal song, not because of how good she is, but because she is sassy enough.

The black dog and the white dog looked at each other and said uncertainly, "I feel like he is looking at us like he is looking at a pot of dog meat hot pot." ”

The white dog said: "Be confident, get rid of the feeling." ”

Ji Chen was suddenly surprised, didn't he say that he was not allowed to become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China?

Could it be that these two goods are fish that slipped through the net?

The black dog suddenly raised his front paws and smacked at Ji Chen.

"There is a cloud in the northwest Xuantian!"

"The crows fall on the phoenix flock!"

"The sky is full of heroes!"

"Which is the king, which is the minister!"

Ji Chen was directly stunned, what is special is that I am bent or the world is bent, this relationship is especially two locks of dogs.

However, he still replied casually, "There is a flower in the northwest Xuantian, and the world is one family." ”

The black dog turned his head and looked at the white dog suspiciously, "What do you mean by what he said?"

The white dog grabbed and knocked on the black dog's head, "You melon batch, he scolded us!"

The black dog was suddenly angry, and stood up directly, grabbing the forked waist with both hands, "Labor and management left Qinglong, right white tiger, Ding Ding is on the waist, the eggs are hung on both sides, people block people to kill, and dogs block and abuse dogs." ”

The white dog also stood up, stretching out its two strong front legs and gesturing.

"Labor and management drew a rainbow on the left, a dragon on the right, and two rows of grenades hung on their chests. ”

What the hell am I ......

Ji Chen didn't know what to say, where did these two best come from? Wait here and compare with me! You two are sure you can wave me.

Ya pointed to the sky and the ground with the other, "I opened the Milky Way in the sky, I planted Bodhi on the earth, Pangu was the matchmaker I made myself, and Pangu was the womb I personally protected." ”

The black dog was immediately frightened, isn't it!

The white dog kicked on the black dog's balls, "You are a fool, you believe him if he brags, and you ...... him"

As he spoke, it kicked its legs on the ground, sliding its body close to the ground, and at the same time opened its mouth and bit under Ji Chen's crotch.

In a fight, the eggs will burst first, and the winning rate will be half of the total.

The White Dog knows this.

The black dog rose directly into the air, and the two front grabs slashed towards Ji Chen's head in the way of splitting Huashan.

Ji Chen raised his foot and kicked towards the two dogs, his movements were as fast as lightning.

"Bang bang!"

The two dogs were kicked directly into the air, smashed against the wall in the distance, and paused for a few seconds before sliding down against the wall.

Dog beating is like hanging a picture!

After a while, the two dogs staggered to their feet.

"Ideas pierce hands, pull ......"

The white dog roared, turned his legs and ran.

And the black dog had already slipped away, and the two goods and one smoke disappeared at the end of the street.

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Twenty minutes later, Ji Chen returned home and took a shower.

Looking at himself in the mirror of the room, his body is well-proportioned, his complexion is delicate, and he exudes a faint treasure light.

Ji Chen nodded with satisfaction, this is a body that is enough to make any woman jealous, and she can't even hold back and want to knock him down and rub him directly.

He slowly closed his eyes, and when they opened them again, their pupils turned turquoise, and two white fangs protruded from his lips.

"Roaring ......"

A low roar stirred through the bathroom, and the mirror cracked instantly.

Ji Chen never thought that he would become a zombie one day.

He was also a decent person during his lifetime, and he made a living by exorcising ghosts and evil spirits, measuring feng shui, fixing yin houses, reading physiognomy, fortune telling, and criticizing eight characters.

People have a uniform name for this profession.

- Divine Stick.

It's just that with the development of science and technology, the profession of god stick is becoming more and more difficult to mix, so he is also a part-time contract boyfriend in his spare time.

It's the kind of food that eats, drinks, chats, sleeps, and takes revenge.

No way, people are handsome.

This society is like this, handsome guys hug left and right, and dicks bombard the wall.

Everything is for life, he should rely on his talent to eat, but he was forced by reality to sell his appearance.

For people like him who want to eat stir-fried vegetables without money, people also have an apt name.

- Dick Silk.

And Ji Chen is a god stick and a dick, referred to as a god cock.

After getting dressed, I went to the study, sat down in a chair, and began to organize my memories.

First of all, how did you become a zombie, and what contributed to it?

After determining that it was not done by itself, it is only external reasons left.

Seven days ago, he received an order from a contract boyfriend, and the client was the CEO of Nebula Media, Yun Yun, who knew that Ya was hit and killed by a car just two days after taking office, and then was buried in Yinshan.

However, he mysteriously woke up seven days later, just three hours ago, and became a zombie, and he was still the eighth generation of zombies, a green-eyed zombie.

The moment he crawled out of the grave, the world seemed to be different in his eyes, and the once worldview completely collapsed.

"Is the world bent or am I bent?"

"Who killed me?"

His first suspicion was someone related to Yun Yun, and her fiancé was the most suspicious.

Ji Chen remembered that she had a fiancé, he didn't know what his name was, Yun Yun didn't say it.

However, she revealed that the reason she found a contract boyfriend was to deal with her fiancé.

Once you've identified your enemies, it's time to think about your own problems.

What exactly made you a zombie?

Because it should be related to Yin Mountain.

"Yinshan ......"

What the hell is that place?

He felt that it was not so simple, especially when he fled from there, and suddenly saw a huge but lifeless Taikoo Xiongcheng.

It's just that he was in a hurry to flee at the time and didn't pay much attention to it, so he wasn't sure if it was a dazzle or a hallucination caused by excessive nervousness.

Is it related to the ghost town you saw in a trance?

He has a lot of questions in his mind that need to be solved, and what he needs to solve now is the problem of his body and how to hide his identity.

His intuition told him that all non-human beings were monsters, and he didn't want to be wiped out in front of monsters. So he began to study the changes in his body and the abilities he had acquired.

His body still has a temperature, no different from ordinary people, which is a little different from the zombies he knows.

Of course, his knowledge of zombies is also limited to television and novels, which cannot be used as references.

The heartbeat is also there, but it is very slow, so slow that you can't even feel it, and if you encounter a physical examination or something, you will definitely be able to find out that you have a problem.

This is a flaw, and we have to be vigilant.

Strength and speed are the two abilities he gained after awakening, and they have been tested before.

There is also the ability to see through, but when you use this ability, your eyes will turn pale green. Be careful when using them, and it's best to wear reflective glasses or sunglasses.

Visual hearing is dozens of times higher than before.

Had a simple dinner.

Fortunately, he can still eat normally, and even ingest a small amount of energy from food to convert it into his own yin qi, but the effect is very small, and it is not much different from not eating.

In summary, if you want to get energy from food, unless you have high energy and high blood energy, or foods with extremely heavy yin energy.

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In the early morning, the mist covers the city, and the cold wind is light.

Ji Chen didn't rest all night and had been studying his body, but he didn't feel sleepy or tired at all, and he didn't feel hungry.

After some frustration, he picked up his backpack and walked towards Rongcheng University.

Even if he becomes a zombie, life has to go on, and he has no intention of changing the original trajectory of his life.

The Department of Theology of Shuzhou Rongcheng University, a strange major, is called by the outside world.

- Nervous system.

Ji Chen is studying theology, he is already in his third year, and there is only one class in the entire department.

The classroom was very chaotic, very chaotic, all kinds of mixed sounds filled Ji Chen's ears, gunshots, cannons, moans, extravagance, tables and stools shaking, he could clearly distinguish the direction and distance of each sound, and even ate chicken while eating.

I want to go back with the wind

The wind is whispering

Gunfire erupted at the airport

Bullets are raining down

I'm also in free fall

Oh no!

Fate is bumpy

It is inevitable to land into a box

"Bang......!"

Xiu'er kills Shi Zhenxiang with an AKM headshot.

Ji Chen put down his mobile phone, and after testing, his consciousness and reaction were at least ten times higher than before, and other hidden abilities still needed to be explored.

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