This trip to the bathroom took a long time.

When he came out again, Huang Guolun's face was much paler than before, his eyes were a little bloodshot, his eyes were slightly blurred, and he was a little fluttery when he walked.

A discerning person can see at a glance that Huang Guolun vomited.

In the most lively booth area where Sun Yanjin is located, more than a dozen young people are playing drinking games in a noisy manner.

The bar owner Wang Xinnan is a friend of Hao Qiang, and Hao Qiang is interrupting Wang Xinnan at this time, taking everyone to play the "Lao Wang Game" invented by himself.

The rules of this game are very simple, that is, everyone takes turns to tell a story about the king next door, which can make everyone laugh, even if they pass the level, if they are bored, they will be punished for drinking.

When Huang Guolun came back, a little fat girl was being coaxed by Hao Qiang and others to drink because she couldn't tell the story of Lao Wang.

"Hey, Mr. Huang is back, come and play together!"

Hao Qiang took the initiative to invite Huang Guolun to sit down and play Lao Wang's game together. It seems that only then can he snatch the focus back on himself. But you must not let Huang Guolun sing anymore, or these girls' hearts will be sung away by Huang Guolun.

After Huang Guolun figured out the game these young people were playing, he sat down with a helpless smile, and was sitting next to Lu Rou, Lu Rou deliberately reserved a seat for Huang Guolun, and the other places were full.

"Teacher Huang, will you tell the story of Lao Wang?" Lu Rou didn't know if she really drank too much or deliberately, she was very close to Huang Guolun, and she was about to fall into Huang Guolun's arms.

Huang Guolun felt dizzy after vomiting, and he couldn't control the noise from the outside world, and kept pouring it into his ears, making him upset and irritable, and he couldn't sit still.

Sun Yanjin sat on the other side of Lu Rou, seeing that Huang Guolun was a little stunned, he leaned forward and asked Huang Guolun across Lu Rou: "Are you okay?"

Huang Guolun coughed and nodded, feeling a little burning in his throat.

Lu Rou joked and said, "Mr. Huang, you can't drink enough, you vomited after only drinking so many glasses?"

Huang Guolun smiled wryly, and didn't explain that he had actually drunk a lot of Coke and beer before.

A girl next to Hao Qiang said with a smile: "Teacher Huang, do you want to hide from drinking?

Sun Yanjin relieved Huang Guolun: "Don't go wrong with Teacher Huang, continue to play, continue to play, who should say? Is it your turn, Xiaohui?"

Sun Yanjin shouted, and everyone's attention returned to the game of Cha Lao Wang.

Hao Qiang said: "The jokes told by Xiaohui are definitely not funny, prepare the wine, you are ready to be punished, haha!"

"Phew!"

Ju Xiaohui smacked Hao Qiang, and said in a hurry: "I'll tell you a joke about pressing the bottom of the box today, I don't believe you don't laugh! This is the story of Lao Wang being arrested (raped) by a neighbor." ”

Hao Qiang turned his head to Wang Xinnan: "Brother Nan, we have a girl here who said that you were arrested (raped)." ”

Wang Xinnan couldn't laugh and scolded Hao Qiang: "You kid just owe it! If it weren't for your brother covering you, you would have been beaten to death by the young masters in Nancheng more than a hundred times." ”

"Haha. Hao Qiang smiled indifferently, not taking this kind of words to heart at all.

Under the urging of everyone, Ju Xiaohui told everyone the story of Lao Wang: "I know this Lao Wang, and the neighbor who lives next door is called Laifu. Once when Laifu came home from a business trip and saw that his wife and Lao Wang were OOXX, he was suddenly angry and scuffled with Lao Wang. As a result, his wife didn't help Laifu, but teamed up with Lao Wang to call Laifu. Just when Laifu was about to beg for mercy, his son suddenly kicked out the door and shouted: "Dad! I'll help you!" A warm current surged into Laifu's heart, and before Laifu could say 'yes', he was slapped by his son and fainted. ”

"Poof...... Hahaha!"

Several pairs of men and women were amused by Ju Xiaohui.

Ju Xiaohui said proudly: "This is funny, I don't have to punish drinking, right?"

Hao Qiang reluctantly said: "It's okay, count you lucky to escape." ”

Ju Xiaohui arched Song Jingwen next to her with her shoulders: "It's your turn, Xiao Wen'er." ”

Everyone's eyes focused on Song Jingwen, who wore fashionable black-framed glasses, had a big chest powder, but was very quiet.

Song Jingwen frowned and thought about it, and started talking directly without nonsense: "I know a buddy, one day he thought of a particularly funny joke on the way home from work, which was a joke about the old king next door. Then he rushed home and told his wife. Unexpectedly, his wife looked at him with a frightened face, and she didn't mean to laugh at all. This guy wondered and asked his daughter-in-law, isn't this funny? At this time, the hilarious voice of the old king next door came from his closet......

"Hahaha!"

Song Jingwen's cold and humorous narration successfully amused most of her friends and successfully avoided being punished for drinking.

"It's my turn, it's my turn!"

A fat man dressed very fashionably next to Song Jingwen rushed to say: "I have a sister, since she gave birth to the second child, a pair of 'grandmothers' who originally belonged to the eldest of his family, now there can only be one person." His family was too old, so he smeared poison on the 'grandmother' who belonged to the second child, and the next day the old king next door to their house was poisoned to death......"

The joke wasn't funny, but the fat man's tone and expression when he told it were so funny that it made everyone laugh.

In fact, this fat man doesn't need to tell jokes at all, he looks funny enough.

His real name is even funnier, his name is Zhu Jiujie, I don't know what he owed his parents in his previous life to be given such a name.

Since then, these young people have branched out one after another to Lao Wang, full of tricks.

Next to the bar, the bartender continued the bitter wine for their boss one after another, and Wang Xinnan already had an urge to change his surname.

Huang Guolun listened to these young people's chatter, his head became more and more dizzy, some jokes were very funny, and he would laugh and laugh along with them, but he was more interested in finding an opportunity to say goodbye to Sun Yanjin.

Soon, it was the turn of Li Yufei next to Sun Yanjin to talk about the game.

"Giggles. Before he started talking, he was brought by the joyful atmosphere, and Li Yufei, who was full of flowers, smiled first, and then told everyone: "What I told me is the story of Lao Wang going to buy a house." It is said that one day Lao Wang was taken by the intermediary manager to see the house on the spot, and he was very satisfied, so he asked the manager: Will the girl living next door be fishy? The manager told Lao Wang with a cheap face: Hehe, Brother Wang, I understand what you mean. When Lao Wang heard this, he immediately glared at him and said angrily: Then I don't want it! The manager was stunned: Why? Lao Wang said: Who made my surname Wang! As soon as the woman next door cheats, her husband will definitely suspect me first! I don't want to be beaten again. …… Cluck. ”

Sun Yanjin next to him was amused.

But most people didn't laugh.

Hao Qiang led the rhythm: "Fei Fei, you actually whitewashed Lao Wang? Aren't you looking for a punishment! Punish wine!"

Everyone followed and coaxed Li Yufei to drink.

Li Yufei died unjustly: "How funny this is, you all did it on purpose, right?"

Lu Rou laughed at Li Yufei: "Who asked you to whitewash Lao Wang, you don't know that you are forking Lao Wang now, hurry up and drink a bar, don't explain!"

Li Yufei could only admit it and drink a glass of wine.

The next one is tonight's birthday star Gongsun Yancha Lao Wang.

Everyone coaxed Sun Yanjin and asked Sun Yanjin to show her infinite dirty side.

In front of Huang Guolun, Sun Yanjin was quite embarrassed to be turned off like this by these fox friends and dog friends.

With a shallow smile, she began to speak: "Since you want to hear it so much, I will tell you a story that Hao Qiang's brother and Lao Wang have to tell." ”

This sentence has already made many people laugh.

Hao Qiang said secretly to Sun Yanjin: "Jinzi, you are enough, let's go to Lao Wang, you actually fork my brother?"

"Okay, don't go to your brother, I'll go to you. ”

Without giving Hao Qiang a chance to interrupt, Sun Yanzhen began to tell the story with a smile: "This is a story that happened in Haojia Village. One day at noon, our Hao Qiang was having lunch, his wife called him, saying that you should come over with our kitchen knife, there is a knife sharpener in the east of the village, and people will leave when they are late! Hang up the phone, Hao Qiang picked up the kitchen knife and ran out, at the entrance of the village was meeting their second brother Zhang and Li third brother, the two saw Hao Qiang's hurried footsteps, there was a knife in his hand, and without saying a word, they pressed Hao Qiang on the ground, and persuaded him vigorously: Qiangzi, do you know about your daughter-in-law and the old man next door, be calm! Don't be impulsive!

"Hahaha!"

Sun Yanjin's vivid narration amused everyone.

Hao Qiang smiled and gave Sun Yanjin a thumbs up: "You are ruthless enough!

A buddy next to Hao Qiang took the opportunity to say: "Is it a fork or an insertion? Qiangzi, you have to make it clear." ”

Hao Qiangse grinned and gave the guy a look that a man understands.

Lu Rou shouted: "You guys, it's really stinky and shameless." Be disciplined, don't make such jokes with us. ”

Sun Yanjin drank to a state of light and breeze, and said abruptly: "They can open it if they want, and they can only joke about me in this life." ”

Lu Rou smiled and said, "It's still you." ”

Huang Guolun saw the filth of Sun Yanjin and their group of young people this time, and suddenly, he felt that the generation gap with these young people was getting deeper and deeper.

Hao Qiang said to Lu Rou: "Lu Rou, are you going to drink directly?

"Drink it, I'll talk about it when I'm done!"

Lu Rou was obviously very obsessed with wine, so she drank half a glass of wine in front of Huang Guolun, left the remaining half a glass on the table, and said to Huang Guolun with a trembling look in her eyes: "Teacher Huang, it's time for you when I'm done." I'll keep this half glass of wine for you first. ”

"Coax!"

Everyone coaxed Lu Rou, with a little bit of matchmaking, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that Lu Rou was going to open up all the firepower on Huang Guolun.

Sun Yanjin secretly pouted, eager to change places with Lu Rou and not let this little Bichi get close to Huang Guolun.

Hao Qiang smiled and said, "Lu Rou, do you mean that Teacher Huang is definitely going to drink it?"

In terms of humor, Hao Qiang seems to have a particularly superior sense, as if only in this area can he win against Huang Guolun.

Huang Guolun smiled dizzily, did not hook up with these young people, and did not look at Lu Rou's low-cut and proud neckline.

"Don't go to Teacher Huang first, listen to me first. If it's not funny, I'll drain the remaining half of the glass. ”

Lu Rou scratched her head and began to speak: "I know a buddy who got drunk one day and came home very late. When he got to the door, he rang the doorbell for a long time, but no one opened the door for him. He angrily shouted at the door: "Wife, open the door for me!" I'm back! Open the door quickly...... Then he heard the sound of hurried footsteps coming from the door, and his wife finally opened the door. I saw that she was wearing pajamas, her hair was messy, her cheeks were red, and she looked quite flustered. The dude was about to ask his wife why it took so long to open the door for him. But he heard this woman open her mouth and ask him: Who are you...... This guy looked at it fixedly, damn, it turned out that he had rang the wrong doorbell! This is the woman downstairs of his house, so he quickly apologized to the others. The woman also realized that she had made a mistake, so she turned around and ran to the balcony, shouting as she ran: "Lao Wang, come back, come back, come back, don't climb! It's a king who has pressed the wrong doorbell...... Ha ha. ”

Lu Rou smiled happily after speaking.

The listeners didn't laugh much.

Hao Qiang said viciously: "Lu Rou, you can depict this detail in a fine enough way, even your cheeks are red, are you particularly experienced? This can't be the story that happened to you, haha." ”

"Phew, don't be stinky, people have been single!"

Lu Rou's words to a circle of people were cold, and Huang Guolun, who was closest to Lu Rou, was even more trembling.

Lu Rou knew that it was not interesting, and Malier drank the remaining half of the wine, and he should have confessed to punishment.

"Teacher Huang, it's your turn! I've been listening for a long time, don't say you don't play!" Hao Qiang concentrated his firepower on Huang Guolun.

Everyone looked at Huang Guolun expectantly, wanting to see what kind of story this middle-aged uncle would tell.

Although he was defeated by Huang Guolun's laughter, in such a warm atmosphere, Sun Yanjin was also looking forward to Huang Guolun telling a joke to make everyone happy.

Huang Guolun said helplessly: "I won't tell Lao Wang's jokes." ”

"Woo ——!" Hao Qiang took the lead in booing Huang Guolun: "You won't be so humorless, right?"

A girl who likes to stir up trouble instigated Huang Guolun: "Then Mr. Huang, you can drink directly and admit punishment!"

Sun Yanjin knew that Huang Guolun had just vomited and it was inconvenient to drink again, so when he was about to block the wine for Huang Guolun, he listened to Huang Guolun: "Although I can't tell Lao Wang's jokes, I can sing Lao Wang's story." ”

These words were stimulating, and Sun Yanjin asked in surprise: "Could it be that you have written a song for Lao Wang?"

"I haven't written a song for Lao Wang before, but after listening to you for a long time, I think this Lao Wang is too sad, so I came to inspiration and wanted to help Lao Wang write a song, the name is "Sad Lao Wang". ”