"Sad old Wangba?! Haha! Teacher Huang, you are so humorous! You are more ruthless than us, and you have directly turned Lao Wang into Lao Wangba! Amazing! Haha!"

Lu Rou laughed so hard that she was about to turn her chest out.

was so rhythmic by Lu Rou, everyone was a little confused, Mr. Huang is telling a joke?

Hao Qiang pointed to the wine glass: "Teacher Huang, your joke is not funny at all, you have to be punished for drinking!"

Sun Yanjin had seen Huang Guolun's strange jokes, and asked Huang Guolun embarrassedly: "You can't ...... You're telling a bad joke, isn't it?"

Huang Guolun said embarrassedly: "I didn't tell you a joke, I was really going to sing a song to Lao Wang." ”

Ju Xiaohui and the others' eyes brightened, and they hadn't listened to the song for a long time, and immediately cheered to listen to the song.

Sun Yanjin was happy and said: "You can still make up and sing, why are you so powerful!"

Huang Guolun drank too much, didn't choose what to say, and said something a little pretended: "I don't know why I'm so powerful now." ”

His words made Lu Rou and several other girls laugh.

Hao Qiang also smiled, smiled bitterly, playing games, why does this uncle want to sing again? He already had a premonition that his limelight was about to be stolen by this uncle, who was not amazing.

The soles of Huang Guolun's feet were like stepping on cotton, and he stood up fluttering and said: "I'll take this song to help everyone, and I'll quit after singing." I can't stand it. Keep playing. ”

When Lu Rou heard this, she hurriedly said, "Are you leaving?" Mr. Huang, don't be so unhappy!"

Ju Xiaohui and others also persuaded Huang Guolun to play a little longer.

Huang Guolun was really not feeling well, he couldn't play anymore, hugged his fists and apologized to everyone, and hurriedly went on stage to sing.

After Huang Guolun sang just now, no one was embarrassed to sing on stage for a long time.

This time, Huang Guolun took the stage again, and everyone's enthusiasm was ignited.

Although they don't want Huang Guolun to sing a song and leave, they all look forward to Huang Guolun flashing quickly and not stealing their limelight.

Hao Qiang took the lead in coaxing Huang Guolun: "Teacher Huang, don't whitewash Lao Wang, you have to whitewash Lao Wang, you have to be punished for drinking before you can leave!"

Huang Guolun smiled calmly, and didn't have anything to do with these troublemakers.

Holding the rosewood guitar and sitting on the high chair, he pondered for a while and said: "You have been the king for a long time, and I will not be the king." ”

Hearing Huang Guolun say this, Wang Xinnante was relieved and whistled violently to cheer Huang Guolun.

"Hmm——!"

was picked by Wang Xinnan's whistle, and the young people all cheered for Huang Guolun, and the atmosphere became extremely warm.

Huang Guolun was undefeated by the enthusiasm of these young people, and said like a local: "I suddenly remembered a joke my son told me, which was quite funny. The joke is that one night, a big brother on the road was walking his dog on the side of the road, and the killer suddenly jumped out of the grass and shot the big brother's dog to death twice. The eldest brother said angrily: Why did you kill my dog? The killer snorted coldly: Someone paid 5 million, let me take your dog's life! The eldest brother was stunned for a moment, and immediately took out two bank cards gratefully: Thank you, brother! This one is for you, and the other one is for your Chinese teacher! Then the killer asked the eldest brother: Why didn't you bring your wife with you when you came out to walk the dog? The eldest brother burst into tears: I won't tell you, my brother has been out for so many years, and he hasn't found a girlfriend. After hearing this, the killer gave the eldest brother two shots: A single dog is also a dog!

"Hahahaha!"

Huang Guolun used this yellow peach to satirize the joke that he was a single dog, which made Sun Yanjin and others in the audience laugh.

These men and women, who had always felt that Huang Guolun had no sense of humor, suddenly found that this middle-aged uncle, who was not very smiling, was like Uncle Ge when he told jokes, quite cold humor!

This song is dedicated to the sad old Wang, and it is also sung to every single girl. ”

After baking up the atmosphere and sweeping the strings, Huang Guolun held a somewhat dumb voice and sang in a very down-to-earth tone:

"One day, a stone fell from the sky

Accidentally turned into a beautiful girl

She has a handsome face and attractive eyelashes

She is bent on finding the lover of her dreams

……

One day, he will drive a red sports car

Marry me, my dear girl

Then he travels the world and grows old together

Girl, your wish is really good

……”

When he sang the last line, Huang Guolun was completely reading the lyrics, not singing, and the tone was like he was telling a joke just now, inexplicably humorous. It's also a bit ironic, it's saying that these girls don't daydream all the time, how can this world be so beautiful?

Compared with the "It's Not That Simple" he sang before, this "Sad Old Wang" is obviously a work that has dropped a few gears, but thinking that this is a song that Huang Guolun is now composing and singing, Wang Xinnan and the musicians in the folk band who have a little musical literacy are still very emotional, as long as this song can be made up and sung like this, then this Teacher Huang is really talented!

How could Huang Guolun not be able to sing, this is the song that has been formed in his head, or the live version.

(Author's PS sentence: Friends who read books while listening to songs, listen to this song "Sad Old Wang" must listen to Song Dongye's Live version, which is much more interesting than the official version)

"Hey girl, I have a brother named Lao Wang

He has a proud height and looks about the same

He was upright, gentle and kind, twenty-seven or eighteen, lonely and panicked

……”

Comrade Wang had been forked by everyone for a long time before, and at this time, Huang Guolun sang him again as "upright, gentle and kind", he didn't hold back himself, and laughed while singing.

The young people below were all amused by Lao Wang's "integrity".

Huang Guolun sang in the back that opened their ears-

"Hey girl, he doesn't have much money and doesn't have a big house

has the ability to carry it forward

If you've heard about how long a certain organ is

I'm sure you'll be overjoyed

……”

"Hmmm~~~~~~!"

Lu Rou took the lead and laughed to coax Huang Guolun.

Sun Yanjin was shocked by Huang Guolun's "straightforwardness", he usually pretends to be so serious, it turns out that in his bones, this guy is also very dirty!

Wang Xinnan whistled Huang Guolun again.

Such meat and humor are not uncommon in bar ballads, but it is still very refreshing to be sung by Huang Guolun so fresh and refined.

What's even more commendable is that this is written and sung by this Teacher Huang, and the more you sing, the more interesting it becomes, this Teacher Huang is really a folk talent!

In the cheers of everyone, Huang Guolun sang more and more energetically:

"Hey girl, don't get lost

If you have money, a car and a house, you are either married or a hooligan

Half of the good old men sang ballads

There is also half of it with Lao Wang......"

"Hey girl, how many old kings are there around you

Open your eyes and see that people are not disfigured

Don't get old to Gongti, and don't always want to go to Lijiang

If life was only as it was when you first saw it, you would have been bruised all over your body

If life was only as it was when you first saw it, you would have been bruised all over your body

If life was only as it was when you first saw it, you would have been bruised all over your body

……”

The last three lines of the song, I don't know if they have been sung into the hearts of these young and fashionable girls, but Huang Guolun's tone is definitely a person who has come over, an old driver.

With the accompaniment of simple chords, Huang Guolun sang this song in a witty and funny way, which was much higher than the jokes told by Hao Qiang and them before.

The talented uncle is humorous, and it is really not ordinary humor.

After listening to this song, the girls were in a great mood.

Wang Xinnan and several folk musicians are even more amazing, this Mr. Huang's improvisation is simply amazing!

Sun Yanjin was once again impressed by Huang Guolun.

After three years of working together, she has never found Huang Guolun so interesting.

Compared with the witty little peach, Huang Guolun was an elm pimple before.

But tonight, Sun Yanjin discovered that Huang Guolun's uncle-like charm is not worse than the clever ghost Huang Tao!

There is a son and a father.

The ancients did not deceive me.

"Teacher Huang, sing one more! Sing another!"

Lu Rou took the lead in coaxing Huang Guolun and asked Huang Guolun to sing one more.

But Huang Guolun was really uncomfortable, and he felt like he was going to vomit again, so he didn't take the risk of consuming it with these young people.

After saying goodbye to everyone, Yuan said that he had the opportunity to come out again, and then put on his old cadre coat, and he was ready to leave the Maktuber bar.

Before leaving, Wang Xinnan took the initiative to come over and talk to Huang Guolun for a few words, hoping that Huang Guolun would have time to come over to play again, and they would talk about music together.

Huang Guolun responded to the face, but it is difficult to say whether it will come in the future.

Sun Yanjin personally sent Huang Guolun out of the bar.

At the door of the bar, the cold breeze is blowing.

Sun Yanjin was wearing very thin clothes, shivering from the cold.

Huang Guolun looked at the end of the street and complained: "The driver of the car said that he would arrive soon, where is he going, don't go wrong?...... Hurry inside, it's cold outside. ”

"It's okay, I'll wait with you, I've been drinking for a long time, and I'm just coming out to breathe. ”

At this moment, Sun Yanjin conveyed a very warm and intimate aura to Huang Guolun, and suddenly smiled, she asked Huang Guolun: "How is it, are you interested in any of my sisters tonight? I will help you match." ”

"Forget it......"

Sun Yanjin didn't give up, and asked again: "What do you think of Lu Rou? Don't look at her so crazy tonight, she is not usually like this." She is one of the Big Four accountants, and they usually work under a lot of pressure, so when they relax, they are a bit like a nervous disorder, but she is usually quite serious. I think she's very interesting to you, do you want to ...... with her? Try?"

Huang Guolun's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted: "Don't joke with me, I can't catch such a girl." ”

Sun Yanjin asked curiously, "Then what kind of girl can you catch?"

From a distance, Huang Guolun saw a special car driving over, so he said to Sun Yanjin: "Don't worry about me, I'd better find it myself slowly." Go back quickly, the car is coming. ”

"Hey, it's my birthday today, did you forget something?"

Sun Yanjin used words to stop Huang Guolun, who was leaving.

"I ...... Happy birthday to you, right? Happy eighteenth birthday. ”

"That's it, what about the gifts?"

Sun Yanjin stretched out his slender jade hand in front of Huang Guolun.

"This ...... I was in a hurry to go out and was not prepared. ”

"You're not in a hurry to go out and unprepared, you don't want to prepare at all, hehe. Sun Yanjin smiled and pursed her pout, peach-colored lip gloss, complaining about Huang Guolun.

"Huh. Huang Guolun smiled back with an embarrassed smile.

Sun Yanjin rolled his eyes and said, "You have to make up for my birthday gift." ”

Huang Guolun said generously: "Okay, you say, what do you want." ”