After a day of crazy play at the zoo, when I got home in the evening, Huang Tao was tired and fell asleep directly after eating at the dinner table.

What's even more amazing is that this kid is still stuffing meat into his mouth when he is asleep.

Mrs. Zhou and Huang Guolun have seen such a "spectacle" before, and they have long been surprised.

Bai Yao was dumbfounded.

The magic of yellow peach is more and more beyond her imagination.

What trees bloom and what flowers, what vines bear what melons.

Mr. Huang is a genius, and Huang Tao is a genius among geniuses!

Bai Yao couldn't imagine what kind of demon this kid would become when he grew up.

Huang Guolun stopped eating half of the meal, and picked up Huang Tao with Mrs. Zhou, and Malier gave Huang Tao a bath.

When Huang Tao was put on the bed, the bear child was still sleeping soundly, and he was still talking in his sleep: "If it's delicious, you can eat more, and if it's not delicious, you have to eat more, why are you looking at me and laughing? Li Yaxin, it's not okay for you to be full every time you eat two bites, you have to be like me, you have to eat two more bites when you're full." You have to learn to open apples, peaches, pears, grapefruits, melons, cantaloupe, watermelons, walnuts, pine nuts, hazelnuts, chestnuts, macadamia nuts, melon seeds and pistachios are too low, I won't talk about it. Except for durian, I can almost open the daily dried fruits with my bare hands. You also have to learn how to divide chocolate evenly, tear instant noodles neatly, finish the soup with stinky tofu, don't use a spoon for the star cup, twist the cream evenly for Oreo, eat cookies and potato chips without slag, drink yogurt and lick the lid with the box, shave fish bones, nibble on ribs, chicken wings and chicken thighs, these are my strengths, and absolutely separate flesh and bone. Even if you fall on your stomach, you can't spill a drop of hot and sour noodles in your hand......"

Huang Guolun was about to laugh and cry.

This kid dreams every day that he is either eating, or studying the art of eating, and he can't lose weight in his life. But as long as he's happy and healthy, let him go.

When Huang Guolun was taking care of Huang Tao, Bai Yao, who was still at the dinner table, went to the WeChat group of their class and swept around, watching her classmates chatting, she didn't interject.

Starting from the afternoon of this day, another WeChat group in the second (5th) class of high school without a class teacher has become extremely lively, and everyone is chatting about "Qingben Jia Corpse".

Many students who like Huang Guolun, led by Zhang Liang, have already watched "The Good Corpse of Qing Ben".

The excitement of this film is much beyond their imagination.

Originally, Zhang Liang thought that this kind of big online movies were shoddy garbage films.

They watched this movie purely to support Mr. Huang.

But I didn't expect that I was fascinated by it at first glance, and then I was shocked!

After Zhang Liang finished watching it in the afternoon, he made a noise in the group: "the groove, the groove! It's too awesome! Students, you should hurry up and see the "Qing Ben Jia Corpse" produced by Mr. Huang, this film is so good! It is better than all the movies in the cinema! My thighs are about to be smashed by me! It's so exciting! I can't get enough of it!"

Tang Juan, the representative of the Chinese class, made a smile and said, "It's not easy, Zhang Liang, you finally used the right idiom." ”

Zhang Liang said excitedly: "Tang Da Beauty, don't talk nonsense with me, go and see Teacher Huang's "Qing Ben Jia Corpse"! It's really beautiful! It's not good to see you come back and smoke me!"

Guan Qiangguo said proudly: "I told you that it looked good at noon, you still don't believe it, if you have these five yuan, you might as well eat a donkey meat to burn." You're not going to eat donkey meat now, are you?"

Zhang Liang laughed and said: "Don't eat it! These five yuan are too worth it! Looking at this film, it is much cooler than eating one donkey meat! It is more refreshing than eating a hundred donkey meat!"

Liu Zhongjie was tickled in his heart and asked: "Aren't online movies all rubbish, and the film that Mr. Huang participated in is really so good-looking?"

Zhang Liang praised angrily: "It's so good-looking! I've never seen such a good-looking domestic zombie movie before! Teacher Huang's T-shirt is printed on this is the best zombie movie in China, it's really not bragging!"

Sports committee member Liu Xiaohui asked: "How about films like "Resident Evil", "Dawn of the Living Dead", "28 Days of Shock", and "Zombie Sean"?"

Guan Qiangguo objectively commented: "There is definitely a gap compared with these classic zombie films, but the "Qing Ben Good Corpse" in which Mr. Huang participated is definitely the top cow film in China." Have you ever watched Mak Junlong's "Zombie"? I feel that the special effects of this film have a fight with "Zombie", but unfortunately it is too short, it is only an hour to finish, many things are not too clear, they are all brushed aside, the fast pace is like riding a rocket, it can definitely let you see the bottom in one breath, and I want to continue to watch it after reading it. ”

Shuai Xiaowei spoke: "Damn, Lao Guan can give such a high evaluation to this film, it seems that this film is really hanging, I'll go and take a look." ”

Cui Li, the squad leader, asked, "Is this movie a horror movie?"

Guan Qiangguo said: "This film is not a super horror film like "The Old Corpse of the Mountain Village", but it is relatively bloody and belongs to Western-style zombie films, which is very enjoyable to watch. If you want to like "Resident Evil", you must not miss this "The Best Corpse"!"

Zhang Liang said again: "You all listen carefully to the ending song of this film, it's a song written by Teacher Huang! I see that the subtitles are sung by Bai Yao, but it shouldn't be our class Xiaobai, right?"

Guan Qiangguo said: "I have listened to this song several times, and I feel a bit like Xiaobai, but not very much. I guess it's the namesake. ”

Liu Zhongjie smiled and said: "@白瑶, are you there?

Zhang Liang replied: "It shouldn't be, if it's true, then it's too awesome! Teacher Huang can train Xiaobai like this, it can definitely be regarded as a bit of into gold!"

Ma Xiaodan, who has a good relationship with Bai Yao, scolded Zhang Liang: "Teacher Huang instructed you, it's a little that turns into gold! No, it's a little into stone." ”

Zhang Liang stinky fart said: "Haha, Dan beauty, are you praising me for being a diamond?"

Ma Xiaodan said angrily: "You drill a fart stone!"

Ma Xiaodan's words made all the students in the group laugh.

Liu Zhongjie: They all coaxed Zhang Liang to be "a stone that drills his ass".

chatted until the evening, and everyone began to wonder if it was Bai Yao who sang the super-burning theme song at the end of "Qing Ben Jia Corpse".

There are several girls who think that this voice is very similar to Bai Yao's, and they can't throw Zhang Liang for more than ten streets.

Of course, Zhang Liang was not convinced, and said in the group: "Don't blow for Xiaobai, how can this be sung by Xiaobai? If this is sung by Xiaobai, I will eat Xiang live broadcast!"

Seeing this, Bai Yao finally stopped being bored, typed with a thumbs-up, and spoke: "I sang this song, and it was Teacher Huang who guided me to sing it." Zhang Liang, please eat Xiang live broadcast, thank you. ”

These words are like a depth charge, which exploded the enthusiasm of the class group that had just dispersed the chat!

Ma Xiaodan, who was eating, smiled and praised: "I'll just say it! This must be what we Xiaobai sang." Xiaobai, you are so good! You can sing the theme song for the movie, idol!"

Guan Qiangguo put down half of his meal, and said in surprise: "Bai Yao, you really sang this? You are too fierce! Your singing voice is better than many professional singers!"

Because Bai Yao is very scholarly, Liu Zhongjie and they all like to call Bai Yao Sister Ba, so he sent a moving picture of kneeling down and kowtowing, and said: "Sister Ba is mighty!

All kinds of praise soon swiped the screen of their class group, and everyone was praising Bai Yao for being hidden and praising Bai Yao for being invincible in singing.

Bai Yao saw the strange comfort in her heart, this kind of comfort is much more refreshing than everyone praising her for studying.

Usually she gets a full score in the exam, and others praise her for being smart and able to learn, but she is particularly disapproving, thinking that this is nothing to be proud of, because she is so smart, and a full score in the exam is a matter of course.

But her throat, which was ruined by the disease, has always been criticized, and even teased behind her back.

Now she can use this voice that is being teased to sing a song that conquers everyone, which seems to Bai Yao to have a counterattack-style refreshment, super cool!

She hurriedly sank down to herself and spoke: "It's all under the guidance of Teacher Huang, I'm just singing according to Teacher Huang's guidance." ”

Hearing this, the students began to praise Huang Guolun for his insight, and for being able to bring Zhang Liang's broken gong voice to the third place in the school celebration performance, and now they have pushed Bai Yao's even more broken gong voice to the theme song of the wonderful movie, Huang Guolun is simply divine in the eyes of these students!

Bai Yao saw that Zhang Liang didn't speak for a long time, and @他: "@张亮, why aren't you bubbling anymore? Are you using bean paste to make again?"

Zhang Liang was blown up by Bai Yao with a sneering expression, and said: "Xiaobai, no, Sister Ba, I obey you! I have never seen a girl better than you! ”

As soon as Guan Qiangguo heard this, he hurriedly shouted: "Who built the group? Hurry up and kick Zhang Liang's grandson! The girl is going to disgust us again!"

Liu Zhongjie warned as soon as possible: "Everyone hurry up and turn off your mobile phones! High energy ahead! I already have a hunch, Zhang Liang's grandson is going to post photos of eating!"

Less than half a second after Liu Zhongjie's warning, Zhang Liang really posted a smirk photo full of bean paste, and attached a sentence: "Haha! Buddy is enough for a man! Talk counts! Sister Ba is mighty! I will eat first as respect! You are free!"

"Vomiting ......"

More than a dozen students who were eating vomited after seeing Zhang Liang's photo.

Bai Yao's appetite was also lost by Zhang Liang.

She swore that she would never pay attention to this guy again, this is a veritable shell!

Huang Guolun cleaned up Huang Tao at this time, came back, and asked Bai Yao in a good mood: "How is the situation of "The Good Corpse of Qing Ben", has the total number of paid views exceeded 10,000?"

Bai Yao turned off the class group chat, logged in to the major video websites to check the number of subscriptions, and then quickly calculated the latest subscription situation.

told Huang Guolun: "As of 7:04, the total number of paid subscriptions to the eight networks of "Qing Ben Jia Corpse" is 9,792, and it will soon exceed 10,000. ”

"Well, yes, yes. Huang Guolun nodded with satisfaction.

Bai Yao asked curiously, "Is this a hot sale?"

"It should be counted, it's only been more than half a day, and it's broken 10,000. ”

Huang Guolun doesn't know the market situation, but seeing that people on the Internet are praising "Qing Ben Jia Corpse", he personally feels that this film should be on fire.

Since today is the premiere, Huang Guokun will definitely be very busy, and Huang Guolun has not contacted Huang Guokun to ask about the situation, so as not to disturb Huang Guokun's work.

Calculating the time, Huang Guokun should be having dinner now, so Huang Guolun sent Huang Guokun a WeChat message to ask about the release of the film.

Huang Guokun quickly replied to Huang Guolun on WeChat.

It seems that he is still busy, and only gave Huang Guolun four words back: "Not ideal." ”

Huang Guolun sighed in his heart, is their movie not popular? The situation is not ideal?

Immediately after, Huang Guokun sent Huang Guolun four more pessimistic words: "I feel like I have to kneel." ”