Wen Jia hurriedly bowed to the little snake, and the Yufeng Shangxian smiled happily: "Disciple, since you have already worshiped my disciple, I will give you a Taoist name--no idiot!"

Shameless? You are shameless, your whole family is shameless, and your ancestors are shameless for eighteen generations! Wen Jia wanted to scold, but looking at the little snake holding the mountain knife next to him, he still held back his anger and said: "Master, senior sister, my name is Wen Jia, just call me Wen Jia." The little snake flipped over, the mountain knife disappeared again, and Chong Wenjia arched his hand: "Senior brother, my name is Long'er, and the road number is ignorant, you can just call me senior sister." "Ignorance?

Shameless? Has this immortal ever gone to school? What kind of road is this? Can people scream?

As soon as others say it, it is ethereal in the lower road, and it is jade in the lower road, and it will be done to me, and it will be shameless in the lower road!

Yufeng Shangxian saw that the two of them turned into jade silk, and accepted another apprentice, and said to Wen Jia very happily: "Apprentice, I will give you a gift for the teacher, tomorrow you go to the Taoist temple 1 meter in front of the clay statue, walk 15 steps to the left, then walk 15 steps to the right, and then walk to the right 7 and a half steps, there is a stone brick below, you pry it open, there is a wooden box inside, you remember to take it home, three times a day, each time three incense you burned for me, and recite it 50 times." Eat grapes without spitting out the skins, and don't eat grapes but spit out the skins. You must recite for 7749 days before you can open the box, or a great tribulation will happen to you. Wen Jia was immediately excited when she heard this, oh my God, the master of this master must be a treasure, so he quickly knelt down and bowed heavily: "Thank you, Master, for the reward." Yufeng Shangxian said: "From today on, let the dragon follow you, it is serpentine during the day, and only humanoid at night, she has already learned my theoretical knowledge, as for the practical experience, however, she can teach you theoretical knowledge on my behalf first, you can understand as much as you want." As soon as Long'er heard that he could go out of the mountain, he hugged the old man's waist and said in a milky voice: "Thank you, Master, Long'er will miss you." Yufeng Shangxian stroked the head of the senior sister with a smile, Wen Jia could feel the old man's full of disgust, this touch of a hand of oil!

"Hey, Master, why can I touch Senior Sister, Senior Sister can touch you, but I can't touch you?" Wen Jia asked curiously.

"Your senior sister was originally a hundred-year-old snake demon, and she has only begun to transform into a human form in the past few years, so she can touch me, and you are only a mortal now. Your senior sister is only half-human and half-demon now, and she still needs the essence to consolidate to be humanoid for a long time, so you have to work together. After speaking, Yufeng Shangxian took the opportunity to rub his hand on the shoulder of his senior sister.

"Oh, I see. Wen Jia lit another cigarette and smoked, and the old man began to look intoxicated again

"Uh-huh... Okay, uh-huh... Enjoyable, uh-huh... It's over. Long'er sat on the bed and watched the old man enjoy.

At dawn, Wen Jia opened her eyes, feeling that everything last night was too unreal, like a fairy tale, or a terrifying fairy tale, but Wen Jia still decided to go to the Daoist Temple to find out according to the words of the Yufeng Shangxian, if you can really find the wooden box, it will be too exciting.

Wen Jia posted a note on Situ Jianye's door, saying that he went for a run and would come back soon. Before leaving, he also took an old shovel from Situ Jianye's house.

It took almost an hour to reach the Broken Dao Temple, Wen Jia stopped 1 meter in front of the mud statue according to the words of the fairy on the jade peak, and then began to turn left, turn right, turn right again, and pick up the shovel when he arrived at the place and began to dig, 1 hour passed, Wen Jia dug 3 meters deep, and suddenly dug out a bone, it looks like it is about to be pulped, Wen Jia is dizzy, isn't the master talking about the box?

What's a bone? Keep digging, the second bone... The 18th bone, what's going on?

Wen Jia was angry and directly kicked all the things dug up back into the pit, and then paved them with bricks, still thinking about them in pieces

"It's just a dream, how can I take it seriously, idiot!" Wen Jia sat on the threshold and lit a cigarette, and was about to finish smoking and leave, when a gust of wind blew, and then he heard a familiar voice scolding: "No idiot, I fuck your uncle, why did you dig out Lao Tzu's true body?" Your uncle, you unfilial piety, you criminal!" Wen Jia suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and looked back at the clay statue.

"Look at your sister, come in and close the door. Wen Jia hurriedly threw away the cigarette in his hand, entered the house and closed the door.

The phantom of the Jade Peak Immortal appeared again, his face distorted, and he was extremely terrifying. Wen Jia

"Poof" knelt on the ground

"Master, I did what you said, and I don't know how to dig up a pile of bones. "The immortals on the jade peak are about to die again,

"That's Lao Tzu's real body, you bastard!" Yufeng Shangxian looked like he wanted to cry without tears, and he couldn't wait to slap him to death with one palm.

Wen Jia hurriedly said: "Master, I really measured according to the method you said, if there is any deception, may the five thunders hit the top!" Yufeng Shangxian calmed down and floated in front of Wen Jia, and suddenly Wen Jia found that something was wrong, so he stood up

"I'll go, Master, I finally know what's wrong, I'm 1.79 meters, and you... Half a head lower than me, I wear 43 shoes, and every step is farther than yours, that's why it's like this. Yu Feng toeed on his toes, thinking that it seemed to make sense, and nodded and said, "Then now I will measure it for the teacher." Wen Jia nodded hurriedly and thought to herself

"On the day I entered the door, I dug up Master's grave, I'm so awesome. Another half an hour passed, Wen Jia dug a 20 cm long, 10 cm wide wooden box, wiped the soil on it, put it in his trouser pocket, quickly filled the hole, and before leaving, he did not forget to bow to the Illusory Jade Peak Immortal, and put three cigarettes on the master's clay statue, and his heart blossomed, and he trotted all the way to Situ Jianye's house.