Chapter 8: Boy, You're Dead
Situ Jianye saw that Wen Jia was panting and pouting, and he was still covered in dirt, and asked nervously: "Wen Jia, did you fall?" Wen Jia was even happier: "Thank you, brother, is the exercise so obvious? I only ran once, and you found out that I became handsome?" After speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, Situ Jianye hurriedly pulled him and said, "No, no, I mean did you fall?" Wen Jia looked down, I went, 80 pieces of Versace long sleeves, 50 pieces of Baleno, 110 pieces of A cone, all soil, I was like an unearthed cultural relic.
"Ah, this... Hahaha, don't mention it, I just went for a run in the mountains, and I saw a rabbit, and I wanted to catch it, and when I was about to catch it,
"Porphyry", it ran away, and I was faint and lay on the ground, but fortunately I was mentally strong and soon sober, don't worry, don't worry. Wen Jia explained while patting the soil.
Situ Jianye asked Wen Jia to take a shower and change into clean clothes first, and then prepared to take him around the town.
But Wen Jia had just won the treasure, and he was excited to go home quickly, so when he heard that he was going to the town, he hurriedly said: "That Brother Situ, I have to go back to Tianzhou today, I just received a call from the boss, saying that his aunt's brother's son's cousin's sister will celebrate his 90th birthday tomorrow, let me be sure to go to the company tomorrow to help him preside over the overall situation, let's come to the future, I will come to see you and my sister-in-law again next Qingming Festival." After hearing this, Situ Jianye sighed with emotion: "Alas, it is not easy to live these years, and it is even more difficult for you to live until now." Wen Jia received it casually
"Yes, yes, yes!" After a night of swaying trains, Wen Jia returned to his home, not big, very messy, but very warm.
As soon as she entered the house, Wen Jia hurriedly took Long'er out of the bag and put it on the bed, but as soon as she took it out, Long'er climbed back into the bag, Wenjia wondered, what happened to Long'er?
So he took it out of the bag and put it on the bed, just like last time, the dragon went back to the bag, this time it was even more desperate, and rolled up the mouth of the bag.
Wen Jia looked at this situation, forget it, whatever you want, love it. It took Wen Jia almost half an hour to clean up the desk, then put the small wooden box on it, found a small bowl with half a bowl of millet, respectfully lit three cigarettes and inserted them into the bowl, and read in her mouth: "Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins." After 50 times, he lay on the bed without taking off his clothes, this sleep was so sweet, until the afternoon, when he woke up, he found that Long'er was hovered on the windowsill, and from time to time he took two sharp puffs against the gap in the window.
Wen Jia lit three more cigarettes into the bowl, took the IPad to find a movie, and swiped the ugly group takeaway on the mobile phone while watching to see what to eat, and Long Er didn't know when to climb to the IPad and watched the movie with relish.
The takeaway order was sweet potato stew, Sprite chicken wings, and the well-fed Wen Jia watched the movie Ninja Turtle without realizing that danger was coming!
A bright mountain knife rested on Wen Jia's neck,
"Teacher, teacher, senior sister, you have something to say, why did you put the knife on my neck again?" Wen Jia said pitifully, Long Er was even more angry when he heard this, and directly put the knife in front of Wen Jia's neck, and said viciously: "You selfish ghost, you didn't give me food yesterday, and you didn't give me food today, do you want to starve me to death?" Senior sister scolded that I don't know what senior sister wants to eat? Long Er put away the mountain knife, looked at the takeaway box on the desk that Wen Jia hadn't had time to throw away, thought for a while and said, "I want to eat chicken." Wen Jia didn't say a word, picked up the phone, and ordered a nibbling home delivery on the ugly group.
Long Er jumped off Wen Jia's bed and spun around the room. Wen Jia didn't dare to say anything when she looked at the footprints on the list, and patted it as if it hadn't happened.
"What kind of broken place is this, why doesn't there even have a well?" Long Er shouted in the living room with a loud voice, Wen Jia quickly paused the movie and ran over,
"Senior sister, senior sister, there is no well here, here is the fourth floor, you have to drink water to come here, there is hot water in this pot. Wen Jia hurriedly picked up the electric kettle on the dining table, poured a cup of cold white and gave it to Long'er, Long'er drank a cup in one go, and then pouted: "It's really hard to drink, it's still sweet from the spring water in the mountains." As soon as Wen Jia heard this, she hurriedly took out a bottle of Sprite from the refrigerator, poured a cup and handed it to Long'er, Long'er poured a sip, just looked at his nose, and his mouth squirted water at the same time, Long'er choked and coughed, and Wen Jia was sprayed with a pair of pants, oops, I'll go, disgusting.
Long Er stared at Wen Jia for a while, turned over his hand and took out the mountain opening knife, Wen Jia hurriedly explained: "Senior sister, senior sister, don't be angry, I didn't mean to, I didn't expect you to drink so violently." Long Er slashed at the washing machine beside Wen Jia, and said viciously, "Boy, you are dead!" and then snatched the bottle of Sprite in Wen Jia's hand and went back to the bedroom.
Wenjia Khan has come down, my God, this ancestor can't be provoked, but fortunately, the washing machine is on. Hey, no, why isn't there a sound of metal colliding?
Wen Jia turned her head and just put her hand on the washing machine, when she saw a smooth cut mark appear from the middle of the washing machine.
What a sharp knife, such a ruthless move, such a terrifying person...!