【366 Chasing "Battle"】

"Xuanyuan Sword, you stop for me!"

"Don't think!"

"It's a man who fights me in a dignified manner. ”

"Bah, a guy like you with your own chemical weapons has a decent face?"

"You defeated, coward, don't run!"

"You must want to stink me to death so that you can inherit my ant flowers!"

"That's a ghost?"

"Anyway, it's a very important thing. ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, seeing that a fateful duel that gambled on the honor of the family and the historical mission suddenly changed the style of painting and became a chase battle without discipline.

And these two guys actually talked about the crosstalk with great interest, flipping the table, are we just here to listen to the crosstalk?

The corners of Hu Lei's mouth kept twitching, this is too different from what he imagined.

It is true that because of the peach jam, the comprehensive strength of Xuanyuan Sword has been greatly improved. Looking at his confident appearance just now, Hu Lei believes that if he goes head-to-head, this guy still has a very big chance of winning.

But I didn't expect that the stench that Jiang Qishi's body couldn't get rid of turned into a debuff aura against Xuanyuan Sword, good guy, it will collapse at the first touch, no, he fled without even contact. If it weren't for Xuanyuan Jian's quick hands and feet, he would have been pressed to the ground and rubbed by Jiang Qishi in his state at this time.

The problem is that the debuff aura on Jiang Qishi's body is still caused by the stinky fart of Xuanyuan Sword, and in the final analysis, it is still the pot of peach jam.

After such a circle, it is really a report and a report!

Hu Lei subconsciously looked at Ouyang Yue.

At this time, the girl's face was so dark that it was shining, and her body was trembling slightly, and it was obvious that her anger had accumulated to the point that she was about to explode at any moment.

"Inside...... It seems that you are destined to go through a wave of unmarried, married and widowed qualities. The conscience of heaven and earth, Hu Lei originally wanted to comfort Ouyang Yue, but somehow the words became like this.

Could it be that there is really a little devil hidden in my heart who has always been full of malice towards life and society?

"Don't worry, it's a big deal to send the Xuanyuan Sword to Thailand for processing and give it to Jiang Qishi. Ouyang Yue gritted his teeth and looked at Hu Lei thoughtfully.

Hu Lei felt an infinite coolness suddenly appear at the base of his thighs, and he subconsciously tightened his legs, "I absolutely support you, maybe Jiang Qishi will be very happy, you see that the two of them are chasing and escaping like a couple of happy enemies, Duo Deng." ”

The so-called dead friends are not dead and poor, Hu Lei decisively stood on Ouyang Yue's side and drew a line with Xuanyuan Sword.

The two people in the field at this time ......

"Stop!"

"Don't think!"

"Stop!"

"Don't think!"

Not to mention, there is really a sense of déjà vu of a big girl and a young man flirting. Ouyang Yue burst out laughing when he saw it, and the depressed atmosphere suddenly relaxed.

After the initial dumbfounding, the guests came back to their senses one after another, looking at the two living treasures that were still chasing in the field, and a smile appeared on their faces, such an interesting thing is not common.

But soon they couldn't laugh anymore......

Let's say that Xuanyuan Sword is not powerless to fight back, but the smell does greatly affect his state. He knew that if he made a strong move, with his current state, I was afraid that Xiao Yue would really have to experience the quality of life three times.

That's why he thought of such a way, that is, to fly a kite with Jiang Qishi. On the one hand, it can consume the other party's energy, and on the other hand, it is also to take him for a ride to disperse the taste, and wait until this is about the same time to finish it in an old fist.

Although this method is a little obscene and embarrassing, compared to Xiaoyue's lifelong happiness, these are nothing!

I'm really a good brother, Xuanyuan Jian was almost touched by his care and love for his sister.

At that moment, however, he felt as if he had mentioned something. No, it would be more accurate to say that something suddenly got under his feet and lost his center of gravity in an instant. Driven by the inertia of high-speed movement, the Xuanyuan Sword soared into the air and pounced towards the crowd of onlookers with teeth and claws.

Jiang Qishi and Xuanyuan Jian chased and fled before, but they did not cross the agreed competition venue.

So the guests have always maintained a relaxed attitude of watching the play, if it weren't for the face of the two old men, I'm afraid they would have had a coke in their left hand and popcorn in their right hand.

So much so that at this time, many people didn't have time to react.

"Boom. ”

With a series of muffled snorts of "hey, hey", a rolling gourd appeared at the scene.

Xuanyuan Jian is fine, but the guests who were used as meat pads by him were dizzy and dizzy one by one. After all, most of the guests who came today were ordinary people who had not practiced national arts.

"Ouch, Uncle Wang, Uncle Zhang, Brother Sun, I'm sorry, I didn't have an accident. Xuanyuan Jian was also very embarrassed.

"Virtuous nephew, don't be embarrassed, you better get off us quickly, the old man's old bones can't stand your tossing like this!"

An old voice came from under Xuanyuan Sword's buttocks, startling him.

A smile appeared on the corner of Jiang Qishi's mouth, but in his mood at this time, this smile seemed a little weird.

"Xuanyuan Sword, I see where you are running this time!"

Xuanyuan Jian was really frightened this time, he bounced off the meat cushion composed of many guests, and continued to run wildly.

"Ah, run, the stink bomb is coming!"

Jiang Qishi was so angry that he trembled, how could there be such a cheap person in this world, grabbing a pain is playing with his life, what did he grow up eating!

"Don't run!", Jiang Qishi suddenly missed his elementary school Chinese teacher, if he lived a little longer, he would not be poor in words, and it was these two words back and forth, which had neither momentum nor deterrence.

No matter, let's catch this guy and beat him up first.

Jiang Qishi flew up, and his right hand popped out like lightning and grabbed the back of Xuanyuan Sword's heart.

Yes, after such a delay, the Xuanyuan Sword had already entered Jiang Qishi's attack range.

"Is this cross talk finally coming to an end?", the idea popped up in everyone's hearts.

However, it turned out that Xuanyuan Sword was far more slippery than everyone imagined. At the moment when Jiang Qishi's palm was about to touch the Xuanyuan Sword, he actually increased his speed again and jumped out.

Everyone was dumbfounded again, what did this kid eat to grow up?

The speed of the Xuanyuan Sword was only a brief burst, and it returned to normal again after leaving Jiang Qishi's attack range. But even so, it still made Jiang Pingchao on the other side of the heart churn a huge wave, and the speed just now ...... It's not at all what his level can perform!

While Jiang Pingchao was deep in thought, there was already a crowd of chickens and dogs among the onlookers.

After the accident just now, Xuanyuan Sword didn't care about anything else and directly got into the guests. He ran in, but the problem was that he was followed by a real stink bomb.

Thereupon......

"Damn, it's not good!"

"Run, Jiang Pingchao is here. ”

"This taste is ...... No wonder Xuanyuan Sword ran lifelessly, if he was caught up, he would really be dead. ”

"It's a strong fart, my father saved me. ”

"Whoever talks about will go head-to-head with him, vomit~"

Ouyang Chao's face was very ugly now, he couldn't have imagined that he would have a good birthday banquet for his eighties, and it would actually become this situation.

Xuanyuan Jian, this kid is getting more and more excessive, isn't it just smelly, and in the end, it's your own fart, just endure it, don't you have to make it big news?

What hurts him the most is that this situation can't be stopped. If this is from his Ouyang Chao's mouth to stop, this time the battle will be lost by the Ouyang family.

He subconsciously looked at Jiang Pingchao, how good it would be if this old thing shouted to stop.

Jiang Pingchao's mood at this time was also extremely complicated, and he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

When he celebrated his eightieth birthday last year, Ouyang Chao almost lost face as an old thing, and now he should be happy to see his birthday banquet like this. But the problem is, when I see my grandson who is disliked and avoided by everyone in the field, I really can't laugh!

Ouyang Chao, this old thing, why didn't he stop shouting, he really didn't want any face?