【367 Pepper Water, Go You】

The farce continues......

"No, don't come here. ”

"Xuanyuan, you and I are friends, be merciful. ”

"Two good men, do you have to kill them all?"

Xuanyuan Jian was also embarrassed, but at this time, he was chased by Jiang Qishi all the way, and he had no better choice!

Well, with firm belief, I am all for Xiaoyue's lifelong happiness.

If you want to blame, blame the old man for the untoned agreement he made back then!

With a wireless silence in his heart, the Xuanyuan Sword passed through the guests like a butterfly through the flowers......

"I think it's a stupid decision to put my life's work in the hands of Xuanyuan Sword. Ouyang Yue muttered to himself in distraction.

Alas, I knew you were just pretending to be calm before, how could any girl be so open to these things.

"I don't think he's without a chance. Hu Lei said with relief.

"Do you really think so?"

"Ahem......", under Ouyang Yue's scrutinizing gaze, Hu Lei felt embarrassed, "If it doesn't have that smell, there should be no problem." ”

"Yes, with Xuanyuan Sword's state at this time, there is no other way than to escape, and this guy with a habit of cleanliness has no way to get close to Jiang Qishi in this state. ”

"Cleanliness?", Hu Lei was stunned, "Hidden attributes?"

"Otherwise, why do you think he always wears a spotless white suit? ”

"Ah, is that so? I thought he was pretending to be ...... Ahem, for the sake of good looks!"

"Is it good-looking? I really can't understand that you don't have the aesthetic of these straight men. ”

"......, girl, your focus seems to have been strayed."

And...... Are you sure your brother is a straight man?

Hu Lei's eyes glanced at Xuanyuan Jian, who was keen on the "parkour" sport, and this guy was teasing Jiang Qishi while running at this time. That's right, it's flirting.

"Ouch, brother of the Jiang family, your physical fitness is not good. It's only a few steps before I gasp like this, so I need to strengthen my workout. Otherwise, you will lose a lot of the joy of life. ”

"Come on, chase me, I'll give you a reward if you catch up. Whether it's a hug of love or a small fist on the chest, choose whatever!"

"Come on, stab~"

"Hey, my little cutie, the crown for you. Little Huahua is for you, come and get into my arms, I cooked you a little barley, and you want to blame it for eating and growing your body. ”

"I want you to go to the Internet café and steal headphones......"

This slut!

Even if he was in the same camp, Hu Lei couldn't help but want to kill Xuanyuan Sword.

After today, if Jiang Qishi is not crazy or stupid, then he is positive, sunny, optimistic and cheerful!

"Are you still sure that your brother is a straight man?", Hu Lei's gaze moved back to Ouyang Yue.

The girl's face was cloudy, and it took a long time before she took a deep breath, "Or we will strangle him to death!"

"I couldn't agree more!", Hu Lei agreed.

"Okay, no kidding, how are you going to solve this matter today?", Ouyang Yue suddenly said.

"Me?", Hu Lei was stunned for a moment, "Isn't this all the pot of your old man and your brother......? What's up. ”

"It's none of your business, you can't be irresponsible......", Ouyang Yue was anxious.

"Wait, wait, girl, stop me. Hu Lei was also anxious, "You won't take your old man's Lalang ration seriously, I'll tell you, I won't carry this pot." ”

Ouyang Yue didn't know what to think, and his face turned red as soon as he brushed it, "Where do you want to go, you are not the type I like." ”

"And you're still holding me accountable?"

"Let me ask you, Xuanyuan Sword was chased and beaten by Jiang Qishi, is it because Jiang Qishi is too stinky. ”

"Yes, but that's my business. ”

"Then Jiang Qishi is so stinky, is it because Xuanyuan Sword farted. ”

"Uh, yes. Hu Lei has realized what she wants to express.

"That Xuanyuan Sword fart, is it because of ......?"

"Stop, okay, I'll admit it, I'm the culprit for all this. Hu Lei pinched his nose and admitted, this is all facts, and there is no room for quibbles. It's just that...... How the hell did I know there would be so many oolongs?

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have come here in the first place, if I hadn't come, Xuanyuan Jian wouldn't have eaten peach jam, if ......"

"Stop!", Ouyang Yue slapped Hu Lei's mouth, and the prepared lines were completely held in his stomach, "Now is not the time for you to do self-examination." Since the root of everything is you, do you say that you are responsible for my life's work? ”

"That's true, but I already have Qianqian in my heart, and I really can't marry you. ”

"Bah, what's the good thing you want, I'm here to let you solve this matter right now. ”

"This ......," Hu Lei looked embarrassed, "Can you still ask for foreign aid under this agreement, but even if you ask for foreign aid, I may not be able to beat that stink bomb." ”

"Then I don't care, you can find a way to solve it yourself. ”

Hey, why are you still tsundere. Although this is the case, Hu Lei always felt that Ouyang Yue was a little irresponsible for throwing all the responsibility to himself so simply and rudely. Moreover, there is really no way, there is nothing to do at the moment except pray for Xuanyuan Sword to fight for strength.

Hu Lei shrugged, looking helpless.

"I don't care, if I want to go through the quality triple, I will let Miss Qianqian experience it too. As she spoke, her gaze shifted again.

Hu Lei Lingling tightened his legs, Nima threatened people at every turn, it was too much, this eldest lady's temper was really not likeable.

At this moment, Ouyang Yue suddenly put on a smiling face and came over with a smile, "Actually, it's not like there's no way." ”

"Huh?"

"I know you have a magic trick that makes people sneeze. ”

"Uh...... What you said......"

Hu Lei patted his head, this time was calm, and he almost forgot that he still had such a heroic skill as pepper water.

He looked at Ouyang Yue with a smile, and this girl had this idea from the beginning. I said that I had been coercing, coercing, coercing for a long time. Flip the table, don't you know that the master is still in the period of rebellion? You only know coercion, but you don't know the temptation.

"What's the matter, as long as you make a move, the Xuanyuan family can't even beat a sneeze bug. Ouyang Yue's eyes were glowing.

"Well, ...... this", Hu Lei was arrogant, "It's not as simple as you think!"

Tempt me, lure me, Hu Lei sounded weird background music in his head.

"Brother Hu Lei, you can help others. You can't bear to watch such a smart and lovely beautiful girl fall into the clutches of the devil from now on, and there will be no smile. It's a big deal, people just let you do whatever you want. ”

After speaking, she also threw a wink at Hu Lei.

"Vomit~", Hu Lei vomited directly.

It's not that a family doesn't enter the door, just this girl's words are absolutely in the same vein as Xuanyuan Jian.

"Gwoe~", to Hu Lei's surprise, Ouyang Yue also vomited.

"What are you spitting on?", Hu Lei asked weakly.

"It's disgusting, it's incompatible with my attributes, and it's hurting internally. Ouyang Yue was concise and to the point, "vomit~"

Now I was almost not laughed at by Hu Lei and went into shock, he has seen a lot of people who vomit today, and he vomited nauseously, Ouyang Yue, this girl is still the first one.

"Hey, you're still laughing, it's not because of you, gag~"

"Okay, okay, put away your magical powers, this is not the stage where the drama spirit is born. ”

"So you promised to help?", Ouyang Yue suddenly brightened.

“……”

Nima, I'm just casually tempting, you're really pretending!

"Leave this matter to me!", Hu Lei shook his head helplessly, and then looked at the two wind-chasing teenagers who were still running in the field.

This is too good to run, and I have the physical strength to participate in the Olympics and win glory for the country!

Ten minutes later......

Ouyang Yue looked at Hu Lei, who was in a stupor, strangely, "What's wrong with you?"

"Shhhh ”

"Aim?"

"Anyway, it's quiet!", Hu Lei had a black line.

But fortunately, after the wreak havoc of these two people, the guests learned to be obedient, and they all retreated far away one by one to avoid harming the innocent, otherwise if the two of them were still hiding in the crowd, Hu Lei would not be able to aim.

At this moment, Jiang Qishi's body suddenly stumbled, and his speed plummeted.

Golden opportunity!

Pepper water, go you!