Huang Guolun heard that this was going to be live, so he hurriedly put on his sunglasses again.

Zhao Jing logged in to the Qingtian live broadcast with a notebook, and was writing the name of the temporary live broadcast room, she casually took the name of "live broadcast rehearsal", purely to test the live broadcast effect, and did not want to attract the audience to come.

At this time, seeing Huang Guolun put on his sunglasses again, Zhao Jing laughed "poof": "Why did you put on your sunglasses again? Are you paying tribute to the blind man A Bing? The way you look now is so funny in the camera!"

Huanzi, who was eating potato chips, leaned next to Zhao Jing, stretched his neck and asked, "What's funny, show me too." …… I'm dizzy, I really look like a blind man Ah Bing. Teacher Huang, are you really paying tribute to Ah Bing?"

Huang Guolun embarrassedly straightened the position of his sunglasses and said, "What kind of respect, I just don't want to appear on my face." I am a people's teacher, and the impact of showing my head on such an occasion is not very good. ”

Zhao Jing joked and said: "Then don't wear such glasses, it's too much like a blind man! Can't you wear square-framed sunglasses?"

Zhao Yan helped Huang Guolun speak: "Don't talk nonsense, I think these sunglasses match Teacher Huang's aura very well, very retro." ”

Huang Guolun was moved to give Zhao Yan a thumbs up, or Zhao Yan understood him, what he wanted was this retro temperament!

Zhao Jing giggled.

Zhao Yan stabbed Zhao Jing from behind and stabbed her: "Don't laugh, Mr. Huang is very handsome with these glasses." ”

"I'm not laughing at Mr. Huang, I'm thinking of a blind man's joke, haha, I remembered it on the road just now, and I didn't talk about it. I didn't expect that now Mr. Huang is pretending to be blind again, I really can't stand it, I have to tell this paragraph and make you laugh too!"

Looking at Zhao Jing's smiling face, Huang Guolun could guess that this was definitely not a good joke.

Neither he nor Zhao Yan really wanted to hear Zhao Jing tell such dirty jokes.

Liu Xiaowei and the others were very interested in Zhao Jing's jokes.

Zhao Jing's momentum of wanting to tell a joke was unstoppable, and he quickly told everyone this joke.

This passage is about a blind man who went to a restaurant for dinner.

The owner of the restaurant came over and handed the menu to the blind man.

The blind man told the boss: "I'm blind and can't see the menu, please give me a dirty fork that the previous guest used and I can order based on it!"

The boss thought it was amazing, so he went to the kitchen and took an unwashed fork from the sink and handed it to the blind man.

The blind man took the fork, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it, and said happily, "Ha! This is exactly the piece of meat and mashed potatoes I want to eat!"

The boss's jaw is about to fall off after hearing this, and the fork was put down by people eating mashed potatoes and meat pieces before!

So the boss made mashed potatoes and pieces of meat for the blind man.

A few days later, the blind man came to the restaurant to eat again, and when he was seated, the boss habitually gave him a menu, and the blind man said, "Hey! It's me! I can't see it, have you forgotten?"

The boss hurriedly apologized: "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, I didn't recognize you, I'll go get you a fork!"

The boss ran to the kitchen and came back with another fork.

I saw the blind man take the fork to his nose and smell it again, and then order steak and fries.

The boss was shocked by the blind man's nose!

That night he told the blind man's incredible "nose work" to his cook's wife, Mary.

The couple decided at the moment that when the blind man came again next time, they would find a way to fix him.

Two weeks later, the blind man came again.

After the boss affectionately beckoned the blind man to sit down, he quickly ran to the kitchen and said to his wife, "Mary, Mary, the blind man is here, hurry up and act on our previous plan!"

I saw Mary grinning and picking up a clean fork, putting it there and rubbing it a few times, and then handing it to her husband.

The boss smirked and took the fork to the blind man. He watched triumphantly as the blind man took the fork and sniffed it in front of his nose for a long time, as if he could not decide.

The boss thought to himself, "Now it's going to be you blind!"

Finally...... The blind man said happily: "Hey, what about Mary? I didn't think she was working here!"

"Giggles. ”

Zhao Jing's laughter trembled after speaking, as if Huang Guolun in front of the camera was the blind man with a thief nose.

Huang Guolun's face turned green after hearing this.

Except for Liu Xiaowei, who laughed with Zhao Jing, everyone else felt very embarrassed.

"Jingzi, can we be serious?" Even Sister Xu couldn't stand it anymore and said Zhao Jing.

"I'm not serious, I just think it's fun. "What Zhao Jing said is quite reasonable.

Zhao Yan said with a black face: "Don't tell such a joke during your live broadcast, it's too embarrassing!"

Zhao Jing said to Zhao Yan: "Sister, don't be so old-fashioned, I'm just telling a joke, and I haven't done anything." ”

Huang Guolun said in a sullen voice: "I am almost in no mood to play the drums because of what you said." ”

Zhao Jing hurriedly apologized: "Teacher Huang, don't be so fragile, don't be influenced by me, I apologize to you." I promise I won't tell such a dirty joke in a while. I still say that the fourth child is better at it. ”

Huang Guolun hurriedly said: "Don't tell any jokes! Let's hurry up and debug the equipment, hurry up and finish it and eat quickly, I'm hungry." ”

Zhao Jing made an OK gesture to Huang Guolun: "I'll start the live broadcast." Mr. Huang, you can play the drum casually, let's try the microphone in this position first, how about the spatial sense of the sound. ”

After Zhao Jing finished speaking, she put on noise-canceling headphones and listened to the radio effect while opening the live broadcast room.

Seeing that Zhao Jing was busy in front of the notebook, Huang Guolun casually played the tambourine.

His hand work is much stronger than Zhao Jing's before, and after a few casual beats, a very rhythmic drum music is born.

The atmosphere in the café was immediately brought back on track by the drumming.

Huanzi, Liu Xiaowei, Su Ling and others all saw Huang Guolun playing musical instruments for the first time.

Listening to Zhao Yan and Zhao Jing blowing to Huang Guolun before, they all wanted to see what kind of musical genius this Teacher Huang was.

And Huang Guolun's tambourine beating is indeed stylish, and several people quieted down when they heard it.

Huan Zi said to Huang Guolun expectantly: "Teacher Huang, don't just play the drums, sing one." ”

Su Ling nodded busily, with an expression of looking through the autumn water, and couldn't wait to listen to Huang Guolun sing.

"Then I'll sing "My Home". ”

Continuing the strong local music style such as "A Moment" sung by Zhao Jing when playing the drums in the afternoon, Huang Guolun changed the rhythm of his hand and played "My Home", a well-known work that also swept shops in the old town of Lijiang.

At first, Liu Xiaowei and the others understood what Huang Guolun was going to sing, and as soon as Huang Guolun started, they immediately heard the familiar brainwashing melody:

"Much more, more than much, more than much, so much,

My home / is a little place he fenced / grass everywhere / all green

……”

The sound that Zhao Jing heard through the noise-canceling headphones was the music effect broadcast live to the outside world.

At this time, the microphone was placed in an excellent position, which happened to harmoniously collect Huang Guolun's vocals and drums.

Listening to the song "My Home" from the headphones, closing her eyes, Zhao Jing felt as if she was on the streets of Lijiang, and this music full of memories made her have endless memories.

She gave Huang Guolun a thumbs up, saying that the sound effect was very good, and Huang Guolun sang even more praise!

Huanzi and they heard Huang Guolun singing with a tambourine for the first time, this kind of natural and harmonious singing is not particularly amazing, but it is surprisingly comfortable and durable, and the more they listen, the more durable it becomes.

I don't know if it's because the song itself is very brainwashing, they listened to Huang Guolun sing "A lot more than a lot of ticks", all of them were brainwashed, Huang Guolun's magnetic and primitive singing voice, coupled with a more primitive tambourine drum beat, seems to turn the duck shop into a piece of green mountains and green water under the blue sky and white clouds, which makes people feel indescribably relaxed and comfortable.

Zhao Yan originally stood to watch Huang Guolun's live broadcast, but after Huang Guolun started singing, Zhao Yan couldn't help but feel leisurely and lazy, and unconsciously sat next to Huanzi, like a greedy little fat cat, his arm rested on Huanzi's fat back, and he put on the most comfortable posture to listen to Huang Guolun's singing that can cleanse people's hearts.

Huanzi sighed with a fat face, and turned back to Zhao Yan and said, "Teacher Huang's singing is really good." ”

"yes. Zhao Yan smiled and nodded, the two small dimples on her cheeks revealed the enjoyment in her heart.

Zhao Jing also has two small pear vortices on his face, but they are not as obvious as Zhao Yan's, and the pear vortex on Zhao Jing's face will only be revealed when he is smiling very happily.

At this time, listening to songs with noise-canceling headphones and looking at the pages in the live broadcast room, the pear vortex on Zhao Jing's face became more and more obvious.

It turned out that after the live broadcast started, her fans received a push from the system, and more and more people came to watch the live broadcast.

The number of people in the live broadcast room soon exceeded five hundred, and the content of their chat made Zhao Jing laugh-

"Is this the live broadcast room of Brother Jing, the sworn enemy of the Little Four? Why is a blind man playing the drums?"

"Damn! Brother Jing, I endured the last time you broadcast the live broadcast on the main road, why did you get a blind man to broadcast the live broadcast this time!

"Brother Jing, you are naughty again, don't think that you are a beauty, brother will not dare to block you, you have the ability to show your face and let brother lick the screen. ”

"Brother Jing, are you broadcasting live? Did I enter the wrong room?"

"Tell me, who is this blind man? He sings quite well, and the tambourine is also quite stylish, praise one. ”

"Brother Jing, I waited for your live broadcast for half a year, but I waited for a big road and a blind man, you can't be so abusive!"

"I want to see Brother Jing's fight a wave of 666!"

"Brother Jing is dead, and there is something to burn paper. I'm not kidding, Brother Jing is really dead. ”

"Brother Jing, hurry up and show up! Who is this blind TMD?"

"Don't make any noise, this uncle is not necessarily blind, he should be a master invited by Brother Jing, you listen carefully to his singing, it is very tasteful!

"Brother Jing shows his face, I'll give you a rainbow!(100RMB gift)"

"Everyone is gone, this live broadcast room is not Brother Jing's, Brother Jing is washing the little Nene in our house. Eighty percent of the system is faulty. ”

"Brother and Sister Qiu Jing showed up and gave an explanation! Is this your live broadcast room? No, we will disperse. ”

……

Huang Guolun's singing came to an end at this time.

He didn't know that there were already hundreds of people in the live broadcast room, so he stopped and asked Zhao Jing: "How is it?

"Quite good!" Zhao Jing made an OK gesture to Huang Guolun, and then said, "You wait a minute, Mr. Huang." There are a lot of my fans in the live broadcast room, so I'll say hello to them first. ”