Seeing so many people coming in, Zhao Jing quickly revised the profile of the live broadcast room, and deliberately indicated that today is just a rehearsal and debugging equipment, and at eight o'clock next Saturday night, a live broadcast of a special performance will be done on a sunny day.

After the text explanation, Zhao Jing picked up another radio microphone and said in a arrogant and aggressive tone familiar to fans: "The one who said I died just now, is your spicy chicken owe burning paper! Why don't I help you burn some tonight? If you are a man, I guess you won't find a wife down there, so I'll just burn an inflatable doll for you." If you're a woman, I'll burn you a cucumber. ”

Hearing Zhao Jingqing's choking voice, the discussion area instantly boiled-

"Brother Jing, pure masters, iron-blooded real men!"

"Brother Jing is here! Great!

"Hahaha, Brother Jing, I want cucumbers too!"

"Upstairs, you want cucumbers too, don't you...... Do you want to use that?"

"Brother Jing show his face, give us a chance to lick the screen!"

"Summoning rich people, hurry up and paint a rainbow for Brother Jing! Let Brother Jing show his face!"

……

Zhao Jing was about to say don't paint a rainbow for her, "Wow-" Two colorful rainbows suddenly lit up on the screen of the live broadcast room, both of which were brushed out by the old faces on her fan list.

Zhao Jing hurriedly said: "Don't paint me with a rainbow, and I won't show my face if I brush it." If you want to see me, wait until 8 o'clock next Saturday night, I will do a live performance at the SalomeCafe along the back HN, and friends from the imperial capital can come and cheer. There is no admission fee, you can just go into the shop and order a cup of coffee to watch the whole show. Of course, if you have thick skin, you don't order anything when you come in, and you can just stand and watch. It doesn't matter if you're not in the imperial capital, I'll do a live broadcast on a sunny day, and friends who like Brother Jing come over that day to see it, and promise not to disappoint you! ”

Many people in the discussion forum were unhappy:

"Brother Jing, you're really boring! don't always hang people's appetites!"

"Brother Jing, can't you show your face? Are you having plastic surgery? Or are you ugly?"

"What does it mean to be ugly? Brother Jing has always been difficult to look at! I don't believe it, let her show her face to us. ”

"I suddenly doubted...... Is Brother Jing selling her account? This is not Brother Jing himself, is she? If so, why doesn't she always show her face?"

"Damn, my rainbow is white! I'm starting to suspect that Brother Jing has changed. Although the sound is quite similar, Brother Jing generally doesn't advertise, so someone is imitating Brother Jing, right?"

……

Zhao Jing saw that there were more and more suspicious people, and snorted: "You provoke me." If I don't show my face, I will definitely not show my face today. I won't show you anything, but I can show you a hand. ”

Zhao Jing stretched out her slender jade hand in front of the camera, stretched out her palm, clenched it into a jade fist, and asked, "Beautiful, isn't it? Brother, this fist of ice muscle and jade bone is not a joke, it hurts to beat people." Whoever talks nonsense again, I will beat him to death. ”

"Begging Brother Jing to beat him to death!"

"Line up and beg Brother Jing to beat him to death!"

"Queue +1! Peony flowers die, I'm also merry when I do ghosts!"

"Brother Jing, count yourself ruthless! if you don't show your face, you won't show it, but it's always okay to tell a joke about the little four, right?"

"Yes, yes, Brother Jing tells a joke! You can only prove that you are the sworn enemy of Xiao Si by telling the joke of Xiao Si - there is no doubt about Brother Jing!"

……

"I want to listen to Xiaosi's joke, okay, I'll tell you, but after you're done, you don't talk nonsense, if you want to flash people, you can flash people, if you are willing to rely on me, you will watch us debug the equipment in a down-to-earth manner." Ouch, I almost forgot, I'll show you this uncle in the camera first. ”

Only then did I remember to introduce Huang Guolun, and led the jade hand to Huang Guolun in the middle of the camera, Zhao Jing said: "This uncle's glasses are very blind, but he himself is not blind, don't keep saying that people are blind." You've all heard of the master in the folk, this uncle is a master of folk music! It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a genius! He is the music producer of the newly released online movie "The Good Corpse of Qing Ben". ”

Zhao Jing took the opportunity to advertise "The Good Corpse of Qing Ben": "Have you seen "The Good Corpse of Qing Ben"? …… Haven't you all seen it? You guys are too out of step with the trend, you haven't even watched "The Good Corpse of the Emperor". "The Good Corpse" is the best zombie movie in China! It's not me who blows it, this film is really good! You should go to the major video websites to take a look. I just watched it in the afternoon, and I can't stop it now. It's been a long time since I've seen such a cool domestic movie. The soundtrack of this film is particularly outstanding, it is made by this teacher Huang in front of you, and the theme song is also written by Mr. Huang, he is super talented!"

was blown by Zhao Jing in front of the camera, Huang Guolun felt so embarrassed, waved his hand and said, "Don't, I'll go to the bathroom first." ”

Huang Guolun got up and left the camera to go to the bathroom.

Zhao Jing smiled and said, "Teacher Huang is thin-skinned and embarrassed. But his musical talent is outstanding. Next week's music session at SalomeCafe is the special session of this Mr. Huang, I just came to sit and host, and friends who like music must not miss it. If you miss it, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Later, when you wait for the audition, let Mr. Huang sing to you. He sings so well!"

Zhao Jing blew Huang Guolun into a mess, but netizens disdained Huang Guolun.

At this time, the audience who came to the live broadcast room was almost 1,000 people.

Almost all of them are Brother Jing's iron fans who received the system's push to kill.

They came here to see Zhao Jing, and they were not interested in any other talented uncles.

"Brother Jing, we are here to see you, don't make an uncle to disgust us, okay!"

"Look at this blind uncle, it's better to see the people coming and going on the street. ”

"Brother Jing, hurry up and prove your identity as the sworn enemy of the Little Four! Hurry up and tell a joke! My little bench has been moved, just waiting to hear you tell a joke." ”

"The front row sells small benches, beer, drinks, mineral water, melon seeds and peanuts, are you in need?"

"Brother Jing, is the Okamoto humidification you are talking about a new TT?"

"I'm working overtime and sneaking out to see you, don't tell us any more bullshit movies, okay? Hurry up and tell a joke to make my brother laugh!"

"Brother Jing, stop advertising, hurry up and become a joker!"

……

Facing the uneven comments in the discussion area like a waterfall, Zhao Jing maintained a calm mind and tried to suppress the anger that gradually burned in her heart.

"I'm really annoying you! Can't you let me talk properly? You want to listen to the joke, okay! I'll tell you! After listening, get out of here! Don't bother me anymore!"

Holding the beauty and committing murder, is such a personality, Zhao Jingcai doesn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, she should spray it.

But when it's time to tell a joke, she will also tell a joke seriously.

In her opinion, telling jokes is a very interesting thing to do, which can entertain both herself and others.

After thinking about it for a while, she told everyone a paragraph that she hadn't told before:

"This is still the story of Xiaosi and Yao Ming. It is said that one day, Yao Ming came out of the toilet, and everyone saw that his trouser leg was wet, so they asked him what was wrong. Yao Ming had a headache about this, and every time he went to the toilet, someone recognized him, turned around and shouted, "Isn't this Yao Ming!" and then his trouser legs were wet. As soon as Yao Ming finished speaking, he saw Xiao Si come out of the toilet with wet hair......"

“66666666666！”

“666！”

"Sure enough, it's Brother Jing! Little Four Natural Enemies!Haha!"

"Am I being too simple? Why can't I understand this paragraph? What do you mean?"

"Quack, quack, Brother Zhenjing, no doubt!"

"Xiao Si was buried too miserably by Brother Jing. ”

"Xiao Si must have robbed Brother Jing's boyfriend!It must be!"

"Brother Jing, what is the deep hatred between you and Xiao Si? ”

"Haha, Brother Jing, apart from coming to the eldest aunt, where do you look like a girl at other times!"

"Upstairs, you should ask, except for the fact that Xiao Si won't come to the eldest aunt, where does he look like a boy at other times. ”

……

Huang Guolun went to the bathroom and came back, still wearing the Ah Bing-style sunglasses on the bridge of his nose.

Zhao Jing didn't talk to these fans in the live broadcast room, so she said to Huang Guolun in a good time: "Teacher Huang, let's continue, you try the guitar and see how the sound is done." ”

Huang Guolun took out a box piano that Zhao Yan had prepared for him a long time ago from the guitar box, which was the most classic spruce piano for singing folk songs.

Huang Guolun returned to the camera, sat down, tried the audition, and it was very accurate, someone must have proofread this piano before.

Huang Guolun gave Zhao Yanshu a thumbs up and signaled that the piano was very good.

Zhao Yan had already straightened up from Huanzi's fat back, dimple and smiled, very concerned about what song Huang Guolun was going to sing next.

Huanzi and others are also looking forward to it.

Huang Guolun's posture and aura of holding the guitar are more stylish than playing tambourine.

After a few casual plucks, a dream-like melody flowed into everyone's ears.

Zhao Jing listened to Huang Guolun playing the guitar through noise-canceling headphones, frowned slightly, and made a gesture and said: "Your microphone needs to be lowered a little, and then closer to the piano, and now the sound is farther away." ”

Huang Guolun understood what it meant, pressed the wheat down, played a paragraph again, and asked Zhao Jing: "How is it now?"

"Now it's OK. Zhao Jing made an OK gesture: "You try singing again and see how the radio effect is at this distance." ”

"What are you singing? Do you have anything you want to hear?" Huang Guolun said this to ask Zhao Yan, Huan Zi, and Liu Xiaowei. He didn't make any special preparations himself, and he sang whatever these people ordered.

After Zhao Jing told the joke, the number of people watching the live broadcast increased unabated, and it was almost 2,000 people!

These people in the discussion area thought that Huang Guolun was asking them, and immediately began to coax the seedlings:

"Let the blind uncle sing "The Love of the Slender Man"!"

"It's a must for "Love Trading"!"

"Brother Jing, can you order a song "Auspicious Three Treasures"?"

"Brother Jing, you ask this uncle if he can sing "Brother is Just a Legend", I love this song so much!"

"Let's start Eason's "Long Time No See"!"

"I've been obsessed with Jay Chou's "Tornado" recently, can you sing one?"

"This look, you must sing "The Most Dazzling National Style"!"

"Song of a Good Man!"

Glancing at the discussion area, Zhao Jing said angrily: "Don't be crooked, if you want to order a song, wait until next Saturday, today is an audition, and I don't accept your song." ”

In the café, Liu Xiaowei made a proposal and asked Huang Guolun: "Can you sing Zhou Shen's "Big Fish"? I think this song is super beautiful. ”

Zhao Jing wanted to poke Liu Xiaowei with a toothpick, and hated him: "You did it on purpose! How can Mr. Huang sing "Big Fish" with this voice!"