Chapter 154: Boy Urine
It didn't take long for the steward to bring ten thousand taels of silver. Updates are fast and ad-free. I carried my hands behind my back, looking like a fairy wind, of course, there are two immortals of my grandchildren to do it for me.
After receiving the silver ticket, I said to Luo Youdao seriously, Lord Luo, although the three of us reached a deal with black and white impermanence tonight, but these two people also eat the food of the emperor, as the saying goes, that person does things for others, and the two of them have to go back, otherwise they will not be able to deal with the king of Yama.
Luo Youdao said that it was natural, as long as I was not detained, I could find a substitute for the dead ghost on the prefect's yamen.
I have never seen such a brazen man who is so greedy for life and afraid of death, and who will not hesitate to sacrifice the lives of others for the sake of his life. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel a burst of disdain in my heart, but I muttered in my mouth, the three of us also think so, but who is the right person to use as a substitute for the dead ghost?
Luo Youdao looked around, saw the steward, and said Come to Fu, how have I treated you all these years?
The steward Laifu's face was sallow, and he waved his hand again and again, saying Master, I have been a cow and a horse for the Luo family all these years, and there is no merit and hard work, and there is no hard work and fatigue, and the master also asks his subordinates to be merciful. Luo Youdao nodded and said that it made sense. I went to look at the people around me again, and when the officers saw this, they hurriedly fled in all directions, for fear of being caught by him.
The steward Laifu suddenly said, master, you see that there are so many death row prisoners in our prison, it is better to find a substitute for the dead ghost from among them, and it can be regarded as solving problems for the master. Luo Youdao's eyes lit up and said that he would do it.
I laughed secretly in my heart, and a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, so I said, Lord Luo, black and white impermanence also specially explained, tomorrow night the two of them will come to the prefect's yamen to detain people, in order to avoid accidental arrest, they let the old man sprinkle some boy urine on his hair, so that when they smell the person with boy urine on the top of their heads, they will know that it is the person we are pleading for, and they will not detain his soul.
Luo Youdao said that this is easy to do, Laifu, you are limited to collect a pot of children's urine within tomorrow.
At this time, I suddenly heard a servant saying, "Master, the son is back."
As he spoke, a young man dressed as a young man dressed in silk and satin walked in. This person was fifteen or sixteen years old, a little fat, and his steps were vain, and he came to Luo Youdao. Luo Youdao was displeased, what time did it take to come back.
The fat boy said that I was studying at my husband's house, so I came back a little late.
Luo Youdao didn't pursue it, saying that he was talented, how does your father treat you on weekdays?
Luo Youcai said that my father treated me like a mountain.
Luo Youdao nodded with satisfaction, and said, now that Daddy is in trouble, there is black and white impermanence to detain Daddy's soul, these two old immortals let us find a substitute for the dead ghost, talented, it's time for you to do your filial piety.
Luo Youcai's face was pale, and he trembled, Dad, I don't want to die, I can't die, our Luo family has three generations of single inheritance, you want your child to die on your behalf, this is to make our Luo family the last one. As the saying goes, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great......
Luo Youdao said okay, okay, who let you be a substitute for the dead ghost, I mean that my father wants to avoid this level, and he wants a boy's urine to protect his body, don't waste your urine in the past two days. Luo Youcai said Daddy, I think for your own good, I can't hurt you, this boy should find someone else.
I said that it was not too early, the three of us had lost our cultivation, and we needed to find a place to cultivate and recuperate.
Luo Youdao said Old Immortal, you can't leave me alone. I said don't worry, we will hover in Songjiang Mansion for a few days, we are all cultivators with professional ethics, since we have received your money, we will not ignore you.
Luo Youdao let us live in the mansion, we didn't agree, went back to the inn to rest, and didn't say anything all night.
I originally wanted to make a fool of Luo Youdao, but early the next morning, the entire Songjiang Prefecture officials mobilized to collect the boy's urine everywhere, and even more, a soak of children's urine was sold for a hundred wen.
I still wonder in my heart, what kind of trouble is this coming, I have collected so much children's urine, this is the rhythm of preparing for the bath. Later, I learned that the haunting of the prefect's yamen had spread in Songjiang Mansion, and in order not to be a substitute for the dead ghost, the messengers, servants, and servants of the prefect's yamen were all collecting the boy's urine.
This thing became more and more mysterious, and at first it was sprinkled on the head with child urine, and later, it was passed on to bathe with child urine.
Some profiteers saw the business opportunity, paid to rent a number of boys in Songjiang Mansion for a day, and posted a signboard of "Urine boy urine", so that these boys drank water and ate watermelon, and collected boy urine.
In the afternoon, the three of them came to the prefect's yamen again, and I asked how they were ready. The steward said that everything was fine, Lord Luo wanted you to go to the prison to see who was more suitable to be the ghost of the dead. I said in my heart that I was taking this opportunity to rescue Wu Saburo, so I came to the prison.
The Songjiang Mansion Prison is relatively dark, and it is much worse than Jinling in terms of scale and heavily guarded, but it has everything you need. I took out the compass and walked around the prison, in order to hide people's eyes, I deliberately skipped Wu Saburo, pointed to a burly man and said, this person should be good.
Laifu shook his head again and again, saying that this person is not good.
I asked why?
Laifu smiled and said that this person had a fierce face, and he was a backup flower thief in our prison.
I wondered, what backup?
Laifu said that he did not hide from the two immortals, and our Songjiang Mansion ranked high in the criminal name assessment every year, precisely because our Master Luo was far-sighted, strategic, and prepared for a rainy day. If a woman is raped ~ killed within this year, we can solve the case without much effort, and these prisons are all about Diao Min and Jiangyang thieves, and we can close the case by taking one out of them.
When this Laifu said this, his face was proud, and he added that this idea was still thought up by the villain.
The two immortals said on the side, why didn't God have a thunder to chop you to death.
I am also angry in my heart, the imperial court evaluates the local prefects, including political performance, public security, criminal names and other indicators, and some inactive prefects actually do tricks and feet on the indicators in order to rank, and even do some things that hurt nature and reason.
I had heard of this kind of thing when I was chatting with the old grandson before, but today was the first time I encountered it, but as the old immortal of Longhu Mountain, it was inconvenient to meddle in these things.
When the burly man saw me and us, he said loudly, Master, I was wronged, I was born with a crypticism, and it is impossible for me to be a flower thief. Laifu gave two instructions, and a messenger stepped forward with a stick and beat them all the time, scolding and scolding while beating, saying that you are you, or not.
I pointed out another person, and the steward said that this person could not do it, this person was a thief, and he would still be counted on in many things in the yamen in the future. I said this can't do that or that, you can say which one will do. The steward pointed to Wu Saburo, this person is guilty of the crime of complication, and the case has not been decided in the past two days, so he can be allowed to carry the bag.
I deliberately hesitated, this is not good.
The steward said that this was also what the lord meant.
My face sank, and I said, "Your lord has made up his mind, why do you want to consult my opinion?" Farewell. The steward even said to the old immortal, isn't this discussing with you, if you want to leave, you have to leave tomorrow.
I said this person can do it, so do it.
Although it was August, there was no rain for half a month, the weather was unusually hot, and the chickens were hanging their wings and the dogs were sticking out their tongues. In the evening, the prefect's yamen was in turmoil~ angry.
I'm starting to feel annoyed, it's self-inflicted. Luo Youdao has already lived in an inn under the escort of his subordinates, but now I still have to suffer here.
I lit incense sticks and candles in the prison, and burned paper, and everyone avoided them from afar, but the steward was bold, holding a urinal in his hand, and stood not far away to watch.
Whirring, a gust of wind rose.
The drums on the upper floor beat the three watches, and the black and white impermanence was dispatched.
The two immortals changed into black and white impermanence clothes, performed light skills, and fell from the sky. One is black and the other is white, with expressionless faces, wearing triangular high hats, one writes "The world is peaceful", and the other writes "Fortune at first sight", and their mouths are full of long tongues, which is no different from the black and white impermanence in the City God Temple.
Seeing this, Rifle almost collapsed to the ground in fright. The two immortals jumped up in front of him, and the steward was too frightened to make a sound.
No eyebrows ghost said, Fan is not saved, tonight you and I come to detain the soul, I see that this person has no child urine in his hair, why don't you just do him?
The steward was dumbfounded, and took the urinal and poured it on top of his head.
Eyebrowless ghost said, this one doesn't work, let's change it.
I had a peachwood sword in my hand, and the two of them floated past me, and we pretended to see each other. When the steward saw the two of them in prison, he asked, "Do you see black and white?"
I'm curious, black and white are impermanent, no, are you coming?
When the steward heard this, he was immediately frightened to death.
But for a moment, I heard the crying father and mother in the prison, crying and howling wolves. Then, the two immortals carried Wu Saburo and walked out, saying, today is also considered to be the completion of the task, go back to the Lord of Yama on an errand. Saying that, the two took Wu Saburo and floated away with light skills.
I stepped forward and poured a pot of urine on Laifu's head and said wake up.
Laifu said that the old fairy, are you gone?
I said almost, you saw the yin thing today, if you don't heal it well, I'm afraid you will get seriously ill.
Laifu said that he also asked the old fairy to point out a clear way.
I pointed to the incense case, mixed this table of incense ashes with water, and took it for three days in a row, which can dispel the cold and evil qi in the body.
In the folk, the incense ash has been rumored to cure the disease for a long time, don't you know that this incense ash is easy to constipation if you eat too much, I came up with this idea for the steward, I just can't get used to him acting as a tiger, helping Luo Youdao to kill the people, if you really count it, so he is still cheaper.
Wu Saburo was in prison for three or four days, but fortunately, he had martial arts and his complexion was okay. As soon as Wu Saburo met, he knelt on the ground and said that Wu Saburo thanked Su for saving his life. I said that I even picked him up, saying that he would be his own brother in the future, so he didn't need to be so polite.
Wu Saburo said that it was a pity that the dog official was cheaper.
I said that Luo Youdao was just a lackey of Feng Gonggong of the Jiangnan Manufacturing Bureau, and it was not interesting to kill a dog. There is a wrong, a debtor, you really want to take revenge, wait until you get to Jinling. I took off my robe, changed into a night robe, and said to the two immortals: Let's go.
Wu Saburo asked, where to go?
I laughed, of course I said goodbye to our Master Luo.