Chapter 153: Hurry like a law, I can't afford to be three!
The steward led the way in front, and the three of them came to the prefect's yamen.
The prefect Luo Youdao wore a regular suit, and his complexion was very bad, and the trouble that came out last night probably made him break out in a cold sweat. When he learned of our arrival, he hurriedly greeted us, and the three old ...... God...... The three of them look familiar, huh?
My heart says bad, has it been discovered?
But I'm confident in my transfiguration.
When he was stealing the Holy Gate to learn art, the first senior brother wrote an article "On the Importance of Transfiguration in Walking the Rivers and Lakes", and submitted it to Xiaosheng Jianghu. I thought the article was very well written, so I followed the first senior brother to learn the transfiguration technique.
This disguise technique, the first thing is to believe in yourself, physiognomy is still secondary, only when you enter the state, can you successfully deceive others.
I smiled and said, Poor Dao is the eleventh generation descendant of Longhu Mountain, Qi Hu, these two are my nephews Qi Ma and Qi Niu.
Luo Youdao sighed, hurry up and please.
On the fragrant tea and preserved fruit, the two immortals were about to catch it, but I glared at them, and the two of them hurriedly sat upright. I stood in the lobby, walked around in a pretended way, and sighed.
This sigh made Luo Youdao startled, and said Old Immortal, please help.
I said that my Lord Guanluo doesn't look like a person who is dying, but for some reason, there is always a dead air hovering in your mansion, and it must have provoked something unclean. Luo Youdao was shocked and said, how do you know?
I laughed in my heart, how could I not know that I did this, but I said, I have to think about it. As he spoke, he took out a compass from his bosom that he had bought on the street for thirty wen, and asked Lord Luo to send someone to take me around your mansion.
Luo Youdao was a person who was afraid of death, so he hurriedly instructed the steward to lead the way.
The three of them walked around in a decent way and came to the southwest cell.
Since the Tang and Song dynasties, the government and county government prisons were generally built in the southwest direction of the government office. For example, the prison is generally called the junction of yin and yang, where the yin qi is the heaviest, so it is built in the southernmost part, first, the yang qi is sufficient in the south, and secondly, no one wants to let the cell be built in the rear of their office affairs.
As for the west, it is close to the west, and the road to the west is shorter for the death row prisoners here, and there are also humanitarian factors in it.
The two fierce statues at the entrance of the prison are said to have the function of warding off evil spirits and suppressing prisons. There is a couplet written on the door, the upper one is "I wish people to be happy", the lower one is "He is in trouble with the prison chief is empty", and the horizontal one is "often come and go".
I deliberately sent an internal force into the compass, only to see that the compass began to shake violently, and I said no.
Seeing this, the steward also came over and said what can the old fairy find?
I asked who was being held in this prison?
The steward said that they were all Jiangyang thieves, some were death row prisoners waiting for the autumn execution, and some sinners were convicted.
I nodded, pinched my fingers and calculated, and there were words in my mouth, I suddenly pretended to have calculated something, my whole body trembled, and I bit the tip of my tongue and spurted out a mouthful of blood, saying, it's terrible, it's terrible. The steward was taken aback, old fairy, what do you think?
I said that you are so bold that you should lock up the reincarnation of the god of hell inside. I can't take care of that. After that, he turned to the two immortals and said, Ah Ma, Ah Niu, let's go.
I ignored the steward's obstruction and turned to leave.
Luo Youdao in the backyard heard that we didn't care, so he hurriedly chased him out and shouted, Old Immortal, you can't see death without saving it.
I said, Lord Luo, your eyebrows are black, and your face is declining, I'm afraid you won't survive tonight, and it's useless for us to work here, so you should prepare for the future. Luo Youdao fell to his knees when he heard this, and said that the gods save me, and I will agree to whatever you want.
I hesitated for a moment, then muttered, this is not impossible.
Luo Youdao's face was happy, what way?
I said that there is a way, but if you want to solve this matter, I am afraid that it will damage my thirty years of cultivation, and we cultivators pay attention to following the heavens, and this kind of thing that changes one's life against the heavens has been done too much, and I am afraid that I will be punished by heaven in the future.
Luo Youdao said, I have silver, I have a lot of silver.
I said that I am a monastic, and that money is something outside of my body. But then again, how much are you prepared to give?
Luo Youdao said, is it okay to have five thousand taels?
I said frankly, I want to buy an adult's life for five thousand taels, and Lord Luo is too cheap himself.
Luo Youdao gritted his teeth, 10,000 taels!
I smiled, Ah Ma, Ah Niu, let's go.
The facial paralysis monster whispered on the side, Okay, let's be content, 10,000 taels is not less.
I said in my heart that you two have never seen the world, just this set of rhetoric, if the person who entered the palace was Zhang Youqian, even if he shouted 100,000 taels, he would not frown. However, the facial paralysis monster spoke, and I couldn't debunk him, so I said, for the sake of my disciple's grandson's face, 10,000 taels is 10,000 taels, and it should be regarded as accumulating merit for them.
The facial paralysis monster was still talking, but he saw the eyebrowless ghost stomp on him fiercely.
I instructed Luo Youdao to prepare incense cases, yellow paper, Zhu pen dansha and other things, and then instructed, tonight, the three of us are in your room to do things that are obscure, and no one is allowed to come close to within three zhang, and a table full of Han people is being prepared.
Luo Youdao was stunned, full of Manchu and Han seats?
I said in my heart that it was really hard to deal with uneducated people, so I explained that it was a table of high-class banquets.
Luo Youdao listened to the order and hurriedly went to prepare things. The three of us drank tea in the room, and I said to the steward that there was nothing to do with you here, so let's go out. The steward said that the master had instructed me to serve the three old immortals here.
I glared, we are discussing the law, all of them are leaking the secrets of the heavens, are you afraid that the little ghost will come to detain your soul in the middle of the night?
The steward turned pale with fright, and hurriedly withdrew.
The two immortals said that you kid is okay, you will have 10,000 taels of silver if you move your mouth, come, let's talk about how to divide the silver first. I said that they are all anxious for justice and righteousness, and they help the suffering, and these silver are all dirty, won't you be angry if you two ask for it?
The two immortals said that we should take the lion's share of this matter, anyway, the life or death of the kid surnamed Wu has nothing to do with us, if you don't agree, our brother will leave immediately.
I said don't, there is still a place where you can be used at night, why don't you do this, this ten thousand taels of silver, we will each have one thousand taels, and the rest of the silver will be taken out to relieve the people of Songjiang Mansion?
Let's start drawing the symbols. Due to the arduous task, I asked Xiaoyao Erxian to do this work, Xiaoyao Erxian hates writing the most in his life, and we are not professional in this matter. I say that if you can do it, you can do it, and if you can't do it, you can do it. If you say no, you can't, and you can't do it.
The two of them picked up the red pen and smeared it indiscriminately, what Taishang Laojun was as anxious as the law, what Zhang Tianshi's ghost hunting talisman, etc., and then the bed, eaves, doors and windows were hung with yellow paper, which looked really interesting.
And when the night came, we commanded the people not to come near.
The three of them lit candles in his room, recited incantations, and began to do so.
Hello brothers, six six, five leaders, eight horses, you lost, drink!
The eyebrow ghost said that you were cheating, I said that I was willing to gamble and lose, but the eyebrow ghost was not convinced, drank the wine, fell to the door, and the cup was broken.
Outside the door, Luo Youdao heard the movement and shouted, Old Immortal, are you okay?
I said loudly, where do you flee from the monsters!
Immediately after the wind in the room, the two immortals wielded the peachwood sword, infused it with internal force, the sword aura overflowed, the red light appeared, and the eyebrow ghost said Master, this monster is so powerful, I can't stand it.
With a finger of the facial paralysis monster sword, the bluestone slab on the ground shattered, and there was a boom.
Then there was a scream, and the voice faded into weakness.
I said you stay away, you are hurt by the yin qi, be careful of your life.
Luo Youdao and the others hurriedly retreated five or six zhang back.
The bartender was full of food, and the room was a mess for us. It's only the second watch, and the good things have to be done in full, otherwise I really don't know how to deal with it, and the two immortals began to get sleepy, and I said in my heart that this is not good, so the three of them began to toss again.
Three with one!
Tube!
Crush!
Tractors, airplanes!
King fried!
To three!
I can't afford it!
The eyebrowless ghost is like thunder, you two cheat! The facial paralysis monster said that only you are blamed for not counting cards, and a good hand of cards is blind. The eyebrowless ghost didn't give money, and the facial paralyzed monster picked up the peachwood sword, and the two began to fight. I said in my heart that in the middle of the night, why don't you two worry about it?
The eyebrowless ghost stabbed out with a sword, boom!
The window was shattered by the sword qi and instantly shattered into sawdust.
Luo Youdao looked at us with an iron face, I said what a powerful demon!
Luo Youdao said that he can't afford to be on the three, what other demons can help you? I said in my heart that it is bad to wear a gang, but the eyebrow ghost is in a hurry, you look at these fifty-four cards, implying the principle of nine palace gossip, it is the latest demon subduing and demon elimination technique in our Dragon and Tiger Mountain.
What did Luo Youdao say?
The eyebrow ghost waved his hand, the cards in his hand flew, a whirlwind, and came towards Luo Youdao's door, Luo Youdao saw this, my mother, hurriedly pounced, only to see the dozen or so cards hovering in the air for a long time, like wings, flying into the night sky, disappeared.
I shouted "Done!"
The two immortals were exhausted, and I also wiped the sweat on my forehead with my robe, and said to Luo Youdao, Lord Luo, do you know where the demon who came tonight is sacred?
Luo Youdao was frightened by us, and he had no idea, and asked, what is it?
I said that these two demons are the two envoys of the underworld, black and white, impermanent. These two people have profound mana, and they insist on detaining your soul, the three of us have a night of friendship with them, and by the way, the landlord lost their 30,000 coins, and these two people agreed to let you go.
Luo Youdao touched his chest with his hand, he was a superstitious person, and he had no doubt about what we said, so he said, I Luo Youdao was able to escape today, thanks to the help of the three old immortals, as the saying goes, if you don't thank you, I won't thank you.
The two immortals said that they had a good 10,000 taels of silver, how could you go back on your word?
What did Luo Youdao say about 10,000 taels of silver?
As soon as I heard that this was the rhythm of the debt, I began to chant the mantra, the king of the ten halls, the god of the eight paths, the two envoys of black and white, and the disciples of Longhu Mountain asked the gods to return to their places......
Luo Youdao was in a hurry when he heard it, don't do it, take care of things, go get the silver quickly.
But after a while, the steward took 30,000 taels of silver tickets, and when he took it, he saw that it was actually a dark coin. I said again: The Ten Palaces of Hades, the Eight Paths of the Underworld, the Black and White Envoys, and the disciples of Longhu Mountain ask the gods to return to their places......
Luo Youdao stepped forward and slapped the steward, who asked you to take this, I will let you take the silver ticket, China Merchants Bank!