In order to avoid suspicion and not want other teachers to disturb her, at noon that day, Sun Yanjin took Huang Guolun to the top floor of a popular shopping mall near their school to eat her favorite casserole rice.

During the meal, Sun Yanjin told Huang Guolun about her idea of letting the class chorus adapt ancient songs: "What do you think? Our class will sing such imposing ancient works as "Will Enter the Wine" and "Man Jianghong", which will definitely be very outstanding, right?"

Huang Guolun slowly ate the hot soup and meat, and when he chewed the meat and chewed it all, he said: "Works like "Will Enter the Wine" and "Man Jianghong" are very heartfelt, but can the boys in your class sing this momentum? If you can't sing it, it would be too risky to choose this type of work for the competition. ”

Sun Yanjin stroked her ponytail, frowned slightly, and said: "The boys in our class have very good sports cells, they play basketball well, and they can play football, but they are ...... singing I really can't compliment it. ”

"Then don't choose this kind of song, let's play up our strengths and avoid our weaknesses. ”

"Are there any ancient poems that are suitable for female choruses? ”

Huang Guolun thought for a while and said, "Su Shi's "Water Tune Song Head". ”

Sun Yanjin's eyes lit up: "I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles?"

"Yes, this song is going to be a song, it should be quite suitable for a female chorus. ”

Huang Guolun added: "It just so happens that there is Zhang Jing in your class, and Nengfu can play the piano with the accompaniment of the guzheng, and the piano and the guzheng accompany this song, and the effect should be very good." ”

Sun Yanjin smiled and said: "Listening to what you said, it seems that this song has been given a good song." ”

Huang Guolun nodded calmly: "Yes, I have given this song a song." Personally, I think it's quite flavorful. ”

"Sing and listen. ”

Just after listening to Huang Guolun sing "Alone in the West Building", Sun Yanjin is now quite interested in the ancient songs given by Huang Guolun.

Huang Guolun looked around and refused with a smile: "What are you singing in a mess here, wait next week, you organize the choir of your class, and I will sing it when I tutor them." ”

"That's fine. Sun Yanjin asked Huang Guolun carefully: "How many girls and a few boys are you going to have?"

"If the boys in your class can't sing, there should be less, 15 boys, 20 girls. Boys try to find a deep mid-bass voice, and boys with too thin voices don't choose. If you really can't choose so many boys, you can choose 10 or 12 boys, and the rest should be girls. ”

"Okay, this week, I'll select the seedlings in our class first, and then next week, you will have time to take them to practice at noon." ”

Huang Guolun gave Sun Yanjin an OK gesture, and then lowered his head and ate attentively.

"You're really slow enough to eat, and it's not the same style as peaches at all. No, you seem to be slow at everything. ”

"Why do you want to do it so fast? Huang Guolun said with a smile: "Slow-paced life is the real enjoyment." ”

"Makes sense. But not everything is slow. ”

"For example?"

"Race. Sun Yanjin gave a casual example.

Huang Guolun said with a smile: "I don't like to race against others. ”

Sun Yanjin raised the bar: "There is a group of people who want to beat you, and you will run slowly?"

Huang Guolun changed his words: "Then I must be running fast, I just like a slow-paced life, but I'm not stupid." ”

Sun Yanjin was amused by "poof", ate a few bites of food, and said casually: "Is your slow-paced life also including the speed of coming out of your relationship also very slow?"

Huang Guolun was stunned, raised his eyes and glanced at Sun Yanjin, not knowing how to answer Sun Yanjin's question.

"I'm kidding you, don't take it to heart. Sun Yanjin said this, but he took the small vinegar bottle with a red lid on the table, placed it between the two, and asked Huang Guolun: "If this is a button that can help people clear their memories, one press can make you forget all the painful and worrying things, but you will also forget many other things, will you press it?"

Huang Guolun frowned and thought about it, made a gesture of pressing the bottle cap, and said carefully: "I don't think it's a question of whether you can press it, but: Hey, there's a button, press it and try it...... Hey, there's a button, press it and try it...... There's a button here, press it to try ......"

Sun Yanjin couldn't help but laugh and opened Huang Guolun's hated hand: "You are serious." Will you press it?"

Huang Guolun smiled and said: "Forget it, in case I forget my family after I press it, it will be too tragic, I don't press it." Wong Kar-wai's "East Evil and West Poison" said that the more you want to forget, the more you will remember. When you can no longer have her, the only thing you can do is not to forget her. ”

Sun Yanjin nodded knowingly, and suddenly envied Huang Tao's mother again.

stopped talking to Huang Guolun about these mediocre topics, she happily chatted with Huang Guolun about the students.

Eating with the right people makes you feel very happy.

At this meal, Huang Guolun and Sun Yanjin ate quite happily and chatted very happily.

When the two of them took the elevator downstairs after eating, they couldn't stop chatting.

There was no one else in the elevator, and Sun Yanjin revealed to Huang Guolun that he had trouble when he was a child: "I remember that when I was in elementary school, I always saw the essays written by 'anonymous' in books like "100 Essays for Outstanding Primary School Students". I didn't know what an anonymous name meant, I thought it was a person, I admired this guy so much that he was about to become my literary enlightenment idol. It wasn't until I was in high school that I learned the truth, and it really hurt me. My high school classmates laughed at this for a long time, and now if our high school classmates have a party, they will laugh at me. ”

Huang Guolun smiled accordingly.

At this time, the elevator stopped on the third floor.

A few guests came up, and they frequently looked sideways at Sun Yanjin, who was quite good-looking.

Sun Yanjin often touches this kind of gaze that is captivated by her appearance, and it is no longer strange.

With a happy smile on her lips, she didn't talk to Huang Guolun more, so as not to make passers-by think she was embarrassed.

Huang Guolun suddenly thought of something and asked Sun Yanjin: "You should have admired the stars when you were a child, right?"

Sun Yanjin was stunned, not understanding what Huang Guolun meant.

Huang Guolun chuckled and said: "The songs sung by the stars are no less than the compositions written by anonymous people." Ha ha. ”

The people around him snickered when they heard it.

"You're so annoying. Sun Yanjin angrily puffed up and turned Huang Guolun.

It may be that there is too much soup and water at noon, Sun Yanjin's elbow Huang Guolun is not very energetic, but the elbow is very inch, and the elbow is the place where Huang Guolun's stomach is bloated.

"Bang!"

Huang Guolun was actually elbowed out with a big fart!

Sun Yanzhen froze, and laughed with the "poof".

She'd never seen anyone fart like that in an elevator.

It is said that the fart does not stink, and the stinky fart does not make a sound.

Huang Guolun's fart that was elbowed out by Sun Yanjin was loud and smelly.

When the people in the elevator smelled it, their expressions all turned green.

Several people couldn't stand it and fanned the wind in front of their noses.

Huang Guolun exploded, in order to get some face, he learned from others, and also fanned his nose, pretending to be nothing.

Sun Yanjin smiled and debunked Huang Guolun: "Don't pretend, Mr. Huang." Farts are human nature, and there's nothing to be embarrassed about. ”

Huang Guolun was told by Sun Yanjin, he really wanted to open the elevator door and rush out, it was too embarrassing!

"Ding. ”

The elevator went to the first floor.

As soon as the door opened, everyone quickly escaped from the elevator, and did not forget to give Huang Guolun a few disgusted looks.

One buddy went out and complained to his companion: "That man's fart is not falling out of shit, damn it, it's about to stun me." ”

Huang Guolun's ears are thief, and when he hears such words, he wants to cry without tears.

Sun Yanjin and Huang Guolun stood in the innermost and were the last to go out.

When he went out, Sun Yanyan's waist was almost straight.

Huang Guolun complained to Sun Yanjin: "Don't laugh, it's all your fault, why do you have to hit me in the stomach, I just finished eating." ”

"Haha, I didn't laugh at you, I suddenly remembered a joke that was very funny, about farting, do you listen?"

"Don't listen!"

Huang Guolun strode forward, wanting to avoid Sun Yanjin and save this beautiful teacher from embarrassment again.

"If you don't listen to me, I'll tell you, haha. ”

Sun Yanjin chased after Huang Guolun and said: "This joke is funny, it is about a man who went to the doctor, and after seeing the doctor, he said distressedly: 'Doctor, I have been farting a lot lately, although it is a sullen fart and no sound, but it stinks.'" …… Oh, I put one, it stinks...... Oooh, I put two more ...... Doctor, what's wrong with me?' the doctor said, 'First of all, I can tell you with certainty that you are deaf. ’…… Haha, Mr. Huang, why is the patient in this joke so similar to you? Didn't you hear how loud your fart was? I thought someone had set off a cannon. ”

Huang Guolun was told by Sun Yanjin, and he had the urge to scratch the wall and self-harm: "Teacher Sun, you are a dignified lady, can you stop telling these, pee and fart jokes all the time?"

Sun Yanjin was still smiling happily: "Who said I was a lady? Where do you see that I am a lady? I have never been a lady, and I don't pretend to be a lady, haha, just be happy, I care about it." ”

Huang Guolun was completely speechless, Sun Yanjin's cheeky hidden attribute is the same as Huang Tao, no wonder these two people can play so well.

……

Wednesday evening.

Huang Guolun, Mrs. Zhou, Bai Yao and Huang Tao had dinner at Zixingfu's house.

Huang Guokun, who is intensively preparing for the release of a new movie, is in a hurry and wants to have a meal.

But that's not the main purpose of his coming.

The main purpose of his visit was to give Wong 30 colourful movie promotional T-shirts for Wong to give to his students to wear, so that they could invisibly advertise their new films.

Kunlun Culture made a total of 10,000 promotional T-shirts for "Qing Ben Jia Corpse" in order to promote the new movie this time.

Huang Guokun is taking the lead in distributing these T-shirts to relatives and friends, as well as relatives and friends of relatives and friends.

He hopes that when the movie is released, more people will wear their T-shirts and go shopping or do something, and use their new movie as a walking human billboard.

This idea is a bit stupid, but if it is promoted well, it will indeed have a certain publicity effect.

After getting the T-shirt, Huang Guolun couldn't cry or laugh......