The front of this propaganda cultural shirt is a Q version of the female zombie's avatar, which looks quite cute.

But the slogan written below is really ridiculous-

[A corpse was salvaged in the river, and it has been dead for seven days after forensic identification, but what is puzzling is that after seven days of death, why doesn't the corpse float?

Huang Guolun read this propaganda slogan carefully.

When I first watched it, it was quite suspenseful, thinking that this was talking about the origin of zombies.

In the end, there was such a divine turn......

Fortunately, just now when Huang Tao was about to come over with a chicken leg to join in the fun, Huang Guolun blasted the kid away and let him continue to eat, otherwise Huang Tao would have to teach him badly when he saw such a slogan.

Carrying a T-shirt, Huang Guolun asked Huang Guokun, who was smoking a cigar by the window, in confusion: "Who came up with this propaganda copy? Did she let the door clamp in her brain? You can also use this kind of propaganda copy, it's too serious! This is called a magic horse thing!"

Huang Guokun's hand holding the cigar trembled for a moment, and said embarrassedly: "This is what I wrote." They all said that it was very good, the sword went sideways, humorous and witty, and it was seen on the road, which would definitely make people remember our film. ”

Huang Guolun said speechlessly: "They must be patting you on the back, who will take such a long propaganda slogan seriously! The propaganda slogan of this kind of cultural shirt must be short and powerful, and people can see the key point at a glance." ”

Huang Guolun pointed to the back of the T-shirt to Huang Guolun: "The short slogans are all behind." ”

Huang Guolun turned the T-shirt around and looked at it, and sure enough, rows of more eye-catching slogans were printed diagonally -

[Glory only belongs to the dead!]

[The only thing the living have to remember: their sacrifice!]

[Super Internet movies that you can't miss in 2017——]

["The Good Corpse"!]

[The best zombie movie in China!]

【2017.11.11 AM 11:11 AM】

[Eight major video websites will be released simultaneously!]

Huang Guolun frowned when he saw such a promotional slogan, and said critically: "You should add font special effects to this premiere time, just like the name "The Good Corpse of Qing Ben", highlight it with a special effect font, so that it will be impressive." ”

"1111 still needs special effects? ”

"Singles' Day is this Saturday, right, will it be online at 11:11 a.m.?" asked Huang Guolun.

"Launched at 11 o'clock. ”

"It's a good time. ”

Huang Guokun smiled bitterly and said: "I thought it was good at first, but later I found out that it was not like that. On Double 11, everyone went to shop online and worked hard, who cares about watching movies. Even if you look for a water army to swipe the screen, it is estimated that there will not be too many people who see the water army swiping the screen. I'm really sorry for going online at this time. ”

Huang Guolun asked: "There should be activities on those video sites on Double 11, right? ”

Huang Guolun sighed: "Alas, they have activities, but their activities are all for their own exclusive contracted films, and almost all the resources on the site will be tilted towards their own films." For a movie like ours that is launched on the whole network, we can't get any internal resources, so we can only rely on our own hard work to get out of the position. Why our company is racing against time to produce this batch of T-shirts is because the network resources are not easy to get, and we can only rely on more channels and more means of publicity to make up for it. ”

Huang Guolun suddenly thought of a serious question: "It's all winter, it's so cold outside, who will give you a T-shirt to promote." Why don't you make long-sleeved T-shirts or hoodies so that they are in season? ”

"You don't have a backache when you stand and talk. I also want to make long-sleeved T-shirts and hoodies, but the cost of making long-sleeved T-shirts and hoodies is too high, we can't afford them!" Huang Guokun took a depressed puff of his cigar, showing the frustration in his heart because of the lack of money, he told Huang Guolun: "Our company now has to break a penny into eight-petal flowers, you haven't lived such a hard life, you don't know." ”

"How much does this T-shirt cost?"

"Guess. ”

"Ten bucks?"

"Damn, I'll make a long-sleeved T-shirt if I have ten dollars!"

"Ah, our company can't even afford ten yuan?" Huang Guolun was a little surprised.

"Of course you can afford ten yuan a piece, but what we did this time is 10,000 pieces, and ten yuan is 100,000 yuan a piece!"

Huang Guolun didn't realize that the situation of Kunlun Culture had reached this point, and said: "100,000 is not much, the company can't even take out this money?"

"I took it, but I don't think it's necessary to spend so much money on this publicity. There are 100,000 yuan, and it is more effective to ask the water army to swipe the screen online to promote than this kind of ground promotion. Do you know that in the end, more than eighty percent of those who will spend money to watch this kind of big online movie are otaku who spend all day on the Internet. So the point of our T-shirt this time is to give it to all kinds of girls who can attract the attention of otaku, and strive to let them wear it out to help us do publicity. ”

Huang Guolun still complained: "On this cold day, even if you give it to others, they won't wear it, who wears a T-shirt on such a cold day, unless the brain is sick." ”

Huang Guokun shook Huang Guolun and said: "Why are you so dead-eyed! This T-shirt doesn't have to be worn alone, it can be worn over the coat! If our film becomes popular, this T-shirt is the original T-shirt of the first commemorative version of "The Good Corpse of Qing Ben", and it may be auctioned for a high price in the future. ”

"Don't you dream, just auction this quality T-shirt? It's good that people don't use it as a tablecloth. Huang Guolun poured cold water and asked: "How much is this T-shirt made of?"

"Including freight, with printing, the manufacturer has all included, 10,000 pieces, 35,000. ”

"It's only three dollars and five pieces a piece?" Huang Guolun thought it was a bit incredible: "So cheap?"

"You think it's cheap, don't you, haha, I didn't expect it to be so cheap before. Now you can buy dozens or hundreds of socks at will, and this kind of T-shirt cultural shirt is actually only three yuan and five pieces, which is really too affordable! I was excited after listening to the quotation, so I asked the company to order 10,000 pieces. Later, I found out that I ordered a bit too much, and I couldn't finish it at all. I have already sent tasks to everyone in the company, at least 200 pieces per person to send out, not only to local relatives and friends, but also to relatives and friends in other cities, preferably in the hot places in the south, as many as possible. On the day of Double 11, the beautiful shirts of our "Qing Ben Jia Corpse" appeared on the streets all over the country. ”

"You're thinking well, but I don't think there are too many people wearing it. "What does Huang Guolun think, how do you think this T-shirt is too embarrassing to wear, unless it is the most iron friend and the closest relative, this kind of T-shirt will be worn to help publicize, who else has nothing to do and wear this kind of T-shirt to go out and wander around?

"Let's wear it as many people as we can, what we can do now is to do everything we can to promote this film. You can send all 30 of them to your students and teachers at your school. Market surveys show that high school students are an important group that cannot be ignored by watching big online movies. Tell them about it and say that you are involved in this film. Needless to say, they definitely have your back. ”

Huang Guolun felt embarrassed to do this kind of thing, he really didn't have such a thick skin to sell products related to himself to students.

"The author of the subtitles, soundtrack and theme song of this film is 'Mr. Huang', not my real name, right?"

Huang Guolun asked again uneasily, he had told Huang Guokun about this before. He doesn't want his real name to appear in any film and television works, including "Born Stubborn" sold to Fishman Music, and he retains his signature and does not sign his real name, but signs the pen name "Teacher Huang".

He didn't learn from "Lin Xi", "Doll", "Little Worm", "Xiao Ke", musicians like them debuted with better-remembered stage names and pen names.

Huang Guolun simply doesn't want to make himself famous, and he doesn't want the troubled waters of the entertainment industry to affect his low-key ordinary but very fulfilling life as an ordinary person.

"Don't worry, the subtitles are all 'Teacher Huang', and your name is not exposed. Huang Guokun complained back: "But can you take a different pen name in the future, it is also vulgar to call Mr. Huang, and the texture of our film is lowered." If you want to learn from Lin Xi, you have to give a pen name for literature and art. Lin Xi dismantled the 'dream', you can dismantle the 'think', it is called 'Xiangxin', the homonym 'believes', how nice it sounds! ”

As soon as he heard "Xiangxin", Huang Guolun inexplicably remembered the heart-to-heart joke that Sun Yanjin had told him, and he felt a chill on his body, and told Huang Guokun: "Teacher Huang listens to it well, I have listened to it for so many years, and it is comfortable to listen to." I don't want to be famous, why do I have such a literary pen name. ”

"If you don't engage in literature and art, you can also come up with a more meaningful pen name. For example, if you dismantle the 'Lun' in the name and disassemble it into a 'human dagger', how cool it is, a person holding a sharp dagger, how picturesque!"

"People dagger ......" Huang Guolun said speechlessly: "You just call me 'bankrupt', it's too ugly!"

"It's better than my name. Thinking of his name, Huang Guokun really wanted to cry without tears.

Huang Guolun joked with Huang Guokun in an unabashed whisper: "Your name has to be broken down into 'Ribi', it is really easy to remember, it is definitely a sensation." ”

Huang Guolun took a puff of his cigar, not messing with Huang Guolun's vulgar nonsense, and reminded: "The theme song singer, Bai Yao, is written by her real name." ”

Huang Guolun nodded: "I know, I told her, and she said that it was okay to sign her real name." ”

Glancing at Bai Yao who was coaxing Huang Tao to play from a distance, Huang Guokun asked Huang Guolun in a low voice: "Xiaobai is not interested in entering the entertainment industry? Have you talked to her? If she wants to be interested, we can really do a good job of her and package her as the second Li Yuchun." I really liked Brother Chun back then. If I can cultivate a new Chun Brother with my own hands, my life will be too complete!"

"Don't think nonsense, you better make your movie steadily. Bai Yao will not enter the entertainment industry in a short period of time, no one can say what will happen in the future, let's wait for the future. ”

"But you have to let her wear this T-shirt! Save her eye-catching image of short hair and big breasts, wearing our T-shirt on the road is absolutely eye-catching!"

"Don't make trouble for Xiaobai, our school doesn't allow students to wear messy clothes. ”

"I didn't let her wear it to school, I mean the weekend! Our film will be online this Saturday's Double 11, you can take Bai Yao and Peaches out to play on the weekend, it's best to go to a crowded place like a playground or a zoo, if Bai Yao can wear our T-shirt in this kind of place, the publicity effect will be great! Oh yes, you have to wear it too! You both wear it, get a match between old and young, so it will be more eye-catching. ”

"This is the ...... Let's discuss it again, I want to take Bai Yao and Peach back to the northern suburbs villa this weekend and have a good rest. ”

"Rest a fart!" Huang Guokun suddenly said excitedly like a chicken blood: "Don't rest, our company is going to fight this weekend! The real final battle is here! You must cheer me up! Do everything you can to help our company promote "The Good Corpse of Qing Ben"! I have thought about it, if the response after the movie is released is lower than expected, I will let Marco and Polona go to the hard-working mandarin duck to stew themselves in the iron pot of Douyu! In short, this time, even if we don't become benevolent, we must succeed! Fire up!"